>Girl draws herself cute
>She's ugly irl
That kind of shit breaks my illusion.
Listen man. I've given up my standards long ago. Pussy is Pussy.
for example?
>>78327214
This.
>>78327214
Her pussy can be ugly too
>>78327233
Chick from Jaltoid is a prime example.
>>78327168
Have you seen the guys who do Penny Arcade?
>girl undersells her drawn-self so much that even the homely truth seems dateable
>>78327284
roasties
>>78327233
The Jaltoids
>>78327365
If she lost the hat and washed her hair she'd be a 7/10.
>>78327384
She already did it.
There's a pic somewhere
>>78327168
I can understand understating certain features. My eyes are almond-shaped, so if I was doing a cartoon version of myself, I'd probably round them out a little. Just a little, mind you. Shit like what >>78327379 do is too much.
>>78327168
>girl draws herself ugly
>girl ugly irl
>>78327214
if a girl is really, really fugly there's a 90% chance she'll have an ugly cunt
though the disappoinment is greater when a cute girl has beef curtains
>>78327347
>Penny Arcade
They're pretty average looking.
Ronnie is pretty average too for how he draws himself.
>>78327168
>thought fred perry would be white
>fat black guy
>>78327168
Precisely the reason I always draw myself as a horrifyingly ugly troll woman, so people don't get let down when they meet me.
What illusion?
>tfw i can draw myself cute and be cute irl
>>78331825
What in the ever-loving fuck inspired this stock photo
>>78331846
a good time
>>78331855
You've got good taste, friend.
>draw yourself as a generic cartoon person with a couple distinctive features
>autists blame you when you don't look like the porn they fapped to
I like what Miyazaki / Toriyama / Arakawa do. They draw themselves as goofy cartoon animals and it's sweet and distinctive.
>>78327168
who the fuck cares, you really think you had a chance with her or what? was she your little real person waifu?
>>78331937
Yeah but if you did that in America your stuff would get labeled as furry shit.
>>78327379
I am serious, which one is the girl?
>>78327168
Chances are the cuties are way out of your league, stick to what you can get unless you can make it up with money or having a lot of charisma and not being a shy faggot.
>>78327168
Lol it's not like you were going to bone her.
>>78331999
I respect your reverse trips, Satan, but I'm talking about stuff like this
>>78332081
>5/10s deserve 10/10 chads anon, not you
>>78327214
>Ive given up ny standards
Jeez senpai, wheres your saiyan pride?
>>78327233
cheese laser.
>>78327233nikkinacksjk
>>78332054
That's a nice projection you got there.
I don't even like girls.
>>78333777
So you're a gay, handsome, alphaDOUBLE TRIPPER? And you're wasting your time on /co/?
>>78327379
Wow! That man's voice comes from that 13 year old Velma look a like?
>Be self loathing
>Draw myself fatter, shorter and more awkward looking than l actually am
>>78335475
Well bless your heart for doing that. Might as well keep up the good work.
>>78331825
It's a good feel.
The only problem with being cute is no one takes me seriously when I'm mad unless I'm frothing at the mouth.
>>78327168
It's your own damn fault for trying to check out the author, who gives a shit beyond their work?
Also
>author draws themself as a cute magical girl
>is a dude
Maliki's alright.
>artist draws herself as an ugly neckbeard
>is actually a cute anime girl
>>78337089
> Your favourite artist is secretly a cute anime girl
> She is the closest thing to your ultimate waifu to ever exist IRL
> You will never find out that she isn't an ugly neckbeard
>>78335475
hi ronnie
>>78327168
I obviously won.
>>78337548
https://www.youtube.com/user/twlightqueen
>>78327384
>>78327399I could find the pic where she's not wearing her hat, there was one, but she was wearing glasses, so
>>78337586
Lel she draws herself rather man-looking. Didn't know she was such a qt irl.
>>78327384
iirc she's allergic to normal soap and shampoo, and the hypoallergenic stuff sucks
>>78327168
>pleasantly surprised