/co/, this is Santa.
I need your help to save Christmas.
It vill be no problem. But I require at least 3 pancreas' vrom your worker Elves to make it work.
Santa Claus should get the powers of Ghostt Rider.
>flaming skull-face with a while beard and red suit
>Sleigh with flaming runners and skeletal reindeer
>instead of chains, he has extending jingle-bell leather straps
>Spirit of Vengance
It's literally 78 degrees in my county. Fucking kids are swimming in the pool outside my house.
Why should I, you haven't given me a single present since my parents died