Star Wars: Legacy Storytime Part 7

>>78080179
first for Cade being the biggest cunt in a setting in which there are multiple genocidal maniacs

>>78080257
ah fuck yeah Alliance time

>>78080278
137 years after Yavin and the ship designs are straight out of the crapper?

>>78080477
I'll cut you

>>78080642
Gunner time, oh yes

Deliah Blue! Deliah Blue!!

>>78080742
Hooooot daaaaaammmmnnnn

>>78080661
Who flies a fighter with a wing right in front of the cockpit?

>>78080767
Back to being a pirate, Cade? You should have been stuffed in a sack and beaten on a staircase when you were young and spared the galaxy your stench.

>>78080950
Imperial Mission has the best nuns

>>78080936
Cade get off the holonet

>>78080989
>>78081009
>>78081023
YESSSSSSSSS!

>>78081163
Cade no

>>78081163
carry on that proud skywalker traition fortunate son

>>78081181
>tfw will never be the henchbeast for two space vampires

>>78081209
Oh wow, I didn't expect these rabbit aliens to show up. And it's even a gritty version.

>>78081580
Cade.......

>>78081738
>Cade has Anakin's saber with a green blade
>Luke has his own saber with a blue blade
hm

>>78081853
that isn't Anakin's lightsaber, it's Kol's

>>78081845
Did he fuck his best friend's mom?

>>78081766
this is what I like about Cade he just wants to be his own man and fuck around with his crew of space trash.

>>78081922
It's called being a responsibility-shirking shitbag.

>>78081906
wouldn't you?

>>78081890
it uses the exact same design as Anakin's, though

>>78081955
I like her and all, but not like that, so nope. It's creepy to even think about.

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>>78081992
Kol wasn't very creative.

>>78081697
Well, this is different

>>78082004
what if your best friend's mom looked like Morrigan Corde

>>78081697
>Luke's shit eating grin

>>78082049
> GUNN MIDRIFF!

>>78082170
Okay, Ethan might be the coolest cat in this series.

>>78082187
how more fucked up would Cade be if she had stayed?

>>78082170
you go Ethan

you defy Legacy's asshole mold

>>78082220
well she probably would've died with Kol, so more fucked up since he lost two parents who raised and loved him instead of just the one?

>>78081906
Cade's mom is a slut!

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That's all for today, more tomorrow!

>>78082340
>says she poisoned you
>you beg for the antidote
>the antidote is the poison

Cade's dad had to be fucking mental to love this bitch.

Thanks Holocron!

>>78082395
maybe she wasn't as bad when they met

>>78082395
Oh, I bet she just had them mixed up, that's all. Everyone can make that mistake!

>>78082395
Skywalkers have a long and storied tradition of sticking their dick into crazy or being crazy to begin with

dat ass is insane though, mustve been quite the sight back int he day

>>78081393
JEDI PRINCE

>>78082097
Don't push it, Cade

>>78082458
what? the only one I can think of is the implied budding romance between Ben and that Sith girl, and that got shot down before it could get off the ground by the EU wipe

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>>78082540
>Luke fucked her so hard she went full Darkside

>>78082340
Smooth.

>>78082340>>78082395

that was stone cold.

>>78080509
Feels :(

>>78082395
She's also fucking brilliant, look at what she's done undercover earlier in the series.

So, if I understand this correctly, Gunner is Cade's half-sister, and Cade is Princess Marasiah's fifth cousin?

>>78084283
Small galaxy.
Inbred galaxy.

>>78080703

Stealing from the Sith controlled Empire? The Black Sun has balls!

>>78084283
Sia is his fourth cousin

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Bump with sexy blue

>>78081663

Jar really really wants to do Cade's mom.

>>78085461
Someone should just make a collage of all the hot Blue panels.

>>78080278

Those new X-Wings are even worse than the new Tie fighters, holy crap.

WAY worse. Fugly as can be.

>>78080509
>may the stars take you in

Badass.

>>78080805
>she's a Zeltron
>she hasn't jumped his bones yet

Bullshit. Unless she swore to be monogamous with Skywalker, which would be insanely weird, she'd have asked HIM if he was feeling lonely.

>>78081922
Too bad he had to be a selfish, whiney brat about it.
Worst Skywalker.

>>78086902
she is pretty much monogamous to Cade

it's mentioned how weird it is

he's not monogamous to her because he's a cunt

>>78081291
Their soup talk is so stupid. It actually makes me glad they aren't canon anymore.

>>78086902
>>78086997
So...Blue gets /co/'s seal of approval of not a slut?

>>78087148
Deliah Blue is indeed best girl

>>78081906
I like to think so. She's been egging him on the whole time.

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>>78087238
Blue best girl certified.

>>78087148

Apparently. And she needs to fuck on an hourly basis. So she's basically a Zeltron celibate.

>>78087390
The more I hear about these Zeltrons, the more I like hearing.

>>78082225
>expecting a peaceful surrender from jedi.
>or one being offered by siths.

She really dropped the ball there. Like all common sense and historical knowledge left her head for that one plan.

>>78087624

Needs more cleevage

>>78081620
I think I just realized that their good traits must've come from their respective fathers. They must've inherited the attitude and assholeness from mom.

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>>78087661

>>78082097
God damn, does every Skywalker want to bang their siblings before they realize their relation? Should I expect Rey and Kylo to awkwardly flirt all the time too?

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>>78080324

So the X-wing is a Batmobil now?
Thanks Disney.

>>78089397
Kylo will probably just awkwardly stalk her and hope senpai notices him

>>78087707
Yeah, Nyna/Morrigan is kind of a huge bitch.

