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what is her deal

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what is her deal
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Remember when she turned into a helicopter? What's THAT all about?
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>>78319604
She is the mean, green Dorito queen.
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>>78319620
M A D G E M
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>>78319604
She's the "outside force".
She's there to showcase all the things wrong with the homeworld gems while reinforcing that everything the Crystal Gems do is right.
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>>78319604
She's a coward and a traitor! That's her deal!
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>>78319604
She's shit.
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But/co/...

what IS the deal?
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>>78319604

She's a socially ignorant rock nazi technician from outer space caught up in a forgotten war kept alive by a bunch of sexually depraved confederate nut jobs and their mutant offspring.
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>>78319661
But that's not true at all? The Crystal Gems are fucked up people who got into some bad habits. Even if shaking off the hierarchy/caste system is a good thing, they do some messed up stuff.
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>>78320138
They aren't really people if they aren't human
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What I want to know is if the plot of "Message Received" and "Log Date whatever" are as predictable as they seem.

I mean they've surprised us before, but this IS a show for children.
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>>78319604
She is the best gem. Too bad Rebecca made her show some love interest in that fat purple gem.
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She's poop.
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>>78320138
>fucked up people who got into some bad habits
>they do some messed up stuff.
Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that the show doesn't take any effort to show otherwise that Peridot is clearly meant to be in the wrong in every occasion not beneficial to the Gems.
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>>78320441
I don't think so, like in Too Far Amethyst was kind of being a shit by enjoying her friends were being mocked.
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>>78320530
Yes, but in the end it was still Peridot who had to apologize while Amethyst was the one encouraging her.
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>>78319828
All I can picture is a nazi in a swamp boat going "do you hear banjos?".
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>>78320257
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the general getting moved to trash really killed this board didn't it
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looking at you all maks me happy I don't watch this show
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>>78320923
>>78320851
Go be mad somewhere else
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>>78320691
>>78320257
Got any more?
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>>78320257
>>78320691
I like how Tang's quality keeps changing with each pic.
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>>78319604
And what's the deal with airline food
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>>78320319
>implying Stevidot isn't endgame
But nah, she's a lesbian now.
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>>78321176
Do you have by any chance the name of the artist or a link?
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>>78320319
>>78321218
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>>78321100
>i hope no one tells peridot about malachite until the last possible second
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>>78321251
tangite.tumblr.com is the looser one

http://daxdraws.tumblr.com/ is the more complex one
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So when are they going to make out?
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>>78319620
>never turned into a helicopter before
What the fuck are you doing with your life, anon?
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>>78320319
I'd be okay with that.
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>>78320691
>Peridot was accepted back home as a POW(The same shit she should have done for lapis.)

>Her experience on earth starts to fuck with her.

>She goes back to work surrounded with peridots and has a small break down half way through the day.

>An emerald overseer takes her out of the line to check up on her and ask her what's wrong seeming like she cares.

>Peridot start writing her log entries to vent in secret.

>Everything goes full 1984 ending with peridot's Gem slowly getting crush by emerald until she accept something against all logic.
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Rebecca made her short or else she'd be the favorite. I hate her for that because short girls are disgusting. That aside she's a lean mean green meme machine.
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>>78319661
That picture showcases a Peributt in need of a savage and instructive reaming.
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>>78321504
Purple puma a shit
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>>78319828
So basically the gems are butthurt confederates trying to "win" something despite the Civil War ending
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>>78321519
>Implying she won't get back enhancers at some point. Be it her old fished out as a gesture of kindness or newly build
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>>78321516
I'd watch it.
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>>78321582
No the gems are squaters hoping that the police wont come back after a five day shootout.
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>>78321544
But Peri said she was best scientifically.
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>>78321516
That seems like a waste of time to shatter a gem, instead of just using it to power a washing machine or something.
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>>78319604
Clods trapped her on what is essentially a time bomb. She was just trying to do her job.
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>>78321516
I wonder if we'll see more of Homeworld outside of the totalitarian aspects.
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>>78321771
A midget warrior is better than 2 scrubs and a slave
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>>78321787
Using her as a battery means they gave up on her plus she would get drained as a martyr.

