>"Oh, so that's why everyone's miserable when

>>78219087
>I bring joy to billions of people
This new canon doesn't fit with the rest of the comic at all. He certainly doesn't bring joy to McDonald's employees.

>>78219108
They were pretty upset when he couldn't join them for Thanksgiving that one time

>>78219108
Isn't he the reason they still have jobs?

>>78219119
No, that's the other costumers. He's the reason they suddenly go out of nugget stock in an hour.

>>78219117
DEEPEST LORE

>>78219108
Bull-shit they went out of their way to make him a mcnugget turkey on thanksgivin

>>78219108
to be frank the comic has been crap since he broke up with his last girlfriend for reasons that were dumb even by webcomic standards, I think Real Ronnie is running out of ideas and should end the comic before it becomes truly bad

>>78219108

Well, it's certainly not billions, but I assumed he meant his readers.

>>78219108
>He certainly doesn't bring joy to McDonald's employees
That's just their job. Seeing the fat bearded nerd waddle up to the counter to order another dose of Mcnuggets and the betting pool they have on his eventual death are the best moments of their day.

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>>78219141
>>78219117
Fine. But he doesnt' bring joy to this guy.

>>78219221
If he was black would they call him el chupaniggra?

>>78219221
he's just shocked that the legends are true. come five minutes from now he and the other employees will watch in awe as the eternal black hole of Ronnies stomach swallows their entire nugg supply

>>78219234
That was funny

>>78219234
probably not because that doesn't work nugget in, it just sounds like a black demon

>>78219108

What? The McDonald employees all love Ronnie. They made a fucking Pilgrim Mascot Costume of him for Halloween


Also, I think it's more like the Ronnie Joy radiates out to the entire world in small doses. Everyone's slightly happier because Ronnie exists, even if they don't know it.

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>>78219436

>post yfw you remember you're not Ronald Filyaw

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>>78219501
>tfw you have joy you dont realize

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>>78219157
Care to expand upon that?

>>78219234

>the niggra sucker

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>>78219087
>tfw Ronnie made a joke about me without realizing it

No, seriously, I actually do have the knack to make others happy on a regular basis but I'm never really happy myself. I just do my best to be a good person, you know?

>>78220345
That is pretty much everyone that suffers with depression.

>>78219221
>Chuppanuggra
Wait, Ronnie sucks nuggets?

>>78220687
Nonono, Ronnie's spanish is just bad
it was meant to be ballsucker, but he wanted to be funny by comparing balls to nuggets

>>78219087

Well, that's a grim way to start the morning.

Well now I can't stop seeing panel 3 as a bloodshot eye.

>>78222267
I see it as a picture of Ronnie conception.

>>78219087
Well, thank you Santa I guess but you should probably do something about the Nightmare Magic Ronnie produces whenever he's sick. You know who and what I'm talking about. Do not summon it.

>>78220361
>That is pretty much everyone that suffers with depression.

This was pretty much my friend who committed suicide the other month. He was- in all honesty- the nicest, most giving, and most self-sacrificing person I had ever met.

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>>78219221
>Evacuate the children.

Every time

>>78224281
Its a timeless classic.

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>>78219221
>his face when

>>78219157
Everyone was saying it was crap when he GOT a gf. And for it to be better, the relationship would have to end.

>>78224209
Same with Robin Williams.

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>>78225906
>Burger King

>>78225906

You can only get one order of ten per person this time, at least at the burger king i go to.

It's horseshit.

>>78225906
These
>>78226738
>>78225970

IMO, Burger King has better fries, but their nuggets are shit

>>78226824

Eh, they're serviceable. I do like McD's nuggets better though, along with most of their food.

Damnit, anon, now I'm hungry.

>>78225906
Wait, I was just going to burger king to get a surge slushie. Is that still a thing?

>>78225906
God damn, American fast food is so cheap. A 6 pack of nuggets in NZ is like $5 or something ridiculous.

>>78219130
I work at a Mickey D's.

WE HAVE LIKE TWELVE BOXES FULL OF NUGGETS.

WE ONLY HAVE SIX FRYERS AND TWO OF THOSE ARE TAKEN UP BY FILETS AND FUCKING HASHBROWNS

GODDAMNIT RONNIE. STOP IT! TRUCK DOESN'T COME UNTIL NEXT WEEK!

>>78219087
I want to hug ronnie.

>>78227155
yup

>>78225906

Pidgeon meat nuggets.

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>>78224209
>commits suicide
>self-sacrificing

>>78219221
>Evacuate the children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5d82ndui_s

>>78227213
We've got four fryers and one for fish; ones for potatoes are in a separate place.

>>78225906

He said he's not a very big fan of Burger King nuggz, at least in comparison to McNuggz.

>>78227179

They're normally like $3, but they regularly get the 50% off promotional price to drum up business.

>>78219119
They don't have

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>>78219221