Other than Bruno Carrelli, who are /co/'s biggest man-whores?

He got all up in that meat. Good for him, Kamala's going to fuck a Super eventually. He knows the deal.

She's going to turn out to be evil.

It's obvious.

Dick Grayson probably takes that award, though an honorable mention has to go for Johnny Bravo. Sure hes not very successful, but it doesn't let that stop him from trying.

>>78213087
Kamala looks like it's her super villain origin.

Jesus, Willow makes her landwhale fantasies more overt than Miller's whore fetish.

>>78213087
C.UCKMALA
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>>78213087
>going out with the fat chick
just why? is he so desperate?

>>78213883
Anon, if there's any parasexuality that ought to be legitimized, it's desperation.

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>>78213154
it comes with the ms marvel title

>>78213087

>Skinny guy/fat girl couple

Why is this comic so blatantly pandering to tumblr despite the fact that Islam is a poisonous misogynist desert cult that is diametrically opposed to feminism and western values at large and by presenting it as normal this book is actively normalising the teachings of an insane mudererous pedophile

>>78213087
>girl turns guy down
>he gets new girl
>now she's jealous

beautiful

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>>78213087
I got you senpai.

>>78213883
Fat chicks do whatever you want in high school.

>>78214009
She's not a very good muslim anyway

>>78214109

I dunno, I dropped the comic after her Iman guy gave her genuinely good advice and Islam was depicted in a positive way. Honestly if GWW was a sandnig it wouldn't be so bad but the fact she's a white convert means there's something fucked with her to start with. What kind of mental deficient would actually choose to be a Muslim?

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>>78213087
>Kamala and Zoe are reconciling
>Writer is hastily painting Zoe as a sympathetic bully

They're fast-tracking Zoe to be Kamala's "Flash Thompson", right? Cause I'm pretty ok with that.

Also, Mike is strangely cute, and I want to see where this goes.

>>78214009
It surprises me how well liked Muslims are by Tumblr's demographic. It also surprises me how much /pol/ hates Muslims.

>>78214252

>It also surprises me how much /pol/ hates Muslims.

Why does a group of white supremacist fundamentalist Christians not liking Muzzies surprise you? Because they're both misogynist?

>>78214252
Multiculturalism trumps women's rights in the PC Olympics.

>>78213087
>biblically
And lo, Marvel has failed to write an Islamic character yet again.

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Mike better watch out, Kamala is a certified neckbreaker

>>78214009
Jesus, that was offensive.

>>78214394
But Muslims believe in the Bible, they just added another book to it.

>>78214043
>Herc only fucks

Correct list is correct.

>>78214109
Or a good feminist. She's not all that religious in general.

>>78214219
Ah, so you have make a priest out to be ad dick, just to demonstrate distance?
I think his reasoning is quite well explained in that scene. And really, the guy is your typical provincial priest if I ever saw one. These types seem to crop up in every religion.

>>78214304
Dunno, maybe talk about prohibition laws while stoning a few fags, then drive to the mass shooting range.

>>78214394
To know someone "biblically" is a very common euphemism for fucking.

>>78214496
>>78214304
Now I want a comic about a white supremacist and a muslim extremist being roommates, first hating each other's guts, then slowly becoming besties

>>78214504
Really? Because there are few things less sexy than that book.
I tapped more reading the Chinese classics.

>>78214543

>a comic about radical Muslims and White supremacists teaming up to attack Jews

Fund it senpai

>>78214579
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/know_someone_in_the_biblical_sense

And now you know.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again; I want to plow that Arabic soil so hard I'd make an oil well.

>>78214896
>Fucking Arabian women really hard creates an oil well
Why hasn't the American government realized this yet?

>>78213510
Come on, man.
Poor girl just got her heart broken, no need to be a dick about it

>>78215300
It's her fault for turning him up in the first place.

>>78214226
Maybe if Zoe appeared more often.

>>78214226
Probably, they already established that her brother has powers too. If I had a say I'd choose Nokia over Zoe

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>>78213087

Is that Urkel in the back of the last panel there

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seriously tho, what the fuck happened to comic books?

Kamala now knows what Bruno feels like 24/7

>>78213087

>dating the fat girl

thank god I stopped reading this shit after the the #6 issue

dodged a bullet there

>>78217400
fat bitches need love too, Craig.

>>78217444

there are a lot of ghetto niggers in the world to take care of the fat girls

>>78217400
If it makes you feel better, best girl Kamala calls her fat

>>78217056
Tumblr anon

>>78217400
>dropping a book because a side character dated a fatgirl
How have you not committed suicide? If you're this fucking impossible to please, existence must be miserable for you

Every legend must have a humble beginning, anon.

