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>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>3. Don't believe their lies.
>4. Mercury didn't actually kick Yang, she was seeing an Illusion, everyone else and the cameras saw the truth. Jesus Christ shut up about it
>RWBY:
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>Red vs Blue:
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You will never be as happy as the Ruby chibi plushie.
Yang is a pretty shitty fighter.
I want to feel safe and warm in Yang's arms!
I have a fever. And the only prescription, is more beret girls.
xth for best ship!
>>78224563
That's the last place I'd ever feel safe in.
>>78224532
Tell that to Merc's leg.
Shouldn't this be Edition 659?
>>78224569
Reposting ship story from yesterday for today. They all blend together now. I have lost all concept of sleep.
http://pastebin.com/Kf0rA8cw
What if the maidens powers go to someone whose personality is the complete opposite of the seasons stereotype? Like, the maiden of winter is a super bubble happy girl, and the maiden of summer hates fun.
>>78224579
She's also a cheap fighter as well.
>>78224569
Don't have a lot of Ciel
>>78224569
Ciel is into Rape Play
>>78224592
It should. Soup fucked it up
>>78224619
I have a feeling there will be more to come. Much like myself.
>>78224569
>Ciel in the beret and the naughty skirt
>Penny in an adorable floppy sunhat
>>78224592
>>78224641
God fucking damn it! My bad.
Give me the Ruby
>>78224691
>>78224691
>>78224625
And military fun times
>>78224656
>>78224592
>Keeping track of the count
>>78224720
>Not Osama Bin Faunus
>>78224569
>Ciel's skirt flipped up in the back
>Penny's eye glancing over at her
>>78224656
>>78224751
that disney esque smile kind of ruins the image
>>78224729
>being a newfag
>>78224569
Let's bully a Bun
>>78224795
Quack quack!<"You fucked it up!">
>>78224817
You have my Ciel of approval
>>78224823
>>78224625
Is she the raper or the rapee?
>>78224841
>>78224842
when is it ever a bad time to bully the Bun
>>78224844
Ciel is the bottom to the other half of
Coffee Break
>"The Katt twins are completely insufferable together. The second sister wouldn't stop playing the damn keyboard."
We need Smut.
RIGHT NOW
Better idea guys! Lets post greentext stories Smut/Fluff/ETC
>>78224921
Neon's twin ?
>>78224930
>>78224917
>Not "Coffee Beret-k"
>>78224921
Wait, does Neon have a sister?
>>78224946
>>78224948
Word play is fine too. It's an evolving ship.
Did I make this up or was it said somewhere that if two people, regardless of race, have a kid, that kid's chance of being a faunus is completely random?
>>78224989
You made it up based on something actually said.
>>78224989
No.
Human+human is always human.
Faunus+faunus is always subhuman.
Human+faunus has a 50/50 chance either way.
>>78224989
Half and half. If a faunus and human have a kid, it's random.
>>78225076
Also 2 different faunus species = completely random faunus kid
Man I hope the RT cast likes TFA when they see it.
So that once Raven converts Yang to evil she can kill Taiyang
>>78223741
>Additional note: Glynda claims her favorite pair of shoes went missing. I dread to tell her the truth.
>>78225076
>Faunus
>Subhuman
>Not just humans + perks
>Not the better species
>>78224946
>>78225116
If they're so superior why do they need to randomly kill people to prove a point?
>>78225150
>Randomly
>>78225104
I wonder if they meant the comment like that. It'd make more sense if the kid was randomly either of the parents' types.
I want Coco to hold me in her strong arms!
>>78225172
>"Hey let's grab this Dust."
>"Okay."
>"Let's also kill the crew."
>"..."
>"Hey let's grab these Paladins"
>"Okay"
>"Let's also let monsters into the city full of civilians"
>"Why not"
>>78225218
>Orchestrated by 2 humans
>IT WAS DA FAWNUZES FOLT
>>78225180
That's the way that I read it, but I guess it would possibly be more fantastical if two Faunus of one type could create random new Faunus.
>>78225265
They supplied the muscle. Guilty by association I guess.
>>78225147
On that note, here is the Ruby and Anon story Zag posted in the last thread.
>>78225147
this was awesome
>>78225211
But do you have an ass?
>>78224930
This is exactly what I needed, now all we need is a Ruby fic this fluffy
>>78225363
>That dialogue.
>>78225383
Yeah, it's one of my favourites.
Ciel with Penny team up for business.
Ciel and Coco are for pleasure.
>>78225401
Dude, you should start a draw blog on tumblr,your stuff improved a lot.
>>78225430
I'm not proud of it, trust me. I changed the story about 5 times. I was halfway done with it when I decided to replace Ruby with Weiss, then with Yang, and then with Ruby again. At one point I wanted to make it a continuation of pic related. And then I just went: "Fuck it!" and posted it.
>>78225265
When someone asks you to crash a train into a town square and release hundreds of monsters in the middle of a busy city AND YOU ACCEPT then it's you who is at fault. Yes, the employer is a dick for orchestrating the event but that doesn't remove any responsibility from your own shoulders. "I was just following orders" has never been a valid excuse.
>>78225505
>>78225430
Didn't even expect anyone to like, let alone cap it.
It was way too rushed.
>>78223741
"Some would say having an android like P.E.N.N.Y. enter the Vytal Festival would be cheating.
I would say YOLO."
kek
>>78225505
>Ruby with Weiss, then with Yang, and then with Ruby again
Did you have to rewrite the story as a result?
>>78225480
They're doodles, they have always looked like that when they aren't exaggerated too much.
>>78224938
>>78224948
Not canon, the line's from >>78223741
But god damn, just imagine there being Katt twins.
>>78225464
>>78225505
Out of curiosity do you ever say the lines you write out loud?
>>78225516
>"I was just following orders" has never been a valid excuse.
Yes it has. Are you seriously stupid and/or deluded enough to convince yourself that a lot of people wouldn't do the same in that situation?
>>78225567
Hahaha.
Ciel is too cute, maybe because her character isn't really shown much.
>>78225598
It's not a valid excuse.
A lot of people would do the same in that situation but a lot of people would steal shit if they were put in a situation where they could.
>>78225554
Parts of it, but mostly the dialogue and at some point it just blends together.
>>78225571
I can't say I've ever done that. But it sounds like a good idea.
Honestly, I think my biggest problem is that english is my third language.
>>78225598
It's different because the faunus who willingly join the white fang know what they're getting into. Maybe not a train crash, but they know they're going to cause destruction and death somehow
>>78225655
>Parts of it, but mostly the dialogue and at some point it just blends together.
You have no idea how much you are going to regret writing that.
>>78225645
>Kill these people
>No
>Ok then we'll kill you and everyone you care about
>Ok
Seems pretty valid to me, not right by any means but valid nonetheless.
>>78225619
If only she didn't have the worst VA in the show so far behind Jessica Nigri.
>>78225683
Oh god. Did I fall for a meme or something?
>>78225704
One of the most common critizations of the You Are Anon stories is the fact that the girls are pretty much interchangeable in the stories, and you could pop in any name and nothing would change.It's honestly pretty valid. But if you say it they claim you're the guy reporting greentexts.
>>78225678
This. These aren't Nazi soldiers, they're more like ISIS and know full well what they're doing
>>78225689
Has there ever been a point in history where that has occurred without the threat coming from a foreign force?
