What happens?

>>78334812
children fucking each other
Shit "deepest lore" writting
Political agenda being shoved everywhere
Deviant Art tier superheroes

Cancelled.

>>78334812

Banned in the U.K.

>>78334823
Answer for every show.

>>78334812
Steven Universe is now a harem and at the same time canceled and renewed for ten more seasons. Just like Rebecca Sugar is dead and immortal at the same time.
So I guess it will be thrown off CN, but continually produced by the freshly lich-ified Crewniverse.

>>78334812
some gay shit, probably

>>78334812
>Teen Titans go
The characters would commit violent suicide and the show would become the equally shit Teen Titans because muh childhood

>Gravity Falls

Oh...God.

>South Park
Eh, not too different.

>Simpsons
Lisa gets beaten to death and Bart has sex with each of his 45 girlfriends.

>>78334823
>>78334825
>>78334845
>>78334887
All of these.

>>78334812
All of /co/, or a few individual posters?

5,000 people cannot write a story.

>>78334960
Don 't fool yourself we're all tired of that plot

>>78334812
Probably something to do with homos

>>78335137
huh, someone already said it >>78334887

>Avatar

Probably the same thing without the shit ending but with """"""""""deepest"""""""""" lore, gender swaps (femzuko), dickgirls and harems.

>>78334812
>Star Vs. The Forces of Evil
It would be exactly the same, I think.

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>>78335186

>Implying it wouldn't be a wall-to-wall orgy for the entire running time.
>With Marco being black.

>>78335213
This isn't /tv/ you kek.

>>78334812
South Park loses all pretense of humor, the show becomes a clusterfuck of contradicting "political statements" mixed in with deepest lore bullshit, literally every secondary character gets an episode, Kenny's voice is not muffled and the music now sucks. Also all the kids are now gay and it's made clear they have sex regularly.

>>78335147
I know Bryke suck at writing but I doubt /co/ could write something less retarded than them.

>>78335285

Aang banishes him to the Spirit World?

>>78335321
Richard Donner pls go.

>>78334812
Trap gay porn with edgy as fuck lore. No exceptions.

>>78334812
>Teen Titans Go
The exact same, but edgier and the dumbest jokes are replaced with dank memes.

>>78334931
I dread to even think about it. All the mystery stuff and storyline would be gone and would just be replaced by shipping and underage incest.

>>78335652
No it wouldn't

It would be just a shittier Teen Titans, but not something completely different like Go

>>78335123
Continued. For those who don't know >>78334960 is some old shit copypaste. Fuck you.

>>78335687
>>78334931
Now _there's_ a show that would just be a 22 minute orgy for every episode.

>>78335692
Especially since, you know, TTG is just a deliberate fuck you to the fans of the original show. "Here, we're going to take a childhood favorite show of yours and deconstruct and ridicule it in every episode."

>>78334812

>we bare bears

Chloe gets gangbanged every episode. beyond that I don't have a clue.

>>78335737
Lucky for me I didn't watch TTA back then so I don't have any nostalgic attachment to it to be offended.

>American Dad
It's a MGS V parody episode with Bill being Punished Stan

>>78334812
It would suck in every way possible.

>>78334812

>Archer

As it is but way less funny

>SpongeBob

Squidward is a fedora with a literal neckbeard, Sandy is hyper-sexualized, Mr. Krabs is an overt Jewish stereotype and Plankton is a /pol/ack who constantly goes to Nazi-esque lengths to retrieve the formula.

After the movie, everyone on board commits suicide in gruesome ways to avoid the mistake of making any more episodes.

>>78335692
It would be teen titans except every episode is about raven and every second scene is fetishbait.

>>78335737
That's your fault for having such a shitty show as a favorite in the 1st place.

>Miraculous Ladybug

Looks like we'd just devolve into lewds of Laybug and Cat Noir. Especially Ladybug.

But ESPECIALLY Cat Noir.

>Mike Tyson Mysteries
Something about Yung Hee's feet.

>>78334812
A single thread.

>Teen Titans Go
Less random humor, make it a little more like Powerpuff Girls.

>>78339416
You are my nigga.

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>Gravity Falls

That's an easy one.

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>Star Wars the clone Wars

Remove all episodes focused on Padme, C3PO and Jar Jar Binks

They get replaced about episodes about Jango Fett since Boba isn't established canonically yet.

>>78334812
>Gravity Falls
>Season 1
I'd probably tone those "Dipper wants to impress Wendy" episodes down to one. Maybe have an arc or two like the first half of season 2 if possible. Give Wendy a stronger role in the show.

>Season 2
First half is fine as is. Give Ford a bigger role and/or develop him more as a character. Get rid of Bill's monster squad and give a more unique goal than just wanting to take over the world.

>Wander over Yonder
11 minutes of Wander dicking Hater.
Credits have Dominator's corpse to the sounds of Wander/Hater lovemaking sounds because some anons are into that.

>>78339748

I would fap to that.

>>78335737
Mr. Enter pls go.

>TMNT 2K12
Welp. Donnie will finally get his dick wet.

Steven Universe if handed to the hate base would probably be a decent show.

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>>78334812
>Star Wars rebels
Lewd things

>>78334812
>spongebob
Would probably be okay considering how many people here love pre movie spongebob.

>>78340999
It would be just 20 minutes of April's ass.

Peppermint patty is endgame

>>78334812
>Clone Wars

Ahsoka and Bariss do lesbian things.
A whole lot of EU fan service.
We might actually get the Battle of Coruscant finale.

And more Hondo.

>>78345112
BLANKETY
BLANKETY
BLANK

>>78335335
Okay.

Aang snaps his neck.

It's just dicks. Veiny dicks

>>78345521
Go on.

>>78334812

a show about characters

>Gravity Falls
The show's name is changed to Poor Little Pines Boy. All the girls have quantum dicks that are both there and not there depending on when you look, and all of them are dominating Dipper.

>>78335737
Stop being a baby. I loved teen titans, but the only decent jokes in ttgo are making fun of its fans. Fuck ttgo though I hate cheaply made shit

>>78335741
Given how the thread are, it'd be Panda getting gang banged every episode. Also Nom Nom would be thrown under a speeding train or something.

>Sonic Boom
But it already has a lot of stupid humor in it, I would be surprised if a lot of people here didn't already like it.

It would suck.

>F is for Family
The father would be a Mary Sue with no flaws, the wife's ass is 50 times bigger and the daughter is always bare foot now

>>78334812

>Legend of Korra

It's no longer shit, thanks /co/

>>78334823
Also fetishes everywhere.