This is the beginning of Bruno's legend. Before he embraces his true role as a master cocksman.

>>78214448
That's not entirely accurate.

They got a lot more of what Christians would call Apocrypha (and Jews Midrash) in it.

>>78213087
We've reached an unfortunate point in world history where I don't know how many of the people in OP's comic are (supposed to be) men.
So I'm guessing the fat one, the towelhead and the Urkel in the background of the third panel are men.

>>78214439
Tumblr logic is something else
>Actively hates misogynists
>Supports them if they're apart of an "opressed group"

>>78214439
The truth is offensive?
We better censor it then, wouldn't want anyone to be offended. After all, being offended is something no one should ever have to suffer. It's such a horrible thing, being offended.

>>78221430
I think the nautical term is cockswain or dick rider, for spacers.

>>78214579
That's because you're raised your entire life not to get a stiffie while reading Holy Textures.

>>78217056
>relationship drama
>new
Where the fuck you been? This shit's been in it since the start.

>>78218910

I dropped after the #6 issue, asshat

I knew something wrong what´s going on in that comic

months later, FAT GIRL romance

Jack Jameson, that dog

>>78217056
Yeah, what's up with Peter Parker's love life getting so much focus? Who CARES what's going on with Betty Brant and Gwen Stacy!

>>78214394
Remember, Islamic characters can't ever talk like Americans even if they were born here and grew up here and obviously would pick up the fucking slang.

>>78213883
You can like brown girls and chunky girls. The brown girls route didn't pan out, Bruno switched gears.

Plus you know a girl named Mike that still fucks boys does anal.

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>>78213087
Does anybody else feels like Bruno deserves better?

I mean I get it, Kamala is superheroine fresh meat so the authors want to put her on every superhero dick in the vicinity

But Bruno is attractive and has good character, and they gave him this for a date.

How much funnier it would be if his date was a 10/10 blue eyed blonde after all the racist shit that he got from her family

>>78213087
I love Zoe's face as if it's saying:
>This is just like those turkish soap operas my mom loves

>>78221798

Just let him be happy. Nigga's gonna have this heart broke when it turns out this chick is an alien or an Inhuman or something.

>>78221798
So you want him to date Zoe?
It would be a million times funnier if he started dating Nakia since her parents are more open to western influence

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Hey guys, I stopped reading the comic a while ago , how it's going?

Stopped reading because Islam stuff was cringy and felt like a borderline propaganda

Shame though, Kamala is a cute and her character has nothing to do with this religious stuff

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>>78214043
>safe armor

kek'd

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>>78213966

>>78221798
I think its great that Bruno realized that it was best to just fuck off of there.

Screw 'em.

>>78221890
Nakia, the hijabi feminist? The chick who chooses Falcon over Hulk? Nah, man.
She's way too touchy-feely with Kamala, anyway.
I mean, have you seen her talk to a guy other than Bruno?

>>78221917
She met Wolverine and Medusa, got Lockjaw as a companion, killed a mocking- a cockatoo, got herself a fascist nemesis in her childhood friend and let Bruno down before the world ended.
Now Bruno fucks a fat chick and Kamala is jelly as all hell.

>>78222054
Nakia the girl with the fully westernized parents, that wears that napkin on her head and is super into islam as a way to rebel against them. Which when you think about it is a very white-girl thing to do.

>>78222111
If you have a rug for her to munch five times a day, sure.

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Kamala please, don't call Bruno a man whore just because you thought he'll keep waiting

>>78214543
>a comic about a white supremacist and a muslim extremist being roommates, first hating each other's guts, then slowly becoming besties

/co/ is where the magic happens

10/10 would read

>>78213087
>Monogamous relationship
>manwhore

Pick one

>>78214252
/pol/ doesn't hate Muslims. A good portion of /pol/ are Muslims. /pol/ is permanent MIDF occupied territory.

>>78222750
>His confession was 8 months ago
>He's been dating make from 1+1/2 month
>She had 7 months to resolve her feelings and only now feels jealous

Fucking women.

>>78223576
Yeah, what did she expect? Did she want him to moon after her and go crazy psycho stalker after she told him they could never be together?

>>78223576

there's been a 10 foot tall kidnapping frog on the loose everyday for the past 8 months, she was understandably busy.

>>78223697
right, she was never just a student during the past 8 months
she was constantly working as ms marvel, never doing anything else

>>78223552
/pol/ here, were just don't trust people in general

>>78223697
That battletoad will be her arch-nemisis.

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>>78223749

well yeah, cuz you're all russian jews - where's the shekels in trust and cooperation?