>>78225775
Civil Wars ?
>>78225775
Almost every revolution or civil war ever
>Atlas was always thought to be turbo racist nation
>the only students we see from there are either black or faunus
I NEED THAT SWEET PYRRHA FIC PIC WITH JAUNE
>>78225832
They put them out more in the spotlight so it looks good on their part.
Worked on you.
>>78225797
>>78225809
I really should have seen that coming.
Any war where the threat is not an 'other.'
>>78225756
Ha, oh well. I just meant that it becomes hard to tell what the different girls would say.
But yeah, it's valid in a lot of cases.
>>78225904
So not a war? What do you even want to say?
>>78225920
When in history have people committed atrocities because their own people threatened their family.
>>78225951
Diggle in Arrow
What are the funniest things to come out of /rwbyg/?
>>78225951
Does the French Revolution count?
>>78225996
Pic related.
Still brings a smile to my face whenever I read it.
>>78225996
>>78225832
My Racist "Uncle Tom" Mascot can't possibly be this cute
>>78225996
this thing
>>78225951
All you're doing is narrowing your view to the incredibly specific so you don't have to accept you're wrong.
>>78225996
4th wall breaking Pyrha was pretty funny but I don't have the cap any more
>>78225832
Reminder that Atlas is the former Color Nazi Empire
>>78226081
I'm asking for a historical precedence for when I was just following orders was a valid excuse.
The narrowing of view came from the fact that people started throwing shit out that had absolutely nothing to do with the question.
Months since I've been here.
How you faggots doing?stories still b&?
>>78225985
I don't think that counts as history
>>78226185
I think as long as they don't fill up the thread they're fine.
>>78225756There is a lot of shit that is objectively bad about You Are Anon stories. Things that could easily be improved but aren't for the same reason they are liked.
>>78225524
I dunno. I liked it.
Though to be fair, I like Hurt/Comfort.And I was reminded of that one Greentext I did where Yang comforted Anon after Velvet died
>>78224485
>>4. Mercury didn't actually kick Yang, she was seeing an Illusion, everyone else and the cameras saw the truth. Jesus Christ shut up about it
How long has this been up here?
>>78226497
Since 658
>>78226615
>Since 658
>Check in last thread just to make sure
>658
Someone fucked up
>>78225996
>>78224485
>Mercury didn't actually kick Yang, she was seeing an Illusion, everyone else and the cameras saw the truth.
But she was walking away for like 5 seconds. And her punch was much higher than on the camera.
>>78226712
>occupation
>>78226794
I'd occupy that like New York
>>78226758
>But she was walking away for like 5 seconds.
Well obviously she was moonwalking in place in celebration to disrespect her opponent.
>>78226758
Don't bother, it was written by a Merc sympathizer.
>>78224915
Never
>>78225567
If you take that hat off will you die?
>>78226249
What's actualy happening in this pic
>>78224917
More like who gets to be on top is decided by how much time they have.
>>78227177
It was supposed to be a request about Nora "scolding" Neo for putting ice cream instead of syrup on pancakes.
It was very rushed and I didn't really like how it turned out.
The writer of the last piece of media you consumed is now writing Rwby, how does it fare ?
Pic related causes Rwbyg to commit mass suicide
>>78227328
It's a good pic I was just confused
Cinder is the greatest and I love her!
>>78227439
>Isaac Asimov
Color Nazis emerge as the new Roman Empire
>>78227439
Tom Clancy.
Yes please.
>>78227328
Yea, took me a few times to figure out that was Magnhild coming down in front of her face and fucking her pancakes.
>>78227461
Get out of here, Emerald.
>>78225856
This one?
>>78227439
Who's that?
Will I regret asking?
>went onto /aco/ to find fap material
>in a thread
>suddenly see a pic ofHan getting impaled by a lightsaber
>>78227439
>Red Vs. Blue
>RWBY now takes place in a Box Canyon
>>78227507
Dobson and yes.
>>78227439Bendis
>>78227512
Cock guzzling faggot.
>>78227439
Terry Pratchett
Things will be just the same, althoughhe and Monty will get along just fine.
>>78227512
I called it along time ago.
>>78227512
What, so you fucking bring it here to spread the misery?
>>78225856
>>78227512
>Posting Star Wars Spoiler
>>78227563
That's what the spoiler text is for, anon!
>>78227439
I just read part of a greentext I wrote.Succubi, succubi everywhere.
>>78227439
George Lucas
This could go one of two ways
>>78227502
No
It had Pyrrha ask if Jaune and her were going out
AND NO ONE HAS IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78227439
>Shuichi Shigeno
Hopefully the wretched soundtrack will be replaced with EUROBEAT and battles will actually have significant lead up and last fairly long while entertaining the entire time.
Also drifting
>>78227573
NOBODY EXPECTS SPOILERS UNDER SPOILER TEXT ANOOOOON
>>78227597
You mean this one, then?
>>78227528
>Bendis
Ruby is now black and Kitty Pride is somehow still here
>>78227549
>Implying it isn't all a ruse and The Discworld Animated Series starting Christopher Lee isn't in production
>>78227573
Your post was misleading and can make us thing something else, since you mention /aco/ and posted a picture of miles from the extra life stream. That's still a dick move even with the spoiler.
>>78227439
>Alan Moore
I just wanted to see his work on Providence, not write the whole of RWBY
>>78227628
yes thank you
I can live another day now
>>78227563
>>78227556
>>78227553
>>78227545
>tfw I actually saw that spolier on the Rebels General
>don't even know if it's true
>all this salt
>>78227439
>Jason Aaron
some one's going to die
>>78227698
>thanking Deaf for things
>>78227731
I guess it will fall on deaf ears.
>>78227731How did you know?
>>78227731
DID YOU GIVE ME THINGS???
NO
YANGFAGS GET OUUUTTTTT
>>78227766
You have a very distinct naming style for images.
What would a Tarot deck look like in Remnant?
>>78227717
Considering people seem to be seeing Episode 7 early, and every spoiler I've accidentally come acrossmentions Han die but each some different wayI'd say its a possibility.
>>78227439
>John Darnielle
Yup, it's a Qrow episode
>>78227822
Probably the same but with Grimm rather than demons and shit
>>78227822
The Miles, The Kerry, The Oum, The Barbara, The Gus, The Brunie, The Gav, The Mikool, The Lindsay.
Basically just ever RT
>>78227858
>The Mad King replaces Death
>The Blood Gulch replaces The World
>>78227628
>Not a virgin
>4/10
So when are we going to see Neo again? We saw her in the first episode and it seemed like she would be important but she hasn't shown up since.
>>78227953
You're not looking hard enough.
>>78227953
Didn't you get the memo? We see her all the time.
EVERYONE is Neo.
>>78227895
ZA GULCHO doesn't have the same ring to it.
>>78227966
Doubt.jpg
Also nice dubs
>>78227794
If you're talking about the actual deck, probably pretty similar. Most of the cards are pretty universal (The Fool, The Moon, Judgement, The World et al) and the rest don't really have a good equivalent in canon. The Priestess could be something entirely else but there is some sort of religion in Remnant so there's little point in removing that. Strength is analogous to Aura but Aura doesn't really match the actual meaning.
The Devil would likely be the Grimm, though. Why settle for a metaphorical evil when you have actual evil just outside the walls?