>Peridot: The gem who saw the truth beyond the wall. The spark of the second rebellion.

I was trying to parallel the book/movie with the back breaking torture while reprogramming her.
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>>78319604
Legitimate autism, which is why so many people here identify with her.
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>>78322079
Again, I do not think they give a shit about gems as individuals.
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>>78319604
She's what happens when someone who's been picked on all her life finds someone she gets to pick on for once.

Pretty much every nerd on the internet.
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>>78321504
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She is gay gay gay
She loves small thick rocks
She's a super super gay
She loves small thick rocks
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Autisimo the character
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>>78321176
I don't like Tang at all
She's like a low-rent version of Lauren Zuke
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>>78321504
>tfw you almost died to get footage of a pairing you don't even want.
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>>78322326
that's not saying a lot.
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>>78320632
I think that, along with the Garnet incident at the beginning of the ep., was supposed to show that the CG's aren't always in the right. While they're not as cold as HW, they end up being ruled by their emotions. The Homeworlder, despite being wronged, doesn't let her emotions get in the way, she sucks it up for the greater good.
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I love this show and my fav part was when they tried to show fusion but the dog jumped in.
pic related
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>>78322354
Eh still
If I see two artists and one starts to copy another, it bugs me
It's why I don't care for the 4chan smut artist scene. It's good to be influenced by people but don't steal their rendering/ style outright.
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>>78322495
You know that Tang has been drawing more or less in the same style (with evolution) for over five years right?
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>>78322495
but it's like having two zukes
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>>78322562
And so has Zuke except she has more to show for it than Homestuck fanart
Rachel and Penny is actually good
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>>78322348
Are you leak bro?
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>>78322145
True seeing what they did to lapis. But even as an individual her ideas are pretty dangerous. Once she starts telling her stories to other peridots inbetween work like say a world with falling liquid, colorful skies and tasty matter called food; a place where friendly fusions are possible and pearls can learn to fight and build and peridots are able to stand side to side with quartzes as equals. Even if they killed her shortly after returning home shit like that would sound like silly rumors till it starts ringing with certain gems hoping to see that place. It would be smarter to beat the sense out of her so she can tell everyone that everywhere outside of their star system is hell and she's glad to be back home.

I know they can kill her on site but she got cluster information and she reported back like she was behind enemy lines the entire time so it's likely they may cut her some slack.

I'm not trying to push my headcanon btw. I just like the idea that maybe peridot picked up on the same feelings that Rose felt about earth when she first came.
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>>78319604
She's extremely autistic.

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That's it.

...

Were you expecting any other answer?
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>>78319620
>>78319654

not again
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>>78319733

Tru dat.

I wonder how old Peridot actually is.

>>78320254

Are you serious?

>>78321806

Wasn't that Eichmann's excuse? How did that end up, anyway?

>>78321909

You mean the parks, the museums... the cafes, the hash bars... the brothels...
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>>78319604

>tfw no aspergers womanlet STEM GF

FUGGGGG DISSSSS
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>>78319604
What is the deal with any of them?
>came to protect Earth 5000 years ago
>Don't give a shit about natives
>Disregard locals
>Uninterested in their development
>Basically waiting for Steven to grow up
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>>78322264
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>>78319604
Becky wanted to make an Invader Zim gem
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>>78322906
>Childbearing hips
>No tits
For what purpose?
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Pretty cool thread OP, but could Peridot beat the hero of Star Wars the Force Awakens, Rey?

And I'm not talking Scavenger Rey

No I'm not talking Crack Shot with a Blaster Rey neither

Heck I'm not even talking Ace Pilot Rey

I'm talking Master Jedi, New Captain of the Millenium Falcon Rey, with Luke Skywalker's lightsaber and full control of the force(allowing her to force push, force pull, and Jedi Mind Trick people) Rey?

....I didn't think so.
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Is it a visor or is it her face?
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>>78319604
She's overrated as fuck. Her and Lapis.
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>>78324216
Top part is a visor.

