Would you?

No. I don't want to die horribly

Nope cause i want to live

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>>78354982
Maybe life is overrated, although he could potentially fuck up my afterlife as well.

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>>78354982
Is that his penis?!

i would many a time

i want him to sharpen his claws on my scaly thorax

>>78355356
Yes.

They had to edit it on the final cover.

>>78354982
I dunno.

On one hand he's super hot and clever.
On the other I'm probably getting disemboweled by a demon and turned into a ghost that forever follows him.

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Maybe

>>78355452
Really. THIS is why comics will never be a serious artform.

>>78356615
>muh Batgirl Joker variant controversy

>>78356788
>Supports castrating a man so adults who wouldn't buy the comic anyways don't feel mildly uncomfortable
never be

>>78354982
Hell yes

>>78356940
>muh readers are special sheltered snowflakes who can read about demons and blood sacrifice but lose their shit over dick in pants

>>78357118
Are we agreeing?

>>78357129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E781QE7ZQK8

>>78356615

Comics are a commercial medium. Their main goal is to make profit not to be taken seriously in the art world.

>>78357196
Which is ironically probably limiting them from making greater profit.

>>78354982
If the demons don't kill you, the stds probably will

>>78356615
GOOD. Everytime something get's any real artistic development a bunch of liberal fags start showing up to make everything worse. Soon, we won't even be able to have innocent fun, just 'arte'.

>>78357380
>Everytime something get's any real artistic development a bunch of liberal fags start showing up to make everything worse
Worse than now?

>>78357394
Yes. Look at what Video Games. Since they're way more accessible, they went to shit faster.

>>78357431
I blame casuals for that, desu.
>muh health regen while I hide

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>>78357431
>He thinks comics aren't in a worse state than video games

>>78357454
I remember when some organization in my country sued magazine because they put Alice: Madness Returns on cover.
>muh corruption of youth!

I would desu.

I'll take the risk of getting killed.

>>78356940
His boner is still visible on the edited version, they just removed a couple lines so it's not as clearly outlined

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>>78354982
Remember when Hellblazer was about hell blazing and not about John fucking men? Those were good days.

>>78357897
yeah, it was about fucking dogs who were also male.

>>78357912
That happened once and he was drugged. No one is debating on all the weird shit Johns had sex with, but they're making it a major plot device in the new run. It's like they have nothing else do put in for 3 pages so they put John hitting on men or with a guy.

>>78354982
The indirect secondary Zatanna cooties makes it harder to say no.

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>>78355452
>>78356615
They didn't