Why does she wear the pantyhose?

If she took it off it would be very painful

>>78313415
To prevent upskirts

>>78313415
Something about leaks...

Do superhero nudes leak in their world?

>>78313424
Take your shitty memes back to
>>>/tv/

>>78313570
4U

She's a big girl.

So can we have a Super girl evening thread?

>>78313770
For you

>>78313505
Yeah but upskirts are a lot more common when they fly/hover over people.

Do you think she practices safe sex?

>>78314474
Sure

>>78314514
Maybe

>>78313441
This comment doesn't make sense though. She wears the pantyhose underneath the leotard. You can still see the crotch fabric if it's that big of a deal (but much like figure skating costumes and whatever else, seeing the bottom of the leotard isn't really a big deal).

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>>78314514
>tfw Supergirl will never pinch your erect dick clean off with her super-strong kegel muscles

>>78314514
which is what, having sex under low-intensity kryptonite lamps so she doesn't rip Jimmys dick off when she orgasms?

>>78313415
Because she's a strong independent woman fighting the big bad patriarchy ;^)

>>78314514
Wouldn't STDs and Jimmys cum just harmlessly bounce off her super tough body?

>>78314506
>>78313476
>>78313441
that top is just a gymnast's leotard.
If she got rid of the skirt and thigh high boots she'd be straight out of a 80s/90's aerobics vid.

>>78313415
i don't know why but it makes my dick hard

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You know, it really is a shame this show is such a GIRL POWER pile of badly-written shit, because Melissa Benoist is actually pretty much perfect to play Supergirl.

>>78313415
Wind chill.

>>78315011
STDs yes

But no white woman can resist the bull cum, not even a kryptonian one.

>>78315013
>remove 2/3 of the costume
>suddenly it's totally different

>>78315328
>same logic where glasses make the disguise

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Does she shit?

Do Kryptonians on Earth take shits?

>>78315873
Please post more

>>78315293
>>78315011
>>78314514
STDs might not be able to infect her because of her physiology being too alien, but there are many that could happily live in or on her and infect anybody she came in contact with. Viral load would be low (since viruses require cellular metabolism to replicate, meaning they have to hijack your own cells, and we're assuming she can't be infected with them - which is by no means certain, but given that none of the millions of virii that she's exposed to on Earth have suddenly exploded into epidemics in every population center she visits, it's unlikely); microbial colonisation of her body is dependant on the microbes. It would be surprising if she doesn't have earthly yeasts (as the rest of the planet does, since yeasts are endemic), but like the rest of us it would also be fairly unusual for her to have a full-blown yeast noticeably colonising (ie, infecting) her.

I guess the acid test here is what her poop is like; the lower intestine is basically a fermentation vat in which microbes attempt to break down the food passing through (a place from which you yourself derive little more than simple sugars and other molecules that can pass the gut wall into the blood, such as water - which is why it's so long); so the microbial life of her gut would be the most obvious source of bacteria, yeasts, etc. If there's nothing there - and she basically poops out what she eats in the same chewed up state, or poops alien poo because of a digestive process unlike our own - then no, she probably can't even be a carrier for STDs (as that would suggest her body is inhospitable to earthly microbes), but if she poops brown like we do, then yes, you bet your ass she can be a carrier even if she can't be infected. Not just STDs either; anything.

Vaccinate, the supers are coming.

>>78313441
>>78313415
Someone please post the upskirts we got during the fight with her aunt.

>>78313505
Wasn't there a Tony Stark-Black Widow sex tape in Ultimates?

>>78314514
Didn't look like it in her fappening pics.

>>78316090
This

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>>78315510

I'M SERIOUS MOTHERFUCKERS DO KRYPTONIANS ON EARTH TAKE SHITS OR NOT

>>78316150
Probably. In most origins Clark doesn't find out he's an alien until he's a teenager. I think he would have noticed if everyone else and every animal pooped but not him.

>>78316150
Superboy boy absorbs the suns energy constantly and sustains him he doesn't even need to go to sleep and eat he just eats to fit in and feel human.

