What do you think about clowns /co/?

Nope

>>78215877
s'alright. been a long time since I last saw a clown character with an actually inspired design, though

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DESTROY US ALL!
DESTROY US ALL!
DESTROY US ALL!
DESTROY US ALL!

Irritation.

I won't kill a clown, but I ain't gonna save the life of one either.

>>78215906
That's a pretty scary o-face.

Mimes are better.

When I was a kid they scared me
Now as adult I hate them

Fuck you

>>78215877
>>/aco/

>>78215877
I would if I could with a clown
I would if I could all over town

>>78216040
That wasn't meant to be insulting, but a request

>>78215877
>have a clown GF
>not into sex but lets me watch her masturbate
>she can fit a lot into one hole
>it takes about 15 dildos for her to even get off

They can be sexy too

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/33054

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>>78216170
>Nobody can fucking fap to guro, dude. They might say they do, but they're just trying to make their e-penis look bigger than yours.

>>78216237

A sad crying clown in an iron lung!

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>>78216170
Ah yes, the nostalgia boner, haven't had one of those in a while

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>>78216170
>Concured. I would imagine that trying to fap to this would be like trying to fap to guru; you just can't make it happen.

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> mfw these threads always start with that image
Nobody change this.

What are you talking about OP?
DOOT DOOT DOODOO DOODOO DOOT DOOT DO DO

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Best clown girl. Prove me wrong.

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>>78215877
I wanna deep dick the cute ones

>>78216237
I still think of my debt card as glowing red-hot and sizzling after buying something expensive.

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Mimes > Harlequins > Clowns.

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>>78216396
and you're wrong

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>>78216380
>get into clown college
>major in Straight Man Studies
>get a clown dorm
>smoke clown weed with clown roommates
>one is really fat
>the other's really skinny
>foreign kid's a mime
>hit on clown girls
>go to a clown party which is like Cirque de Solei fucked a frat house
>fuck a clown girl with all the honking and cartoony sound effects you can imagine

>get clown crabs
>clown crabs throw confetti and make party noises every time I take off my boxers

>>78216482
If this was a comic, I would buy it.

i want to get pegged by a qt clown girl

>>78216500
>>78216541
impregnate the clown

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I... might have a bit of a fetish...

did anyone watch that show when they were little, with the clown girl and her clown grandma?

it was live action and they had 'clock time' where the girl would lie on the floor and make the hands of the clock with her body

>>78216633
Big Comfy Couch? Yeah.
I'd also read a fapfic about that, just saying.

>>78216633
>>78216170

>>78216633
Major Bedhead, the mailman too.

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Would you, even if she doesn't talk, and this isn't actually makeup?

>>78216775
It's not any fun if she doesn't talk.
I mean that way she's just a girl with a funny looking face that does nothing of any real interest.

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>>78216500
my fucking dick

>>78216482
"Don't pull out! Don't pull out!"
"Oh, uh, okay you got it baby!"
"Give it to me! Cum inside me!"
>nine months later
"RAAAGH!"
"I love you so much, baby! You can do it! Just push! Push"
"IS IT CROWNING? I FEEL SOMETHING! SOMETHING'S WRONG!"
"Oh..uh...it's...uh-AAAH!"
"WELL?"
"What is...is this..."
"Looks like I'm the one that gave you the cream pie!"

>>78216795
She has a novelty bicycle horn for communication. Just don't ask where she hides it when she isn't using it.

>>78216801
>Rider 1 and 2 poses
>Not Chalice and Blade

>>78216775
can she honk and squeak?

>>78216820
How does she answer questions that aren't yes or no?

>>78216827
Clown basics man. Of course.

>>78216824
just saved it bro, I didn't draw it

>>78215877
Clowns, especially in heavy face makeup, make me super uncomfortable. I'm not scared of them or anything, but I don't want to be near them or talk to them if I can avoid it.

>>78216843
You at least get it, right? I really hope that didn't fall flat.