>>78227966
>>78227981
Why? Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it?
>>78228016
>"..."
>>78227981
We need that "He's squidward, You're squidward" picture but with neo
>>78228004
>>78227822
Hurr durr quoting
>>78228016
"Cookies need love like everything does."
>>78227981
So I've heard but what's the reasoning behind that?
>>78227439
>Whoever wrote The 100
100 students from all of the Kingdoms are chosen to rebuild a new Kingdom in the middle of Grimm Territory.
>>78228064
Illusions everywhere and Pyrrha seemed OOC at the end of episode 5.
>>78227439
>Toby Fox, creator of Undertale
The writing would probably improve to be honest.
>>78227983
Rather than freeze time it just sends you to a box canyon in the middle of nowhere
>>78227439
>J.K. Rowling
Uhhh...
>The Fed just raised the Fed. Fund interest rate to .25
Can't wait to see Joel's tweets.
>>78228059
>>78228035
Roman recruits Neo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4D7cPH7DHgA
>>78228117
Well the execution would be better
>>78228091
So Neo has infiltrated beacon as Pyrrha to inherit the fall maidens power is the idea then?
I can get behind that.
I could also get behind a greentext of whatever they did to the real Pyrrha
>>78227439
>JonTron writes RWBY
>>78228180Sex dungeon
>>78228230
>>78228153
>Neo's nipples
Hooooooooot
>>78228180
"You know... It's actually kinda nice not having anything expected of you. Plus I got out of that whole 'having another soul stuffed in your body thing'..."
>>78227439
Filthy frank. This will be fun.
>>78228143
They're pretty good.
>>78227439
MC Chris. This could work.
Are there any good RWBY fan songs out there? Except for this one:
https://soundcloud.com/the-gypsy-caravan-1/answer-to-me-taiyangs-theme-1
>>78228284
>peanut butter on my balls let the Faunus lick it
>>78226663
Namely, me!
>>78227439
>Hidetaka Miyazaki
Well, I like Bloodborne's story so...
>>78228444
eeww
letting a faunus near your balls
>>78228401
Do mashups count?
>>78228401
>Taiyang's theme
It fits Qrow more.
also >rock music
Can we post fluff? Had a pretty shitty day and need something to cheer me up.
Preferably Yang, but I'll take anything.
>>78228472
try to tell me you wouldn't
>>78227439
>J.J Abrams and crew are writing RWBY
I don't know if this is good or bad.
>>78228540
Do we have a fic of Yang as a fluffer?
>>78228517
Yeah
>>78228540
Sure thing
>>78228549
That's weirdly specific
>>78228541
out of all of them you pick the Bun?
I wouldn't let her do house work, everything would just bully her
>>78228540
>>78227439
>Ken takes over for RWBY
Aw yeah. We magic now.
>>78228540
>>78228540
>>78228557
https://soundcloud.com/mashup-chaser/victory-is-in-ore-tamashii
>>78228540
>>78228560
>let her dust the furniture
>the dust gets in her eyes and nose and she starts choking
>never mind, let her do the dishes
>every utensil cuts her and for some reason all your dishes are suddenly chipped with shard edges
>laundry, should be simple enough
>somehow manages to get herself trapped in the dryer
>>78224850
>not god dammit barb
at least you tried
Does anybody else think that Ozpin is the old man from the Story of the Seasons?
>>78228692
Literally everyone.
>>78228663
>>78228587
>>78228586
>>78228562
>>78228557
Thanks guys <3
>>78228679
>Not Barb Damnit Barb
>>78228692
The old man is obviously Roman you dumdum
Quick think of your waifu!She just cheated on you how do you react?
>>78228540
>>78228455
I need more tiny Ruby in my life.
>>78228665
>get her to vacuum
>she gets her eats stuck in it
>clean the fish tank
>you're now doing CPR and all the fish are dead
>change a light bulb
>she gets help from Blake and Sun
....so it takes three
>>78228692
nah I think the old man is just a narrative tool and is irrelevant, doesn't matter at all anymore.
>>78228540
>>78228723
Pffft, Ruby would never do that!But if she does then I'd do the same thing that I did in highschool and take her sister to prom
>>78228723
Eh, she probably doesn't understand the concept of Monogamy. I'll explain that it hurts my feelings, and I'll ask her not to do it again, but if she disagrees I can live with that.
>>78228729
She's a cute little tyke.
>>78228767
the door is symbolism for mercurys legs
The the Lore of Remnant is now being written by Michael Kirkbride
does the show improve?
>>78228781
we need more tiny Ruby
in fact we need her smaller!
>>78228767
>One of the candy in Yang's basket looks like a condom wrapper.
>>78228455
>>78228729
>>78228781
Tiny ruby x tiny penny OTP
>>78227439
>Bendis
Welp i'm off this ride
>>78228803
>>78228816
*Shrinky-dink!*
>>78228803
You simply need to shrink the Rubes down to the molecular level. Or Rube Particles.
>>78228723
>The Bun
we all know what's going to happen
>>78228781
That's some seriously fancy nail polish
>>78228723
Probably wouldn't be surpised, Yang probably doesn't want to be tied down with just one man
>>78228803
does anyone have the germ Rube pic?
>>78228868
basically your waifu a slut
>>78228786Who?
What if that thing with Yang breaking Merc's leg wasn't an illusion?
What if Yang is going insane?
>>78228868
that's not how you eat yogurt
>>78228883
>germ Rube
Ruby in the Plastic Bubble?
>>78227439
>Ankama
We French Children's Television now.
>>78228883
>>78228946
Be careful it's contagious
>>78227439
>Amanda Conner and Jimmy Palmiotti
We're getting lewd, cute, and a lot more sentimental.
I dig it.
>>78228723
Well, knowing her, she probably wanted to make me angry so she has a reason to hit me with Magnhild, which I evaded all the time being together with her.
So I have two options:
1. Get mad, get hit with a hammer and then have sweet make-up sex in hospitalIf I survive
2. Don't get mad and fear the next idea Nora wil have to trick me into getting a Hammerhead to the skull.
Option 2 may have an exceptional lower chance of death (which is never 0 if you're around Nora), but also a Zero percent chance of having Sex.
>>78228842
my man
>>78227439
How the fuck did this guy turn into the fedora wearing SJW that he is now?
>>78228868
ShrinkyShrinky
>>78228721
>Not Shopkeep
>Deliberately setting things up so that he gets robbed with Ruby there to save the day which gets her to Beacon
>Crashing into Penny to introduce Ironwood's Maiden surrogate project to Ruby
>Bouncing Weiss' card on purpose to manipulate Pyrrha into his schemes
You haven't even seen true Keikaku.
>>78229037
hi five for bullying the Bun
>>78229088
Meant for >>78228839
>>78228958
Ah yes, Saturday morning cartoons in France
>>78228905
have you not played morrowind?
There was a RWBY CYOA posted on /tg/ a while ago.
I know we have a few people from there so I'm wondering why it hasn't been mentioned.
(Or it has and I didn't notice)
>>78228971
>>78229128
No. I have better things to do in my time like shitpost
>>78228841
We shall unlock secrets of condensing antimatter to cookies!
>>78228723
I should have known not to trust a Faunusespecially with my heart
>>78228841
Alrighty then
>>78229296
>mfw this filename
Sorry, but that isn't even a collider, and it's certainly not the LHC.