For the longest time I thought the visor was bare skin and the lower half was a translucent Kakashi-style mask.
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I just want a showdown between Alexandrite and Malachite. That'd be the sickest shit ever.
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>>78322459
shhh anon, you can stop shitposting and let it go, it's okay
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>>78322079
Oh that pic reminds me, anything new or recent with yellow diamond? Kinda fell off of things after a month or two ago.
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I'm gonna come out and say it, this show is bad. Like really fucking bad. People who obsess over this cartoon and analyze through it as if it houses some deeply profound meanings are fucking stupid. Sure it has the basic life lessons meant for eight year-old children but that's it.

I've sat through nearly three years of this show, over seventy episodes and nothing happens... Not only is this /co/ 'god sent' is overrated, it's very, very slow in exposition. The worst sin by in large is the fan base, holy shit is the fan base so retarded. They constantly repeat the same points over and over to defend their baby, they can't ever take criticism, and most come off like fucking pseudo intellectuals that'll do anything to reaffirm themselves. I'm glad 4chan threw them in the trash.

>>>/trash/628428

Even if the show didn't have such a horrendous fan base I would've probably dropped the show long ago, yet my curiosity on how long until something actually happens propels me back into the rabbit hole time and time again.
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>>78328379
There's a reason for the show to be so hated here on /co/. I mostly just show up to these threads to watch the shitposting.
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>>78328379
What shows do you like anon?
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>>78328379
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>>78319620
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>>78321528
I don't think so Tim
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>>78328379
>I've sat through nearly three years of this show, over seventy episodes and nothing happens...
>it's very, very slow in exposition.
holy FUCK plotfags are the worst
it ain't anime
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>>78328566
What the hell does anime have anything to do with this show garnering so many unfired chekhov's guns? Not every anime has some grandiose plot that spans over so many years, and neither do they have high art in story telling. This is how I view Steven Universe, and the problems just don't just stem from a story telling point of view (even though that's a huge factor that shouldn't be ignored), Steven Universe is just very bland as a show.
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>>78328800
Is this turning into the SA of shows?
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>>78328379

>They constantly repeat the same points over and over to defend their baby, they can't ever take criticism, and most come off like fucking pseudo intellectuals that'll do anything to reaffirm themselves

Why do people like YOU have to repeat the same vitriol in every SU thread with your own pseudo intellectual tone? Are you autistic? Is watching people enjoy the show causing you physical pain?

No? I've already heard all the 'reasons' you can't stand it. They sound like senseless lorefag nitpicking 90% of the time and still do. Can you maybe piss off SU threads where people are very much trying to enjoy the show with like-minded ones then, yes?
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>>78329433
I'm not in every SU thread though. I haven't been in one in a long time. But since the recent resurgence of SU being spotted on /co/ I feel like I should be a bitch and tell other people that their show sucks. Because it does... /co/ hates SU for a reason.
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>>78329508
It doesn't though.
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>>78329528
I'll put my biases aside and view this show strictly from an entertainment perspective. But before that what do honestly love about this show? What intrigues you so much to watch a re-run on television or listen to the music on YouTube or something of the like? I honestly want to hear other people's thoughts and opinions before I go into my own.
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>peridot betrays steven
>Steven beats YD
>Peridot got hit in the fight
>Peridot is crawling to steven begging for help
>He just looks at her
>He turns his back on her
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>>78328530

This guy's Peridot design is the only one out of the lot that doesn't look completely fucking retarded.

Probably because she's the only one that looked alien to begin with.
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She's just the tsundere character every show needs to have, apparently
Can't wait for her to get killed off
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The gems were mean to Peridot in the mech episode. I don't like Peri either but she won fair & square and they should have let her build the drill like they promised.
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>>78330257
Welcome to earfh biiiiiiiiiiiiitch
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Why does everyone always dick ride Lapis? Just because she was first seen as a victim doesn't mean she can automatically do no wrong.
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>>78330336
She's literally waifu bait.
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>>78330312
This is why we can't have nice things, fucking asshole.
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>>78330336
She's definitely the cutest gem, that could be the case.
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>>78330352
How? She's the least interesting character in the show and she's not even that cute.
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>>78328800

Are you that guy that was whining about the giant axes never being relevant to the plot?
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>>78330369
>conventionally attractive
>victem
>martyr complex
>blue
At least that's what I've gathered from it.
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>>78330368

