I Hate Fairyland 3

Oh boy I can't wait to read more absolutely horrible fucking cringe-inducing 1st grader swear-censoring to go with the explicit drawings of dismemberment and carnage.

Fluff this.

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We no longer have to speculate on whether the key thing was real.

>>78235487
EAT SHIT THAT ONE ANON WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE EVIL

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Poor Gert.

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That's right, she gets super powers.

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And thus the entire series is ended... or is it?

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>>78235909
I'm gonna make a wild guess that Gert is immortal, possibly because of the first thing she said on her way into Fairyland, back in issue 1. Maybe that's how Happy shoots rainbows too, it could have just been the first thing she said after entering.

>>78236001
That's fucking brilliant, I hope that's the case. But seriously what the fuck? Happy falling from the sky and the first thing she yells is "RAINBOWS!"

>>78236108
Maybe she saw rainbows

>>78236108
Cloud bitch probably gave her a pleasant entrance.

3 part rival and 8 pages. 8 whole pages. I dunno, I thought this was one of those live long dream projects or some shit.

>>78236001
That time when Gert had perfect teeth

>>78236210
You've never seen a comedic season change? You realize this isn't Batman, right? It's not supposed to be as business like as you are trying to push. Try to appreciate an obvious sight gag of a little girl growing a magnificent beard.

>>78235909
holy shit

>>78235487
It bothers me they didn't think of the simpler solution. Why not just help or tell her where it is.

I mean, she WANTS to leave.

>>78236564
>Why not just help or tell her where it is
Probably against the law

>>78236564
They have been helping her, she's just shit at solving riddles.

>>78236564
Because she's so bad an adventurer, she couldn't find it even if it was right in front of her.

>>78236210
I wouldn't be surprised if the whole series ends i a couple of issues, this feels like the type o book that has finite stories and then move on to another protagonist now that that the set up have been introduced

>>78236564
The rules say they can't and they hold themselves to those rules. What they're doing now is trying to invent a loophole but failing to notice that they could just abuse the same loophole they're making to give her an easy route back.

>>78236606
Why not tell the guide?

>>78236685
The guide is literally there to helpher

>>78235457
>>78235487
How'd they invite Happy in if the gates are closed until Gertrude finds the key?

>>78235580
>trolling

oh dear how embarrassing

>>78236360
>Try to appreciate an obvious sight gag of a little girl growing a magnificent beard.
Yeah, its cheap. If the gag was about it being cheap, my reaction was "oh no".

When the beard started to grow, I thought for a second OP had edited it in with a paint.

>>78236791
They have a spare key?

>>78235315
>>78235349
>once again the action takes place off screen
>>78235909
>she will somehow be fine, with offscreen wizardry

>>78236791
I think the Queen can bring things into Fairy Land, but the Key is the only exit.

>>78236791
its the key for the door out, she didn't come in the gate
2 more issues till we find out that faryland is evil and when the gates open, all the people who now hate humans bust out

>>78236882
It looked like it was edited in later, with the outline being a different color and all

>>78235280
Well... thanks. You're the only reason why I take the time to read comics now a days, not including Marvel and DC.

>>78235280
I knew it was a good idea to stay up a bit longer.

>>78235575
Jury is still out. Apparently some prophecy dictates that only a chosen child can open the door out of Fairyland.

Maybe the inhabitants want the door opened so that they can get out too.

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About Cloudia... would you?

>>78236001
That would also explain why she can't find the key, because she'll eventually die once she leaves fairyland.

>>78239437
>still no porn of her
terrible

>>78239449
That would be an interesting twist.

>>78239457
Especially with all the busty shots we got of here with this issue.
I'm almost tempted to make a collection

>>78235720
>Happy
>Joyville
There's something really off about this child, somehow I doubt how real they are.

>>78239922
She is frustratingly delighted with the situation, but doesn't appear to be evil. I wouldn't want Gert to hurt the kid under these circumstances, but at the same time I also want to see Gert win Fairyland.

