How does he not get splinters in his feet?

>>78249338
Jungleforce

>>78249338
That was my first thought when I saw this gif in the catalog. I didn't even noticed you were asking that question.

Calluses.

>>78249338
you only get splinters from timber and other wood products you clown

>>78249338
He's sliding on bark and moss. Bark won't give you splinters.

A better question would be: what the fuck was up with the vines? I spent so much of my childhood wondering where I could find vines that were basically rope to swing from.

>>78249338
AAAAAaaaaaaaAaaaH

>>78249338
Pym particles

>>78249416
Tropical jungles.

He does. He just has thick, tough skin.
>in Soviet Russia, splinters get you!

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>>78249338
They're like rock at this point.

It's why Jane's felt so peculiar by comparison.

>>78249416
>not just swinging from tree branches as a child

One of my fondest child-hood memories is of climbing a tree a bit too high up, where the branch I was standing on couldn't actually support my weight, resulting in me hanging from one tree limb while standing on another half-broken limb. I fixed it by grabbing yet another supple branch and swinging myself over to another set of sturdier branches. For that one fleeting moment I WAS Tarzan.

Not Disney's Tarzan, either. The badass Tarzan always wrestling some giant cat animal while wielding a giant knife on the covers of comics.

>>78249485
That's the face I make when I realise I'm dealing with footfags.

>>78249472
Those don't have vines you can swing from either. I checked.

>>78249413
top kek

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>>78249507
As long as you're honest.

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>>78249350

>>78249338
I'm more curious about his lack of a beard.

>>78249485
>They're like rock at this point.
Rock covered by a sloshy mixture of sweat, dirt, excrement, lichens and that stuff that forms between your toes and under your nails.

>>78249350
>Jungleforce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHis5MdDb3U

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>>78249485
>>78249507

>>78249338
Watch out for that....!

>>78250554
>bloodcurdling scream of imminent collision
>thud

>>78249485
>>78250523
I love how nonplussed he looks during that bit. She's there laughing up a storm and he's just like, huh.... That's new..

>>78249338

When you go your whole like stepping on rocks and literal shit your feet get tougher. Doubt that that is still possible, but eh.

This film is so underated.

PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN

TWO WORLDS, ONE FAMILY

>>78251301
guy

>>78251259
>underated
what?

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>>78249338
It's a rain-forest, everything is moist and / or slimy

>>78249338
His feet are as hard as stones. He doesn't get little pieces of wood in his skin. His skin damages woods.

>>78251192
>>78251632
Him having hard feet doesn't sound too appealing.

>>78251289
>>78251301
Man say what you want about Phil Colins his music for this movies was great .

>>78249338
bark doesn't give you splinters. though it would fucking hurt

>>78250472
son, gorillas groom themselves. and each other.

>>78249338

You know what happens to your soles when walking around barefoot on rough terrain, right? You know the feet have not evolved with shoes in mind, right?
You know this is the jungle we are talking about, where everything is moist, right?

>>78249338
Considering he has spent literally his entire life walking around barefoot his feet are probably calloused enough to fucking walk on burning spikes

>>78249338
Jane is best girl

>>78251692
He's an apeman, he's not going to be appealing

>>78251820
But he's not a gorilla, he's a NEET

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>>78249485
>>78249507
>>78249582
I don't care for feet but women laughing, smiling and giggling is such a turn on for me.

>>78253154
Guess it's a good thing you've got a tiny dick then

>>78250405
Ever notice that contemporary depictions of native Americans also lack facial hair?

Not every wood is splintery oak, especially in moss covered rain forests.

>>78253243
what does laughing have to do with my penis

Calluses several inches thick

>>78253295
I'll tell you when you're older.

>>78250405
They should have made his father beardless so one could say he gets it from him.

>>78249338
>Implying he doesn't
He just takes it like a man!

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>>78253323
You missed a perfect opportunity to say "because that's what women will be doing when they see it."

I can make fun of myself better than you can.

>>78253398
Hey! You got the joke all on your own. Congrats.

>>78249338
Calluses on his calluses.

>>78253427
It's too late, anon. You were too slow.

>>78253453
I know. I really gotta work on explaining jokes faster.

>>78253512
No, just word them better next time Carlos.

>>78249338
The tree surfing is the only part of the movie which dates it -- to the mainstream skater era, Tony Hawk etc. But swinging with his feet is based and impossible for human actors.

Still, The new movie looks good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj7ty6sViiU

It's not an origin story, he's going back to the jungle, so I'm moderately hyped. Also Suicide Squad Harley is Jane.

>>78253534
Guess it's a good thing you've got a tiny dick then because when they see it they will laugh. They will laugh at your small penis when you show it to them and that is good because laughing women turn you on so you will be turned on when they laugh at your small penis.

D-Did I do better, Senpai?

>>78253599
Autistic/10

>>78253154
Playing with the former may lead to the latter, so it works out.

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>>78253627

>>78249338

The tree's are soft and his feet are hard.

>>78249338
He does get splinters, he just learned how to not be a bitch.

>>78250405
He shaves. Makes him feel more like a human.

>>78253556
>he doesn't have a thick French accent
Meh.

>>78250405
Some men just don't grow facial hair easily.

>>78251289
>>78251301

SHOODAWAP SHOODAWOOP

No but seriously, how shit was that song? I can't believe they not only thought it'd be a good idea to have gorillas perform a jazzy musical piece, while they're destroying every piece the white man brought, but then to also go and make it such an exceptionally shitty one.

>>78254220
Can confirm. It takes me a week and a half to grow unpleasant bristles. It gets to a half inch of patchy shit and I shave it off. It would probably take a year or so for me to grow anything close to a proper beard.

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>>78252895
>he's not going to be appealing

That's bananas anon.

>>78254307
I hate my beard. I'm one of those people with thick shitty facial hair that grows in patches and I just look terrible in it.

But it won't stop me from growing a glorious Gandalf beard in my twilight years.

>>78253295
because you will get turned on when a girl laughs at your junk I suppose.

>>78250405
Tarzan shaves for the same reason he wears clothes - he was worried he'd turn into an ape.

>>78254262
That brought me out of the movie. It was the mandated kiddie moment.

>>78255581
In the books yes, but not here.

>>78251077
TREEEEEEE

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>>78249485
>tfw this scene alone was the cause of my massively fucked up tickling fetish

Thanks Tarzan

>>78249485
>>78253154
THIS

>>78249732
I don't get it

>>78253154
I thought I was the only one with this fetish

>>78253154
>>78258856
>having a wholesome fetish that is compatible with a healthy relationship

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why can't you just masturbate to inflation scat like everyone else?

>>78249732
Heh

>>78253154
>>78258856
My niggas