>mound

Don't they explicitly not have those, or am I misremembering?
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A damaged gem that overpowered the CG's straight out the gate is also the cutest gem. You can blame Zuke.
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>>78330396
Puffy vuvlas are the mark of wife material
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>>78330395
But Lapis isn't a victim anymore. Steven fixed her gem which she was ungrateful to IIRC, she acts like a bitch to the crystal gems & humans and she trapped Jasper.
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>>78330442
You can't heal mental and emotional scars with spit anon
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>>78330442
I'm just saying what I heard other anons say.
Personally, I think the Malachite situation is retarded and shouldn't have lasted this long.
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>>78330463
What scars? All that happened was Lapis was she was trapped in a mirror and there was probably a good reason for that anyway considering her manipulative personality.
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>>78330484
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>>78330368

Fuck, I just realized that if Peridot betrays them Gems then she'll never have awkward moments with Lapis.

>"Hey, sorry about letting Jasper put you in a cell and everything."
>"Fuck you, you little green shit. The second Steven turns around I'm blasting ten gallons of ice water up your ass. Now kiss me."
>"W-what?"
>"I SAID SHUT UP! GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY!"
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>>78321504
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>>78319604
she doesnt want to be crushed by a giant amalgamation of shards
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>>78321504
What it best Peridot pairing? With Amy? Lapis? Steven? Pearl? Help me decide.
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>>78333652
Anyone but Ronaldo.
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>>78333652
Ronaldo.
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>>78333652
friends with steven, no lesbos and no weirdos
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>>78333739
As a ton of people said before i see her in the role of little sister.
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>>78333863
this, Peridot is for pure sisterly bond only
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>>78333725
Fuck you.
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>>78333881
I bet she'll end up with Amythest.
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>>78333960
no, you lesbo
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>>78333881
Cute. I hope there's time for some slice-of-life Peridot before inevitable tragedy strikes.
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>>78333946
What's wrong with Ronaldo "Not a Rapist" Fryman?
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>>78334213
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>>78333996
Hopefully "Steven's Birthday" will be just that.

Though I'm staying hopeful that even if there are some rough patches, Peridot will be redeemed and join the CG's.
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>>78334213
He'd be a terrible influence for someone like Peridot, who knows little about the Earth.
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>letting this thread die in favour of the shitposting one

this is fucking stupid.
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>>78330368
That's not very ladylike.
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She's the comic relief invader zim sidekick
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>>78319604
Racist homophobic everyman for the viewer to identify with
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>>78328379
nice pasta
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>>78337091
>ftfy
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Literally Invader Zim.
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when will this shithead die for good
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>>78329628
> put bias aside
> view strictly from an entertainment protective

Anon, please don't tell me you seriously think entertainment value is objective.
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>>78319604
Zim but racist
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So let's settle it down now

Are we going to move /sug/ over here the weekend of January or are we just gonna make a talkback thread?
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Ok, guys, I gotta tell you, for a while now I had this feeling or rather premonition that Yellow Diamond gonna be good
Like real good
Like Azula-tier good both as villain and as best girl

I got no proof but I got the gut feeling that she'll be the one waifu to rule them all

Are you ready for the Diomond Dog, /co/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lWAcY9IXE&ab_channel=Alexm799
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>>78338244
She'lll be just like Rose but with the snap of a finger can poof a gem.
The destabilizer is powered by her energy/light so I'd say she has that ability
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i really wish perifags would fuck off and die, perifags, lapisfags, and pearlfags are all delusional faggots who have utter shit taste and think their garbage waifus are good, when actually the yare pure trash.

jasper, amy, and rose are the acceptable waifus.
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>>78338488
Wow, you sure love Quartz, don't you anon?
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>>78338488
>forgetting best waifu
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>>78338501
yes, long hair babes are the absolute best in this show.

