/co/ what does Megan Fox have to finally win you over as April O'Neil?
Always wear the sexy teacher outfit.
I mean I won't watch the movie but I'll probably jerk off to the pictures and that's just as good as winning me over.
>Megan Fox gets a divorce and is suddenly hot again
weird angle maybe?
Can you post something more embarassing than this?
FUCK, IT CAN'T BE THAT FUCKING HARD!
I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THEY STILL TEACH HAIRDRESSERS HOW TO DO PERMS
JUST GIVE HER THE SAME HAIRSTYLE AS IN THE CARTOON, AND 80% OF THE JOB WILL BE DONE!
Start looking and acting like April, instead of Megan Fox doing the boring "sexy girl acting". You know, walking somewhere at a kind of fast pace, and talking kind of quick and breathless in lieu of tension/excitement, and being perky and sassy and sarcastic and sighing and rolling her eyes good-naturedly at the antics of other characters whilst carefully standing still with her tits and ass highlighted instead of doing literally anything of value. I'm so tired of the sexy girl """acting""" formula.
Must feel pretty shit when all you ever get cast for is eye candy and even that is almost gone now with that botoxed up face of hers.
This man speaks the truth. The first transformers movie, hottest chick around. Then slowly people realized she isn't that hot. I mean i would jump her given the chance but that's cause I'm a fat Italian with a stupid high sex drive.