I think that anon meant more that sometimes newborns will have hair that they're born with but then they'll shed it and their real hair grows in.
Your brother's thing does happen too, but it's a different thing.
I'm pretty sure she just got mad at Tony because he asked "Do you know who the father is?" which is a pretty jerk-ass question as compared to "Who's the father?"
If you ask a woman if she knows who the father of her baby is, you're basically saying she's a whore who's banging so many guys it's a mystery who the real dad is
I know this is impossible.
But, It is Captain marvel or Ben Parker (Not uncle ben)
...It all makes sense now.
Marvel, in their ever genius glory, with their All-New, All Different line up of boundary pushing shenanigans, decided to cook up a nice surprise for us! They're all about lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and transgressional people, as well as shoving the ethnic envelope in a more spotlight bearing lode.
That baby is blonde! And I seriously doubt the writers have the knowledge or foresight to know that hair color changes with age when you're a little babby.
I get it now. I get it. They wanted to push it, so they did! Jessica Drew and Carol Danvers had a baby! You know why?! Because one of the writer staff probably heard about that scientific thingamajig where lesbians can have babies based entirely off a sample of bone marrow! Yeah!
That's why Jess got angry when Tony asked who the father was! Because there was no father! Never ever!
Because that baby has two mothers!
The baby starts title-hopping, changing to fit the book while still ostensibly being Jess' kid even when it doesn't make sense. It's the new crossover event Spider-Woman versus Child Protective Services.
>ecause one of the writer staff probably heard about that scientific thingamajig where lesbians can have babies based entirely off a sample of bone marrow!
It uses genetic materials from two egg cells, not bone marrow. Also it only results in girls.
>As long as they have one set of genitals, none of that dick and vag crap.
Oh, you are one of these /d/ guys.
>Blonde baby is born
>He grows up to be a super model who just so happens to have a sore spot for Wakandians
>Donates all his riches to the nation
This is all part of Black Panther's plan.
It's the other Black Panther's baby.
Yo, be careful, someone from themarysue might be lurking this thread. Your giving them ideas for new articles to shill. i can already see the title, "You wont believe how awesome it is that Captain Marvel and Spider-women have a baby together! And guess what, those silly dumb nerdboy scum are angry!" Your giving them easy sales mate.
IPS cells, Social Justice, and memes.
God Wills it
>she's only pregnant for 4 issues
Well shit, what do I fap to now?
I didn't really think google image searching futa through before I did it.
Luckily this is what came up.
I didn't know Buddy G was an Avenger!
>assigning genders to a small child that doesnt know what xhi is
literally worse that hitler
Jesus, Why do I find day 11 hot? What's wrong with me?
The only other people who talk at the party are Spidey - who doesn't care all that much and just says Jess loves attention - and Carol, who had already had been chewed out for asking.
Honestly if the baby doesn't turn out to be some bullshit plot by a villain caused by the universe reboot or whatever the fuck happened after Secret Wars, I'll be disappointed.
It's gotta be something like this. There's something weird happening in a lot of the books. Kamala has somehow missed that her best friend is banging someone, but everyone acts like it's normal. Jess is pregnant and no one knows how. Peter has somehow turned his life around and is not only a competent hero with his life on track, but is SUCCESSFUL?
Nah. Something ain't right.
Alright, anon, I'll bite, what's the all-natural method for two women producing a baby by themselves?
Superpowers and or some kind of energy construct penis is well past the "natural" threshold, for the record.
Carol to be progressive
then they'll be in lesbians and get married for a year or so
then the whole SJW thing will blow up in marvels face like these things always do and the status will maintain quo
Would anybody honestly care though? At best you'd probably see more fallout if they actually went and did it, then didn't even acknowledge the relationship in the Captain Marvel movie.
Are people actually seriously invested in Carol as a potential father? I thought we were all doing it as a joke because it seems like something Marvel would actually do.
Eh, they threw us the Harley & Ivy bone a long time ago.
Getting Carol to be a baby-daddy requires the kind of psychic shamanistic fuckery on the level of /tv/ crashing a plane or /v/ manifesting Venom Snake and Diamond Dogs into reality.
We'd need to have constant goddamn threads about it and inane things for us to constantly repeat and chant.
the father is
It's an edit. It's from her last Ms Marvel series written by Brian Reed.
While that series does not feature this scene, it does have that super powered cat fight between Carol and Moonstone. And Carol and Rogue. And Carol and Carol.
