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If you were an animal-person in Bojack Horseman. What animal would you be?
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A mouse, because it's already my fursona
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intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
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A sad platypus.
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A cat is fine too.
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Reddit please go
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Depressed.
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Probably just a human, I'm like Todd, intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

>>78200505
>This show is reddit
>Not Dan "Edge-personified" Harmon's baby reddit and memey
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>>78200409
how do you come up with a fursona?

is it what you want to be or what you think you'd be if you were an animal person?
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Snek
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>>78200348
I'd ideally like to be a goat because goats are cool, but I think I'd act more like a hyena or something in the context of the BoJack Universe.
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>>78200348
A cute little mare.
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A mouse. It would make a decent pun with my first name, which is the entire point.
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>>78201219
I'd make more sense to make something that would be a representation of you, although from what i've seen, most of them seems to go with wishfullfilment.
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>>78200348
About this episode, did Mr. Peanut Butter actually forgive Bojack, or did he just give the audience a happy ending because he realized it's his job?
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A fat, lazy, lop eared rabbit.
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gone ahead and did mine
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I'd be the animal most similar to me, right? Well that'd be a three-toed slothman. Lethargic and resigned to the fact that some day I'll get hit by a bus.
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A hamster or some sort of a lap dog.
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Reddit the Mememan
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>>78201418
I'd pat her flank as I walked behind her, if you know why I mean.
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A seal, or a beagle, probably, if last names must be puns.

>>78201418
Source? Neither image search helped.
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I would just be the same old green me.
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This feels like a very thinly veiled furfag thread.
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>>78201219

If you don't already know what species your fursona is, you're probably not a true furry and can never create a fursona you'll be forever comfortable with.
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>>78200348
Pitbull
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>>78202013

"True furry" is not the same as "true autist"

Until you go and fuck someone in a suit you're fur-virgin
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>>78200348
I'll be a Paul McCartney or a bunny,
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>>78201897

Artist is hyo-ga.

http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=338289
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>>78200348
It depends honestly, the show is really inconsistent with how much "animal" a person is.

For example, in the first episode Bojack says he weighs 1200 pounds, which kind of makes sense because he's a horse. But that's actually pretty heavy, and it's never really reflected on through the environment (ie, nothing bends or breaks or whatever).

Conversely, bird animal people can fly simply by flapping their arms, and Wanda (Bojack's owl girlfriend) has the vision of an owl (extremely acute night vision).

So the question is, how many animal powers do you get from being that animal, and what else changes in terms of your physique?

I'd probably just go for human and get a cute waifu or something.
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>>78200348
Poorly disguised furry thread for this pro-furry propaganda show. Yiff in hell.
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>>78201908
Filthy Reptilian discovered.
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>>78200505
>>78201632
/tv/ please go.
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>>78201523
Why so serious amirite :^)
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Can't you furshits take this to another board?
I think /b/ is a much better place for people like you.
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>all these mammal fags
Disgusting!
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I'm so shallow I'd probably end up as a human in the Bojackverse.
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>>78205952
Why are 40kfags so autistic?
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A great white shark.

