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ITT: Literally untouchable characters

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ITT: Literally untouchable characters
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>>78367564
All of them, because they don't exist.
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>>78367708
/thread
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>>78367708
>dooh ho ho! i'm so cynical and shitty! i'm gonna tell all myshitty frriemds why their dreams are stupid, too!

Fuckhead.
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>>78367564
I don't know about that, man. I'm pretty sure Billy touched her. Many times.
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>>78367748
You can actually taste the salt.
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>>78367708
killjoy
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>>78367779
What exactly is the age gap between Billy and Courtney anyway?
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>>78367891
Sorry Anon, I've just had kind of a rough day.
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>>78367906
In the New 52, it was two years, Courtney was older. During Johns' JSA, I think they were the same age (both 16)
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>>78367906
1-2 years
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>>78367926
Don't feel bad, man. It's the festive season, break out the eggnog, get a snack, lurk in some threads, just have some fun, man.
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>>78367564
Do YOU want to risk Geoff Johns coming to your house and strangling you with your own intestines?

No? Then you best leave his imouto alone, or he'll do savage things to your anus.
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>>78368031
>implying I don't want Johns to do savage things to my anus
Geoff a qt
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>>78368031
Wasn't there a JSA issue in where the JSA had to go to another dimension and some spirit went all "Only pure or virgin spirits can come through" and Courtney tried to pass and the spirit went all "Access Denied"?
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>>78367564
What? Is she a ghost?
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>>78368031
Yeah sorry I can't do this, I can only think of Johns eating cereal out of someone's ass like that one porno
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>>78368092
No, man. We're all ghosts.
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>>78368093
Somebody draw this
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>>78368108
Oh shiiit...
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>>78368085
You have it backwards. There was a thing where Gentleman Ghost came back with a vengeance (and lots of ghostly minions), and Courtney couldn't be touched by him/them because she was one of the few virgins on the team.

Or was it that she was the only one who could touch them/punch him?

Either way, it was due to her purity, not the other way around.
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>>78368221
I am sure the issue I mentioned exists. I remember a panel where the JSA was surprised by that. Weird, maybe I am confusing them with something else
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>>78368221
>Courtney couldn't be touched by him/them because she was one of the few virgins on the team.
It was this, the ghosts couldn't touch her

and just for the record Johns didn't write this arc, Levitz did
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>>78368349
>Ma Hunkel calling the token black guy a moron
Triggered.
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>>78368108
No man, we're all skeletons.
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>>78368507
She was just subconsciously channeling a ghost prophetess to try and warn him about the horribly shitty storyline where they turned Michael into a literal retard some years later.
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>>78368580
NOOOOO!
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>>78368507
Cool story bro
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Rouge.png hur dur dur dur
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>>78368507
I mean it's not gonna phase him much when he's the third smartest man alive.
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>>78367748
If you think acknowledging that fictional characters aren't real is "cynical" then you really need to examine yourself and your life.
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>>78367564
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>>78369223
>implying belief doesn't make them real

found the pleb
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>>78369459
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>>78368349
Is she going to get Blue Beetle and Booster Gold, since they'd be immune too?
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>>78370273
>implying they didn't fuck each other that one time when they stayed late playing Tekken and drinking a lot and now they'd like to pretend it never happened
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