>>78216843
Balls deep then, not even gonna pull out. I'll accept the consequences

>>78216839
Poorly.

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>>78216775
>>78216852

>>78215877
They're not funny and since that's why they exist, they fail at life.

>>78216851
no worries man, I got you.

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>>78216862

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>>78216862
>>78216891

>>78216855
meant for >>78216841

>>78216918
its flashy

>>78215877
This is related to /co/ how?

>>78216922
Breeding with clown girls, will make you feel funny.

>>78216601
Being a clown fan is suffering. There's so little porn of them in the first place, and WAY too much of it is stupid bimbofication stuff. And the little live action clown porn I've found it was almost all male clowns and normal girls.

Do any clown girls have baggy pants with big shoes?

>>78216958
Bimbofication is honestly the biggest boner killer for me.

>>78216918
Dr. Rockso is a perfect example of how Metalocalypse would beat a dead joke so hard and so fervently that it would actually come back to life, and be funny again.

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>>78216020
Goddamn that story gets me every time.

>>78217040
I remember this!

>>78217104
Does it get lewd?

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>>78217095
>>78216020
I prefer this one. And it came first I believe.

>>78217133
Maximum lewd.

>>78217133
Oh yes!

>>78217170
>>78217171
Does it remain lewd if I pair it up with some Kishidan?

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>>78217040
Oh lawdy

What was that one story, about the clowngirls that pile out of a tiny car, and then abduct some guy, and then all pile back into the tiny car?

>>78217040
I KNOW this girl has done more, but I can't for the life of me remember her handle.

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>>78215877

Hot.

>>78217187
I'm familiar with that phallus.

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>>78216454
>Mimes
Pull the other one, it's got bells on.

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>>78216938

>>78217391
so it's normal to fap to her pictures right

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Fucking clowns.

>>78217401
>her
Prepare to be surprised.

>>78217417
Isn't she a Mexican girl?

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>Clowns
>Symbols of joy, playful mischief, silliness, humor, and innocence. They bring smiles to children everywhere.
>Clown-themed characters are almost always villains

That's some bullshit. I can think of one clown superhero and that's Jack-in-the-Box.

I want a clown superhero. A guy decides to go to clown college to get his life together, discovers he has a natural talent for acrobatics, sleight-of-hand, and clever wordplay. Loves making children happy. Becomes a clown-themed superhero so that he can fight evil and protect children with the powers of laughter, ingenuity, and resolve. Here's a guy who keeps a smile and a joke even in the darkest of times, even when all odds are against him and it seems as if there's no hope.

Then he constantly gets confused for being a supervillain anyway because he's clown-themed.

Being Crazy Eight the Super Clown is suffering.

>>78217401
yes

>>78217417
it's a girl she doesn't do it anymore because creeps kept hiring her, not for kid parties but adult ones

>>78216245
Me and my penis disagree.

>>78217433
that the jokester, an elseworld hero

>>78216396
Shes more of a jester than a clown. Are jesters even considered clowns?

>>78217409
>have sex with clown gf
>right before cumming, she takes off condom
>guess we're doing it rawdog
>blows up condom
>twists it into a balloon animal and hands it to me
>honks her nose and unicycles away while juggling
Getting sick of this shit.

>>78217356

Mimes got body language son.

>>78217535
>finally get clown gf to agree to a bj
>sucking like a champ. really going to town on it
>getting close, let her know
>suddenly she stops
>look down
>she's twisted my dick into a giraffe
Six hours in the emergency room. I think we should see other people.

>Now visualizing a mime girl, alone, acting out a gang-bang.

>>78217605
Oh boy, are you in for a treat, anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxmXnucXlMQ

>>78217605
I would enjoy that but I don't have an imagination.

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MIMES ARE CUTE

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What do you think about sugar skull girls /co/?

http://www.mediafire.com/watch/wsb45mv4dmdgrc2/stream.mp4

>>78217682
Why can't I fap to low FPS shit? It'd be cuter if those were really cuts in her lip though

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>tfw clown fetish

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>>78217682
I wanna BONE them

>>78217799
Why does having a clown fetish make you feel bad?

