ITT: Sum up your life in one /co/-related image.
These thread always hit too close to home.
>>78269135
my dad had vasectomy but somehow managed to conceive me.
I cant decide rather I should consider myself a mistake that wasn't even meant to be or someone special destined for something great.
I can sum up my DAY in one image.I just completed my bachelor of arts and I walk today.
>>78269275
You're what we call an 'oopsie'.
>>78269135
>>78269275
your dad is the milkman
>>78269275
No one is special, no one is born for a reason. We're all gonna die and the likes of Shakespeare and Coke wont be remembered a few thousand years from now, what hope do you have?
You are a really unfortunate accident, and whether or not they grew to love you, your conception was a disaster for your parents. But hey, you grew up to spend your days shitposting on 4chan, so theres that.
>>78269360
Nietzschean affirmation can do wonders. That anon exists and has a will and there's no such thing as "deserve" so it's not like there was any good or ill done by anon's birth.
Live. Grab life by the throat and force it to do your bidding. Live your life so that if you had to live it a thousand more times the same way, you'd be glad.
>>78269135
>>78269275
>or someone special destined for something great.
Still in your chuuni phase, huh?
>>78269135
>>78269135
>>78269416
You're a faggot.
>>78269161
>>78269135
Yeah, you guys already got me.
>>78269322
>>78269395
>>78269477
All of these
>>78269135
>>78269314
Well, congra-
>arts
>>78269314
>worthless degree
>memeye
adds up
Where's that picture where the person asks their person they like out, only to turn out to be one sad fucking dream?
I literally had that dream last night.
Feels bad man. Didn't want to wake up...
>>78269275
Your dad is your mom's (no longer) secret stud. Your dad knows this, and hates your mom for it. He doean't hate you for being another man's kid, but he can't bring himself to love you like his own child.
>at office holiday party
>hate social situations
>got drunk
>acted like an asshole
>snuck away
>staggering through the streets posting on /co/ with my phone right now
>totally gonna get shit at work tomorrow
>too drunk too care
>>78269135
SOMETHIN MUSTA GONE WRONG
I'm dead on the inside
>>78269791
>Working for a livinghaha ;_;
>>78269135
>>78269135
>>78269363
Holy shit man did she also tell you not to wear protection too?
i really need to do something about it.
Bit of a cliché to post this in one of these threads, but it's pretty much exactly the way my life is right now. My entire life is going to pieces before my eyes, but somehow I'm just fine. Even lost some weight.
I can never be happy due to the fact that I get bored of everything too easily.
>>78270051
No, I was turkey basted
>>78270213
Oh god
>>78270213
Shit sucks.
>girl doesn't want babby
>legalise abortions
>guy doesn't want babby
>lol enjoy your alimony
>>78269135
>Graduated from NYU earlier this year
>Worked as a day player on a HBO show (not Game of Thrones)
>Worked on some other primetime shows
>Have a ton of screenwriting awards
>Haven't worked since October
>Sit home alone most of the time
>Still can't get a writing job
>Still feel unsuccessful
>Still get panic attacks>Still a kissless virgin
>>78270213
YOU got turkey basted?
How the hell did that happen? Rape?
saw star wars last night
>>78270283
>>78270287
>>78270364
She fucking inseminated herself after I took off my condom, I didn't even know she had a boyfriend, and the funny thing is, her boyfriend is black, so he's going to be completely surprised when he sees "his" child is not a little mocha baby
>>78269314
Good job ano-
>Arts
Oh god
>>78269135
These threads are way too frequent
>>78270472
Ok this has to be fake
>>78270528
No, man, I'm not kidding. It's fucking bizarre, I fucking hate it
>>78269360
I bet you are some emo-looking troll
>>78269658
I'm pretty sure no one on this fucking world ever wakes up like this past the age of 12
Normal people just don't go around constanlty bugging someone else about their own unhappiness, they know how to keep it in
Gosh sometimes I really hated this show, Bojack is pretty much the only character that would say the terrible things we all feel out loud and then get all these stupid muh feels replies from the fans
>>78269722
are you fired yet anon
>>78270146
same
>>78269791
>FUUUUUCK
jesus that's spot on
>>78270625
Sorry we can't all be contented, well-adjusted chads like you, senpai.
