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>4. Mercury didn't actually kick Yang, she was seeing an Illusion, everyone else and the cameras saw the truth. Jesus Christ shut up about it
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You will never be as happy as the Ruby chibi plushie.
I want to feel safe and warm in Yang's arms!
I have a fever. And the only prescription, is more beret girls.
Reposting ship story from yesterday for today. They all blend together now. I have lost all concept of sleep.
What if the maidens powers go to someone whose personality is the complete opposite of the seasons stereotype? Like, the maiden of winter is a super bubble happy girl, and the maiden of summer hates fun.
I have a feeling there will be more to come. Much like myself.
>Ciel in the beret and the naughty skirt
>Penny in an adorable floppy sunhat
God fucking damn it! My bad.
>Keeping track of the count
>Ciel's skirt flipped up in the back
>Penny's eye glancing over at her
Let's bully a Bun
<"You fucked it up!">
Ciel is the bottom to the other half of
Better idea guys! Lets post greentext stories Smut/Fluff/ETC
>Additional note: Glynda claims her favorite pair of shoes went missing. I dread to tell her the truth.
On that note, here is the Ruby and Anon story Zag posted in the last thread.
Ciel with Penny team up for business.
Ciel and Coco are for pleasure.
Dude, you should start a draw blog on tumblr,your stuff improved a lot.
I'm not proud of it, trust me. I changed the story about 5 times. I was halfway done with it when I decided to replace Ruby with Weiss, then with Yang, and then with Ruby again. At one point I wanted to make it a continuation of pic related. And then I just went: "Fuck it!" and posted it.
When someone asks you to crash a train into a town square and release hundreds of monsters in the middle of a busy city AND YOU ACCEPT then it's you who is at fault. Yes, the employer is a dick for orchestrating the event but that doesn't remove any responsibility from your own shoulders. "I was just following orders" has never been a valid excuse.
They're doodles, they have always looked like that when they aren't exaggerated too much.
>"I was just following orders" has never been a valid excuse.
Yes it has. Are you seriously stupid and/or deluded enough to convince yourself that a lot of people wouldn't do the same in that situation?
Parts of it, but mostly the dialogue and at some point it just blends together.
I can't say I've ever done that. But it sounds like a good idea.
Honestly, I think my biggest problem is that english is my third language.
It's different because the faunus who willingly join the white fang know what they're getting into. Maybe not a train crash, but they know they're going to cause destruction and death somehow
One of the most common critizations of the You Are Anon stories is the fact that the girls are pretty much interchangeable in the stories, and you could pop in any name and nothing would change.
It's honestly pretty valid. But if you say it they claim you're the guy reporting greentexts.
This. These aren't Nazi soldiers, they're more like ISIS and know full well what they're doing
What are the funniest things to come out of /rwbyg/?
Does the French Revolution count?
Still brings a smile to my face whenever I read it.
My Racist "Uncle Tom" Mascot can't possibly be this cute
I'm asking for a historical precedence for when I was just following orders was a valid excuse.
The narrowing of view came from the fact that people started throwing shit out that had absolutely nothing to do with the question.
Months since I've been here.
How you faggots doing?
stories still b&?
I think as long as they don't fill up the thread they're fine.
I dunno. I liked it.
Though to be fair, I like Hurt/Comfort.
And I was reminded of that one Greentext I did where Yang comforted Anon after Velvet died
>Mercury didn't actually kick Yang, she was seeing an Illusion, everyone else and the cameras saw the truth.
But she was walking away for like 5 seconds. And her punch was much higher than on the camera.
The writer of the last piece of media you consumed is now writing Rwby, how does it fare ?
Pic related causes Rwbyg to commit mass suicide
Cinder is the greatest and I love her!
Color Nazis emerge as the new Roman Empire
>went onto /aco/ to find fap material
>in a thread
>suddenly see a pic of
Han getting impaled by a lightsaber
>Red Vs. Blue
>RWBY now takes place in a Box Canyon
Things will be just the same, although
he and Monty will get along just fine.
I just read part of a greentext I wrote.
Succubi, succubi everywhere.
Hopefully the wretched soundtrack will be replaced with EUROBEAT and battles will actually have significant lead up and last fairly long while entertaining the entire time.
You mean this one, then?
Ruby is now black and Kitty Pride is somehow still here
>Implying it isn't all a ruse and The Discworld Animated Series starting Christopher Lee isn't in production
Your post was misleading and can make us thing something else, since you mention /aco/ and posted a picture of miles from the extra life stream. That's still a dick move even with the spoiler.