Then I die because I'm out of water.
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I'm tubby and gross and have a turned up nose, so I guess I'd be a pig lady.
Maybe a boar lady, due to my standoffish isolated nature and aggression?
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>>78206115
>being this mammal-centric
You could always be a leech or some kind of fat grub
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>>78206234
Bugs are shit though.
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>>78206256
Too bad.
Invertebrates make up of 99% of the world's biodiversity. Chances are you'd be one, most likely some sort of beetle larva.
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>>78206285
>larva
That makes literally no sense.
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>>78206308
Yes it does.
Beetles generally spend most of their lives as larva, unless you are old as fuck, you'd be a squirming squishy beetle larva person. Roughly 25% of us would be.
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>>78206234
I may be a butterball, but I'm not some kind of dependent or parasite.
I guess if I was a bug I'd be a spider like a big orange orb weaver, fishes seem too spacey, I couldn't keep calm enough to be a cold-blooded herpoid, all fat birds are cute and happy like the adorable kakapo.
>>78206285
But there are considerably less insectfolk in the particular world of Bojack Horseman, or at least in L.A.
Maybe the entertainment industry has a mammalian bias?
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>>78206394
Well, that could be like saying in their universe that anyone living anywhere here in this universe would be Indian or Chinese.
Krill are actually the most populous beasts, too and not beetle larvae.
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>>78206416
>Maybe the entertainment industry has a mammalian bias?
I'd imagine so. Vertebrates are the jews of the animal world.
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>>78206487
I was going off on pure biodiversity, not population.
My numbers were off, anyways. A whopping 33% of us would be beetles.
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>>78206570
Beetles are the most biodiverse and not sea fairing worms?
I'm a bit shocked.
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>>78206394
Why aren't we mostly chinese or indian then?
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>>78206630
Maybe God is a beetles fan
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>>78200348
Probably a raccoon or a shark.
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Probably a cat, desu.
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>>78200348
An unhappy frog.
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I'm skinny with a pointy nose so probably some kind of bird.

Though my last name sounds like "Le Bear", so going by Bojack universe logic...
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>>78200348
Sheep.
My willpower and initiative stats are pretty much zero.
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>all the terrible choices ITT
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>>78207621
So what would you choose, some kind of obscure edgy animal?
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A sexually conflicted cat.
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>>78207905
A hybrid of 12 animals with one dark angel wing.
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>>78207905
I don't know, what kind of animal is just an asshole?
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>>78207986
Wasps
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>>78208053
yeah fuck those guys
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>>78207986
>>78208053
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>>78207986
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>>78206029
So the furries have someone to look up to.
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>>78201523
>t-shit
I love it
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>>78208175
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human or something like a rat, probably
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A chubby, miserable cat: introverted, only reaching out to others when it desperately needs something and sleeping constantly
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>>78200348
Nobody knows what I am and I'm perfectly ok with that, more privacy for me.
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DUDE ANIMAL HEADS LMAO
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>>78206674
IM GONNA FUCKING CUT YOU CARLOS AAAHHG
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>>78200348
Either a cat because I'm kind of a asocial asshole or pig because of my pig disgusting fugy inbred genetics
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>>78202250
Would you say he is a furgin?
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BACK IN THE 90S
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>>78201509

I don't know what you mean, a lion/dragon/unicorn hybrid perfectly captures my personality.
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>>78201536

Sloths sometimes reach for the next branch, but give up out of laziness, and then they fall to their deaths.
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>>78211850

Seriously, who could pass up such obvious wordplay.
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>>78210989

Everybody knows what an axolotl is.
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>>78200348

Hyena

Not actually mean, not actually happy, not actually a dog but good at pretending

Also i wish to take girldick up the ass sometimes
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>>78200348
Tiger would b cool
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Fox I guess
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>>78200348
Now I'm thinking about Maus.
>He also had a lot of dogs. Does this ruin my metaphor?
I swear a lot of people liked this story for the quirkiness, just like so many other stories in English about foreigners.
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>>78216398

>Not actually mean

Hyenas are fucking psychos, what the Hell do you mean?
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>>78200348
A Lobster.
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>>78200348

This is just a veiled fursona thread.
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>>78200348
a dohle, a medium sized carnivorous canine that can weigh around 40lbs, and is culturally associated with intelligence, cooperation, and attacking shit much bigger than itself, occasionally fighting tigers and regularly killing prey weighing 175kg.
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>>78205926
How does this even apply? I am genuinely curious as to the troll logic behind this.
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a goat. playful and temperamental.
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>>78201523
I like it
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ha ha I hate myself
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>>78201243
What's up with snake owners and their attempts to cutify what's perhaps one of the best designed predators just behind the shark and the wolf.
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>>78201982
>thinly veiled
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I'm pretty smart, sharp and with excellent vision. I'd be an owl tbqh
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>>78208111
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>>78218117
Snakes are pretty cute though, many reptiles are.
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