DESTROY US ALL!
DESTROY US ALL!
DESTROY US ALL!
DESTROY US ALL!
>Nobody can fucking fap to guro, dude. They might say they do, but they're just trying to make their e-penis look bigger than yours.
Ah yes, the nostalgia boner, haven't had one of those in a while
>Concured. I would imagine that trying to fap to this would be like trying to fap to guru; you just can't make it happen.
> mfw these threads always start with that image
Nobody change this.
Mimes > Harlequins > Clowns.
>get into clown college
>major in Straight Man Studies
>get a clown dorm
>smoke clown weed with clown roommates
>one is really fat
>the other's really skinny
>foreign kid's a mime
>hit on clown girls
>go to a clown party which is like Cirque de Solei fucked a frat house
>fuck a clown girl with all the honking and cartoony sound effects you can imagine
>get clown crabs
>clown crabs throw confetti and make party noises every time I take off my boxers
did anyone watch that show when they were little, with the clown girl and her clown grandma?
it was live action and they had 'clock time' where the girl would lie on the floor and make the hands of the clock with her body
Would you, even if she doesn't talk, and this isn't actually makeup?
"Don't pull out! Don't pull out!"
"Oh, uh, okay you got it baby!"
"Give it to me! Cum inside me!"
>nine months later
"I love you so much, baby! You can do it! Just push! Push"
"IS IT CROWNING? I FEEL SOMETHING! SOMETHING'S WRONG!"
"What is...is this..."
"Looks like I'm the one that gave you the cream pie!"
Being a clown fan is suffering. There's so little porn of them in the first place, and WAY too much of it is stupid bimbofication stuff. And the little live action clown porn I've found it was almost all male clowns and normal girls.
I prefer this one. And it came first I believe.
Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
>Symbols of joy, playful mischief, silliness, humor, and innocence. They bring smiles to children everywhere.
>Clown-themed characters are almost always villains
That's some bullshit. I can think of one clown superhero and that's Jack-in-the-Box.
I want a clown superhero. A guy decides to go to clown college to get his life together, discovers he has a natural talent for acrobatics, sleight-of-hand, and clever wordplay. Loves making children happy. Becomes a clown-themed superhero so that he can fight evil and protect children with the powers of laughter, ingenuity, and resolve. Here's a guy who keeps a smile and a joke even in the darkest of times, even when all odds are against him and it seems as if there's no hope.
Then he constantly gets confused for being a supervillain anyway because he's clown-themed.
Being Crazy Eight the Super Clown is suffering.
>have sex with clown gf
>right before cumming, she takes off condom
>guess we're doing it rawdog
>blows up condom
>twists it into a balloon animal and hands it to me
>honks her nose and unicycles away while juggling
Getting sick of this shit.
>finally get clown gf to agree to a bj
>sucking like a champ. really going to town on it
>getting close, let her know
>suddenly she stops
>she's twisted my dick into a giraffe
Six hours in the emergency room. I think we should see other people.
MIMES ARE CUTE
What do you think about sugar skull girls /co/?
There's no such thing as a futa clown fetish. It's just a combination of two fetishes. Unless you're only into a mix of those two which WOULD be weird. Regardless I'll never understand why people feel bad about their fetishes.
>no face paint, red nose or colored hair
When you want to wank,
put the Playboy down,
and honk off your horn
to a clown...
Silly, provided it doesn't veer into too annoying.
I'm actually kind of drawing a blank on more then a small handful of shows that didn't do the whole 'clowns are scary' thing.
>Mfw I had finally realized these mimes were girls a few months back
Well there was the Joker's daughter but that turn out to be a bust.
play it straight and let the absurdity of the situation make it funny.
I prefer Harlequins
Just look at this fabulous fucker
I miss the times when shitty webcomic threads were carneval bombed
I wonder why she's never brought up in these threads. I don't even like clowns all that much and I like her.
I've seen Pirouette brought up in these threads before. It's just that every time it just leads to someone asking for a link to read or download it and there's never anything so there's not much to discuss.
Shit. She wasn't a casual either, she was legit circus folk with clowns for siblings and parents.
On the other hand, it wasn't smart of her to spam every social media site in existence and not expect this.
I find them to be a liability to themselves and the crew, but the same could be said of any other human on these floating death traps. Sometimes, they can be the most competent humans on the station, and that lowers my already dismal numerical approximation of my faith in humanity.
Why not both?
Why not have a clown eldritch abomination that's also lewd and affectionate towards an individual?
Owlman was much more dangerous than Batman, and he managed to stay one step ahead of him.
It took their version of the League to bring him down.
So he's not as dangerous, but much more skilled.
You're saying that they're a bunch of clowns?