Idk if this applies to non cloned kryptonians.

>>78316448
>Idk if this applies to non cloned kryptonians.

It generally does but Clark eats anyway since he grew up eating and likes food. I guess the same sort of applies to Kara, but she loses the cultural foods that she grew up with so maybe it's a different mentality with her.

>>78315228
What else did you expect from a Supergirl show?

>>78316448
But then, where does all the food go?

Can Kryptonians get sunburned or tanned?

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>>78316040
Unrelated

>>78316638
not under a yellow sun

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Who's the best love action super girl?

>>78313415
Cuteness.

>>78316612
To the meat dimension. Where hulk gathers it from.

>>78316825
All of them.

>>78316228
Anon, most people don't even notice when a kidnapping happens on the street in front of them and the child is screaming "help, help, these aren't my parents, help".

Trust me, nobody's looking for Clark's skidmarks or sniffing the air suspiciously after he flushes.

>>78316448
I don't know where he's getting the energy to fly or shoot lasers from, but he could indeed sustain himself alone (as a human sized organism) on sunlight, if his body were capable of doing that.

>>78316150
Do they take shits on Krypton? Because if they do, then yes, but if not, then no.

Neil Armstrong didn't stop taking shits just because he went to the moon.

>>78318120
You misread my post. I'm saying for Clark himself to not be suspicious he must be shitting along with everyone else too. It's not about other people.

>>78314913
It is because of upskirts. They think bare legs + leotard is too sexual, so they added some tights so if an upskirt happens you don't really notice it as much.

>>78316150
>>78316228
Don't think they need to, as >>78316448 said, Clark eats to feel human, maybe he did it just because it was what his parents taught him

>>78318120
Also
>Neil Armstrong didn't stop taking shits just because he went to the moon.

This isn't applicable at all. He doesn't have solar cells that turn on while he's on the moon that sustain things like Kryptonians do.

>>78318120
>Neil Armstrong didn't stop taking shits just because he went to the moon.
Neil Armstrong wasn't able to lift a fucking city while he was on the moon

>>78317349
This

>>78318226
It's completely applicable because his digestive system didn't miraculously reorganise itself the moment he stood on an alien planetary body, even though he was, thanks to local conditions being different to his home, able to jump 6x higher than at home.

>>78318265
This is irrelevant.

>>78318193
No, I'm pretty sure I didn't, unless by

> he must be shitting along with everyone else too

you mean some kind of giant communal shitting room in which everybody suspiciously examines each others' stool in case one of them is an extraterrestrial, in which case Здpaвcтвyй!

Just because he has a need to excrete something from a bodily orifice doesn't mean he's shitting. Also, there's a secondary problem with the idea that he doesn't know he's different until he's a teenager, and that is that he clearly isn't depicted as being retarded, but he'd have to be in order to not understand that. If his physiology is so close to human that literally no differences with the accepted range of human characteristics can be observed, he's human; if he's human, he has no powers.

So we must assume he knew he was different, very different in fact, but not that the cause of his differences was his being an alien from another planet.

>>78320344
Do you think Clark would be unaware that every living thing shits? Like he would never see a dog shitting and be like hey mom, dad what's coming out of the dog?

>>78320344
It's like you don't understand Kryptonian physiology at all and you're just posting based on headcanons.

>>78322040
>That poor job of copying Timm style

0/10

>>78322157
Agreed

>>78313415

'Cause they're sexy.

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>>78313415
Would look better if it was blue.

>>78324127
A bit better, but it highlights how the boots are probably the worst part. They rival her new 52 boots in horrible artistic decisions. I don't know why everyone has to get all edgy with what should be simple.

>>78313415
It's sexy that's why

>>78326552
Pretty much

>>78328221
Also the other one thank you.

>>78313415
That way she doesn't dribble her cum on people's heads when she flies by.

A better question is why anyone with flight would make a skirt part of their costume in the first place

It's not the 50s anymore, women can wear pants now

>>78328740
Maybe she gets a kick out of people looking up her skirt.

>>78328900
Who knows.