>>78228775
>>78229314
>that file name
>>78229342
Shut up nerd.
>>78229342
I know that it's some sort of tokamak but that was the only fitting picture the image search produced.
>>78229342
>he recognizes the large hard-on collider
lol dweeb
>>78229367
Guys I found a normie!
>>78229425
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>78229425
>normie
>/r9k/
>/b/
>>78229390
Rube-clear fusion reactor?
>>78229347
Stuff like this is why I drink.
the secret of cold fusion isWeiss and Rube getting kinky
>>78229501
the secret of dark matter isBlake and Rube getting naughty
>>78227439
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Scarlet Letter was what I read, who'd wear it on them though?
>>78229544
the secret of string theory isPenny and Rube getting horny
Holy fuck, we're onto solving physics biggest mysteries using ships.
Greatest day of my life.
>>78229347
pls no
>>78229501
>Vale's electricity is generated by the power of sexual tension
>>78229597
>the four maidens are so powerful because they're able to take ALL the dicks
>>78229620
Makes sense why they picked Pyrrha then.
>>78229597
> Actually having sex in that charged an atmosphere creates a short.
> When it happens in proximity to massive amounts of dust it can get downright combustive.
> That's why it's calledbanging.
>>78229347
Damn I don't even like Weiss and I feel bad for her.
>>78229342
It does make me think about standard model RWBYs. First thought is Ruby as an electron because of the speed thing, but really that should be Nora, so she can be an electron neutrino. Weiss is all about keeping things orderly and hates being lonely, so I'm thinking a gluon. Yang is clearly top heavy and Blake is all about that bottom.
Then would be Pyrrha with the photon as the gauge boson for electromangetism and Nora with the electron. Ren can get the W and Z bosons for how weakly he interacts with the story, and Jaune can get the Higgs Boson: he's the one all the lay people think of, but really the others do a lot more of the work.
I want Glynda toFUCK OFF
>>78229663
nah
>>78229597
>Coed dorms, Ozpin? Really? The whole building is full of hormonal teenagers who face life-or-death situations together on daily basis!
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiip
>Have a little faith, Glynda.
>>78229661
You've just preditected a yet unknown interaction between photons and the Higgs field.
>implying there will ever be any "interaction" between Pyrrha and Jaune
But that's awfully accurate, awesome job there.
Now we just need a clone Machine and we can cram two Yangs and one Blake / two Blakes ans one Yang into nucleon threesome shippings.
>>78229663
I want Glynda toSUCK OFF
>>78229723
>Ozpin had Cameras installed in all the rooms
>Charges $19.99 a month for access to the footage
>this is how Beacon stays funded
>>78229663
I want Glynda toFUCK ON!
>>78229642
>Pyrrha
>ever getting laid
>>78229663
I want Glynda not to be such a scrub lord
>>78229796
She's had all of the dicks
ALL OF THEM
Yes, even that one
You, yes you are now a part of the writing team on RWBY.
What changes?
>>78229810
She wants you to stop wearing her shoes.
>>78229844
I have to start wearing pants when I write.
>>78229844
>Colour Nazis become more prominent in the story
>Grimm become a threat
>Kill off all of CFVY
>>78228971
That's Ruby Gross
>>78229844
I include Coffee Break ship teasing, and get them to exposit aura and such a little better. Also more Nora shenanigans.
>>78229839
Except the only dick she wanted,Jaune's.
>>78229844
>Write the worst short any human being could ever make
>Make it get past everyone else
>Shitstorm about the bad writing
>Point fingers at M&K
>Both get fired
>Suggest more writers from rwby/g/
>better writers get hired
>cantstopmenowcauseimhavingagoodtime
>>78229844
>>78229844
this
I would make this a real thing
>>78229922
create a spin-off serie to RWBY called "/RWBYg/" with all the hilarious shit from here getting animated
>>78229844
I'm not creative at all but I'll try my best.
>Yang would suddenly get more screentime and development
>Mother Daughter time with Raven and Yang
>Weiss won't appear as much
>Actually do something with Ren
>Make Cinder do something
>More Roman and Neo
>>78229844
I basically do nothing except for pointing out inconsistencies so that even if they CAN be handwaved away, they at least do it.
just a few examples this season:
>s2 "neptune can't dance!"
>s3 neptune clearly dancing
>winter's visit to vale is strictly confidential
>spills the beans easily later that day
>oobleck says the matches are done for the day after the JNPR/BRNZ battle
>ozpin directly contradicts him after qrow and winter's mating ritual is interrupted
>>78229844
>Winter dies from Gamma Radiation
>>78229844
Honestly? Absulutely nothing /rwbyg/ would like.
I can't write women, especilly teenage girls and I don't want to write women. I spent most of my high school career sleeping, doing homework and trying not to get jumped in to any gangs so I know shit all about teenage drama.
Mostly I would try to write the parts involving the men of the series. I'd tried to wrest control of Jaune's writing from M&K and significantly cut down his screentime while also making his character growth actually more significant than the stuff we got.
An easy way would be to have him read stuff in the background with the media format changing in parallel to his growth. A shot of him with a comic book about a famous war, then war for dummies and finally a thick book ominously titled War: A History.
Adam and Yatsuhashi are going to go full fucking samurai. The suicidal, violent Hagakure and Five Rings samurai and Ironwood will be straight out of the Black Company.
I will also be chiming in on the choreography.
>>78229846
no
I need them to feel tall
>>78229956
That would be at least six seasons' worth of backstory right there.How can Oobleck be so smug?
>>78229922
>Writers from /rwbyg/
>Better writers
>>78230004He jerked off into Ozpin's coffee
>>78229922
>cantstopmenowcauseimhavingagoodtime
>>78229844
More Schneecest
>>78229958
>Animated Heist episode
Fund it
>>78229990
>Gamma
>>78230004
What I want to know is what did Fox witness.
>>78229871
>Kill off all of CFVY
Why though?
>>78229990
or at least make the world think she is dead, until she can control the beast with in her!
>>78230035
I'm sure he saw nothing.
>>78229844
Let them run amok with whatever they have planned for RWBY.
I'll only meddle with the lore so I can make a spin-off series in the same vein as the Blood Gulch Chronicles, only with hunters.
Not seen or heard anything from the RWBY Japanese dub.
Little help? You could even put some webms of it up in the /co/ thread on /wsg/.
>>78230038
>Why kill off the useless team that only exists because Tumblr fell in love with a one off throwaway character
>>78230017
why is Ozpin so small?
>>78230076
WoG says that it's his semblance.
>>78229844
>Glynda doesn't have the power to fix things since semblance is Telekinesis as well no longer having glyphs.
>Actually try and make a good SSSN vs NDGO fight.
>Tease and then brutally destroy every ship
Who is best A.I and why is it Delta?
>>78230072
yeah, let's just kill all the useless non-protagonist teams and just forget that Beacon is actually an academy housing someone other than the main cast.
>>78230059
the BD rips are on nyaa, you know.
>>78228704
>not Barb damnit Yang
you tried
>>78228723
>>78230076
Someone pointed out that at the end there, Weiss, Blake, and Yang had their eyes closed, while Ruby's were still open...I'd like to think that this would mean that those three have given up, while Ruby (having an innocent outlook) still has hope. Also, whatever problem Qrow has with Winter, I hope it doesn't include Weiss. He doesn't know Weiss like Ruby does.
