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How would /co/ waste it's time travel trip?

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How would /co/ waste it's time travel trip?
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I'd try to get dubs.
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Go back in time and fap to cave women.
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Prevent Dan Slott's birth! Wait, you said waste.
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>>78211685
I'd kill Malcolm Thawne
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>>78211685
Put my keys where I can find them
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>>78211685
Fuck with Barry's life as much as possible.
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I'd go back to try and save Constantinople from the Turk

>implying it wouldn't be a waste
>implying there's hope
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Go back to 1980 and see moviegoers' original reactions to Empire Strikes Back.
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>>78211685
Messing with history is too dangerous. I'd go back just far enough to leave myself winning lottery numbers. Money may not buy happiness but I'm willing to test that hypothesis.
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>>78212130
Go home, Zoom
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>>78211685
i'd go back to my grampa and tell him he was the best person i've ever knew
damn i wish i went to the hospital that day instead of waiting the day after...
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Give the founding fathers a wedgie each when they are drafting the constitution.

Ben Franklin gets a titty twister.
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>>78212202
This.

Messing with historic events is dangerous for everyone around the world, so being selfish is the most selfless thing to be when time traveling.

Meet some people, see the sights, and get some money. Don't do anything else.
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>>78211685
I'd go back to December 1980 and prevent Mark Chapman from shooting John Lennon.
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>>78211685
I'd make sure Seth MacFarlane got on that plane.
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>>78211685
Have a look at some rl Dinosaurs.
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i suppose to some point on the last 10 years, maybe working on the background to try to not be a total useless piece of shit

or you know going on a kill spree against everyone i hate and posting it on some place called 4chan, also putting the dates of everything importat that will happen after that
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Go back and kill Mao.
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>>78212183
>Wow, what an ending! Who'd have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father!
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>>78212202
I'd go back and spoil it for everyone
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>>78212471
Meant for >>78212183
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Don't travel to any time before i was born, in case i fuck things up and prevent my own birth, then fade out of existence.

I'd probably beg my dad not to go to work on the day he had his accident. And ensure my present day self is filthy rich of course.
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Go back in time and break up with gf of 2.5 years in high school that didn't last and proceed to bang all those girls I missed out on cause "muh committed relationship"
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wait no i changed my idea
keking my self since it was not going to work anyway
so why not do that and keep fucking the same girl and try to not have the same problems this time
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>>78211685
I would smother Woodrow Wilson in his crib, while he was still an infant.
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>>78211685
By doing absolutely nothing. I wouldn't even time travel.
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>>78212365
made a friend and i chortle out loud with that post
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>>78211685
go back in time and tell everyone about the future of comics in the year 2015 back in 1990. they would laugh and call me a madman, probably lock me up
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Stop 9/11, buy BitCoin.
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>>78212880
>stop 9/11
why?
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>>78211685
>it's
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>>78213013
No pointless Iraq War, no ISIS, nobody getting upidy at Assad, no Paris
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>>78212880
You should learn to spell first.
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By killing myself before I was born.
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>>78212880
>not stopping the treaty of Versailles from being written to fuck over Germany, and making sure hitler gets into art school by BTFO-ing the pretentious frenchies who booted him
>not preventing ww2 from being as terrible, the German invasion of Russia, the Cold War, Afghanistan, a portion of middle east's current instability, 9/11, Isis, and bullshit with post-terrorism censorship, all at once
Hurr
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Go back to 77,Ruin the next 5 Star Wars for everyone,Stab Steve Jobs in the pancreas,and tell John Lennon he's the best and to kill Paul McCartney before he can kill him first
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Go back to 9th grade and tell myself to get with that girl who had an obvious crush on me or go back to 2 years ago and tell myself to grind the fuck out of Red XIII, either one it doesn't matter.
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>>78213341
I think if you just stopped Princep you would pretty much do alot of that by hopefully preventing WW1
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>>78211685
well, technically there is no way to travel back in time.
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>>78211685
fuck the past. I leap into the future, grab as much information as I can, and take it back with me. Lotto numbers, sports dates, tech, wikileaks, celebrity gossip, anything that might let me get a leg-up.
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>>78213210
>No pointless Iraq War
anon, the gulf war never ended. There was always going to be more exuses to go back.
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> Go back & my 13 year old self
> Warn me about the weird 12 year old that will be rigorously grabbing at my cock the summer
> tell myself not to freak out and go with it
> Loose virginity at 13
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Go back and stop myself from scaring off that girl who liked me by telling her was sexually harassing me.
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All of my friends and I have a pact: none of us will ever go back in time, anywhere for any reason.

If I had a time machine, I'd destroy it to keep any cunts from fucking up the entire universe on a whim.
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>>78213341
>>78211685
curb stomp George lucas so hard

I hate him so much
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>>78211685
Shitposting
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>>78211685
Making sure I knew how to fucking study, so I could get above-decent grades after highschool.
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Tell Trank not to work with Fox after Chronicle because it'll only end in heartbreak.
Tell Edgar Wright to hurry the fuck up with Ant-Man.
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>>78215096
Terry is lying
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Waste nothing. I'm making sure it counts.