>>78270872
Are you literally me?
>>78269275
Oh hey, same.
Me always in my little Snape house.
>>78269444
Is it sad that this is true?
>>78269135
Always wrong, never right...
>>78270472
>her boyfriend is black, so he's going to be completely surprised when he sees "his" child is not a little mocha baby
You done good, boy.
You done good.
>>78270626
I probably won't be. Everyone was piss drunk too. The problem was that I was sober enough to be self conscious.
>>78270004
Where's this from?
>>78269314
You needed a spoiler tag for that..?
>>78272081
Good stuff.
>>78269135
Pretty alright for a weekend, finally free for holidays, my cousin from Mexico City is visiting me, and my bros and I are going to make a party to celebrate one special birthday today, so so... ok, I guess.
>>78272239
Thanks.
Life's good.
pic related it's me
Gonna see the new Star Wars with a friend tomorrow. I feel nothing.
>>78269275
I'm a product of an affair Anon, I take the perspective that ultimately your conception is always out of your control.
>>78270687
Do I know you? I only know about one or two people with this specific image.
>>78269791
This guy's just autistic. Anyone can handle working at a fucking gas station. It doesn't even show him having to handle a rush of customers.
FFS, is this zeroth world problems? Look how hard my barely a job is?
>>78269135
Sam breaks my heart everytime...
>>78269135
>>78270146
I feel you, friend
>>78269135
>Girlfriend who's into /co/ stuff, particularly capeshit
>Working on my own webcomic
>Also working on indie game with friends
>20$ in my Steam wallet and the winter sale is just around the corner.
Life's good /co/mrades. Life's good.
Minus the car.
Shits going pretty good.
>>78273831
It's self pitying LOSER PORN, ie indie comix.
They're all like that.
This is a pre-emptive one for two weeks from now.
>>78273831
Fashionable social anxiety shit. If you can work at a gas station, you're fucking fine.
>>78274750
And whats in two weeks?
>>78275215
I turn 30.
>>78269314
Any plans for that degree? Not meaning to sound snide, legit curious.
I have one semester left before I get my bachelors of applied science, specializing medical fields. I already got my phlebotomists license and internships in hematology, clinical chemistry, coagulation studies, immuno-serology, and urinalysis. I just have immuno-hematoloy (AKA blood banking) and advanced microbiology left to go.
>>78269360
Shut up, Morty.
>>78275388
Are you gonna put on your robes and wizard hat?
>>78275808
Yes, and then the secrets of the cosmos will be mine!
>>78269135
>>78275856
Shut up Boco.
>get job trimming marijuana
>pays shit but I gets paid so what ever
>get asked to cover for a grower he had family problems and they needed someone to water and stuff
>guy never came back get promoted to full time grower 500 a week now
>even get to live in the grow house now rent free
Pretty happy right now
>>78276019
You won't be telling me that when I send you to the moon!
>>78269135
>I wanted to do great things...
Times are tough but some how I remain hopeful.
>>78275041
>you're beautiful
>>78275041
>>78269275
>I cant decide rather I should consider myself a mistake that wasn't even meant to be or someone special destined for something great.
Why not both? It's your choice, anon.I say this while being in a similar situation, yet unable to shake the feeling my current lot in life is partially due to having two parents with addiction problems.
>>78276637
Hm, addiction runs in my family.
S'why I'm afraid to ever try booze.
>>78276228
In fearful day, in raging night
>>78276637
What a legendary image.
Easy
>>78269686
please tell me this isn't an edit
I fucking hate smartphones and have no idea how being tracked down, synched with every single account by one password and spied by third party program is "hip" for some people
>>78271572
>true
>>78276871
nope
>>78269732
Pretty a-fucking-ok, honestly.
>>78276879
It's convenient and they have no reason to dread the consequences.
There's so much stuff upcoming for me and I find it hard to be excited about any of it.