>>78230072
You don't have to kill them just don't make them show up anymore
>>78230085
so is being able to talk predator
>>78228230
I didn't think it would be even funnier in reverse.
>>78230125
Gotta make the Grimm a threat somehow.
>>78228816
>>78228803
>>78228839
>>78230072
>Wanting to kill them just because you hate velvet
>>78230110
Beacon houses the main cast? I thought it housed Jaune's ego
>>78229958
I'd watch it
>>78230144
Make new Grimm instead of reusing the same 3-4
>>78230165
Sacrifices have to be made.
>>78230162
what can stop tiny Pennies?
>>78230167
No it housesRWBYgandTumblersdelusions
>>78230022
Wow, my first ever smut that I wrote, how shitty
>>78230180
>Sacrifices
>>78230169
somehas the comic made from the real models of Neptune saying he is the fat boy?
Is it just me or is Ruby and Yang's uncle Qrow like really really hot? Like he doesn't even seem that much older than them. If they were seventeen or eighteen he would be like twenty five
>>78230091
>Glynda doesn't have the power to fix things
This is literally where all my hatred for the character stems from.
>>78230212
>Implying that CFY isn't upper-mid tier
>A story that focuses on the four protagonists, eliminates useless side characters and arcs, and employs the promised feminism, queer representation, and ideology that RWBY had originally promised.
Wow.
I almost want to read this.
>>78230182
Being /GRWBY/
>>78229844
>Nobody dies
>Somehow make every villain do bad because they have to, not some tragic backstory.
>continue fleshing out characters per volume with it connecting all to the main title cast until the final volumes which focus on team RWBY itself and how they've grown.
>Not leave too much plot points in the dark and maybe speed the pace up a bit so audiences don't say "that's it?" per episode.
>More over the top fight scenes, even for side characters.
>Give most ships closure
>Once it has ended, advise not to make any pre/sequels but instead do spin-offs
> And most importantly, ask tokeep Poser 98 for the aesthetics
>>78230022
MY DICK IS HARD LIKE DIAMONDS
>>78229139
It has, actually. One of the teams on the OC Team Roster that one guy made is from there - team SPQR, I think?
We don't talk about the other team /tg/ made.
>>78230182
Get Ruby and I guess Robocop?
>>78230306
>Somehow make every villain do bad because they have to, not some tragic backstory.
Er, if you have to commit acts of terrorism and potentially endanger an entire kingdom I think it's safe to say that whatever forces you to do that counts as a "tragic" backstory.
If the characters are evil just because they want to that's terrible writing most of the time. If they're forced to do things then that's inevitably more or less tragic.
>>78230337
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4185369
Just putting this out there.
>>78230398
Tragic back stories tend to side on avenging something lost or taken.
>Oppressed or family killed so path of revenge
Doing it because they have to is more like they see a bigger threat and is willing trying to stop it.
>See the bigger picture and try to amass a power to stop it
>>78230306
So all the villains are Dr. Insanos?
Not that I don't like it
>>78230431
whoever drew that needs to learn how to not draw manface
>>78230537
Is it really that bad? Seems okay to me.
>>78230575
no I'm exaggerating but it's enough off to be immediately noticeable. it bothers me
>>78229844
>All ships are sunk
>Alternatively: Only partner ships become canon (White rose,Bumblebee,Arkos,Renora etc)
>Episodes are now 20mins long
>All the students from abroad leave. Only Penny is allowed to stay.
>Blake and Weiss' issues wouldn't be resolved in a weekend
>There would be at least one fight scene between them
>Velvet would be the catalyst for Blake admitting that she's a faunus to RWY instead of Sun
>>78230588
Women can have broad jaws too and still look beautiful.
>>78230537
must have used her a template
>>78230306
Ayyyyyyyyyy
>>78230631
Hmm?
>>78230625
>>78230431
>Monochrome
You just fucking killed my boner
RUBY WAS AN INSIDE JOB
>>78230643
I learned two things today, mobile 4chan sucks ass, and ginger + watermelon = vomit.
>>78230691
MONTY'S DEATH WAS PLANNED
>>78230694
Root beer and milk makes me puke
>>78230691
7/11 was a part time job.
Amber is sleeping beauty, right?
>>78230711
DUST CAN"T MELT STEEL BEAMS
>>78230675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=typm3_PXnaA
might be canon yo
>>78230721
I laughed.
I laughed so hard.
>>78230711
YANG DID 9/11
>>78230613
>renora
guys, we went over this! ren and nora are FLOWER POWER.
>>78230737
Sure, and all Pyrrha has to do to take her Aura is kiss her while Ozpin, Ironwood, Qrow and Glynda watch.
>>78230737
Amber is your mom's fat cunt come to life
>>78230752
I want Kara to fall on meand have her way with me..
>>78230752
>They've also said Bumblebee
>And mentioned Ladybug as well
>Not too mention BlackSun
>>78230752
>"MONOCHROME"
Man, Miles has a reaction time.
I wonder if he trained it.
Someone prepared a slideshow of shipping pictures and he has to say the ship names as fast as possible.
>>78230675
>>monochrome
I thought "checkmate" was already the canon name for it
>>78230776
>They all snicker at the background
>Ironwood got his hand replaced by a camera for this moment
>Pyrrha goes to do it
> It didn't work....
>Qrow says to "use more tongue!" in his drunken
>Glynda says to take their clothes off
> everybody just stares at Glynda
>Ozpin breaks the silence saying "What the fuck, Glyn."
>>78230137
What's he saying to predator?
I WANT TO BREAK RUBES HEART
>>78230869
For the move, yes.
They also call White Rose "Candy Cane".
>>78230752
I cannot stop me from getting a manly boner of manliness when seeing and hearing Haddock.
Now, I'm not gay!
I'm just saying, if things happen, and he would be part of those things, I wouldn't refuse certain things.
>>78230860
I think miles has a RWBY fetish
>>78230906
Careful there, she's got a crazy sister who would break your legsor worse
>>78230882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd-BTk3Qk_4
>>78230943
>Implying the other girl isn't Yang
>>78230906
What kind of fucking monster are you?
>>78230915
I thought that was iceflower.
>>78230975
The combo name, yes.
They also call Monochrome "Checkmate".
>>78230860
Black and Weiss have two ship names: Monochrome and Checkmate
Though Sun and Blake have three because it gets confusing when searching it up on tumbr: BlackSun, Eclipse, and Wudonna
>>78230906
>>78231000
>Wudonna
you can't be serious
>>78231000
The fuck is that last one ?
>>78231014
WUDONNA CLAN AINT NOTHING TO FUCK WITH
>>78231024
Probably from Wukong.
>>78230939
"Ey Miles, wanna grab some lunch after finishing todays Mocap session?"
"Nah I'm... getting some "alone time" to get the dialogue for the next episode done."
"Alright, hit me up with the texts and I'll notify the cast."
"Will do."
He then makes his way to his office, closes all shutters, locks the door and takes the RUby-costume out of its hiding place.
He puts on the RWBY playlist, puts on the costume, sighs heavily and masturbates furiously while he's writing the dialogue.
>>78230906
Anyone have the pic of Ruby getting stood up
>>78231038
I GOTTA FAUNUS ARMY, AND YOU CANT HARM ME.
