/co/, this is Santa. I need your help to save Christmas.

But it's cold outside.

>>78340288
You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here after what you did to my sister

>>78340288

>wanting to save Christmas

If I'm not happy, than no one is happy! I WANTED A WAIFU UNDER THE TREE! AND YOU NEVER GIVE ME ONE!!! YOU FAT FUCK!

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It vill be no problem. But I require at least 3 pancreas' vrom your worker Elves to make it work.

>>78340288
Santa Claus should get the powers of Ghostt Rider.
>flaming skull-face with a while beard and red suit
>Sleigh with flaming runners and skeletal reindeer
>instead of chains, he has extending jingle-bell leather straps
>Spirit of Vengance

>>78340288
Are you taking your talents to the South Pole?

>If were gonna do this, we do it my way

>>78340312
>cold outside
bullshit, it almost feels like spring outside, don't even need a jacket at this point

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Didn't i kill you already?

>>78340404

>living in Florida

>the cock state

>>78340324
Kek

It's not Christmas yet fat man, it's the Winter Solstice.

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>>78340419
It's literally 78 degrees in my county. Fucking kids are swimming in the pool outside my house.

>>78340312
I went outside with a winter jacket, went back in to remove it.

There's usually a snowstorm around this week every year too.

>>78340288
tough

let it die

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>>78340288
Why should I, you haven't given me a single present since my parents died

>>78342556
But Santa did give him a present

>>78340288
What's the sitch, Kris?

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YOU HAVE NO POWER IN THIS DIMENSION CLAUS!