>>78276685
I was in that boat, but learned my tolerance was way past what my dad's is. A few nights of recognizing I drank too much and feeling like shit for it, I learned my lesson and it hasn't been a problem since.
When you only get 3 hours of sleep daily, you'll feel like Death before you know it.
I've lost track of how many Monsters, Five Hours, and Cola's I've downed.
>>78277063
I'm too chicken shit to even try.
I doubt I'm missing anything.
>>78269360
Just like we forgot about Gilgamesh and Beowulf.
>>78269686
aahahah why is Tula on the cover
>>78276052
you are living my dream, anon. Waiting for the day my home becomes a free state, until then, shitty school/work and the internet to sustain me
Pretty much me.
>>78277415
Are you bad news?
>>78275215
two weeks? hey me too. only i'll be turning 23. what day?
>>78277039
But that is the thing, it is anything but convenient
Making all your accounts having the same password, while making it easily accessible by only one device is really a crapshot and inconvenient as it can be.
Without even counting the endless updates and all sorts of anti-prrivacy policy
Shit is is just "convenient" as that one cousin who enters in your room and start touch everything without any authorization
>>78277521
New Years Eve.
>>78276879
Me neither. Fuck that shit.
>>78277584
you're shitting me. Dec 31? I share the birthday with a namefag
wow
>>78277616
Happy almost birthday Anon.
>>78277688
you too brother
>>78277171
>you never bro it up with a yeti monster thing that was sent to kill you
Why is life so unfair!?
>>78269275
or maybe you know he is not your daddy
>>78275284
Ey can ya pass the sause?
>>78278015
"Empowered", I forget which volume.
No technical porn. (no penetration shown, no nipples)
Lots of bondage cheesecake.Read it for the plot.
http://www.empoweredcomic.com/comic/volume-1-page-1
>>78278127
Thanks.
>>78275189
TENOUTTATEN
Couldn't find a /co/ related image but this is sorta how my life feels.
In the coming few months I feel will either be the point where I can either make something of my life or live the rest of my existence doing stuff I hate.
>>78271572
it's sad that you think it's true
>>78271665
>>78277111
>when I go without sleeping, I start feeling like shit
>If I don't drink water for a few days, I get really tired and generally don't feel good
>I always feel like I'm suffocating if I hold my head underwater for more than a minute
>whenever I put my hands in a fire, it really hurts
Maybe you should sleep more, anon.
>>78278688
>hyperscat
My curiosity is about to betray me.
I've gotten everything on the right track.
I've set up my support system and safety nets.
My game plan is clear and understood.
I've cleared all the obstacles in my path.
And I've ticked every prerequisite for the best possible outcome.
I'm on my way to making it, and nothing can bring me down.
Also, I've gotTWO HOTDOGS
>>78269314
Godspeed
>>78278821
I'm sorry to hear, anon.
also,
>>78269195
fucking love suda51
>>78269135
I wanted to post a clip of that scene from the 2003 Daredevil where he's muttering "I'm not the bad guy" in the rain, but I couldn't even find a screencap.
I guess this is a little more accurate though.
>>78276871
It's a clean joke, anon. It was meant to be a magazines about traps (get it? cause they always have elaborate traps?) but your mind you're thinking of shemales.
>>78279310
even more accurate
>be a part time private detective>mfw regularly when I see some shit
I should stop being surprised so much, but some people are just astoundingly stupid.
Close enough.
>>78269135
Don't trust the plumbing in a buffalo wild wings. Walked in, didn't even unzip my pants and the toilet decided to unleash a jet of water at my. Got knocked on my ass and hung around to watch management go apeshit. (Nah, nothing gross hit me luckily enough.)
>>78275388
Wow, a 30 year old that tripfags on 4chan. I haven't heard of anything this pathetic in a while.
>>78279855
>part time detective
I want to be like you, but I'm fat and unskilled and I have no police or military background
>>78280350
This.
>>78269135
>>78280370
You can just do a Certificate in Private Investigations course
literally every thread like this the outcome is either horny or depressed, mostly both.
>>78275388
Funny, I actually have specifically planned to kill myself if I'm wasting my life doing nothing on 4chan when I'm 30. Happy birthday.