I just wanted to see his work on Providence, not write the whole of RWBY
>tfw I actually saw that spolier on the Rebels General
>don't even know if it's true
>all this salt
>The Mad King replaces Death
>The Blood Gulch replaces The World
If you're talking about the actual deck, probably pretty similar. Most of the cards are pretty universal (The Fool, The Moon, Judgement, The World et al) and the rest don't really have a good equivalent in canon. The Priestess could be something entirely else but there is some sort of religion in Remnant so there's little point in removing that. Strength is analogous to Aura but Aura doesn't really match the actual meaning.
The Devil would likely be the Grimm, though. Why settle for a metaphorical evil when you have actual evil just outside the walls?
"Cookies need love like everything does."
>The Fed just raised the Fed. Fund interest rate to .25
Can't wait to see Joel's tweets.
So Neo has infiltrated beacon as Pyrrha to inherit the fall maidens power is the idea then?
I can get behind that.
I could also get behind a greentext of whatever they did to the real Pyrrha
>JonTron writes RWBY
Well, I like Bloodborne's story so...
It fits Qrow more.
also >rock music
try to tell me you wouldn't
That's weirdly specific
>Ken takes over for RWBY
Aw yeah. We magic now.
>let her dust the furniture
>the dust gets in her eyes and nose and she starts choking
>never mind, let her do the dishes
>every utensil cuts her and for some reason all your dishes are suddenly chipped with shard edges
>laundry, should be simple enough
>somehow manages to get herself trapped in the dryer
Quick think of your waifu!
She just cheated on you how do you react?
>get her to vacuum
>she gets her eats stuck in it
>clean the fish tank
>you're now doing CPR and all the fish are dead
>change a light bulb
>she gets help from Blake and Sun
....so it takes three
Pffft, Ruby would never do that!
But if she does then I'd do the same thing that I did in highschool and take her sister to prom
Eh, she probably doesn't understand the concept of Monogamy. I'll explain that it hurts my feelings, and I'll ask her not to do it again, but if she disagrees I can live with that.
The the Lore of Remnant is now being written by Michael Kirkbride
does the show improve?
Probably wouldn't be surpised, Yang probably doesn't want to be tied down with just one man
Be careful it's contagious
>Amanda Conner and Jimmy Palmiotti
We're getting lewd, cute, and a lot more sentimental.
I dig it.
Well, knowing her, she probably wanted to make me angry so she has a reason to hit me with Magnhild, which I evaded all the time being together with her.
So I have two options:
1. Get mad, get hit with a hammer and then have sweet make-up sex in hospital
If I survive
2. Don't get mad and fear the next idea Nora wil have to trick me into getting a Hammerhead to the skull.
Option 2 may have an exceptional lower chance of death (which is never 0 if you're around Nora), but also a Zero percent chance of having Sex.
>Deliberately setting things up so that he gets robbed with Ruby there to save the day which gets her to Beacon
>Crashing into Penny to introduce Ironwood's Maiden surrogate project to Ruby
>Bouncing Weiss' card on purpose to manipulate Pyrrha into his schemes
You haven't even seen true Keikaku.
Ah yes, Saturday morning cartoons in France
We shall unlock secrets of condensing antimatter to cookies!
I should have known not to trust a Faunus
especially with my heart
>mfw this filename
Sorry, but that isn't even a collider, and it's certainly not the LHC.
> Actually having sex in that charged an atmosphere creates a short.
> When it happens in proximity to massive amounts of dust it can get downright combustive.
> That's why it's called
Damn I don't even like Weiss and I feel bad for her.
It does make me think about standard model RWBYs. First thought is Ruby as an electron because of the speed thing, but really that should be Nora, so she can be an electron neutrino. Weiss is all about keeping things orderly and hates being lonely, so I'm thinking a gluon. Yang is clearly top heavy and Blake is all about that bottom.
Then would be Pyrrha with the photon as the gauge boson for electromangetism and Nora with the electron. Ren can get the W and Z bosons for how weakly he interacts with the story, and Jaune can get the Higgs Boson: he's the one all the lay people think of, but really the others do a lot more of the work.
I want Glynda to
>Coed dorms, Ozpin? Really? The whole building is full of hormonal teenagers who face life-or-death situations together on daily basis!
>Have a little faith, Glynda.
You've just preditected a yet unknown interaction between photons and the Higgs field.
>implying there will ever be any "interaction" between Pyrrha and Jaune
But that's awfully accurate, awesome job there.
Now we just need a clone Machine and we can cram two Yangs and one Blake / two Blakes ans one Yang into nucleon threesome shippings.
>Ozpin had Cameras installed in all the rooms
>Charges $19.99 a month for access to the footage
>this is how Beacon stays funded
>Write the worst short any human being could ever make
>Make it get past everyone else
>Shitstorm about the bad writing
>Point fingers at M&K
>Both get fired
>Suggest more writers from rwby/g/
>better writers get hired
I'm not creative at all but I'll try my best.