>>78235720
/ll/?

This looks like Rayman

I can only imagine Cree Summers voice when reading Happy's lines.

>>78235744
So why does a girl whose body is physically like 8 grow facial hair?

>>78240692
Fairyland is a hell of a drug.

>>78240241
Whereas everyone else in fairyland has it coming?

>>78240692
Because it's funny I suppose.

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>>78239794

Storytime the other issues and I could try. Or at least post all the pages with gratuitous queen cleavage.

>>78236802
Well they ARE in Fairyland.
There must be a couple of literal trolls around

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>>78235612
>>78235627
>>78235650
>>78235693

>>78235415
>>78235434
Ok, that's gotta be a Zoombinis reference

>>78235487
So what gives Cloudia the confidence that she could personally put Gertrude down when no one else has been able to?

>>78241842
Magic I guess. Probably the strongest witch in all the lands or some shit.

Y'know, my problem with this isn't even that it's "edgy". It's just that's it's boring.

>>78242326
It tries too hard to be edgy and ends up being pitiable because of it.

>>78242415

I wonder how this would have been if Ennis had written it.

>>78235575
She still sounds evil.

>>78236606
Just use a loophole like the queen uses all the time.

>>78236001
>>78239449
>>78239480
Interesting. Maybe the world makes real one wish once the kid enters in it and Gert wish conflicted with her quest. A bug in the program.

>>78236203
Maybe she learned from her mistake with Gert. Maybe she intentionally gave her powers so she can beat Gert.

When will this mini series end?

>>78235673
>>78235693

>Little girl grows beard.

Wat.

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>>78240530

I actually want to see an animated series just to see Steven Wright voice Larry.

>>78239449
what do you think had happened if she said "I want to go home"?

>>78236316
well, a face first landing can cause dental problems.

>>78240516
Nah kid. You don't get to feel self-pity. You're clearly a psychopath.

I hope this comic doesn't expect us to feel sorry for her.

>>78243546
A curly beard. Chalk it up to magic, along with everything else about her body.

>>78243719
You know when you dream you are falling but them wake up?

>>78244033
She's only a psycho because she was too stupid to figure out how to get out of Fairyland
If she was never sucked in she'd probably have ended up being a normal person

>>78244033
but didn't she get trapped here for like practically ever? she hates everything so much because they took her from her parents. she still has feelings.

>>78235909
RIP in peace.

>>78244307
i think shes supposed to be 27 iirc
so shes been there much more than half her life

>>78235720
Is it wrong that the first thing I thought when I saw Happy was "When are they gonna fuck"?

>>78235600

THIS

>>78235612

IS

>>78235627

INCREDIBLY

>>78235650

BOOOOORING

>>78235673

STILL BORING

>>78235693

STILL BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

>>78235720

Finally

>>78246434
This bit was good because I didn't have to read shitty dialogue and it was somewhat entertaining.

Also finally seeing other lost kid was pretty good.

This is a pretty shitty comic tho. Probably only thing keeping me reading these threads is the colorful artstyle.

Not going I chuckled at the sequence where the bug built a house, had a family and lost the family.

The comic is still shit though.

>>78235280
Is this the same cover as the first issue?

>>78240530
I was reading her lines in Tara Strong's Bubbles voice.

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>>78235909
How the hell does THAT kill her after all the shit her body's taken? And suddenly we've got mutant children popping in from the real world? The fuck?

>>78248078
Gert is mangled, but not dead.

>>78248078
She's not a guest of the human kid, so the laws of fairy hospitality don't apply.
But that's just a guess.

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>>78247886

>>78248365
I probably saw some announcement of the comic that used today's cover and assumed it was from the first issue.
Never mind.

That bug has been a terrible father to Gertrude. No wonder his wife left him.

So it's official, Gert is just really bad at riddles and such, right? If the new girl caught up to her in less than a day.

>>78239437
Probably. She seems extremely pleasant to anyone that isn't gert.

