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>not wearing surgical gloves when you read comics what's

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>not wearing surgical gloves when you read comics

what's your excuse /co/
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>>78221331
Ah shit, I'm not mentally ill, would you look at that.
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>>78221331
i'm allergic to latex
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>>78221331
How's that suicide you're working on?
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>>78221331
How would I masturbate at the same time?
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>>78221379
With lube and the finger in your butt.
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>>78221331
It's a comic book, it's supposed to be read.
That's like having gold jewelry locked up in a safe instead of wearing it on you.
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you turn the page, you wash your hands.

turn the page, wash your hands

turn the page...
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>>78221331
But I do to maintain their 9.6 Near Mint Condition
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>implying that the horribly written capeshit you read is worth preserving
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>>78221331
I'm not a licensed surgeon
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>buy physical copy
>place in vacuum sealed triple coded vault
>some with semen recognition
>pirate the digital copy
>after I place the physical copy with its protective sleeve I can read the comic on my ereader with my now cummy hands
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>>78221421
>buying 9.6 in the first place
>not spending hours going through every available copy to find that perfect 9.8
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Wearing surgical gloves when reading comics is like wearing condoms during sex. It just isn't right
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>>78221540
This attitude is why we have so many shit events and spin-offs off shit like Bendis' Guardians. I once forgot to wash my hands and wear my gloves, read a bunch of Batman Inc and voila. Fucking Batwing spin-off by Judd Winick. "Never again."
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>>78221569
But Winnick's BW was breddy gud
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I don't read comics desu
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Just wash and dry your hands before handling them, pleb. The idea is to not have any oils from your skin degrade your comics.
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I actually never take my comics out the packaging and instead sit down in my recliner and imagine what the story is about while looking at the cover. The I go put it up somewhere where i'll never look for it, so when I find it again I can be surprised and sit in my recliner and do the same thing.

It's quite simple and very thought inducing.
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>>78221342
Surgical gloves aren't made of latex
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I read on my tablet
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>>78221975
>Electronic comics

I hope you make a mistake and kill yourself one day.
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It doesn't stop me from miserly scratching my head or running my hands through my hair which is what causes all the afro sheen grease spots on my books.
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>>78221998
I'm terminally ill
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>>78221418
You beat me to it you faggot.
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