>Yang would suddenly get more screentime and development
>Mother Daughter time with Raven and Yang
>Weiss won't appear as much
>Actually do something with Ren
>Make Cinder do something
>More Roman and Neo
I basically do nothing except for pointing out inconsistencies so that even if they CAN be handwaved away, they at least do it.
just a few examples this season:
>s2 "neptune can't dance!"
>s3 neptune clearly dancing
>winter's visit to vale is strictly confidential
>spills the beans easily later that day
>oobleck says the matches are done for the day after the JNPR/BRNZ battle
>ozpin directly contradicts him after qrow and winter's mating ritual is interrupted
Honestly? Absulutely nothing /rwbyg/ would like.
I can't write women, especilly teenage girls and I don't want to write women. I spent most of my high school career sleeping, doing homework and trying not to get jumped in to any gangs so I know shit all about teenage drama.
Mostly I would try to write the parts involving the men of the series. I'd tried to wrest control of Jaune's writing from M&K and significantly cut down his screentime while also making his character growth actually more significant than the stuff we got.
An easy way would be to have him read stuff in the background with the media format changing in parallel to his growth. A shot of him with a comic book about a famous war, then war for dummies and finally a thick book ominously titled War: A History.
Adam and Yatsuhashi are going to go full fucking samurai. The suicidal, violent Hagakure and Five Rings samurai and Ironwood will be straight out of the Black Company.
I will also be chiming in on the choreography.
Let them run amok with whatever they have planned for RWBY.
I'll only meddle with the lore so I can make a spin-off series in the same vein as the Blood Gulch Chronicles, only with hunters.
>Why kill off the useless team that only exists because Tumblr fell in love with a one off throwaway character
>Glynda doesn't have the power to fix things since semblance is Telekinesis as well no longer having glyphs.
>Actually try and make a good SSSN vs NDGO fight.
>Tease and then brutally destroy every ship
>not Barb damnit Yang
Someone pointed out that at the end there, Weiss, Blake, and Yang had their eyes closed, while Ruby's were still open...I'd like to think that this would mean that those three have given up, while Ruby (having an innocent outlook) still has hope. Also, whatever problem Qrow has with Winter, I hope it doesn't include Weiss. He doesn't know Weiss like Ruby does.
You don't have to kill them just don't make them show up anymore
>Wanting to kill them just because you hate velvet
>Glynda doesn't have the power to fix things
This is literally where all my hatred for the character stems from.
>A story that focuses on the four protagonists, eliminates useless side characters and arcs, and employs the promised feminism, queer representation, and ideology that RWBY had originally promised.
I almost want to read this.
>Somehow make every villain do bad because they have to, not some tragic backstory.
>continue fleshing out characters per volume with it connecting all to the main title cast until the final volumes which focus on team RWBY itself and how they've grown.
>Not leave too much plot points in the dark and maybe speed the pace up a bit so audiences don't say "that's it?" per episode.
>More over the top fight scenes, even for side characters.
>Give most ships closure
>Once it has ended, advise not to make any pre/sequels but instead do spin-offs
> And most importantly, ask to
keep Poser 98 for the aesthetics
>Somehow make every villain do bad because they have to, not some tragic backstory.
Er, if you have to commit acts of terrorism and potentially endanger an entire kingdom I think it's safe to say that whatever forces you to do that counts as a "tragic" backstory.
If the characters are evil just because they want to that's terrible writing most of the time. If they're forced to do things then that's inevitably more or less tragic.
Just putting this out there.
Tragic back stories tend to side on avenging something lost or taken.
>Oppressed or family killed so path of revenge
Doing it because they have to is more like they see a bigger threat and is willing trying to stop it.
>See the bigger picture and try to amass a power to stop it
So all the villains are Dr. Insanos?
Not that I don't like it
>All ships are sunk
>Alternatively: Only partner ships become canon (White rose,Bumblebee,Arkos,Renora etc)
>Episodes are now 20mins long
>All the students from abroad leave. Only Penny is allowed to stay.
>Blake and Weiss' issues wouldn't be resolved in a weekend
>There would be at least one fight scene between them
>Velvet would be the catalyst for Blake admitting that she's a faunus to RWY instead of Sun
You just fucking killed my boner
might be canon yo
>They've also said Bumblebee
>And mentioned Ladybug as well
>Not too mention BlackSun
>They all snicker at the background
>Ironwood got his hand replaced by a camera for this moment
>Pyrrha goes to do it
> It didn't work....
>Qrow says to "use more tongue!" in his drunken
>Glynda says to take their clothes off
> everybody just stares at Glynda
>Ozpin breaks the silence saying "What the fuck, Glyn."