Hey, /co/. Wanna have a Freakazoid thread?

DO I!!?

>>78012152
something something increasingly efficient at it.

>>78012152
I can't, I like meat too much.

Starring Weena Mercatur as The Hopping Woman

I guess I had better get the Candlejack post out of th

>>78012657
Don't tell me you believe that Candlejack load o

I can't, I'm busy hanging Japanese lanterns. They're bright and cheerful.

Lykkelig Liten Narhval

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Well isn't this a nice little thread? Have you considered purchasing oops insurance?

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>>78013286
Oops

>>78013495
you know
i havent had chocolate milk in fucking years
i moved onto shit like... mixing hot cocoa powder and milk and ice in a blender.. or chocolate truffle flavored seasonal beverages..
but this fucking hurts me, just as it's intended to. I want to go rescue a gallon of chocolate milk right now.

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>>78013495
Oops.

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>>78013495
>tfw I can't afford milk and this actually hurt to watch.

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>>78013495
Curse you Arms Akimbo and your realistic footage of disastrous consequences! CURSE YOOOUUU!

When the woman that you're datin
lights a candle with her nose
and she wants to suck your juices
from your head down to your toes
well i hate to tell ya buddy
gosh i hate to tell ya pal
but the woman that you're datin
is a monster lady gal
>ohhhhhh monsterrrr
>ohhhhhh monster love

>>78012152
I can't
I love meat too much.

>>78015577
>>78012391
You know you can have a freakazoid thread and still eat meat, right?

https://youtu.be/162rSgMysDY

One of my favorite scenes.

I love it when shows poke fun of themselves

>>78015732
...I didn't know that.

>>78015109

We interrupt this romantic moment for the following action scene.

>>78013286
>>78013495
You're such a weenie.

A bowl! I got a bowl! GOOD FOR ME!

>>78012988
Anon, why did you say his name?

>>78015965

'Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things, like on - you ever watch F Troop? - where Agarn says "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearin' that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" And they wipe - blblblblblblblb - and Agarn's wearin' a dress!

>>78013495
this is worse than the scat porn on /v/ yesterday

>>78016144
Wait, what happened on /v/ yesterday?

>>78016181
Shitposting.

>>78016181
some shitposting about:

>watching ebony porn
>dad walks in

someone posted a webm of some lesbian foot fetish shit and one of them looked like anita

then someone posted a webm of some guy taking a bunch of literal shit from a toilet or something like that and some other bodily fluids, puting it in a plastic bag, and bathing in it, getting it ALL over himself

moral: always expect shit when you're on /v/

Hey /co/, do you want to see something STRANGE and MYSTICAL?!

>>78016236
NO, GET OUT OF HERE, YOU CREEP. JEEEEEEEZ

Someone here has the pic of the MC in normal form sitting in front of his computer with a grumpy face?

>>78016236
GO HAVE SOME COFFEE WITH CREAM IN IT OR SOMETHING!
BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!

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>>78016358
>4chan
>Happy place

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>>78016223

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>>78016384
/co/ is love, naturally.

>>78015855
NO NO NO! DON'T SAY THE WEENIE WORD!

Ricardo Montalban played such a good villain in this show.

>>78016384
Maybe he meant fappy place

>>78016438
truly this show had some amazing guest stars
i mean, sure, cartoons of all types had great celeb voices in the 90s, but this show was NUTS. it was completely bonkers and yet it had ed asner in a recurring role as a straightman, along with jonathan harris, kenneth mars, david warner (okay he was on lots of cartoons but rarely one this silly, and he did SO WELL), montalban, uh... who else

>>78016637
NORM ABRAM!

I'M TOUCHING NORM ABRAM!

I'M HUGGING NORM ABRAM!

I'M HOLDING NORM ABRAM ABOVE MY HEAD!

You know what would really liven up these threads? Some Japanese lanterns.

>>78016842
This is where my brain goes when I think of Freakazoid. Fuckin' Norm Abram.

>>78016842
>>78016909

YOU'RE AN EVIL MAN!