The run isn't particularly great, but it's still an enjoyable read in my oppinion if you're interested and it does go on for quite a while.
Could be Iron Fist, just imagine, that way Bendis has both Jessicas with Luke and Danny and he can make them a lower foursome.
Also best way for Misty Knight to finally get with Paladdin.
Only Danny ends up the loser in this story.
you know how in preparation for fertilization the uterus thickens with a flesh wall called endometrium, and if there is no fertilization the endometrium will melt and be released during the menstruation?
well, what if the endometrium, instead of lining the uterus, forms into a bball protecting the egg cell? And then the endometriumball can be expelled and inserted into another woman's uterus where it will accept her egg cell, and the 2 egg cells will fuse together and the hosting woman thus becomes pregnant?
That's how it would work I guess
>what if the endometrium, instead of lining the uterus, forms into a bball protecting the egg cell?
Did someone call for a baby to be formed from a b-ball?
my theory is its Hulkling and there will be some time travel shenanigans that will send him back in time.
pic related started a PMC called Sons of Liberty International.
>The two eggs cannot form a zygote
and the endometrium can form a protective that can merge with another endomentrium?
Obviously in such a circumstance the conditions inside the endometriumball will enable the 2 eggs to form a zygote.
>that would be a horrific fucking bloody nightmare
well do you have a better idea for how a woman could fertilize another woman without resorting to technology and ithout change to their genitals?
One day our scientific progress may enable us to make such a method reality!
father is Ai Apaec
Spider-Gwen still lives on Earth-SG, she just pops round to visit Jess know and then. She and Peter avoid each other so that it's easier for them to not conflate each other with the dead version of them they feel guilty about.
>White baby with blonde hair
Way to encourage racial hatred and keeping minorities shackled in mental and emotional prisons. That baby had every right to be black but hey why be progressive and moving into the future right?
You remember that time when Spider-woman was sucking some mad dick from those Spider-vampires.
And become their personal cum-dumpster,
I want to say it's not Carol because everyone has already guessed it and Hopeless wants to do "LE EPIN TWISTS O_O" but he might've not expected everyone to guess it so quickly.
I wouldn't put it past him to change it still, though.
For the sake of discussion, who are the most "controversial" people it could be, not counting females because we all fucking know if it's a female it's gonna be Carol.
>Star Lord (though I doubt Bendis would allow it)
>Howard the Duck
You're expecting the ALL-NEW, ALL DIFFERENT (Tee Em) Crew to remember tiny details like that?
Did you forget who the fan-proclaimed "King of Marvel" is?
Bendis, that is, comic writer Bendis?
As far as any fan from 2009 onward is concerned, Jessica is a naturally black haired.
How many issues was Sue pregnant with Franklin?
Not really an odd question considering comics.
And blonde too. So is it Steve's?
Or how about a male, alternate universe version of Carol that did the deed. I mean we had a female Tony in one past alternate universe. So a Carl Danvers shouldn't be a stretch.
In the last issue of her series she visited Jess and in the current spiders comic all of them are seen jumping universes constantly so they visit each other a lot. Peter and Gwen both accepted the person who they were talking to isn't the one they lost (which naturally would make you feel awkward towards someone) and they seem to be on good terms.
hopeless keeps dodging the question saying that she has no obligation to tell anyone who the father is.
which is fine for between characters, but to a reading audience it's just obnoxious
Gwen still compares herself to main Gwen and Jess says her and Peter need to talk about it.
Now why the hell was 65!Harry a nigger in the flashback but in the present time looks way paler? Goblin juice?
>people forgetting that Jessica dyes her hair
And how does Tony know what's going on? Apparently there's no superhero gossip ring cause it didn't just happen to her.
Also Kitty herself was ready to tell Piotr he's a daddy before she found out what it was.
Except your hair color can change. Sometimes the genes for dark hair don't quite work correctly until puberty.
That's not relevant at all?
If by artificially you mean take the eggs DNA and structure it to fit inside a sperm and be capable of doing combination with another egg pronucleus then yeah. You don't need an egg for that though. At that level of technology you might as well just build the Zygote artificially and skip everything else.
The Y chromosome is almost entirely responsible for the sperm.
Psylocke isn't the mother, Nereel is.
No anon, it made her mad that someone asked if she knew who the father was, implying she was so irresponsible and forgetful she couldn't remember all the times she potentially was impregnated