Good one OP
You can't find one worst than this tho.
Oh wai, just found kne thing even mkre cringey
here is a candidate
Jackie boy here is one of those unique cases of bad
I was actually following her comic and reading it, back when I was keeping tabs on like twenty different comics.
Then I found out about the
Derpydrama she started, looked into it and realized she's a psycho fuck.
Ectoplasmatic magical zoophilic ride
The storytiming urges burn again...
I feel this might make a good shortie...
On this here thread?
Why the hell not?
Now, ladies and gentlemen, may I direct your attention to the first inconsistency here: Ed with glasses.
Granted, this artist is more able to draw on-model, but that means little compared to...what comes next...
That said however, the art's attempt at more depth with the shading just feels like it's been coated in varnish or something.
sad to say, but i've read it and at first i kinda appreciated it for its trashyness.
also, the author is known for being a rape fetish guy and entitled egoncentric immature bitch.
No, dong. This is not your day.
If any of you feel violated, please. Come in. Have a shot or two.
>Ed has romanced other chickens
Um.....The shots are still open to you.
I'd always thought SOMETHING was going on. Not a legit relationship, mind, but something.
Now, you may notice two...additions to the cast.
The brown-haired one is somehow DD's grill friend. Also someone else's OC, but that person has since shut their DA down. Oh well.
The orange-haired one is Kevin's cousin and his story...I think must be told after this one. It's also made by the same author as this storm.
I wonder why all these supernatural plots always give themselves away by targeting Rolf's coop. Is it just cause they always targeted shepherds in the original tales?
I find it funny how Ed's jacket's so not-Slytherin.
You know about retarded horse, right? It was a cross-eyed background horse that became a meme. Eventually the show gave her lines and called her by the fandom name.
Yamino was one of the people who somehow got offended by this. Apparently the name
Derpywas insulting to the handicapped. She spearheaded a huge shitstorm about it, to the point that the episode was edited to change her voice (because it was "too dumb") and remove her name from everything. To this point, they can't use the name Derpyon any merchandise.
Yamino got tons of hate for it and left the fandom, whining about how horsefuckers are so mean for bullying her.
I'm going to assume that it has to do with Derpy's original voice. You may not be familiar but in MLP one of the background ponies had a following, and in one episode the pony was given a speaking role. It was a girl horse but the voice actress thought it was a boy horse and gave it a bit of an odd voice. Some of the fans liked it, other didn;t and said it represented the mentally feeble. The comic artist was probably on the mentally feeble side
zoophobia is absolute garbage and I the creator's eh. It was fun at first, but the creator lacks the aptitude to really turn it into anything interesting past teenage drama.
>Let's get outta here before he starts bawling like that time I told him no on making a scam
>NO ON MAKING A SCAM
Sin number 2: OOC.
WHY WOULD HE EVER SAY NO TO THIS?
The comic hasn't even really started yet, and I can't stand the snake/fox douche and his prissy love interest. I just now realized that chick is supposed to be that dude Afkinz, I had no idea until I looked it up, I thought she was his sister or something.
We can crop that last panel and make it look like Ed got high.
It'd be hilarious considering how this ends up.
I'm just gonna drop this here.
The chicken's secretly a human!
WHAT A TWEEST!
To be clear, I postes OOTS ironically, I love this comic.
Clearly these two are unmistakably similar. Even if you never saw the humie ever!
Mind, this is the unspeakable series.
They're a fandom unused to the extremism seen elsewhere.
>Ed boy a confirmed zoophiliac
>More news at 11
....Well, at least they didn't hold hands.
WORTHY OF BONG SING SAI
4/20 BEND IT
shes a human trapped in the body of a chicken.
lets imagine all this is a hallucination from forest shrooms and that hes fucking the corpse of a chicken in the woods.
She does do animated music videos. She's the one who bought that OC, then didn't give the creator credit, and they had a bitch fit over it. She then made the real creator into an 'evil abusive' ex-friend of her bought OC.
She's not very subtle.
Literally who? I know Kenzie has been getting picked on since day 1, but I don't really know why. I'm guessing because she's human? Also how has it not really started yet? I mean there's no apparent concurrent plot that has begun, but she hasn't even attempted really.
Yes. and the Ke$ha one too.
fuck you anon i was drinking
now there's coffee everywhere
I don't know. He's honestly got so little development.
ED BOY BACK TO NORMAL
While Ed's been fantasizing about this chicken, the others have been calling 911 and the cops. And maybe PETA.
You never pry into the details of the love between a man and his chicken. Even if the chicken isn't even his.