>>78338504
>wanting to be in a polygamous relationship
>LITERALLY asking to be cucked.
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>>78338488

You're just mad because your waifus are inferior.
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>>78338488
>A Jasperfag mocking anyone else's waifu
You're even lower than Pearlscum
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>>78338488
>>78338501
>>78338504
>>78338563
>>78338591
>>78338632
>>78338654
>waifuwars
It's almost like /sug/ never left.
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>>78338488
Peridot is okay as long as it's pre-bathroom episode, Pearl is tolerable as long as anon recognizes her flaws, Lapis is shit.

>>78338632
There is literally nothing wrong with Jasper. All of the "bad" things she did were just her following orders from Yellow Diamond.
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Can we all at least agree that Pearl is worst gem?
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>>78338685
>implying it ever did
it just moved to /trash/ for a bit.

>>78338691
i want peridot and lapis to be murdered on screen, badly.

>>78338710
well yeah, she is confirmed dysfunctional, she should have been crushed and recycled right after she was 'born.'
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>>78338710
Pearl is only the worst gem because she's had the most characterization and it makes her flaws & mistakes more obvious than the other character's, who in comparison have only fucked up a couple of times.
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>>78319620
>He doesn't turn into a helicopter
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>>78328379

Hey, don't blame US... blame whatever sadistic bastard is forcing you to watch it.

>>78329716

He wouldn't.

>>78333881

Improbable scenario. Pushing buttons is her forte.
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>>78338738

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQFIR9Crtk0

>Men of metal
>Women of gemstone
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>>78338732
pearl has has the same amount of characterization as amy if not less.

pearl's flaws are just fucking disasterous for her and make her worst gem. "im mad that my master died (pearl is a slave that belonged to rose, remember) so im going to explode on her son about it and try to get connie to kill herself fighting to protect him.

or how about "im gonna trick garnet into fucking me because of how much of an insecure pace of shit i am.


Amy's is identity crisis, not belonging anywhere, not knowing what she is supposed to be doing. now it is possible that she could betray the gems to get a spot in the army on homeworld or something where she would belong and that would be questionable, but as of yet she has done anything that just fucks over every else because of her issues (except greg, but fuck him right lmao)
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>>78338798
Men of metal? Why not Metal Men?
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peri-cherry
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>>78337067
How long until a loss reference actually makes it into real media?
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>>78338828

They're a team, not a species hell-bent on conquering Earth.
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>>78338826
>it is possible that she could betray the gems to get a spot in the army on homeworld or something where she would belong

Homeworld military, for one, wouldn't really want a runt. Two, they wouldn't let her eat like a slob, or at all, and she wouldn't get to sleep like the lazy bitch she is or do any of the typical human things she loves doing. She would never leave earth
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>>78339108
i dont think anything is wrong with amy's gem, i think her short stature might be her own choice, we have conflicting evidence of what amy is supposed to look like, according to jasper amy was in the ground to long and smaller, we assumed that meant she was supposed to be a jasper, but with extra time was an amethyst instead, but peridot says that amy had no idea what she was supposed to look like, implying that amethysts and jaspers could be seperate warrior castes, not the same thing.

if that were the case, amy could just reform bigger permanently and have a place on homeworld. i think her sense of belonging means more to her than food and pretend sleeping.
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>>78339179
You don't remember what happened when she tried to reform bigger? And Peridot literally said she was anatomically wrong. And I think you under estimate how much that fat bitch likes to eat
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>>78339221
it would still be a good piece of story if yellow diamond tried to get amy to turn on her friends.
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>>78339264
I thought they were hinting at Amethyst's betrayal in Too Far, and I hope she atleast has a moment where she has to consider her loyalty to Earth.
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>>78338488
^ this bastard gets it
>>78338591
peridot said that amethyst was best :^)
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So the show is returning the 4th of January, right?
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where the leaks?
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>>78339400
why doesn't anyone love amy anymore? she deserves to be happy ;_;
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>>78339406
You know instead of posting this you could've checked on Google, right?
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>>78339179
Amethysts are a different gem, same caste of quartz, think jaspers build but amethyst
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>>78339422
Who could hate this perfect little muffin?
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>>78339440
Because that's fanart.
She's fugly stupid and dumb face it or get lost
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Gems are more machine than people are

They fulfill a function

This filters into their society which enables expanded functions, when you take away the expanded functions they go "wut"
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>>78339440
fucking phil go back to 8gag
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>>78339456
here we see someone with shit taste folks

i bet you like retarded gems
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>>78339429
jasper that is subjected to heat and pressure become amethysts, thats why its a blurred line.

but it is possible jaspers and amethysts are both warrior castes that are separate from one another.