>>78217878
>>78217799
At least you don't have a futa clown fetish that nobody else shares.

Is there such a thing as a clown geisha?

>>78217437
huh. sad.

>>78217900
There's no such thing as a futa clown fetish. It's just a combination of two fetishes. Unless you're only into a mix of those two which WOULD be weird. Regardless I'll never understand why people feel bad about their fetishes.

>>78216945
>I'm the night.
>deeper!
>I am the night!
>deeper!!
>I am the NIGHT!
>are you even trying!

>>78216871
I'm going to miss this show.

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Do you prefer creepy clowns or silly clowns?

>>78218032
Clowns with noses.

>>78218032
Not a fan of scary clown myself.

>>78218032
Either's good for me personally.
I do have a slight preference for silly, but that's probably because creepy clown seems way easier to pull off these days.

>>78218032

That's pretty hot.

>>78217040
thread is dead everyone is fapping

>>78218226
Fuck it, I haven't listened to that ever.
I should fap too.

>>78218032
I prefer underaged clowns

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>>78217978
I see what you did there....

>>78218032
clowns with big ol tiddies and a fat ass

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>>78218278

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>>78218438
>no face paint, red nose or colored hair

>>78217972
>There's no such thing as a futa clown fetish. It's just a combination of two fetishes.
What if the fetish is only for futa clowns and not futa or clowns separately?

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>>78215877
I prefer Mimes more.
Big mimes.

>>78218559
How the fuck do I use Reddit?

>>78218502
I mentioned that in that exact same post, anon.
>Unless you're only into a mix of those two which WOULD be weird.

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>>78218559

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When you want to wank,
put the Playboy down,
and honk off your horn
to a clown...

>>78216958
I feel you bro.

>>78218639
ahh
I didn't understand that part
thanks anon

>>78215877
Fucking clown shoes.

Funny business dose not belong on /co/

Take your creampies to pulling large things out of small holes gags to /aco/

>>78218032
Oh great! another fetish.

>>78218953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m15bZ7k7kvk&feature=youtu.be&t=231

>>78215877
I fucking love clowns, they made me happy.

testing

Best /co/ related clown.

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>>78219185
My bad.

test

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>>78217417

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>>78215877

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>>78219577

>>78218032
I think this is my first real fetish. Scary Plus Horney

>>78219021
Clowns are absolutely hilarious and no amount of scary movies will change that.

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>>78218032
Silly, provided it doesn't veer into too annoying.

I'm actually kind of drawing a blank on more then a small handful of shows that didn't do the whole 'clowns are scary' thing.

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Anymore cute or sexy clowns?

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>>78216454
>Mfw I had finally realized these mimes were girls a few months back

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>>78217433
Well there was the Joker's daughter but that turn out to be a bust.

>>78216504
I feel t would run into the problem of being made about funny people but hard to make actual jokes about.

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>>78220301

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>>78221855
play it straight and let the absurdity of the situation make it funny.

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>>78215877
Honk

>>78222446
You want to put a banging donk on it.

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Mime is superior

>>78218565
What's this from, looks almost like Brave and the Bold, but which episode?

>>78216983
Yeah, that show had a gift.

>>78216851
I get its that anime about the color coded guys the powerful rangers and the mean green beetle
yes kamen rider blade

>>78221990
Oh no! Not the creepy sex thing!

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>>78222651

>>78217682
I found this one of a girl in skull make up giving a bj it was ammeter but it was decent anyone know of it?

>>78222686
I love you Kenpachi Ramasama!

Needs more sexy clowns

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I prefer Harlequins

Just look at this fabulous fucker

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>>78222869

I miss the times when shitty webcomic threads were carneval bombed

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I wonder why she's never brought up in these threads. I don't even like clowns all that much and I like her.

