Okay, but seriously, once she got good control over them, did

>>78215350
Most likely yes. Now go bate and stop.

Anyone got her ass pic
You know the one

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>>78215749

I have no idea what you're talking about

Be aware that with Lincoln, Daisy and Director Mackenzie on the team AOS now has a Big Mac, Fries and a Shake combo.

>>78215897
Where did this picture even come from?
I doubt it was meant for general consumption.

>>78215966
Posted on Chloe's instagram IIRC.

Not that it matters... asian girl with ass is rare in the wild, glory at it while it exists.

>>78215966
Her boyfriend accidentally posted it on instagram

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Limey Ward a best

Seriously though I like how he brings a perspective outside of spy shenanery even if it means being the wildcard

>>78216003
Does she really count as Asian?

>>78215897
Her boyfriend appears to have splurged onto the pool hoho.

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>>78216238
Hunter is okay with this.

>>78216358
she's half Chinese and spent her youth as an up-and-coming music star in China

her real last name is Wang

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>>78216414
Better version.

>>78216560
Oh god, she's a Chinese child star? Is she in some way more personally fucked up than I thought? I was under the impression none of the main AoS cast were really fucked up stars. Maybe dicks sometimes, but not with the inherent risk from child star baggage.

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>>78217392
Well all the AOS ladies have shameful histories: Chloe's trying to escape her popstar past; Adrianne Palicki's desperate to make everyone forgets about that awful Wonder Woman pilot and costume; and Ming Na Wen wants everyone to stop referring to her as Mulan or Chun Li. Not sure quite what stuff Elizabeth Henstridge has in her past but it's bound to be equally as embarrassing.

>>78217502
I'd give that ass a good lashing

>>78217559
Wouldn't we all?

Also: Who thinks Lash will wind up working for the first Inhuman thing which is now living in Ward's flesh. In the comics, Lash is about purging unworthy inhumans and in AoS spared Daisy. Maybe he'll decide this one doesn't just get to live, but gets to be king.

Also, they did call It out as being one of the first inhumans right? I didn't just imagine it? Can you imagine terrigenises happening and coming out as some kind of ultra powerful mind control worm?

>>78215350
I'd love to pleasure her with my Quake powers!
im talkin bout muh dick

>>78217502
(-=

>>78216560
She was born in China?

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>>78217502
>everyone else livetweets how FitzSimmons or some shit gives them "the feelz"
>based Brett Dalton cracks puns that range from dad--tier, to Carlos-tier.

SquidWard best Ward.

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>>78218269

>>78218269
Ward seems so bro-tier in real life

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>>78218296

>>78218296
damn this fucker is sexy.

>>78218081
I really don't think the worm is an inhuman; Malik may have just thought that based on what little information Hydra was able to glean throughout the centuries. It seems to be linked to the inhumans though, since they were collecting them to serve as it's army. Begs the question of how the whole worm-worship thing started though

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>>78218460
Yeah, the powerful Inhuman in the past probably created the hive/worm as an attempt to grasp immortality. All that's left of him now is a lingering bit of conciousness in the worm itself though - and Hydra are still worship this guy although he's been dead for millennia because they're dumbasses. Stupid Hydra.

>>78218550
Well remember how it said the people on the planet originally were resistant to change. So maybe it is like some Inhuman primogenitor and the Kree just copied what it did.

>>78218296
this is so terrible
it doesn't even rhyme
why am I laughing

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2½ seasons of this so far.

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On Simmons killing Bakshi.

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>>78218851
>>78218822
>>78218550
>>78218296

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>>78218905
>tfw Brett's been making puns as early as Season 1

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>>78218985
>>78218851
>>78218822

>>78218985
>that pun reference in the midseason finale

>>78218269
I'm glad someone liked that enough to save it
I get a little spooked when people repost my Tales of The Wards though

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>>78219039

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Back to Chloe. She can't feel her face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WMkMXjgFHE

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>she'll never use her vibration powers to massage your penis while you fuck her and your prostate at the same time

>>78219171
Wait you're fucking her and fucking your prostate at the same time?

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>>78219189
>>78219171
>she'll never use her vibration powers to massage your penis, while you fuck her, and your prostate at the same time

Oxford comma to the rescue? Simmons would approve.