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>>78016637

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This thread reminds me of an afterschool special I saw once. Sally and Mary. Best friends. They did absolutely everything together. Then one day, Mary fell in with the 'wrong crowd' and Mary didn't have time for Sally anymore. Sally'd say "Do you want to go play a game or pretend we're kitties?" And Mary would say "Uh-uh. I'm in with the wrong crowd." Sally was so sad she ran home, climbed a tree, and started eating cookies. A ton of cookies. She got huge. HUGE. HUUUUUUUUUGE.

Got any cookies, /co/?

>>78017084
oh god yes. he played it totally utterly straight
i mean i fucking hate the movie ratings system as much as any redblooded american, but after hearing him explain it how can you not love the guy?

>>78017202
You remember the organization he belongs to.
But then you remember those cheekbones, man. Those cheekbones.

>>78017230
twas just cheeks, friend.
i'm only correcting you because you said that in the last thread too
>i'm jack valenti, and these are my cheeks
>i'm here to explain the motion picture ratings system.. but first let's look at my cheeks

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>>78017256
Dammit, you're right. This changes everything.

The Best cutaway gag


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQvVVsq6vYY

>>78017324
it's better though!
he kept grabbing and tugging on his cheeks.. that's something you couldnt do with cheekbones. the joke's better this way.

however if it be cheekbone-related comedy ye want..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKEJEFcV4Hw

>>78012152
no thanks Cosgrove i have to study for finals

>>78015965
Whose name?

>>78015109
>/krg/ in a nutshell

I turned to get some berry water and I MISSED THE PLAY!

DARN THE LUCK! DARN!

Heeeeeee feels no pain, he can fly quite fast
in feats of strength he is unsurpassed
his grip is firm, never quavery
Britannia's superhero, he's Lord Bravery
LORD BRAVERYYY
LORD BRAVERYYY
LORD BRAAAVERRRRRYYYY

>oh let's just get on with it

>>78017555
wuzat
>>78017586
I like how his theme song was longer than his cartoons.. and no matter how many times you heard it, it was fucking epic

okay so here's the major question guys
Toby Danger or Lawn Gnomes?

>>78017614

Toby, no contest.

AIEEEEEEE!

>>78017591
You mean Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes.

>>78017614
>JUST LEMME THROW A BARREL AT IT!

>>78017614
Toby

Let me just throw a barrel at it!

>>78016354
you mean that punk Dexter
don't know why anyone would have a shot of him

>>78017620
>>78017646
>>78017651
see for me it would be TD if it wasnt for two simple words
John Astin
>large man? large, viking man? yes we know him.

>>78017646
can I have a muffin or a scone?

Friendly reminder that Jack Valenti, Jonathan Harris and Ricardo Montalbán are dead

>>78017665
At least we have The Venture Bros. now for our Johnny Quest spoofs. What do we have for Gargoyles-esque spoofs?

>>78017686

Oh, you're a LOON, aren't you?

Tell where you escaped from and I'll take you back...

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>>78017706
>Jack Valenti is dead

>>78017766
it'd be kinda cruel to spoof something that was unfairly killed before its time.

CAZA CAZA CAZA CAZA MALOS

This thread is dedicated to anyone who's ever been in love.

This thread is also dedicated to the men and woman of Columbia University, whose tireless efforts to create a race of super beings continue undaunted.

This thread is also dedicated to Mrs. Ashley Huggbees of Fullers Earth, Arizone, because we like saying the word Huggbees. Go ahead, try it, Huggbees!

>>78018012
HUGGBEES!

>>78012152

sure

>>78013495

what the fuck

>>78013495
Epic spilling chocolate milk meme! XD

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This show was amazing.

If Samurai Jack came back, this can come back too - right??

>>78018256
Stop wanting to bring everything old back

>>78018256
i dont think any of those writers are still working
paul rugg used to do this improv thing in.. i wanna say early 2014

>>78018184
Go be a faggot somewhere else.

>>78018533
Go back to reddit

>>78018548
We were trying to have a nice, fun Freakazoid thread and then you show up and start shitposting about "le maymays".

Fuck off, you're essentially fighting cancer with cancer.

>>78016227
/v/ is just Diet /b/ at this point, isn't it?

>>78018589
SHEEEEESSSSHH

>>78018589
You seem upset

>>78018681
You seem like a weenie.

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[Scream]

>>78013495
the absolute madman

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>>78013495


jerk

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>>78018934
WAAAAAAAAAGH