>"Oh, so that's why everyone's miserable when they hug me. It's because they've entered my no-joy field, and-" "Yeah. I'm sure that's the reason."
to be frank the comic has been crap since he broke up with his last girlfriend for reasons that were dumb even by webcomic standards, I think Real Ronnie is running out of ideas and should end the comic before it becomes truly bad
>He certainly doesn't bring joy to McDonald's employees
That's just their job. Seeing the fat bearded nerd waddle up to the counter to order another dose of Mcnuggets and the betting pool they have on his eventual death are the best moments of their day.
Fine. But he doesnt' bring joy to this guy.
he's just shocked that the legends are true. come five minutes from now he and the other employees will watch in awe as the eternal black hole of Ronnies stomach swallows their entire nugg supply
What? The McDonald employees all love Ronnie. They made a fucking Pilgrim Mascot Costume of him for Halloween
Also, I think it's more like the Ronnie Joy radiates out to the entire world in small doses. Everyone's slightly happier because Ronnie exists, even if they don't know it.
>tfw Ronnie made a joke about me without realizing it
No, seriously, I actually do have the knack to make others happy on a regular basis but I'm never really happy myself. I just do my best to be a good person, you know?
Well, thank you Santa I guess but you should probably do something about the Nightmare Magic Ronnie produces whenever he's sick. You know who and what I'm talking about. Do not summon it.
>That is pretty much everyone that suffers with depression.
This was pretty much my friend who committed suicide the other month. He was- in all honesty- the nicest, most giving, and most self-sacrificing person I had ever met.
I work at a Mickey D's.
WE HAVE LIKE TWELVE BOXES FULL OF NUGGETS.
WE ONLY HAVE SIX FRYERS AND TWO OF THOSE ARE TAKEN UP BY FILETS AND FUCKING HASHBROWNS
GODDAMNIT RONNIE. STOP IT! TRUCK DOESN'T COME UNTIL NEXT WEEK!