>>78218264
born in America but moved to China to be a pop star

>>78219249
that's not the Oxford comma, that's just a comma

>>78215350
Of course it's marvel, and she is a strong independent...hispanic woman...? she don't need no man.

Girl power, etc, etc.

>>78219285
>>78219249
oxford comma is used when listing 3 or more things.

that booty, face, and ass.

the comma between "face" and "and" is the oxford comma.

>>78219249
>man jaw

>>78219249
it's just a poorly constructed sentence, that comma isn't helping

>>78219432
>>78219406
>>78219285
>>78219249
>>78219171
>tfw no friends to talk about maos so i discuss the english language with internet strangers...

>Brett Dalton
>Yale Alum
>Love acting
>Blessed with good looks and charming personality.
>Have qt girlfriend, and daughter out of wedlock.
>Work as an actor for stage plays, and indie movies.
>Get your big break on a TV show based around the Avengers
>Director has you play straight-edge boyscout with a troubled past. It makes your character a bit bland, but some people (mainly women) love it.
>Winter Soldier rolls by, find out you get to be evil.
>All the charm and charisma starts to ooze in.
>The next 2 seasons see your character go through one hell of a toboggan ride.
>Landwhales on Tumblr have a civil war(d), solely on your character, with one side fervently worshiping your every word.
>Bunch of comic nerds on a Vietnamese PowerPoint Presentation board worship your crazy retard character.
>Get to do silly skits with the writers of your show for lulz
>Rake in the money, and land yourself a role for a major video game.
>Be Brett Dalton

Have you prayed to your Ward and Savior today, /co/?

>>78217502
>Chloe's trying to escape her popstar past
I read it as "pornstar past" and what all:
What?
When?
Why I don't know nothing about it?
Where can I see it?
Why no one ever wrote about it?
Nothing about it here.
Was this a joke?
A bait?
A troll?
I want to see it!
Oooh....
Popstar....
Ok....

>>78215966
>I doubt it was meant for general consumption.
It's cute you think modern women have morals

>>78219249
>she'll never use her vibration powers to massage your penis and your prostate while you fuck her.

Those commas aren't helping fix the sentence anon.

Is AoS actually good? I got about 5 episodes in and just found it fucking awful. I like the flash though, so should I just force myself through? Are there as many hype worthy moments?

>>78220895
No. Morons will tell you that it gets better around the Winter Soldier tie-ins.

Don't believe their lies.

>>78220904
lol

season 3 was better than DD and JJ

>>78220273
him and Clooney are my heroes

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>>78220273
>is this why he is so smug, /co/?

>>78220904
>>78220917
Hmmm, thanks lads. I'll give it one last try before I give up on it forever

>>78220895
It's not for everyone, but my wife and I enjoy it along with a few of my more nerdy friends. It does change quite a bit from what it was at the start, so you might want to power through the early parts and see if it gets more intriguing once the multi-episode and season long plots start to drop. It's kind of hard to say anything really definitive about the show since it's structure seems to change fairly often. If you don't like at least some of the characters by the last 5 episodes of the first season you should probably drop it.

>>78219289
>hispanic
She's half chinese, not half hispanic.

>>78218985
>>78218851
>>78218822
>>78218550
>>78218296
They should have picked him and not Jon Bernthal to play the Punisher.

>>78215749
There's more than one ass pic?

>>78216028
>accidentally
Seriously, nigga?

>LO AND BEHOLD MY GIRLFRIEND'S FUCKING AMAZING ASS!
>Oh wait, that was an accident. Sorry. How do I undo?
Bitch please.

>>78220878
How is it immoral to post sexy pictures, anon?

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>>78215350
..or others? ;)

One of my fantasy superpowers is to remotely stimulate people and cause them to have raging orgasms. And you bet she does it all the time.

>>78217502
>Elizabeth Henstridge has in her past but it's bound to be equally as embarrassing.
She was the "face of chlamydia" (around the 2min mark).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBrn1p7FUyQ


She would also work as a hungover princess at birthday parties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fiWAjdI7cU

I'm sure if Bendis was allowed to keep writing her instead of handing her off to Jonathan Snoozeman, it would've come up. Bendis loves to birng up weird personal shit.

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>>78220954
>my wife

>>78215897
>>78218358
>>78219106

god damnit I'm already in love with daisy why
you gotta make it hurt more

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>>78221324
This makes you sound like one those people who think that comics, cartoons and apparently live action tv is for kids or awkward manchildren, who can't get laid or form any types of relationships with others. Fuck off, please.