>>78280350
You think he's the only one?
No.
>>78269157
this
>>78280525
Why bother? You'll die eventually, anyway. Might as well spend a few more decades doing nothing on 4chan before the eternity of nonexistence, right?
this is basically me to the rest of the world all the time forever
>>78269135
>>78280106
>Australian internet
>>78281088
...what?
>>78269817
made me laugh
>>78276052
>>78269791
Man, I did that shit when I was 15. Its not fucking complicated.
>>78269722
I tore my pants on the dance floor at an office party last year, and lost my suit jacket...and then I had to drunkenly walk back to my apartment.
It was a fun night though
>>78269322
This is why I stay up until I can feel myself slowly drifting to sleep
Really I don't care about this whole being a adult \job thing. I just want to help people and work on my art projects.
I'm 26
>>78274024
How do you like trains, anon?
>>78285226
That about sums it up for me.
>>78269314
Good luck
>>78278450
>>78276929
But it is true
>>78269517
Aw don't cry Superman :(
>>78276709
With strong hearts full, our souls ignite. When all seems lost in the war of light, look to the stars, for hope burns bright.
>mfw I say this before doing something scary
>>78269791
>>78273831
She would not survive working food service. Working retail at a gas station sounds fucking lovely right about now.
>>78285226
The worst part seems to be that you haven't even learned anything from the experience, tripfag.
I hate thinking about my life situation. I really am my own worse enemy. It's like sad has become my default emotion.
That said, these threads are almost never positive.
I feel good! After finals week, I came out better than I thought and now I get to relax and look forward to seeing star wars Sunday night with my friends!
Jesus christ, we are a sad lot...
>>78279848
That's calvin and hobbes, isn't it?
After about five years, I've come up with a solid plan. I just need to wait another two months before I can get it going. The wait is driving me insane. I'm so tired of being stagnant.
>>78287326
Actually, a better fitting one.
>6 months ago
>Wasn't paying attention at work
>Accidentally sold alcohol to a girl under 21
>Girl happened to also be a police mole
>Get charged
>Get fired
>Approved for Pretrial Intervention, at least
>Heavy depression for four months as I meander back to my old job (delivery driver) with very little hours
>Start dating a girl a friend matched me up with
>Manage to shove down my depression when around her
>Two months dating her later, she's extremely introverted (I was told this beforehand) and can barely get any information out of her
>Finally ask what it is, exactly, she wants from me
>Tells me she's not interested in dating
>Have a lengthy talk about it, eventually give up
>Insists she "enjoys my company"
>Try to see if a friendship works, but she seems to be giving me "stop contacting me" signs without saying it, in her introverted way
>Give up
>Hours at work picked up, making more money thanks to good tips and driving reimbursement
>Depression almost gone
>Have a set plan now, just need to wait until the PTI finishes before I can really start it
It was a bit of a heavy year, but things have been looking up over the past couple of months.
I'm moving three states away tomorrow, leaving behind my father who has always been my best friend that I could count on no matter what, who will be completely alone on Christmas.
>>78285642
I love this.
>>78270358
Which D are you?
>>78287560
At least send him a Christmas card...
>>78278688
Some of those tags are so out of left field that I kinda feel like finding the source just because what the fuck kind of image has all of these
>Cheese Grater
>Sonic and MLP
why am I even surprised.
>>78278688
>>78278950
Be brave, I believe in you.
>>78269135
this tbqh
>shoving airbag parts into machines everyday since october
>only holidays and A lucky "machine's too broke so have the day off while we fix it" day
>"oh, can you stay another 4 hours"?
>yeah sure
>next night
>"oh, can you stay another 4 hours"?
>..yeah sure
>next night
>"oh, can you stay another 4 hours"?
>...is this my new schedule?
>"Yes"
That place has been falling apart from what I hear, but goddamn $10 an hour and $16 overtime makes me want to not break my hand to get a day off.
At this moment
>>78287839
can't forget this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
>>78287839
I don't get it.
>>78287771
>$10 an hour
Get a new job
>>78287839
you're a giant racist monster... ?