>>78224238
She looks cute, what's the plot?

>>78224276
she's the bottom of the foodchain in a circus and wants to get out. circus doesn't want her to leave.

>>78222522
and catgirls are better still

>>78224238
I've seen Pirouette brought up in these threads before. It's just that every time it just leads to someone asking for a link to read or download it and there's never anything so there's not much to discuss.

>>78224443
This needs to spread further.
I grin every time I see it.

>>78216459
I came here to do literally this

God's work, anon

>>78217437
Shit. She wasn't a casual either, she was legit circus folk with clowns for siblings and parents.

On the other hand, it wasn't smart of her to spam every social media site in existence and not expect this.

>>78224238
Maybe because the comic is damn creepy and not that good.

>>78217437
I think she still does it she just markets herself differently and just sticks with her husband in a duo to dissuade creeps from buying her solo.

>>78219577
Best part of that show.

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>>78215877
I find them to be a liability to themselves and the crew, but the same could be said of any other human on these floating death traps. Sometimes, they can be the most competent humans on the station, and that lowers my already dismal numerical approximation of my faith in humanity.

>>78224627
let's see how much you grin when han lives but has his arm permanently incapacitated

>>78224869
>sticks with her husband in a duo
this is funny because he was a civilian and you normally don't get drafted

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>>78218032
Why not both?
Why not have a clown eldritch abomination that's also lewd and affectionate towards an individual?

>>78224611
I lost all the pages I saved so I can't even dump it.

>>78224827
I did not imagine people lusting for clown girls to be picky.

>>78217473
Jokester was a d-grade stand-up comic with almost none of the advantages of his counterpart.

>>78225065
Owlman was much more dangerous than Batman, and he managed to stay one step ahead of him.

It took their version of the League to bring him down.

So he's not as dangerous, but much more skilled.

>>78217433
i mean,spiderman is essentially a clown superhero,all he needs is a new suit

>>78225279
Sorta yeah, lacking in gags and props though.

tumblr paints noses red. Think about it.

>>78217639
i was expecting a pull away in the last part to show Clive against a wall but no actual walls around the other three sides

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>>78227509
You're saying that they're a bunch of clowns?

Girl Clowns are fine but girls forced to be clowns are better

>>78215877
>>78216500
>>78216541
who is she again?

>>78216958
>being a clown fan is suffering
how tragically ironic.
also: kill yourself.

There needs to be more gloomy goth clown chicks.

>>78215925
That's because you're a tremendous faggot Boco

>>78216633
Didn't the clown girl end up OD'ing or something shit like that?

There are some cool ones in fiction, but clowns in real life are all creeps.

And there are no real life sexy girl clowns. Harley Quinn cosplayers don't count because they don't actually practice clown-ery, or whatever it is that clowns do.

>>78229623
No.
She's a voice actor now, just did some voices for that new Inspector Gadget show earlier this year.
She also voiced Claire Redfield a few times recently.

>>78224443
That's not even surprising.

People have been saying shit like that for months.

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>>78216958
Hell, even when it's not porn. How many memorable clowns are there in media? Fucking Joker and Pennywise is all we get.

>>78229641
My third grade teacher constantly did magic tricks and was pretty much exclusively called Mrs. Bubbles, never did the whole makeup thing but that's about as close to a clown I've met in person. She was also like, 60 so that kind of makes the whole sexy clown thing moot.

Was very fit for 60 though...

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>>78229475
Curse you for combining my fetishes!

>>78215877

Have and had no problem with them. Even as a kid I didn't find them scary but weird and funny like they are meant to be. Coulrophobia will always remain a mystery to me (which is of course true for all -phobiae/ -philiae/ fetishes you don't share)
And yes of course, clowngirls are HAWT!

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>>78230007
Dear Diary, I've learned more about myself.

>>78229754
Seriously. I'm not even a clown fan, but I'm sick of all the ironic clowns. Just once I'd like to see a non-evil clown to break the cliche.