>>78339456
stop talking like a nigger
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>>78339425
Well I see.
It's a bomb about Stevens birthday, nice.
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>>78339482
>i bet you like retarded gems
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>>78339484
thats very possible, but there is evidence to show amethysts are there own thing, and i have reason to believe they fuse together to use giant weapons like this one shown in s1
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>NYEH HEH HEH
what did she mean by this?
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She's somehow less destructive than Pearl.
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>>78339519
ok, whos your favorite gem bucko?
>inb4 lapis or peridot
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>>78339528
>there own thing

She has the same attack moves as Jasper.
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>>78339555
>bucko


Fuck off
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>>78339547
depends on your definition of destructive i guess, and plus she's not around enough to be violent

i mean remember the table, all the eggs and drinks wasted

>>78339556
im aware, who's to say all the quartz types dont do the same? im saying they may have been made as a sort of alternate to jaspers, and she was in longer than optimal for amethysts
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>>78339547
"Listen here you stupid bitch"
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>>78339528
yes those axes match her color scheme, but weapons that aren't made of energy by the gems themselves that are permanent can be used by anyone, they aren't specific to anyone or any kind of gem, those could have been used by anything. besides, i dont think 2 of the same gem can fuse.

we just need more of the DEEPEST LORE to make sure.
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>>78339547
Shut up cyclops fucker
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>>78339590
>sort of alternate to jaspers, and she was in longer than optimal for amethysts


So the same this anon said >>78339429
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>>78339574
why are you so upset, buddy boy? im just saying you most likely have a shit taste in fictional cartoon characters and have the need to lash out because you know that my fictional cartoon character is better. now bud, this can stop here if you just quit being such a babby.
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>>78339529
Damn Pearl get a hold yourself
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>>78339598
According to the Guide to the Crystal Gems, before Garnet every other fusion was between gems of the same type, so yes, it is possible.
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>>78339615
Why would I be upset? Are you legit autistic?
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>>78339605
thats me lol

>>78339598
why wouldnt 2 of the same gem be able to fuse? i suppose gem placement, but they could get past that by saying the gems just wrap around each other in a fractal pattern
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>>78339632
>between gems of the same type

Jasper+Jasper+Jasper
Imagine...
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>>78339400
>peridot said that amethyst was best :^)

Peridot is blinded by her raging animal lust.
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>>78339649
Friend.
Buddy.
the fact you're lashing out still shows you're upset
stop while youre not ahead, and quit digging your own grave chum.
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>>78339632
i read that and dont remember seeing that anywhere.

>>78339650
there has never been a double gem fusion shown, wouldn't it just be a bigger version of the base gems?

>>78339668
an even bigger, stronger amazon musclegirl with multiple arms and a bigger cock, maybe multiple cocks

i can barely imagine.
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>>78339669
well she definitely isnt wrong
>>78339668
S U P E R G I A N T W O M A N
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>>78339699
It could be a bigger gem, and i suppose that would make a bit more sense
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>>78339650
>thats me lol

Kek don't mind me I'm a dog
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>>78339632

This and the fact that before the CG, Gems of different 'species' never lived and worked together.
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>>78339732
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>>78339699
Garnet's profile.
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I realized how vulnerable a gem is by their gem and not their fake body. Shoot a gem in the body, they poof, shoot them in the gem, they're shattered.

Being the show that it is, I doubt any other gem villains will be trying to kill the CGs or vice versa, but capture them. But it would be cool to see gem armor
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>>78340126
it would inhibit gem weapon usage, but thats why they have solid weapons yeah?
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>>78340126
>But it would be cool to see gem armor

what is lion 2
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>>78340126
That's why Garnet has the best weapon, her gems are protected
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>>78338685
every general have his waifuwar
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who wants some dank fanfiction? i haven't wrong anything new for SU in a while, but i got lots of pastes about sucking girlcock, and i know how much everyone here loves that.