WHO DO YOU VOODOO BITCH ?
>>78231044
He and Arryn once fucked while she wore her Blake outfit.
>>78230958
but what does that mean!?
>>78231043
Oh I see it now.
>>78231075
That game was pure concentrated shit.
Damn near half a year to go six episodes and then a month long hiatus. Damn it, RT.
>>78231059
no more hurting the rubes!
>>78231095
He probably asks if the predator knows what a scrublord is.
>>78230906
I shall kill you where you stand.
>>78231112
you owe me a new keyboard
>>78228723
Wh-Why?
>>78231119
I shall stand you where you kill
What's good RWBYg?
>>78228401
good for my taste thanks for this
when is taiyang gonna show up? hopefully he shows up not a cardboard or a paper
>>78231014
>>78231024
The Wudonna name is mostly just used to so that people can find the damn ship because searching Blacksun or Eclipse brings out pictures of actual eclipses
>>78231093
I don't know much about Miles, and what little I do know isn't too flattering, but fuck man, he saw the opportunity and took it. I can respect that. I mean, wouldn't you fuck your waifu's va dressed as your waifu ?
>>78231143
Ozpin trying to find out what a scrublord is
>>78231143
OCTAVIAN COMFIRMED FOR HAVING A BODY PILLOW his waifu and talking to it as if she were real
>>78231143
Christmass. Christmass is always good.
>>78231139
Does that mean you're going to carry me? Jolly good, I am ever so tired of walking.
>>78231179
>implying this isnt common knowledge
My girlfriend is pissed I bring it to dinner.
>>78228540
I am sorry but I am new here so I gotta ask:
What exactly is fluff?
>>78231106
Most things I know are going into hiatus around Christmas I think.
>>78231217
Have some class Octopus.
>>78231110
More hurting the Rubes
>>78231217
pictures?
>>78231244
Stories that are about cute/happy situations.
>>78231179
>no bulges
>>78231196
Hop on my back,anon!
Because...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lsfhADiaP5E
>>78231264
Oh, thanks a lot!
Time to read everything marked as fluff ever.
>>78231251
Do I seem like a classy man to you?
>>78231256
No. No more hurting the Rubes.
>>78231287
Here is some more
>>78231217
That reminds me, did you see the greentext I made about Neptune yet ?
Are Blaine and Zach roommates?
I'm feeling a little peckish, does anyone have the monstrosity?
>>78231288
You don't even seem like a man to me.
Snake fucker.
>>78231295
have a vary happy Rubes
>>78231306
No.
Don't bully the new guy.
>>78231256
>Ruby naked in a forest in the middle of winter
How'd that happen?
>>78231326
C'mon, he has the right to know about 'Game Night!"
>>78231283
>Hops on Thatcher's back.
>>78231359
Just like the jews had the right to know about gas chambers.
>>78231346
Mistakes were made
So I'm writing a greentext in which Anon meets Adam.
For some fucking reason my autocorrect changed "Adam" to "Alfredo", and now I can't stop laughing.
>>78231392
Blake x Alfredo is my favorite ship.
>>78231392
>My name is Alfredo Sauce.
>It used to be Adam Taurus.
>Things changed. Tequila was involved.
>>78231379
>What's our hyper combo again?
>>78231434
>I don't know I thought you memoriesed it.
>>78225832
Atlas has robots to do everything why would they care about race
I'd bet Vacuo is probably the racist ones because they're poor and live in a shitty desert
Probably why sun left
>>78231143
I drew you a gift!
>>78230169
>>78231392
Alfredo used to be socially awkward. Literally spaghetti. Then he changed his name, hair/clothes, and decided to create the join the White Fang in order to destroy the evidence.
Being a terrorist who fights against humanity is just the byproduct.
>>78231297
Nope, not yet!
>>78231507
>Literally spaghetti
kek
>>78231316
>Fucking Snake
Yes please
>>78231164
>The Bun
Oh boy I would.
Oh boy, oh boy.
Thanks for that fantasy, asshole. As if I didn't have enough.
>>78231491
>age 7
>not "do you like this circle yes or no"
It's like you've never even been around kids, even as a kid.
>>78231346
>>78231386
Kinky Christmas Eve sex
>>78231217
Eh, at least she doesn't eat much since she'sstuffed.
>>78231545
Hey man, don't feel too bad.
I mean, it's not like she's going to dress up as a quesadilla for Jack.
>>78231507
"What about the crew"?
>Shit shit shit there were people here oh god I can't take the words back now can I gotta look cool
"What about them?"
>Perfect. Calm, cool, collected, everything under control. No pasta anywhere
...
"Goodbye"
>Fuck.
>>78231551
It was a lonely upbringing, anon.
>>78231556
boo
>>78231471
>I got it!
>ANON CANNON
>>78231545
>The Bun
don't be that guy
>>78231545
Caiti is so damn cute. Jack's a lucky guy.
She'd be a perfect Velvet.
>>78231594
>It's crazy enough to work.
>Do it.
>>78231274
>Liking dick girls
>>78231571
> "Let me handle them..."
> "They will follow where I lead..."
> "I got it covered..."
> "They'll listen to me...
> "Yeah, that's a good one, I'll use that."
>>78231639
>not liking dick girls
are you gay or what?
>>78231639
>Not liking dick girls
What are you, gay?
>>78231649
>>78231657
Liking dicks are gay dude
>>78227439
Team Fortress 2
Improved 10 fold. With more hats.
>>78231639
Where do you think we are?
>>78231642
Adam/Alfredo spending ages trying to decide what he's going to say
It's why he doesn't talk all that often, he's just deciding what to say
>>78231668
You sound like a fag.
>>78231274
don't you DARE post alice with your fucking bulge fetish, you do not have permission to disgrace her like that.
>>78231612
>Here's this general's best!
>>78231668
Not if it's on a girl you gay boy
>>78231668
Anon, I don't like futa either, but you're opening up a really gross can of dick-worms.
>>78231668
>>78231689
>implying futa alice isn't one of my many waifus
>>78231693
>And so all other threads were obliterated through the use of the anon-force.
>Perfect Victory.
>>78231744
>having multiple waifus
>>78231711
he's technically right though, it's in the definition.
traps/dickgirls have a male sex but a female gender
homosexuality is attraction to the same sex, not the same gender
so whether you like male or female form is a different question entirely. if you like dicks though, that means you like the same sex, which is gay by definition.
im just saiyan
>>78231680
I imagine that voice of his being only a facade, when he feels alone and unwatched, he speaks with a Mario-style italien accent.
MAMA MIA
>>78231248
I'm just saying I might be less perturbed it it was episode 8.
>>78231751
>Hyper
>Combo
>K.O!What's your win pose?
>less then a week into they hiatus, /RWBYg/ is arguing about dick girls.
>>78231649
>>78231657
>>78231668
>>78231682
>>78231698
>>78231711
>>78231720
>>78231851
It's a pretty common conversation.
>>78231786
liking traps or dickgirls still isn't gay you incompetent fuckheadIt's bi, since we're all attracted to the female sex too
>>78231832
crying into a body pillow
>>78231786
> Tell people they're about to start a shutstorm over something that's really easily ignorable.
>"Ackshully I'm totally justified in starting this shitstorm."
I tried, guys.