>>78223759
>fights battletoads
>fights evil gentrification sodosopa robots
Kamala leads an interesting life

>>78213087
>can't have delicious brown girl
>settles for chubby girl who can fulfill his needs

The official /co/ ranking and preference in effect

>>78214439
Using the Lord's name in vain is offensive.

>>78223792
shekels are hidden under my mattress of course

>>78223576
>>78223641
While Bruno obviously did nothing wrong, Kamala is acting pretty much exactly as I'd expect a teenage girl to act. It's stupid and selfish to think Bruno would forever pine after her after being shut down, but that doesn't change the fact that it's kinda what she wants, and when confronted with the reality her first reaction is hurt and jealousy. With someone older I'd expect them to just be happy for Bruno and move on, but for a teenager's hormone-ridden thinking the reaction is totally believable.

>>78223840
'Mike' is so shit and Bruno should feel bad for having such shit taste in settling for 2nd best
>Riveter bandanna
>Checkered shirt
>Fat
>Quirky, nerdy and has dyed hair
>2 Moms (or her dad looks like a frumpy lesbian)
she's also obviously a dyke. Bruno is her beard

>>78223888
it's a pretty petty human reaction
people always want things both ways

>>78223897
Mike tries to get into Nakia's hijab, I tell you.

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>>78223888

Kamala is really just unworthy of Bruno's affection at this point - she's very much a user who takes him shamelessly for granted.

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>Bruno ends up cucking Kamala with Mike, Zoe, Nakia and a reformed Kaboom

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>>78224245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

>>78224245
please no, Bruno and Kamala must be in a pure relationship anything less is haram/heretical

>>78224245
>reformed Kaboom

Wait, does Fox own the rights to Tabitha Smith? I'd read the fuck out an ongoing where Kaboom was being "mentored" by Nextwave's version of Tabitha Smith, only it was mostly Kaboom trying to keep Tabitha out of trouble.

Why do you people read this pandering garbage?
Her character is literally "teen muslim muslim muslim please look how muslim I am sweet sweet infidel meat"

>>78224527
Kamala a cute

>>78224527
It's the story of a cute brown girl that gets superpowers and takes a wild ride on the cucktrain

What's not to love?

>>78224527
did a brown girl hurt you anon?

>>78224677
>>78224554
>cute brown girl
She's not cute and fetishizing people's skin color is fucking sad.

>>78224554
>>78224677
>>78224702
>being so racist that you end up a leftist
Oh dear...

>>78224737
point on the doll where the brown girl touched you, anon.

>>78224737
/co/mblr pls

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>>78224702

>>78224753
>buzzwords
>grasping straws already

Fuck all of this! Where is my fucking storytime?!
I need a hit, man! I need it bad!

>>78224811
Just download them man. No need to wait for a storytime.

>>78224811
there was a story time a few days ago, it's still in the archives anon

>>78224879
>>78224874
I mean today's issue.

>>78224911
give it time

>>78214219
/pol/ >>>out

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>>78224959
I- I don't think I'll make it, man! Don't you have, like the new Silk or something? Anything!

>>78225043
cocaine helps calm the nerves anon, but nothing like Kamala

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>>78224911
We're just killing time with this thread till our guy shows up with the goods. I for one can't wait for more of the cuckening

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>>78225079
Tell me about it.

>>78224342
Anon, no relationship last long in comics. Even if they ended up togheter something would fuck thier relationship.

Fuck, if Black Bolt and Medusa can't resist, who can?

>>78225079
It is time
>>78225556

>>78225529
doesn't BB have other wives?

>>78223888
Trips confirm.

I agree. Kamela is entitled to be imperfect. Her reaction is wrong - but also very human.

>>78214252
>how well liked Muslims are by Tumblr's demographic
Exotic culture that's currently being demonized by popular media where women's issues are a huge thing right now. Add on some LGBT controversy and you're aces.

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>>78226091

Yay!

>>78221798
He'll win Kamala eventually. Count on it.

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>>78226138

>>78214219
I'm fine with a random Imam giving good advice, that feels like something that could happen in real life even if I'm ambivalent about the religion on it's whole but I completely agree with you about the whole white convert thing (and by extension the fact that the experience of being a second generation Pakistani-American is probably pretty different from that of a white Western convert who moved to Egypt) making the whole venture feel inherently dishonest and proselytizing, it's one of the main reasons I could never really get into this.

I find converts generally to be kind of weird regardless of the nature of their conversion, it's an experience that's fundamentally hard to relate to and there's also the whole reformed whore aspect of it

>>78224737
Who is the person who brought her skin color in?

>>78226138
they were beaten and raped to death later that day.

>>78230755
Source?