>Girl draws herself cute >She's ugly irl That kind

Listen man. I've given up my standards long ago. Pussy is Pussy.

for example?

>>78327214
This.

>>78327214
Her pussy can be ugly too

>>78327233
Chick from Jaltoid is a prime example.

>>78327168
Have you seen the guys who do Penny Arcade?

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>girl undersells her drawn-self so much that even the homely truth seems dateable

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>>78327284
roasties

>>78327233
The Jaltoids

>>78327365
If she lost the hat and washed her hair she'd be a 7/10.

>>78327384
She already did it.
There's a pic somewhere

>>78327168
I can understand understating certain features. My eyes are almond-shaped, so if I was doing a cartoon version of myself, I'd probably round them out a little. Just a little, mind you. Shit like what >>78327379 do is too much.

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>>78327168
>girl draws herself ugly
>girl ugly irl

>>78327214
if a girl is really, really fugly there's a 90% chance she'll have an ugly cunt
though the disappoinment is greater when a cute girl has beef curtains

>>78327347
>Penny Arcade
They're pretty average looking.
Ronnie is pretty average too for how he draws himself.

>>78327168
>thought fred perry would be white
>fat black guy

>>78327168
Precisely the reason I always draw myself as a horrifyingly ugly troll woman, so people don't get let down when they meet me.

What illusion?

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>tfw i can draw myself cute and be cute irl

>>78331825
What in the ever-loving fuck inspired this stock photo

>>78331846

a good time

>>78331855
You've got good taste, friend.

>draw yourself as a generic cartoon person with a couple distinctive features
>autists blame you when you don't look like the porn they fapped to

I like what Miyazaki / Toriyama / Arakawa do. They draw themselves as goofy cartoon animals and it's sweet and distinctive.

>>78327168
who the fuck cares, you really think you had a chance with her or what? was she your little real person waifu?

>>78331937
Yeah but if you did that in America your stuff would get labeled as furry shit.

>>78327379
I am serious, which one is the girl?

>>78327168
Chances are the cuties are way out of your league, stick to what you can get unless you can make it up with money or having a lot of charisma and not being a shy faggot.

>>78327168
Lol it's not like you were going to bone her.

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>>78331999
I respect your reverse trips, Satan, but I'm talking about stuff like this

>>78332081
>5/10s deserve 10/10 chads anon, not you

>>78327214
>Ive given up ny standards

Jeez senpai, wheres your saiyan pride?

>>78327233
cheese laser.

>>78327233
nikkinacksjk

>>78332054
That's a nice projection you got there.
I don't even like girls.

>>78333777
So you're a gay, handsome, alpha DOUBLE TRIPPER? And you're wasting your time on /co/?

>>78327379
Wow! That man's voice comes from that 13 year old Velma look a like?

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>Be self loathing
>Draw myself fatter, shorter and more awkward looking than l actually am

>>78335475
Well bless your heart for doing that. Might as well keep up the good work.

>>78331825
It's a good feel.

The only problem with being cute is no one takes me seriously when I'm mad unless I'm frothing at the mouth.

>>78327168
It's your own damn fault for trying to check out the author, who gives a shit beyond their work?
Also
>author draws themself as a cute magical girl
>is a dude
Maliki's alright.

>artist draws herself as an ugly neckbeard
>is actually a cute anime girl

>>78337089
> Your favourite artist is secretly a cute anime girl
> She is the closest thing to your ultimate waifu to ever exist IRL
> You will never find out that she isn't an ugly neckbeard

>>78335475
hi ronnie

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>>78327168
I obviously won.

>>78337548
https://www.youtube.com/user/twlightqueen

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>>78327384
>>78327399
I could find the pic where she's not wearing her hat, there was one, but she was wearing glasses, so

>>78337586
Lel she draws herself rather man-looking. Didn't know she was such a qt irl.

>>78327384
iirc she's allergic to normal soap and shampoo, and the hypoallergenic stuff sucks

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>>78327168
>pleasantly surprised