>>78229844
I would focus on a different teams for each cities. One team each for Vale, Mistral, Vacuo, and Atlas.
So one team a season. Then War would break out again. With giant robots.
>>78231868
Nah its pretty fucking gay, and this is coming from a bi dude.
>>78231832
>Imagine if you will a glorious Golden God sitting atop a throne of slightly less glorious God's that don't look anywhere near as handsome.
>I ask you to imagine becuase I got a new PC today and haven't transferred my memory over just yet.
>>78231862
>he actually devoted math to his fetish
>>78231897
>bi dude.
lol your gay
>>78231897
>bi dude
Snabbers don't count tho
>>78231517
Oi. You're in for a surprise.
>>78231862
dick + dick = gay
>>78231934
Eh, I once got bored and figured out how long it'd take Neo to produce enough breastmilk to make and ice cream cake that she could jump out of.About 3 - 4 weeks.
>>78231888
Do you want this drawn?
It seems like a good idea
Not at home right now though.
So, if you control fire you're a pyrokinetic, if energy you're a dynakinetic and if earth, you're a geokinetic.
What if you control Dust?
>>78231774
>stopping yourself from getting the harem end
>>78231897
>bi dude
so who's your RWBY husbando
>>78231897
>this is coming from a bi dude.So Octavian x Thatcher can actually be a thing?
>>78232014
A winner.
>>78232014
Dust is mined from the earth, so it'd be a specific geokinesis too?
>>78232014
Swifter
>>78232002
Why would you ever, possibly, for any purpose, need to know that?
>>78232035
Practically everything comes from the earth from plants to metal.
>>78232026
>asking Octavian who his husbando is
>>78232026
Nigga do you even need to ask that? Neptune!
>>78232014
>>78232011
go for it
also Venom's winning quote becomes more funny when he's teamed with Spider-Man
>>78232030
But Thatch is a tsun cutie who has sleeping problems.
Too pure for Octy.
Doesn't even participate on the lewd stuff in this general.
>>78232014
What's greek for Dust?
>>78231996
Post it fampai
>>78232030
>implying it isn't already
>>78232035
but it's crystalline isn't it? so maybe that's a different term.
>>78232071
Being a milkfag and not wanting to do my homework?
>>78232105
skoni
>>78231571
>he wears the mask to hide his constantly worried expression
>Whoa whoa, no one said there'd be robots!
>No, stop! Stay calm. Say something cool.
"Looks like we're gonna be doing this the hard way."
>I made sure to say "we." Phew, now she has to help.
"Don't be so dramatic."
>HOLY SHIT! DOES SHE KNOW?!
>>78232030
Thatcher says no, and I'm already taken, sorry to disappoint anon.
>>78232095
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Are you an idiot?
>>78232164
>>78232167
This reminds me of that one romcom anime
>>78232158
That's modern greek. You want ancient greek when it comes to stuff like this.
Source: Classics Major
>>78232105
Konis, that'd make it konikinetic.
Dynakinetic comes from Dunamis which is pretty similar, it'd probably make grammatical sense.
The Latin word would be "pulverem" and that doesn't seem like it'd fit.
>>78232119
I was being satirical, you'll hate it. Also this was a request I might add.
>Mistakes were made
>Like you fucked up big time Neptune.
>It all started with a simple nighttime stroll through Beacon.
>What you didn't prepare for was the Coma Girl and soul transfer machine in the basement.
>Well on the plus side, you're now a cute girl who can stare at herself in the mirror naked.
>So here you are, desperately knocking at your team's door, who refuses to let some "Neptune Fangirl" into their dorm.
>Technically it's only Sun, your best friend.
>Everyone else seems to gone....
>"I swear, it's me Bro ! Let me in !"
>"Listen here, you look like Neptune, but the Neptune I know has a dick."
>"There was this weird machine under-"
>"What is this ? X-Ray and Vav ?"
>"It's true I swear !"
>.......
>Oh shit, he fucked off.
>Uhh...think Neptune...
>"I'll suck your dick !"
>Wait, the fuck are you thinking ? You're the straightest guy ever, you can't suck dicks !
>>78232197
>Source: NEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
fixed that for you fampai
>>78232208
Yup. That would be right.
>>78229844
>More focus on team RWBY as well as other teams we've seen before
>RB go to the 2v2 against FN
>Qrow talks more about STRQ
>More disguised Neo
>Jaune is more competent
>Raven
>Little focus on Junior and the Malachite Twins as minor villians
That's all I got, really
>>78232237
>But then a frightening thought pops in your mind.
>You're not a dude anymore. Neptune the guy was the straightest, but what about Femtune ?
>Is she the straightest chick ever ?
>Are you still straight ?
>You're not gay, right ?
>I mean, if you're a straight girl, you'd suck Sun's dick ? Because you're straight. Right ?
>The door opens, revealing a very skeptical Sun
>"Look, if you're that desperate to get in, I can just let you-"
>You start to undo his belt, you gotta suck cock in order to prove your straightness.
>You hastily free his penis from his pants and take a few experimental strokes
>It feels good in your hands. Like it always was meant to be there.
>Ignoring his flustered half-attempts to stop you, you drop to your knees.
>You lick his cockhead, curious how it tastes.
>Delicious. You fall in love with the taste.
>Maybe this is why you could never pick up chicks, you craved cock all along.
>You place your lips on it and start bobbing up and down, occasionally slowing down in order draw out another moan from Sun.
>He grabs your head, running his hands through your hair, he starts to ram his dick down your throat.
>You gag once, but after the second time, you start enjoy it. Being used like this.
>He pulls out just in time, cumming all over your face and clothes.
>You enjoy sucking cock now....
>In a straight way, you mean.
>>78232246
Konikinetic it is, then.
>>78232242
It's got me in bed with like 14 different European women. So, yeah. Nerd.
It's 2015 BTW. That really isn't an insult anymore.
>>78229342
>>78232197
We /sci/ now?
>>78232291
Sorry, all shitposting looks the same to me.
>>78232237
>>78232259
>>78232305
That's because all we do is shitpost.
>>78227439
>grant Morrison
superhero expy teams, mind fucks and noblebright are go!
>>78232250
>>Little focus on Junior and the Malachite Twins as minor villians
Junior is gonna be with them right?
>>78232330
That story fucking sucked
>>78232237
>>78232259
Everyone now realizes that they just read a fanfic about Kerry blowing Michael.
Literally gayer than dick girls
>Finally watched latest episode
>RWBY did a cliffhanger that I wasn't expecting
Though I'm expecting it to be resolved within 5 minutes of the new year's episode.
>>78232438
no anon, Neptune and Sun are real characters that will live on even after their voice actors are dead. they're fictional, but alive.
>>78232420
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>78232438
All part of my master plan
>>78232456
I'm still hoping for Raven to step in sooner or later
>>78232379
Yes of course
>>78232438
Its amazing how thin Kerry used to be.
>>78232461
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>78232501
You're cool in my book
>>78232055
nice dubs
>>78232456
that's under the assumption everyone asks questions like:
>Why would this girl who helped stop a known criminal and town from being invaded by grimm randomly punch this guy who was her acquaintance the leg after he lost for no reason?
>Especially after her previous match involved being constantly insulted and she ended up liking said person at the end?
>Hey, what's Mercury's semblance?