>http://pastebin.com/u/Ipwnlocks
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How do you think they determine gem strength in the show?

For example, rubies/sapphires are both harder and more valuable than garnets, but Garnet is clearly more powerful than either of them. On the other hand, diamonds are traditionally the hardest and most expensive gems, and Diamonds seem to be end-boss territory.

Do you think that there's some kind of internal logic, or that they just make things up as they go?
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>>78339519
the genetically inferior gem
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>>78340277
die
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When will Steven ditch the bitches and start going solo?
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>>78340330
>that they just make things up as they go?

Definitely
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>>78340397
whats wrong? dont you like big strong musclegirls with big thick cocks dominating you? thrusting their cocks down your throat or pinning you to the bed and putting their dick to your asshole?
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>mfw episodes return and all hints of shipping Amethyst and Peridot disappear
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>>78340439

Not him, but I'm not gay.
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>>78340439
I want to go all "/suuuuug/!", but I know damn well that this is probably happening in 3 other threads right now.
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>>78340442
Not with Zuke the hack around
God damn I hate that autistic dyke
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>>78340501

But... it has a dick...
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>>78338244
She definitely seems like she's going to be my type, I'm fully prepared to welcome best gem after Garnet.
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>>78340524
so? that doesn't mean anything.
a dick by itself doesn't mean masculinity. there are feminine dicks. so....
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>>78340524
and a pussy, by definition.

Please one and you get to please the other as a reward.
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>>78340442
I wouldn't be surprised.

On the other hand, this show fucking loves ship baiting so who knows.
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>>78340482
>Implying she'll take Amedot over Lapidot
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>>78340590

>feminine dick

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FEMININE DICK! A dick will always be a dick! It's still a male part!
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>>78340501
>this is /sug/, we back now

No
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>>78340639
>http://pastebin.com/qSvcVvcG
had to just save this because of retards like you.

>>78340678
2 weeks we are back for sure, why not just get a jump start.
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>>78340693
Oh god I thought you were being serious for a minute, there.
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>>78340693

>that delusion

Whatever you say, faggot.
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>>78340693
Because of that exactly stupid fuck
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>>78340482
i kinda like her story-boarding
but amedot is stupid
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Crystal Gem recruit
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>>78328379
>your post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKMmXum5OI4

This in a nutshell
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>>78341306
I don't know why everyone is blaming Zuke for Amedot when the most shippy moment wasn't even boarded by her. Amedot was probably just a fluke.
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She's cute, that's her deal.
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>>78341875
Who was it boarded by? Sucrose?
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>>78342019
Hilary Florido is the boarder Zuke always works with.
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>>78341306
>We will never get Pilot Amethyst back
Fucking Sugar but you gave us Non pilot garnet
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>>78339669
More importantly, what do these dumb bitches look like fused?
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She is smol. So very smol smol smol smol smol.
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>>78342464

Accidentally posted in another thread;

Fluorite or ammolite, leaning fluorite because ammolite is commonly several different colors, while fluorite is usually green/purple.
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>>78342726
Thanks doc
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>>78338826
That's her best way to relate to Connie though. Do it for him! Do it for her! Fight until you can't fight anymore then fight again! Love them with all your heart etc.

It's only been 10 years since Rose died. Cut her some slack. Her reason for existing stopped being a thing just a well ago for her lifespan.
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I can't fucking take two more weeks without steven, if leaker is gonna leak you gotta leak it NOW
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>>78346331
Come on, man, Christmas is right around the corner.

That special time of year where you spend time with all those people that love and adore you and you celebrate together the end of the year before moving on to a brand new, exciting se-

>4chan

...oh.
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>>78338691
This isn't even the first time in this thread I've seen "Just following orders" thrown around like it completely absolves a character of villain status

You people have heard of the Nuremberg trials right?
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>>78339669
And overpowered by the smell of hot garbage and month old burrito coming from the purple trash goblin
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>>78347987
How did you get peri there? with 4chanx?
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4chan X alone was giving me issues so I tried out OneeChan too?

I configured it a while ago but yeah, I made a custom mascot with a pic of Peri.
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