Going back and stopping them from releasing Robocop 3.
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>>78211685
>it's

Anyway, I'd go forward. It might be risky if we all end up killing ourselves and I overshoot the end of the world or something... but I'd like to see what the future has to offer.

If I snag some immortality drugs, super VR porn, sports almanacs or fun future toys... well, it'll work out.

Just gotta put a few grand in an account or fund to earn interest before I leave, and I'd be set.
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travel back in time and warn myself to check my order before driving away that one time I ordered five mcribs and only got 4. I was furious and still hungry
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>>78212180
It was a lost cause by that point anyway. Better to try to save it from the Venetians.
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>>78211685
I'd go back in time and leave a note on my desk with instructions and warnings an
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>>78211685
I'd go enjoy the holocaust.
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>>78218189
Came here to post this
That or hang with Leonardo Da Vinci
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>>78218299
>I share an interest with a tripfag
I feel so dirty inside
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>>78213781
you could also stop that by preventing the suicide of Crown Prince Rudolf of Austria in 1889, as then Franz Ferdinand wouldn't even be the heir of Austria Hungary.
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>>78218371
But then it raises the question of would it just be postponing the inevitable of the war
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Prevent Britannicus's assassination by the hands of Emperor Nero, preventing the collapse of the Julio Claudian line. Or some other method of preventing darkness from falling.
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Make Hitler win.
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>>78218367
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>>78211685
Kill my dad before I'm conceived.

Not because I dislike him. Because I want to see what that sort of time paradox would do.
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>>78211685
Kill hitler as a baby I know it feels like a dick move to kill hitler as a baby and not as an adult when his reich is starting
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>>78218494
Can we just watch the jews burn and never speak of this again?
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>>78218522
Look at it from this side, random crazy man commits infanticide.

What if each time a baby is killed, it's really a time traveler from the future preventing a terrible person from doing unspeakable acts, and hitler was the 'better alternative'?
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>>78218542

>If you went back in time and killed Hitler when he was a baby, people would just say, "Oh, my God. That lady killed a baby."
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>>78211685
Study how this shit no matter how long it would take, especially its butterfly effects.
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>>78218542
There is the whole idea that if WWII didn't happen, THE USA would most likely have not recovered from its Great Depression [wars back then actually made money!], so that could be an interested parallel to see.

And shit id hang out in the 1920s. Gang violence, speakeasies, flappers..
You know, live it up before America fucked itself over.
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>>78218519
my money is that the universe just won't care
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re-do a date I had with a girl a few years ago
she told me that if I had pretended to be mute, I'd of had gotten laid
>tfw you are your biggest cockblock
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I go into the distant future and bring back all the technology needed for me to become a Kamen Rider.
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>>78218640
Fuck that, I'd assemble a sentai team.
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>>78213341
But then we wouldn't have rockets, jets, or helicopters for at least another decade.
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And I change my mind, id warn myself about dating certain people, and to focus on my artwork instead of shitting about and half-assing it for four years.
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>>78218651
But then all the bad guys you fight will be roughly 5 times as strong as you, possibly even 6 to 7 times by the end of it.
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>>78218680
Sounds like something a yellow would say.

As a red, I am sure that our advances in skill, technology, courage, and teamwork would throw us at least 8-9 times stronger than when we started.
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>>78211685
Go back in time to Archimedes or something, learn greek (somehow), initially just communicate through mathematics.
Eventually draw from my basic knowledge of the future and become the inventor of EVERYTHING.
Something like that.
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>>78218820
How much of that technology would be devoted to battling kaijin though?
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>>78218923
At least a quarter but maybe half, entirely devoted to transforming, assembling, giant robo.
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>>78218950
Your gonna have a pretty hefty explosion budget though
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>>78218960
They're color coded!
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>>78218601

>would do this too
>forget I'm black

What can I do as a time-traveling black anon with knowledge of future events and technologies.
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>>78218960
Nah, life will just cgi them into the scenes in post.
You'll hardly even notice.
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>>78218967
Go to one of the African kingdoms in the middle ages and help them get their shit together
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>>78218950
Well, either way I'm still going to go Rider.
I mean, who else will you crossover with during the real life SHT?
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>>78218969
But what if the animator dies?
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>>78218996
We can just get another one.
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>>78211685

FOR YOU I WILL DO IT /co/

I WILL GO BACK AND STOP MARVEL FROM SELLING THEIR MOVIE RIGHTS
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>>78218982

>I'm light-skinned

They'll probably kill me or revere me as some kind of god.

I'm American black. I ain't Mufasa black.
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>>78219008
You might do better in one of the islamic kingdoms if your willing to convert
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>>78219006
Marvel wouldn't exist then.
DC may have bought the rights to all their characters who knows.
The comics landscape would be weird.
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>>78219008
There were light-skins in those days.If you're going to any west-African kingdom, they won't fear you or anything. They pretty much were connected with the entire world at some point in the past.

Studies show they were a lot more connected to the world than previously thought. Don't forget Arabs also existed in Africa.
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>>78219036
And don't forget how much gold Mali had in the middle ages
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Lottery, give my younger self crucially information
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