Not the guy who you responded to btw. :)

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>>78221337
To mock you.

>>78221372
Fuck off, tumblr.

>>78219106
>She'll never says she can't feel her mouth after hours of sucking your cock

>>78221383
>>78215350
Wait a minute, how is that in the gif she looks like she has smaller boobs than the pic?

>>78221391
Go fuck a woman, anon, or a water melon.

>>78221383
;.;

>>78221409
She got thick

>>78221414
Hey now, that's racist.

>>78221414

Better a water melon than than tumblr trrash.

>>78221409
Boobs are not always the same size.

>>78221409
The wonders of the double bra and multiple sock stuffings. Jenna Marbles explains:
https://youtu.be/HErdtVkR3Nw?t=430

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>>78221440
Sorry. I mean, I really didn't mean to, but I thought that was a thing. It is, right? At least I've done it.

>>78218358
>that little bit of her tummy you can see because of the tightness/wetness of her dress
MY
FUCKIN
DICK

>>78220878
fuck off, /pol/

>>78221477
I've always wished that I had a webm of that scene, since webms became a thing.

>>78221610
Busy making webms of the space battle scenes from The Expanse ep4 at the moment but I see if I can post one later.

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Here we goes. My work is a gift to mankind.

>>78216238
I'm actually liking everyone on the show now. I've either become a slave to the Kool-Aid or the casting has managed to gel to the point where everything and everyone just fits perfectly now.

>>78221137
Frank Castle's not a pretty man.

>>78221699
>takes six high-dev ships to bring down the Martian fleet flagship
>lose four high-dev ships doing it

Mars went down swinging. My only point of confusion is given how tiny the attacker ships were, how could they possibly have enough people left on just two of them to successfully board a Martian battleship full of armored Marines that probably has ten times the crew.

>>78221948
you're doing jebus's work lad

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>>78222051
Skye would have taken those 6 ships out by wearing an even tighter dress - and have posted in the right thread when doing it.

Longer clip of the skye-nope-fall-jigglywetdress scene

>>78222132
I'm still disappointed they dropped the skirt lift.

Why? Vibrators are cheap enough and we have seen that Fitz has created a store of a buncha long lasting batteries around SHIELD hq. Isn't it better to let something else do the fucking? This is why I invested in the quality onaholes from J-List. They Re a great idea for soemthing to gift yourself this Christmas. Are you happy with your mastubation techniques? Could you be happier? Just imagine the masturbatory ease of a quality Japanese onahole from a quality Japanese company like Tenga.

>>78221180
>>78221579
>neckbeards

>>78221948
D I A M O N D S
I
A
M
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N
D
S

>>78224160
Where's the immorality here, anon.

>>78224160
>sexually frustrated benefit to society

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>>78220954
>It's not for everyone, but my wife and I enjoy it along with a few of my more nerdy friends.

>>78215961
fries?

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>>78225838
Electric Ward

>>78220895
You have about 15 or so episodes with monster of the week stuff and slow hints about how Coulson came back. I think it's important and it let's you really get to know the characters before shit hits the fan. I say it almost every AoS thread now, you need the lighter stuff with things working out for the team every week to make the later, darker stuff have more weight.

To quote Dennis Reynolds, "We don't want wild girls. We want good girls gone wild. It's important to see the transition, watch the process..."

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>>78221137
No no, you can't undo this.

Then we wouldn't have Ward.

>>78218550
>>78218460
So we have two sources on what the portal is.
Hydra says it's to an inhuman that'll lead some war and he wants an inhuman army.
The inhumans following Daisy's mother knew it as a powerful weapon to be used against the inhumans by the kree.

So I think Jiaying was right and Hydra is following some kree bullshit telling them to gather up inhumans for Hive to use as slaves to enact an inhuman genocide. Or possibly it can't infect inhumans and can only use normals as hosts, we'll have to see.

I mean, why would an inhuman be the kree's super weapon against inhumans in terms of the show's narrative? If it was, they would have made the planet monster be Lash instead of Andrew. So I'm saying Hive/slug is a bio weapon meant to use inhumans to kill all the inhumans.

>>78227742
>Lincoln
>a ward
know your memes you dip

>>78218822
>>78218851
Why is Ward so great