Your favorite /co/ character is now dating Superman. What's

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AWK-ward

>>78184536
Incestous.

>>78185383
Power Tits or Superteen?

>>78184536
Technically masturbation.

my favoriite /co/ character is metallo!

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That's not gonna end well for anyone

>>78184536
...That would be pedophilic.

>>78184536
Midnighter would be pretty into it.

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>Superman can't die because he literally fucks Death

>>78184536

>Tie between Spider-Man and Superman

well

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proven shit

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>>78184536
Gay.

Mad gay.

>Ted Kord starts dating Superman for some reason

That would be fun to see if only for Booster's outraged reaction

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Batman would try to ruin it.

>>78186772
Bruce is such a cunt, I love him

>>78186772
What's the correct term for this? Bat-blocked? Cock-batted?

>>78184536
Superman is now dating himself.

>>78185567
It'd be a gigantic guilty pleasure. Maybe too much, because unless he's banging Clark and only knows he's banging some huge, super-durable nerd, it's 100% replacement boyfriend.

...Actually, Midnighter/Clark Kent sounds great.

>X-23
I'd read it

>>78186743
I don't know if he'd be more outraged, or jealous

>>78191106
He'd break out the Supernova suit.

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>>78184536
>captain marvel/shazam dating supe

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Gross.

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Incestous

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The world needs more SuperPower

>>78186687
I was gonna say this.
God Wondy got the short stick in this one. I hated that they made it seem shes only with him because of how "godly" and "unhuman" he was.

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>>78195855
That's sexual assault.

>>78195855
God PeeG's face. Everytime

>>78195914
I've always said I might not hate it if they focused on the farm boy dating a princess thing instead, alas

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It would be an....interesting pairing.

DC should make a HarleyXSuperman mini-series the same way they did the Harley and Powergirl one.

>>78195955
Even that is kinda dumb because nowhere in the nu52 has Diana been dealing with being a princess. If they started the trend it could have been nice.
But even when dealing with the Olympians it wasnt because she was a princess.

>>78184536
Superman/Cyclops.

They would band together with other Rightbros and form the Sense of Right Alliance.

batman, Talyia, and Selena in a 3way relationship

>>78195855
Supes is too good for her.

>Superman/Superman
STORY TRUMPS CONTINUITY

>>78196436
would never work

>>78184536
superman is now in a relationship with the Joker