dumbing of age

>>78353658
Why don't you go back to shilling this garbage on tumblr?
This spam is worse than the old ma3 and moj trash that we dealt with years ago.

today i scanned in the funky winkerbean HC and i thought of this pile of garbage

>>78353695
>spam
I haven't noticed a thread for weeks, although archive proves that I'm just blind, the last one still was half a week ago

>shilling
Dude no, we MOCK him, not shill him.

>>78353658
>Blaming the whole Company.
>For one man opinion on gay marriage.

The chick-fil-a gay thing was just some silly first world problem from America.

>when i was a kid
This was an issue just a few years ago wasn't it?

>>78353756
Well the company was also donating millions of shekels based on that opinion.
So cutting off those shekels does make sense.

>>78353841
You can not boycott delicious fast food in America. This is a fact.

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>>78353658

>>78353778
Willis likes to fuck around with time.

It's why he's able to cram five years worth of strips into technically only spanning over the course of one month.

Wait, does this take place in the future? Because that Chick-fil-A shit was 3 years ago.

>>78353658
> Willis says DoA is all about shitty parents
> /co/ tries to say that DoA wasn't about shitty parents

Told you so

>>78354236
>/co/ tries to say that DoA wasn't about shitty parents
Bullshit, that's like the one fucking constant thing we talk about on here.

Please stop making these threads. We are past the point of laughing at Willis and are now actually discussing the "content" in this piece of shit webcomic. See QC General.

>>78354311
Shut up Willis.

>>78354311
can't stop me >:3

>>78353658
We live in a capitalist society, Willis.

... that means nobody fucking cares about a company's politics so long as they make a good product.

The day chicken stops tasting good is the day Willis' opinion on Chick-fil-a... or anything... matters.

>>78353841
Yeah, but think of it this way: all those millions were completely and utterly wasted for nothing, so you can have your delicious chicken with a side of schadenfreude.

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Finally I'm up at the same time of these threads.

>>78353756
very true but honestly the gay thing didn't bug me it was the donating to the west bastrop church that protested military funerals that's why I stopped eating there. Also it's not really a big problem I just don't eat there. I ether make my own stuff or go somewhere else hell it's not a big deal.

>>78353658
>When I was a kid we protested at a Chik-fil-a

what the fuck, is she like 14?

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>opting for a c-section

pleb-tier. Real hardcore parents do twin waterbirths

>>78353744
>we're MOCKING him
It doesn't matter, some dipshits will always throw context out the window and give themselves more than what is being presented to them to be angry about. The same thing is happening on /vp/ now, there's this dude playing a terrible yet somehow popular fan game and constantly talking about just how shit every single aspect is. Doesn't matter, every thread someone says he's shilling the game. It's fucking weird. I thought we were 4chan, we like to hate stuff.

>>78353658
So, not even trying to hide that Becky's just a shill this time around

>>78354328
I wish emoticons were an insta-ban.

>>78353658
Ah, so he actually is going the "But we're gonna be one of the Good Parents" angle. Neat.

>>78353756
>>78353841

Which is totally worth coming up and throwing slurs and garbage at the people working the counters.

>>78353658
I hope the lil' fuckers drive him over the edge

>>78354311

Hide it then, numbnuts

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>>78354084
Now that's harsh.
True, but still harsh.

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>>78354698
Have you managed to open up a website for your parody webcomic yet?

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>>78353658
>Finally drop the comic
>Don't see or read anything related to it for weeks
>See this thread
>"Gosh, my parents sure are religious bigots!"
Willis. Willis never changes.

Also, he has an anxiety attack and poops all over the place if he's forced to interact with people in person. I'm sure he can handle raising twins.

>>78355800
Twins he named DASH and CHASE, never forget.

>>78355839
I'm gonna need a source for this. There are limits even he wouldn't cross. Right?

>>78355925
http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/134503637707/its-zachary-dashiel-and-chase-alexander-willis

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>>78355948
>Zachary Dashiel and Chase Alexander
Dashiell is spelled with two L's. You ignorant fuck.

Now let's get some serious discussion going: How common are middle names? I don't think anyone in my family has one and I don't think I know anyone who has either. Then again, I'm a dirty yuropoor.

>>78355839

Is it too early to call CPS?

>>78353841

No, that MAN was donating that money.

And no, it did not make sense because the company raked in record profits. So the boycott did the opposite of what it wanted.

becky's hair is so weird looking goddamn

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>>78353717
Speaking of Funky, he did tweet this a few weeks ago:

https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/673216231147728896

And if you're wondering what storyline that was on the walls, it was part of the following....

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>>78356751

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>>78356763

>fucking retard fundies think funding African warlords who promise to kill fags falls under "free speech"

I hate Willis but he's completely right on this one. Chik Fil A's bullshit was inexcusable and so is supporting them.

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>>78356772

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>>78356785
I think this might be the stuff on that wall Willis saw.

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>>78356800

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>>78356817

>>78356824
Okay what is that bait parodying?

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>>78356830
And I think that was the last of the stuff on that wall.

>>78356834
The ending sequence for G no Reconguista. One of the lines in the song is 'Tsukame puraido!'.

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>>78356824

>>78356843
Thanks

>>78354212
Becky is something like 18, so she could just be using "kid" as a general reference to her puberty years.

We all know something as recent and easy to google like the Chik-fil-a protest is beyond Willis' capacity to transcend his mediocrity.

>>78356006
Depends on your culture.

>>78356006
Everyone in my family has one, some even have two.

>>78356775

Get therapy, Walky

>>78354311
Shh, let them pretend they aren't actually fans. Just shitpost then hide the thread like I do.

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Reminder.

>>78357065
>let them pretend they aren't actually fans

We aren't pretending.

But thank you for admitting that opposing these threads is purely for the sake of shitposting

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Also throwing this one out there for maximum infuriation.

>>78357143
He didn't kill of the lesbian. Yay? Why is he acting like it's the definitive literary moment of the century?

>>78357264
Because he's a idiot with the biggest ego on the planet who thinks he's the next Rosa Parks.

>>78357458
i thought that was Aaron Diaz

>>78357699

Nah, that's the transhumanist version of Rosa Parks. She didn't let herself be stored at that the back of the world brain.

>>78357143
>Fuck you dad!

There. Everyone can stop reading this shit because these three words describe every single strip

Why do you guys keep giving this guy attention? We know we're the only real fans he has, so once we run out it's all over.

>>78356103
It also had internet crusaders coming in to rage at the random cashiers and cooks for being foot soldiers in Cathy's ultra religious crusade. That was fun.

Can't stop social political movements, but they can punch down at the fry cook making $7 an hour to pretend they're fighting a good fight.

>>78356878
>>78354212

It's more that Chik-Fil-A is an outdated issue at this point. If he wanted to be current, he'd talk about Hobby Lobby or bakers not baking for gay weddings.

>>78357264
But you see, this time the lesbian wins!... which is so different from all the other stories he's done where the lesbian wins against the Mundanes.

>>78357171
I'm still mad about Daisy.

He should not be getting social justice points for Becky when the only lesbian in the comic for four years was only used for sex jokes.

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>>78357171
The worst thing anyone can do is point out the emperor's naked on his tumblr and message boards. I'm sure Willis immediately blocked this poster after getting the last word.

>>78355642
http://freakanimes.com/collegeusa/