>>78232142
How big a cake we talking here? Custard base or milk only? Share with the class (and a fellow baker)
So when is the new RWBY live stream. I heard it was this Saturday and if so what time.
>>78232589
his semblance is the wind things though
>>78232589
1) Because she's a berserker. She obvious has anger management problems, I heard she fucked up this one club just for shits and giggles.
2) Uh, liking her? She didn't say a word to her.
3) Did you not see the kick tornado he cooked up?
>>78232438
This guy is supposed to be Kerry right?
>>78232748
why does he look like he's holding in a fart?
Vader is Luke's father
>>78232762
With how shitty Kerry's diet must be I would assume so.
>>78232763
Why doesn't yang love me!
>>78232593
>Fellow baker
I wish. I'm too imprecise to be very good at baking.
I think I was pretty hamfisted with it. My "notes" are back at my desk in school. But I think I just looked up the recipe for a generic ice cream cake, found out how big the cakes that people jump out of are (ice cream cake is really a bad type of cake to jump out of though), multiplied the recipe to fit that size, found out how much ice cream would be in the cake, and found out how much milk would be in that ice cream. Then, I looked up the average amount of milk a person of Neo's size might produce when lactating per day, and ta da.
Wow, I need a hobby.
>>78232843
Yo ain't got not Bellabooty.
>>78232862
Soup have you ever considered taking up a self defense clas
Is the OC teams recording anon here right now?
>>78232910
I have. I'd just need the time and the money. I've actually got plenty of hobbies, but I can procrastinate like a goddamn pro.
Self-defense is a really useful skill, even just for the discipline it commands. I sometimes don't really think I have the aggression to really give it my all though.
Just enjoying a delicious slice of chili con carne pizza, made me think:
What would the RWBY cast's favorite pizza be?
Something tells me Yang likes it extra spicy, extra hot and probably extra burned.Bonus points for not using animal jokes for the Faunus
>>78232988
We know that Blake loves tuna, so that's a given
Ruby is a "just throw everything on there" kinda person. Pizza is pizza.
Weiss... no idea. Probably something vegetarian.
>>78232988
Team JNPR
>>78228786
Well at least we get actual lore.
>>78233017
How exactly?
>>78233012
Weiss is probably a health nut or at least health conscious, tried to get her noodle bowl with low sodium.
>>78232988
>Nora makes those weird dessert pizzas using pancakes as the crust, syrup as the sauce, and various types of candy as the toppings
>Jaune's a man with plain tastes - New York style, extra cheese, nothing fancy
>Phyrra eats it Neapolita- I mean Mistrali style. Claims this to be the "real pizza"
>Ren could not be reached for comment.
>Blake prefers deep dish, lots of mushrooms/peppers/onions, very little meat if any
>Ruby prefers mini-pizzas topped with pepperoni and a little extra cheese that she caneat like a plate of cookies
>implying Weiss eats pizza
>Sun eats his withpineapple
Behold, entirely baseless speculation.
Anyone watched this movie?
>>78233012
Weiss gets some high-end white pizza with ricotta and a lil spinach.
Yum.
>>78233090
End of RWBYgellion?
>>78232953
BECAUSE IT KILLING ME HAHAHAHAH
>>78233086
I feel like Phyyra would be more of a Supreme Pizza person actually.
>>78233109
Get into the fucking Paladin, Roman.
Did friendbro who was ripping the subs from yt and applying them to the jp BD finish?
>>78233109
I don't know Japanese so...
>>78233130
>>78233109
Better than Malachite Magica: RWBellYion.
>>78233086
But anon, how can you make a pizza without a base?
>>78233042
>Almost entirely bland but there's some meat I guess.
>>78233086
who would be the most likely to eat a typical chicago-style hotdog with all the toppings? what about philly cheesesteak, who would have theirs with grilled onions mozzarella and who would have theirs with cheeze whiz? what kind of burgers? american or mexican tacos? steak preferences?
there's so much to explore
>>78233153
>Roman as Shinji
>Neo as Rei
>Emerald as Asuka
>Cinder as Gendo
>RWBY and JNPR as SEELE
>>78233185
forgot reference picture
>>78233185
>A cheesesteak
>With cheese whiz.
Get out of my city.
>>78233130
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART NEO!
>>78233090
>>78233109
I know, I know I've let you down
>>78233185
>not having your cheesesteak with provolone
That sounds like something Jaune would do.
>>78233233
I don't think it should even be called a cheesesteak either, but there's lots of people that swear by it. if you have an issue with it, go hunt THEM down because they're already there and have been for decades.
seriously though I'm all the way on the other coast.
>>78233042
Cause half of the team wants the other half's hot sausage
>>78232911
Will have breakfast soon but yes, I'm here. I even have a name so you know who to look for.
>>78233254
...Provolone's acceptable if it's a pizza steak or something.
>>78233276
>I'm all the way on the other coast
You're lucky, punk!
>>78233280
Not them but is the info posted someplace?
>>78233233
Sun is from Jersey/Vacuo, so he might enjoy a good steak.Pats or Gino's?
>>78233328
>spoiler
Son. You don't even realize the war you're sparking here. Families have broken apart over this essential question.
>>78233109
Now I sort of just want a scene of Jaune chocking Weiss who's just lying on her back while half a giant rube face stares.
>>78233292
>You're lucky, punk!
not really, this area has tons of methheads and fat poor mexicans. if anything the food is the highlight of the area, because we get not only trashy white food and authentic mexican food but also a mixture of asian stuff. also food trucks out here too for weird shit. forbes thinks its one of the coolest places in america which is honestly pretty stupid (crime, poverty, poor education, unemployment, illegals everywhere) but I won't disagree with the part about the food scene.
>>78233328Pat's every time.
>>78233328
Pat's and Gino's are tourist traps! Literally anywhere else in South Philly will get you a better steak without a bunch of idiots standing around taking selfies with their overpriced sandwiches.
>>78233365
Tourists go to Philly? Why? Do they want to experience getting mugged by an entirely different class of asshole?
>>78233365
Webm related, even if it's true.
>>78233307
In my notepad file.
Also in Pastebin.http://pastebin.com/tWWarzWV
>>78233388
Those places crack me up. "Ha ha! Look how Philly I am! I got it 'wit' onions and they yelled at me through the window!"
>>78233385
> From Florida
You're lucky I don't have the stopped_reading_there.png on my phone.
>>78233280
Fuck, I just went to bed. I'm pretty much done with SSSZ now. Will pastebin it when I'm awake again.
>>78233385
>>78233385
Same reasons tourists visit San Franshithole- they think it's the super fun wonderland they see on t.v.
Looking for a specific writefag that had Ruby keep getting pregnant and it being Yang's fault, it was like two parts, can anyone give me a hand?
>>78233501
This the one?
>>78233501
>>78233514
>>78233515
>1 sec apart
>>78233515
>>78233514
Thank you very much!
>>78233514
>>78233515
>>78233541
>>78233554
>mine was first
>>78233573
>>78233573
>>78233573
New Thread
>>78228786
No, now the entire season is World of Remnant shorts about Ozpin's dick
>>78233514
>>78233515
Oh shit not this again
>>78230091
I am still salty about how that fight played out.
>>78230800
Don't we all.
>>78233090
Punch drinker?
FINALS ARE DONE! WHAT KINDA PYRRHA ART DO YOU FUCKS WANT?
>>78234007
Casual pls