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>>78217433
The Awesome Slapstick is a clown superhero who is essentially a Toon.

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>>78216452
HA! Me too!

>Terrified of Clowns
>But Clown Girls get my rocks off
My Dick is confused

>>78233001
same

same thing with spiders, too. i fucking hate spiders but hot arachne girls? i'm all about them

>>78225035
Does such a thing exist?

>>78233001
>terrified of clowns
How? Literally what is scary about clowns?

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>>78233398
According to Bloodborne, yes.

Nobody draws any good clown girl stuff.

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>>78217409
Fucking kek

>>78217480
Well, jesters are the main ancestors of clown so it's a yes.

>>78233929
Why can't we get more humanized art!?

Why isn't clown girl a more popular thing? There's so little porn of it.

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>>78230442
Does she sit on a sad sounding whoopee cushion?

>>78217409
>Meet cute clown girl at nephews birthday party.
>Have a smoke while the kids are trampling each other in the bouncy castle
>Get her number. Start going out, and things are working out great. Always giggly and upbeat.
>One night we're drunk and I ask her to fuck with the makeup on
>She freaks out and starts bawling and spends the rest of the night crying about how her life is a train wreck and she doesn't know whats going to happen to her, to the point where she's seriously considered sucking off her boss on the job like he keeps asking so she doesn't wind up homeless
>She just wanted to make kids happy but they're always afraid of her, mean to her, and all the adults wants to do is fuck


This happened. There's no joke here.

Fucking clowns, man.

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>>78234709
Jesus. What happened next?

>>78234823
Probably what you expect depending on how much of a cynical asshole you are. It's not actually that entertaining.

We stayed together for the better part of the year, spent a lot of time talking her through stuff like that. Eventually me and her brother convinced her to quit her fucking creepy and actually surprisingly dangerous carny job and she went to school to become a social worker. We broke up when i ended up moving out of state, but last i heard things really worked out for the better.

And yes, we did eventually fuck with the makeup on and it was hilarious and adorable.

Good end. Merry Christmas.

>>78235305
Good shit Anon

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>>78218483
nigga take what you can get, loli clown don't turn up shit

>>78216958
You echo my sentiments exactly anon

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I wish I knew why I'm afraid of clowns. Pictures, depictions, and illustrations of them don't scare me or anything, only when I see them in person. I never had a clown for my birthday party or anything nor did I have any friends who had one. The closest thing that happened was someone wearing a dime store Big Bird costume at a birthday party for my parents' friends' kid that scared the shit out of me at one year old.

I don't know if it's just the idea of the clown or the make-up or the act, but it just creeps me out in general. It's weird because I like slapstick humor and whatnot -- there's nothing objectionable about what they do... I just get creeped out by them for whatever reason.

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>>78233828
>MP
>a clown
I don't think so mate.

>>78238015
Lolis are shit.

>>78238648
With how common the phobia is, I'm sure there's been a lot of research into it. You could probably look it up, and I've heard theories about it too.
There;s an awesome tripfag on /tg/ called Gropey who's a professional carny/clown, comes from a family of clowns, he's taught us a lot about the history of clowns.

>>78239979
>awesome
>tripfag

>>78241357
One or two have been know to exist. And he only trips when talking about clowns.
Woulda said tripfriend but that's always seemed kinda silly to me.

>>78239569
say that to my face fucker

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>>78224913
I have to agree ... stunning young lady

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>>78216482
>>fuck a clown girl with all the honking and cartoony sound effects you can imagine

>>78216482
This would be a great setting for something, book, comic, media, animation, movie, anything really

>>78243807
> tfw they'll never make it because of the dumbest phobia in the history of the universe

>>78235305
:)

>>78216482
I would unironically live in Clown World, it sounds like a fucking hoot.

>>78242492
Sure. How do I get to your mom's basement? Lolis are shit.