>>78235339
Yeah but his art's always lovely to look at, though!

>>78235909
Looks like dead Morty in that one ep

>>78248078
I like the theory that she can't die because this is what she wished when she was brought to fairyland and as consequence she can't find the key and return as it would imply in her aging and eventually dyeing.

>>78236360
Works better in animation.

This whole thing is a wonderful premise horribly handled. Who could have written this better? Sometimes I think even Alan Moore would have been an improvement but then I remember Lost Girls.

The time lapse humor reminded me of the later Lenore comics.

Think we'll get some good cosplay?

>>78252769
Nah.

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>>78252538

>sidecut

>>78251904

I'd say Jhonen Vasquez but he works better with comics that don't have a linear plot, or when most of the writing is rather improvised.

>>78252538
I want to make those tits precipitate

>>78253231

>tfw you will never milk Queen Cloudia

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>>78253274
>Milk Queen Cloudia
>It rains

>>78252721
When does issue 4 come out?

>>78253704
Probably a month from now.

>>78235339
>explicit drawings of dismemberment
nigga what
the violence in this is cartoony as fuck.

>>78253274
Why even live?

>>78244994
Thirty-seven actually. She even has a frustrated libido.

Damn. I didn't read chapter 2, is there a link to it?

>>78255826
In the archive
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/77579079/#77601908

Hard to guess how much further Clowdia can escalate things.

>>78251073
It's okay Anon, not all of us possess the cognitive ability to process a narrative in a sequential fashion, as opposed to having it done for us in something as easily digested as animation.

Not sure whether I like or not. I guess I will see where it goes.

>>78252538
Is that a hand reaching out of the mirror?

>>78263350
Yes.

>>78235280
What is this shit?
And why do I wanna fug the loli?

>>78265526
Because loli.

>>78265526
Because you are a pedo.

>>78265652
>>78265604
oh, right...

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>>78265604
>>78265526
>>78265652
>>78266193
Everybody is a lolicon. You, me, OP, Jerry Seinfield, Louis C.K.

>>78249925
Bleedman's art is also lovely to look at.

And not much else.

>>78263350
Perhaps this is the beginning of Gert's revenge.

>>78235457
>>78235487
Wait a moment.
>the door is to be opened for one child alone. And, until that child completes their quest for the key, the door to fairyland is to remain closed.

Wouldn't it go the other way around they are planning? Even if they bring a new child the door is still stuck waiting for the first child complete the quest. So now they would have two kids trapped in the world and until the first one succeed the second one will have plenty of time to lose sanity and become the new problem.

>>78267098
Seems more like they are giving Gert's key away to some other kid, so that there is no key left for Gert to use. That would be why they rationalize that it would mean that Gert was no longer a temporary guest.

>>78267178
But still is "until that child" and not "until a child" bringing a new child shouldn't change a thing considering that the world respect the rules.

Also the way it is worded sounds like the child is brought through the door ao it would be impossible to bring a new child.

When is the next issue gonna be posted?

>>78235822
Love Sign: Master Spark

>>78267612
The rules are to not have another child enter, but physically there are only accommodations for one child to exit. They are breaking the rules on child entry, to get past the rules against child harming.

>>78268013
Why are they allowed to break the rules now? So far they have been just using loopholes. If they are going to blatantly break the rules why not just kill her instead of bringing more problems?

>>78268126
Apparently they view one rule as less potant than the other. Allowing a new visitor does seem less criminal than a murder.

>>78268156
They are bringing a new visitor just so they can murder her when the new visitor get the key. If you are going to break the rules anyway Why not either just go straight to to the murder that you plan to do anyway or get gert and toss her on the key so she can go back home as she want and you get rid of her as you want. If anything I guess the "can't die no matter what so can't leave because it would imply eventual death" theory seems to fit the problem. They have a kid that can't die and can't leave so they have to make a way for her to be able to die again. But this would imply that they know she is immortal and it doesn't seems the case.