ITT: Sum up your life in one /co/-related image.
my dad had vasectomy but somehow managed to conceive me.
I cant decide rather I should consider myself a mistake that wasn't even meant to be or someone special destined for something great.
I can sum up my DAY in one image.
I just completed my bachelor of arts and I walk today.
No one is special, no one is born for a reason. We're all gonna die and the likes of Shakespeare and Coke wont be remembered a few thousand years from now, what hope do you have?
You are a really unfortunate accident, and whether or not they grew to love you, your conception was a disaster for your parents. But hey, you grew up to spend your days shitposting on 4chan, so theres that.
Nietzschean affirmation can do wonders. That anon exists and has a will and there's no such thing as "deserve" so it's not like there was any good or ill done by anon's birth.
Live. Grab life by the throat and force it to do your bidding. Live your life so that if you had to live it a thousand more times the same way, you'd be glad.
Where's that picture where the person asks their person they like out, only to turn out to be one sad fucking dream?
I literally had that dream last night.
Feels bad man. Didn't want to wake up...
Your dad is your mom's (no longer) secret stud. Your dad knows this, and hates your mom for it. He doean't hate you for being another man's kid, but he can't bring himself to love you like his own child.
>at office holiday party
>hate social situations
>acted like an asshole
>staggering through the streets posting on /co/ with my phone right now
>totally gonna get shit at work tomorrow
>too drunk too care
i really need to do something about it.
Bit of a cliché to post this in one of these threads, but it's pretty much exactly the way my life is right now. My entire life is going to pieces before my eyes, but somehow I'm just fine. Even lost some weight.
I can never be happy due to the fact that I get bored of everything too easily.
>Graduated from NYU earlier this year
>Worked as a day player on a HBO show (not Game of Thrones)
>Worked on some other primetime shows
>Have a ton of screenwriting awards
>Haven't worked since October
>Sit home alone most of the time
>Still can't get a writing job
>Still feel unsuccessful
>Still get panic attacks
>Still a kissless virgin
She fucking inseminated herself after I took off my condom, I didn't even know she had a boyfriend, and the funny thing is, her boyfriend is black, so he's going to be completely surprised when he sees "his" child is not a little mocha baby
I'm pretty sure no one on this fucking world ever wakes up like this past the age of 12
Normal people just don't go around constanlty bugging someone else about their own unhappiness, they know how to keep it in
Gosh sometimes I really hated this show, Bojack is pretty much the only character that would say the terrible things we all feel out loud and then get all these stupid muh feels replies from the fans
Me always in my little Snape house.
Always wrong, never right...
Pretty alright for a weekend, finally free for holidays, my cousin from Mexico City is visiting me, and my bros and I are going to make a party to celebrate one special birthday today, so so... ok, I guess.
Gonna see the new Star Wars with a friend tomorrow. I feel nothing.
Do I know you? I only know about one or two people with this specific image.
This guy's just autistic. Anyone can handle working at a fucking gas station. It doesn't even show him having to handle a rush of customers.
FFS, is this zeroth world problems? Look how hard my barely a job is?
>Girlfriend who's into /co/ stuff, particularly capeshit
>Working on my own webcomic
>Also working on indie game with friends
>20$ in my Steam wallet and the winter sale is just around the corner.
Life's good /co/mrades. Life's good.
This is a pre-emptive one for two weeks from now.
Any plans for that degree? Not meaning to sound snide, legit curious.
I have one semester left before I get my bachelors of applied science, specializing medical fields. I already got my phlebotomists license and internships in hematology, clinical chemistry, coagulation studies, immuno-serology, and urinalysis. I just have immuno-hematoloy (AKA blood banking) and advanced microbiology left to go.
>get job trimming marijuana
>pays shit but I gets paid so what ever
>get asked to cover for a grower he had family problems and they needed someone to water and stuff
>guy never came back get promoted to full time grower 500 a week now
>even get to live in the grow house now rent free
Pretty happy right now
>I cant decide rather I should consider myself a mistake that wasn't even meant to be or someone special destined for something great.
Why not both? It's your choice, anon.
I say this while being in a similar situation, yet unable to shake the feeling my current lot in life is partially due to having two parents with addiction problems.
I fucking hate smartphones and have no idea how being tracked down, synched with every single account by one password and spied by third party program is "hip" for some people
There's so much stuff upcoming for me and I find it hard to be excited about any of it.
I was in that boat, but learned my tolerance was way past what my dad's is. A few nights of recognizing I drank too much and feeling like shit for it, I learned my lesson and it hasn't been a problem since.
When you only get 3 hours of sleep daily, you'll feel like Death before you know it.
I've lost track of how many Monsters, Five Hours, and Cola's I've downed.
two weeks? hey me too. only i'll be turning 23. what day?
But that is the thing, it is anything but convenient
Making all your accounts having the same password, while making it easily accessible by only one device is really a crapshot and inconvenient as it can be.
Without even counting the endless updates and all sorts of anti-prrivacy policy
Shit is is just "convenient" as that one cousin who enters in your room and start touch everything without any authorization
"Empowered", I forget which volume.
No technical porn. (no penetration shown, no nipples)
Lots of bondage cheesecake.
Read it for the plot.
Couldn't find a /co/ related image but this is sorta how my life feels.
In the coming few months I feel will either be the point where I can either make something of my life or live the rest of my existence doing stuff I hate.