>>78235305
I always expected these jobs to be really depressing. I'm glad things worked out for the best.

tfw I'll never make sweet love to an adorable clown girl

>>>/aco/

>>78244050
Don't worry anon you have no idea what fucked up turns your life could take

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>>78244104
Well that sounds exciting

>>78244170
You should be

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>>78216804
>doctor keeps pulling and pulling the baby out like one of those never-ending handkerchief strings

>>78222286
The fat whale trying to climb down the escalator is as funny as the clown himself lel

>>78234709

On the other side of this, one of my close friends is a clown and she loves her job. Kids parties, local theater, she's well known in many of the schools as a trusted entertainer. It's all about the environment you have to work in.

>>78216099
>not into sex but lets me watch her masturbate

Stopped reading right there.

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WOOP WOOP

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>>78216396
>>78217480
>there's people who think she's a clown or jester
>there's people who actually don't get the Harley Quinn joke

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>>78235305

FUCK YOU /co/

YOU GAVE ME A NEW FETISH

>>78244528
Oh god. Those guys DO NOT COUNT!

>>78216396
she is a Harlequin, not on clown

>>78246797
We could have given you worse.

Far. Far worse.

>>78224611
I have the first issue, but that's all I could ever find. I'll dump if there's interest?

>>78248209
Yes please.

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>>78222286
He pies her twice!

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>>78251644
...this is gettin kinda extreme.

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>>78251702

And that's all I have. I know the second issue is floating around here, dunno past that. Enjoy Clownfuckers!

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>>78215877
I grew up around the imagery of clowns so I never got the phobia. I've even saw Stephen King's It and Killer Clowns from Outer Space and I still like clowns. I recently read that Krusty was originally going to be Homer in disguise to win the respect of Bart and I think such a story would be great

>>78251731
Thanks for the dump, Pirouette a cute.
>tfw 99% of carny comics are depressing
I know it's probably closer to life but still.

>>78243822
>implying jacking off isn't the best way to rid oneself of phobias
Got over my arachno and ophidio phobia that way.

>>78216550
Never thought this would be a thing, do that I'd be down to clown

>>78216482
I would pay for clown crabs... I mean if that's all they did and weren't too gross looking.

>>78251731
Man that was sader han i expected

>>78234709
so nurse bendy became a clown

>>78229641

You'd be surprised. Search around on the internet and you can find plenty of legitimate clown girls that fit the qt criteria too.

And mimes as well. Though that's less popular outside of Europe.

>>78251731
>honk in hell!

>>78235305
You did a great job, anon.

>>78244087
>>/Tumblr/

>>78235305
>>78234709
Nice made up story, kid

That chick from the Big Comfy Couch was my first crush. Does she count? Also, Wendy.

>Those striped leggings and freckles.
The colors in general too. Bright, varied colors do things to my penis.

>>78253355
Are there clown dating sites I wonder?

>>78234548
I loved Vinnies cartoons back in the day, is he still making stuff?

>>78256255
Or an app like Grindr. Honkr.

>>78244087
no one is posting porn but if someone wants to start an /aco/ clown porn thread I'd love you forever

>>78258139
Maybe but that is pretty much asking for a site full of mentally deranged people actually meeting irl. Just get someone that know how to juggle, knows some magic and slap some makeup and a rubber nose.

Not sure how you'd incorporate that actual clown thing and what the logistics of painting your entire bodies white every time you want to fuck but fetishes aren't supposed to be particularly convenient.

>>78251646

He hits her three times.

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What's going on in this thread?

>>78257136
Still doing the webcomic I think.

>>78262293
Funny business obviously.

>>78258139
I don't want to meet gay clowns though!

>>78215877
Clowngirls are girls.
But woe is a clown who can't take off her makeup.
They turn up depressive.

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>>78241357
>dissing on based clown for being a tripfag
Anon plz
>but really, look up for his stories, he's the real deal

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>>78251702
What the fuck was that man? When I left the tread was a dump for cute and sexy clowns.

>>78251625
fucking hilarious

>>78235305
This makes me happy.