>>78283566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJveKFr9BsY
>>78287873
>>78287971
So...she's watching me fap to herself?
Awkward....
>>78287980
But why?
Does she get off on watching people masturbate or something?
>4 10 page papers due the same day
>>78277045
This image sums up my life. I'm not sad or depressed. Just nothing outside of cartoons makes me happy. It's just a stoic face with a rare smile or frown. Can't say that I'm not trying to better myself, but it's kind of hard to continue when shit just doesn't seem to matter.
If anything I'm working on trying to get this girl to notice me, but it's hard when the semesters over although I did add her on steam so that's a plus.
/blog
A classic.
>>78270625
That's the point. His own flawed perception that he's less happy than everyone else is the very thing that causes him to *be* so unhappy.
>>78288208
But the show itself points out that he is justified in perceiving himself as being worse off than everyone else around him.
Planning to get a PS4 with Bloodborne GOTY for christmas.
Pretty good.
>>78288223
Not really. Mr. Peanut Butter isn't truly happy either, he just distracts himself with shallow and ultimately meaningless diversions so he doesn't focus on how empty his life is.
>>78276742
>mistakes into fuck you
yeah boyee
saving that
>>78288334
>too much piss
now that's an oxymoron right there.
>>78288279
This is true but unlike Bojack he didn't become a has-been.
>>78270472
>her boyfriend is black, so he's going to be completely surprised when he sees "his" child is not a little mocha baby
You mean he is going to be gone. Black people have no qualms about getting the fuck out if the baby is not theirs. Sorry bro you will be the one paying child support.
>>78271565
I think I'm slowly becoming an alcoholic, then I keep realizing that I only drink when I'm at work.
Guess I need a career change
>25 next year
>weight too much, but can't afford to go to a gym, and no friends to help keep me motivated
>still a virgin, never even been in love
>no job, despite searching for years now
>in 6 months my apartment complex will be torn down and remade into a parking lot, so I'm searing after a new apartment to no avail
>despite having 5 siblings who live fairly close, they never visit or even call, only parents do from time to time
>I was the only one to finish collage, and I did so with higher than average grades
>if it wasn't for my two friends, I'd killed myself long time ago
>Life wasn't supposed to be this way
>why didn't anyone tell me?
>>78274716
whatever happened to achewood? did the dude just stop making the comic?
These are too funnyand too real
source is
http://floccinaucinihilipilificationa.tumblr.com/
and I'm done, dont' want to flood the thread
>>78269135
>>78275284
Son of a bitch, the way that guy draws girls' lips has me like
>>78288795
>>78269314
Congrats anon!
>>78287839
You saved the microverse?
>>78269275
Cuck baby
>>78278821
thats kinda sad, feel for your pity anon.
>>78269314
>bachelor of arts
congrats nonetheless, wish you luck in life famalam.
>>78286525
WAKE ME UP
>>78269135
>>78269314
enjoy your future! its gonna be grea..
>art
>>78269195
>Mfw I really sell propane
My boss has a picture of Hank Hill in the office. I swear I've heard him spout some /co/ memes before, but I could never be quite sure.
>>78269135
Even so, I'd say I'm still pretty cheery about it or at least enough to fool those around me.
>>78269275
You know nothing, Jon Snow
>>78288334
>spy helps sniper move
>>78271724
>Boco
>Posting an image originating from Thomas the Tank Engine
Conscription begins in a bit over two weeks, but I don't have any image that would describe it well.
Just take this.
>>78291465
Godspeed anon
Just gotta smile. Smile through the pain.
>>78269135
>>78288387
Christ, I better fucking hope not.
>>78286692
Because I feel that way, and then I feel happy again and forget about it until next time, and then it repeats itself.
>>78286300
Goodluck
just waiting for the bombs to drop so I can make my own post-apoc faction
I'm not meant for this boring hell
>>78269791
>um, I don't know much about... cars
Fuck me that's me
>>78269363
Woah woah. Source and context?
>>78291264
What?
Oh. Ha.
>>78274264
Look the sleeping duck. Aw these ideas, lol.