What do you think he sees He can see the universe and beyond

>>78341193
Id say a verson of nickelodeon that doesn't suck

>>78341193
but can he see why kids love the cinnamony sweet taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>>78341700
Made me chuckle.

>>78341193
>He can see the universe and beyond

Does that mean he actually has the ability to watch a version of the movie where he was played by a nordic, whtie actor?

>>78341193
A reality where Disney wasn't shit

Too bad we will never glimpse such a world

OOOOHHHH!

He sees you when you're naked,
He knows when you masturbate,
He knows when you're wielding Mjölnir,
So be good for Odin's saaake!


Oooohhh!

Jötunheimr, Jötunheimr, Jötunheimr
Home of the frost-giants,
Oh what fun it is to slay,
A family of frost-giants!

>sorry guys, that's all I got...

I masturbate to Heimdall porn so he doesn't feel lonely

>>78341805
or at least where they made all the asgardians all different colors, blue, purple, etc.. so it wasnt all caucasians and one black guy

or where they explained he came from another realm.. dark elves whatever

>>78342120
You forgot about the chinese dude. Funny how no one complains about him.

>>78342406
>Funny how no one complains about him.
They actually addressed this one. He's from Vanaheim.

>>78341193
>Cast a black guy as Heimdall the "Whitest of the Gods"
>He fucking hates it, half asses his acting, and refuses to show up unless it's necessary

That's what you get for being smart asses Marvel. Your lucky Hiddleston is Adoptive Son of God tier.

>>78342515
>He fucking hates it, half asses his acting, and refuses to show up unless it's necessary
How did you come to these conclusions?

>>78342515
>refuses to show up unless it's necessary
Why else would you show up.

>>78342406
that's cuz he's asian in the comics too

>>78342528
Heimdalls actor talked about it. He greatly disliked playing Heimdall after he was casted to play Nelson Mandela in another film. Plus all his scenes were of him standing and looking bored.

>>78342565
No he isn't dumbass

>>78342567
>Heimdalls actor talked about it. He greatly disliked playing Heimdall after he was casted to play Nelson Mandela in another film.
I know the comments you're talking about, but you're taking this out of context. He just didn't like being hoisted up in some haness in full costume, sweating with fake hair pasted on. He didn't say he was upset he was in the movie, or that he hated the role.

>>78342612
No, Hogun the Grim is definitely supposed to be some kind of mongol-influenced character, more explicitly in the old illustrations.

>>78342515
>half asses his acting
Heimdall came across as a solemn badass who is dedicated to a duty he's likely been doing for thousands of years.

Not everyone is going to have a quirky personality that's leaping off the screen to make you question the human condition.

Sometimes less is more.

>>78342654
exactly he actually really likes the role. He was rapping about it in a song that he released this year

>>78341193
Imagine trying to watch porno and not being able to focus because you see the ever shifting and wilting skin cells of the participants.

>>78341193
Probably spends a lot of time looking at dicks if you ask me.

>>78342406
Asians, the other white meat.

>>78342515
he was ok in the role. the character did not have much going on, he was a glorified doorman who was into voyeurism and failed at his job.

>>78342684
He's slav-russian. It's complicated because you don't have the frame of reference for me to explain it to you. He's asian in the sense that americans can be irish.

>>78342654
>>78344053
He really just said it was a massive change in tone, but then that's acting. One day you're on stage bawling your eyes out about the same fucking betrayal you cried about the last month, the next you're at home eating noodles because the show ended and you haven't got anything stacked.

>>78342562
Exactly. They don't want people who just hang around the set being creeps because their wives left them and won't let them see the kids any more.

>>78341805
Why should a god be nordic? The Aesir-Vanir weren't nordic, they were divine. It's like expecting a movie about Gilgamesh to portray him as an arab just because the arabs moved into old Mesopotamia and displaced the proto-persians. Or portraying Jesus as a white european even though he clearly couldn't have been.

>>78344277
>He's slav-russian. It's complicated because you don't have the frame of reference for me to explain it to you. He's asian in the sense that americans can be irish.
so he is from kazakhstan ?

>>78344277
>Why should a god be nordic?
because I find it aesthetically pleasing

Wanda's panties.

>>78341193
>the only black guy in asgard is the doorman
BRAVO, DISNEY

>>78341700
it's the cinna-mini swirls in every bite; it's the taste you can see.

>>78344277
No, but using an Iranian to play Gilgamesh makes more sense than using a German. Jesus could very well be played by a white actor as Israelites these days may as well be white, and Israel, Lebanon, Jordan, and Syria produce a lot of "white" people a la Bashar-Al Assad and his Wife

>>78344277
>Why should a god be nordic?

Because it's a Nordic fucking religion, every artistic portrayal of the Aesir portrays them as white. Could you imagine the shitstorm if a white guy was cast as Baron Samedi or an African God?

>>78347779
And completely useless in both movies, too.

>>78347899
>but using an Iranian to play Gilgamesh makes more sense than using a German
Prime Arnie would've made a fine Gilgamesh.

>>78342515
If Elba had held out he would have been a shoe-in for Black Panther.

No wonder he's pissed. He oopsed big time.

>>78342567
> All his scenes were of him standing looking bored.

Just like Mandela lol.