>when I go without sleeping, I start feeling like shit
>If I don't drink water for a few days, I get really tired and generally don't feel good
>I always feel like I'm suffocating if I hold my head underwater for more than a minute
>whenever I put my hands in a fire, it really hurts
Maybe you should sleep more, anon.
I've gotten everything on the right track.
I've set up my support system and safety nets.
My game plan is clear and understood.
I've cleared all the obstacles in my path.
And I've ticked every prerequisite for the best possible outcome.
I'm on my way to making it, and nothing can bring me down.
Also, I've got
I'm sorry to hear, anon.
I wanted to post a clip of that scene from the 2003 Daredevil where he's muttering "I'm not the bad guy" in the rain, but I couldn't even find a screencap.
I guess this is a little more accurate though.
It's a clean joke, anon. It was meant to be a magazines about traps (get it? cause they always have elaborate traps?) but your mind you're thinking of shemales.
>be a part time private detective >mfw regularly when I see some shit
I should stop being surprised so much, but some people are just astoundingly stupid.
Don't trust the plumbing in a buffalo wild wings. Walked in, didn't even unzip my pants and the toilet decided to unleash a jet of water at my. Got knocked on my ass and hung around to watch management go apeshit. (Nah, nothing gross hit me luckily enough.)
literally every thread like this the outcome is either horny or depressed, mostly both.
Funny, I actually have specifically planned to kill myself if I'm wasting my life doing nothing on 4chan when I'm 30. Happy birthday.
this is basically me to the rest of the world all the time forever
I tore my pants on the dance floor at an office party last year, and lost my suit jacket...and then I had to drunkenly walk back to my apartment.
It was a fun night though
Really I don't care about this whole being a adult \job thing. I just want to help people and work on my art projects.
With strong hearts full, our souls ignite. When all seems lost in the war of light, look to the stars, for hope burns bright.
>mfw I say this before doing something scary
I hate thinking about my life situation. I really am my own worse enemy. It's like sad has become my default emotion.
That said, these threads are almost never positive.
I feel good! After finals week, I came out better than I thought and now I get to relax and look forward to seeing star wars Sunday night with my friends!
After about five years, I've come up with a solid plan. I just need to wait another two months before I can get it going. The wait is driving me insane. I'm so tired of being stagnant.
Actually, a better fitting one.
>6 months ago
>Wasn't paying attention at work
>Accidentally sold alcohol to a girl under 21
>Girl happened to also be a police mole
>Approved for Pretrial Intervention, at least
>Heavy depression for four months as I meander back to my old job (delivery driver) with very little hours
>Start dating a girl a friend matched me up with
>Manage to shove down my depression when around her
>Two months dating her later, she's extremely introverted (I was told this beforehand) and can barely get any information out of her
>Finally ask what it is, exactly, she wants from me
>Tells me she's not interested in dating
>Have a lengthy talk about it, eventually give up
>Insists she "enjoys my company"
>Try to see if a friendship works, but she seems to be giving me "stop contacting me" signs without saying it, in her introverted way
>Hours at work picked up, making more money thanks to good tips and driving reimbursement
>Depression almost gone
>Have a set plan now, just need to wait until the PTI finishes before I can really start it
It was a bit of a heavy year, but things have been looking up over the past couple of months.
I'm moving three states away tomorrow, leaving behind my father who has always been my best friend that I could count on no matter what, who will be completely alone on Christmas.
At least send him a Christmas card...
Some of those tags are so out of left field that I kinda feel like finding the source just because what the fuck kind of image has all of these
>Sonic and MLP
why am I even surprised.
Be brave, I believe in you.
>shoving airbag parts into machines everyday since october
>only holidays and A lucky "machine's too broke so have the day off while we fix it" day
>"oh, can you stay another 4 hours"?
>"oh, can you stay another 4 hours"?
>"oh, can you stay another 4 hours"?
>...is this my new schedule?
That place has been falling apart from what I hear, but goddamn $10 an hour and $16 overtime makes me want to not break my hand to get a day off.
This image sums up my life. I'm not sad or depressed. Just nothing outside of cartoons makes me happy. It's just a stoic face with a rare smile or frown. Can't say that I'm not trying to better myself, but it's kind of hard to continue when shit just doesn't seem to matter.
If anything I'm working on trying to get this girl to notice me, but it's hard when the semesters over although I did add her on steam so that's a plus.
Planning to get a PS4 with Bloodborne GOTY for christmas.
Not really. Mr. Peanut Butter isn't truly happy either, he just distracts himself with shallow and ultimately meaningless diversions so he doesn't focus on how empty his life is.
>mistakes into fuck you
>too much piss
now that's an oxymoron right there.
>her boyfriend is black, so he's going to be completely surprised when he sees "his" child is not a little mocha baby
You mean he is going to be gone. Black people have no qualms about getting the fuck out if the baby is not theirs. Sorry bro you will be the one paying child support.
I think I'm slowly becoming an alcoholic, then I keep realizing that I only drink when I'm at work.
Guess I need a career change
>25 next year
>weight too much, but can't afford to go to a gym, and no friends to help keep me motivated
>still a virgin, never even been in love
>no job, despite searching for years now
>in 6 months my apartment complex will be torn down and remade into a parking lot, so I'm searing after a new apartment to no avail
>despite having 5 siblings who live fairly close, they never visit or even call, only parents do from time to time
>I was the only one to finish collage, and I did so with higher than average grades
>if it wasn't for my two friends, I'd killed myself long time ago
>Life wasn't supposed to be this way
>why didn't anyone tell me?
These are too funny
and too real
and I'm done, dont' want to flood the thread