>>78081148

Haha check out the green rabbit from the first panel, looks like the same from those old EU comics with Han Solo

>>78080278
Gar Stazi is a genius, I love his character. I love that we get to see an actual rebel alliance that doesn't just rely on a magic samurai to throw hail mary's.

>>78093345
they certainly weren't "relying" on Luke's Jedi juju at Yavin, since he barely had it, and they still would've lost if Han hadn't shown up, and he wasn't involved AT ALL in the larger Battle of Endor, aside from removing one talented TIE pilot from the field

>>78093391
I'm not criticizing the actual Rebel Alliance, it's just the narrative relied entirely on their triumph against impossible odds. Still great films though.

>>78093259
Legacy is like a love letter to all those weird parts of the EU they wanted to forget.

>>78093345
my nigga

>>78084283
>>78084977
And Ania is some unknown relation to the Sia at least.

>>78093951
presumably Allana's descendant so...only 2nd cousin I think?

maybe 3rd

>>78086461
And you don't?

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>>78093976
Well, she could be a distant Solo relation, but that doesn't seem likely.

To bad we'll never know!

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>>78093951
she took after the Nerf herder side of the family

You know, I don't even care what they do with the rest of the EU, if they just gave us another run of Legacy I'd be happy.

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Mods are asleep post Sith.

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>>78094164
JJ can't be havin that now

>>78095740
Curse his evil bones

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>>78095671
I wonder what Maul would think about the One Sith aping his colors and tattoos

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>>78096015
He would probably think, "blargh, I have been cut in half and am dead"

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>>78096236

>>78080742
I just Blue my load

>>78082340
>>78082323
Nyna don't fuck around

will cade's mommy ever make things right with her son ?

>>78097608
nope

Threadly reminder that Calixte did everything wrong.

>>78097807
well fuck

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>>78098016
>>78098377
she needs a Galaxy's #1 Mom mug

>>78098016
Well not letting her estranged son form anymore criminal connections for his personal benefit at the future detriment of innocents is alright.

She could've done something to stop him from creepily hitting on his half-sister though.
She did *almost* everything wrong.

Thanks again OP

New thread when?

>>78098589
That goddamn filename.

>>78098589
kek

>>78102151
I suppose she did do some kekolding.

>>78102371
I am kind of curious about the sequence of children, since Cade and Gunner appear to be around the same age

also where did Cade's blond hair come from

>>78102371
i feel like something was spoiled here but im not mad. i was using kek not c u c k

>>78102429
Probably from his grandpa, since his uncle is also blond. Kol is the only redheaded Skywalker I'm aware of and its naturally a recessive trait, anyway.

Also, his mom is blond and I'm pretty sure that's her natural hair color, since it's her original identity.

>>78102525
His grandpa Ben was a ginger

>>78102570
Well, fuck.

>>78102622
or wait I think I got the generations confused

Ben would be Cade's great-grandfather, if Jagged is Roan's grandfather, and Roan is slightly older than Kol

>>78102525
knowing Nyna/Morrigan, her natural hair color is probably red too, and she dyes it for both identities just so she has a fallback plan if she needs to disappear

>>78103102
But if both mom and dad are gingers, Cade should be a ginger, too.

>>78096236
Obi-Wan-I-Can't-Actually-Kill-Anyone-When-I-Need-To-Kenobi

>>78103237
yeah well Luke turned out blond despite both his parents having brown hair

>>78103322
He wasn't that blond and I figured it had more to do with the fact that he spent so much time in the sun, anyway. True facts, your hair will lighten if you spend a lot of time outdoors. In a desert. On a planet orbiting a binary sun.

>>78100650
I'm super busy today so today's two storytimes will have to be later than usual.

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>>78103513
>two
the hero we deserve

>>78103513
Truly, you command dark and mysterious forces.

>>78103513
thank you

>>78103513

I'm waiting but I'm also happy. You're the best.

>>78102470
That's what you say but I know you look at Big Sith Cock porn.

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>>78105571
surprisingly not a lot of actual Sith cock in this one I give it 3.5 out of 5 stars

>>78105851

Always hated how Maul is consistently shat upon. The guy made himself from nothing and turned himself into a disciplined-ass motherfucker.

He'd be on par with Mace Windu as a fighter if he was just a bit stronger in the Force.

>>78106339
>made himself from nothing
>made himself
Sheev played a big part there

and let's be real, Sheev probably hampered his growth pretty hard because Maul was never meant to be his "true" apprentice

>>78106400

What I meant was, he went from being a meh-tier force user in terms of potential to a fucking lethal guy.

...also no. I'm never going to call Palpatine "Sheev". Just...no.

>>78106400
>Sheev probably hampered his growth pretty hard
No, Maul simply didn't have the potential to be any better than he was, that's all.

>>78106339
>He'd be on par with Mace Windu as a fighter if he was just a bit stronger in the Force.
LOL, no.

>>78106339
>Cusp of 2016
>Still liking some throwaway loser that got cut in two and fell down a hole

You were expected to have grown up by now and matured, anon.

I'm very disappointed in you.

>>78106650
>cut in two by the guy that brought up Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker
>after murdering his Master

Not a bad way to go.

>>78106682
>He was defeated by a padawan
>Not a bad way to go

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>78106721
Sith Lords that were not so cool:

>Darth Shaft
Tragically choked to death on his stew.
>Darth Rae
Tripped and broke her neck.
>Darth Maul
Killed by a padawan.

Yeah...the Sith don't talk about them.

>>78106721
I mean, said Padawan was promoted to Knight and got a Padawan of his own almost immediately thereafter

>>78086997

Yeah, Cade's a bigger slut than a Zeltron

It's sad. Thanks to Abrams and Disney, we'll never get to see half base human half Zeltron Skywalker children. Ever.

>>78106887
If it sells, they will make more Star Wars movies.
Maybe it happens in episode X