There are some cool ones in fiction, but clowns in real life are all creeps.
And there are no real life sexy girl clowns. Harley Quinn cosplayers don't count because they don't actually practice clown-ery, or whatever it is that clowns do.
Hell, even when it's not porn. How many memorable clowns are there in media? Fucking Joker and Pennywise is all we get.
My third grade teacher constantly did magic tricks and was pretty much exclusively called Mrs. Bubbles, never did the whole makeup thing but that's about as close to a clown I've met in person. She was also like, 60 so that kind of makes the whole sexy clown thing moot.
Was very fit for 60 though...
Curse you for combining my fetishes!
Have and had no problem with them. Even as a kid I didn't find them scary but weird and funny like they are meant to be. Coulrophobia will always remain a mystery to me (which is of course true for all -phobiae/ -philiae/ fetishes you don't share)
And yes of course, clowngirls are HAWT!
Dear Diary, I've learned more about myself.
The Awesome Slapstick is a clown superhero who is essentially a Toon.
According to Bloodborne, yes.
You guys might like CCC. There are some clowns in it and people wear clownish clothes.
>Meet cute clown girl at nephews birthday party.
>Have a smoke while the kids are trampling each other in the bouncy castle
>Get her number. Start going out, and things are working out great. Always giggly and upbeat.
>One night we're drunk and I ask her to fuck with the makeup on
freaks out and starts bawling and spends the rest of the night crying about how her life is a train wreck and she doesn't know whats going to happen to her, to the point where she's seriously considered sucking off her boss on the job like he keeps asking so she doesn't wind up homeless
She just wanted to make kids happy but they're always afraid of her, mean to her, and all the adults wants to do is fuck
This happened. There's no joke here.
Fucking clowns, man.
Jesus. What happened next?
Probably what you expect depending on how much of a cynical asshole you are. It's not actually that entertaining.
We stayed together for the better part of the year, spent a lot of time talking her through stuff like that. Eventually me and her brother convinced her to quit her fucking creepy and actually surprisingly dangerous carny job and she went to school to become a social worker. We broke up when i ended up moving out of state, but last i heard things really worked out for the better.
And yes, we did eventually fuck with the makeup on and it was hilarious and adorable.
Good end. Merry Christmas.
I wish I knew why I'm afraid of clowns. Pictures, depictions, and illustrations of them don't scare me or anything, only when I see them in person. I never had a clown for my birthday party or anything nor did I have any friends who had one. The closest thing that happened was someone wearing a dime store Big Bird costume at a birthday party for my parents' friends' kid that scared the shit out of me at one year old.
I don't know if it's just the idea of the clown or the make-up or the act, but it just creeps me out in general. It's weird because I like slapstick humor and whatnot -- there's nothing objectionable about what they do... I just get creeped out by them for whatever reason.
With how common the phobia is, I'm sure there's been a lot of research into it. You could probably look it up, and I've heard theories about it too.
There;s an awesome tripfag on /tg/ called Gropey who's a professional carny/clown, comes from a family of clowns, he's taught us a lot about the history of clowns.
I have to agree ... stunning young lady
>>fuck a clown girl with all the honking and cartoony sound effects you can imagine
>doctor keeps pulling and pulling the baby out like one of those never-ending handkerchief strings
The fat whale trying to climb down the escalator is as funny as the clown himself lel
On the other side of this, one of my close friends is a clown and she loves her job. Kids parties, local theater, she's well known in many of the schools as a trusted entertainer. It's all about the environment you have to work in.
>there's people who think she's a clown or jester
>there's people who actually don't get the Harley Quinn joke
And that's all I have. I know the second issue is floating around here, dunno past that. Enjoy
I grew up around the imagery of clowns so I never got the phobia. I've even saw Stephen King's It and Killer Clowns from Outer Space and I still like clowns. I recently read that Krusty was originally going to be Homer in disguise to win the respect of Bart and I think such a story would be great
You'd be surprised. Search around on the internet and you can find plenty of legitimate clown girls that fit the qt criteria too.
And mimes as well. Though that's less popular outside of Europe.
That chick from the Big Comfy Couch was my first crush. Does she count? Also, Wendy.
>Those striped leggings and freckles.
The colors in general too. Bright, varied colors do things to my penis.
Maybe but that is pretty much asking for a site full of mentally deranged people actually meeting irl. Just get someone that know how to juggle, knows some magic and slap some makeup and a rubber nose.
Not sure how you'd incorporate that actual clown thing and what the logistics of painting your entire bodies white every time you want to fuck but fetishes aren't supposed to be particularly convenient.
>dissing on based clown for being a tripfag
>but really, look up for his stories, he's the real deal
What the fuck was that man? When I left the tread was a dump for cute and sexy clowns.