This is a perfect exploitable page. We can replace it with Loss, with QC, with Spiderman, you name it.
All sortsa shit's gone OOC in here.
Even Ed himself. And the chicken only makes it worse.
Do we have any emotionally stirring anime solos to put here?
Because this is a perfect scene.
I don't get why she slapped him.
Maybe a nod of disapproval or a tut, but a full-on slap?
>DO NOT CRUSH ED BOY'S DREAMS. THEY ARE FRAGILE, LIKE FEATHERS.
>Dubs after dubs
Feelin good here, famiglia. Even if these suckos don't.
Dammit, I need to stop forgetting shit.
DD's girlfriend OC from a friend of the author. Sadly, the original maker's DA is dead, so I can't say much more.
Are most webcomics bad because the writers don't have editors?
Any good webcomics? Property of Hate is one of the few I know of.
Why does this look like a very bad manga?
>I feel all warm and fuzzy when you speak to my utter, Spell...
>SPEAK TO MY UTTER
Perhaps. But that only goes so far to fix this.
Take for example heivais. Sure, she writes weird fetish shit like beefcake reindeer and preggers Lilo, but there's actually decent art in there, marred by having English as maybe a second language.
Compare it then to something like Crash Retold. Even if the grammar was all right, that doesn't excuse the furry tits everywhere or the completely unchanging art style.
I think this guy might be the Grinch.
It's Bleedman. He's the premier fili-weeb lolicon.
The attempt to be a more serious artstyle maybe. It makes everything look like it was powder-coated.
Huh, that was a thing?
THE TIME FOR MEGUCA COMES
This is just like that image with Ash about to kiss May while a tank engine's making disgust faces.
It's all for the sake of cheese.
NOW FOR PUER MAGI ED MAGICA
This looks so racist it's not even funny.
Wow, like hivemind.
IT GETS WORSE
Sad thing? That ain't even Johnny.
Remember this panel, ladies and gentlemen.
I shall come back to this topic soon. Once this ends.
>That last page
That last panel has everyone shaded like they're in kool aid.
And now we come full circle.
To >>78026985, again. Crow-Ed.
Also, Eddy breaking the fourth wall for no reason.
The effeminacy doesn't help in any way, and there's another element that makes it worse.
Nigguh, you were gonna beat up a bunch of kids just for lookin at you funny.
You lost whatever shot you had at bein listened to.
Now with internship.
We're over the halfway mark by now.
......This kid is such a nigger.
ARISE CHICKEN ED
>Dat Untexted Quote
Out of all the things Rolf could've pointed out, why did he pick the choker?
Why not the whole "Chicken is person? WITCH!"
It's a dude
It's Kevin's OC cousin
It's a whole other plot about nymphs.
>So you DID deserve it?
wow, what a bitch.
>Ed's turned into some type of "Dracula"
Has Hot Topic really been that forgotten that fast?
Goddammit Double D, why did you shoot him up with Chicken Broth?
I'd make a Brandon Lee joke myself, but that'd be tasteless of me.
Eh, not important anyway.
FAIL, THY NAME IS EDDWARD
....This amuses me. And arouses me.
He stole Jimmy's makeup.
Poor Plank. He didn't get to do much today.
He's always been looking.
PURGE THE WITCH, JOHNNY
That IMPERATOR VULT comment is now more relevant than ever.
Busy being Kankers. They're slightly more involved with the Ezeke plot. As in they get a bit of screen time.
JOHNNY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU BRAVE FOOL, PLANK MUST DEAL THE KILLING BLOW
Plank saw the truth.
The Witch is corrupting Ed.
sorry, Spell-Ed, but Gandalf you are not.
Indeed he did.
PLANK IS LOVE
PLANK IS LIFE
That's pretty awesome.
THE GAY OVERFLOWETH
That...sounds totally badass.
Like Rolf being Conan.
It's all sorts of weirdness, mixed with the disappointment of expressing it here and now.
GOODBYE CHICKEN GOODBYE
And here, with successive dubs, does this story end.
yes, yes it is
the wacky ride never ends
you are not alone
all black people are magic. CONFIRMED.
Anyways I hate to say it, this person has a pretty good grasp on things. The plot is horrible fanfiction tier and so are the OCs... but for a beginner the pacing isn't bad, panels are good, and the expressions are great. Sometimes very sloppy and poorly executed, but they get a lot of emotion across.
i think the opposite applies in rolf's culture
more or less
Allow me to dispel that notion.
Yes. He became Criss Angel by losing a chicken.
Ozzy Osbourne shakes his head in disappointment.