THAT'S RIGHT BILLY I'M BACK AND I WANT YOOOOOU

[steel drums]

SOLJA BOI UP IN THIS OHHH!

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES

STOP ALL THA DOWNLOADIN`

Nice catch, blanco nino. Too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAACKED.

>>77994741
HELP COMPUTAH

>>77994711

OH SHIT

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GO, GET DA FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT

FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD

GET THE FUCK OUT!

LAST ONE THERES A PENIS PUMP

>>77994442
Are you Buzz Lightyear?

BODY MASSAGE!

>>77996068

What he'd just say to us?

>>77995982
D-DETECTED D-D NO GOIN' AN YOU TELL ME DO DINGS AND DUN RUNNIN'

WELL I DON'T WAAAAAAANT A TICKLE
I JUST WANT TO RIDE MY MOOOOOOTORSICKLE


I DON'T WAAAANNA DIE
I JUST WANT TO RIDE MY MOTORCY

CLE

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDS DOING ALL OVER MY FUCKING LAWN? DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!

Now you listen to me, Eric. Don't blow your money on those comic books, you understand? They don't do you a damned bit of good. And the nude mags? You're gonna be inheriting mine when you're 16 anyway. Now look, the junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any rock TV shirts, or hip hop gear, or anything like that. Arcade games. Pick out one that you can do, okay? ONE that you can do as opposed to a whole bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your brain.

Jimmy, does your mother visit dockside bars?

give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK

>>77996402
Dockside bars?

GET IN THE FRIDGE

>>77996448
Jimmy, do ya like baseball?

>>77996040
EYOWOAHWOAH

>>77996458
YOU! YOU'RE THE RINGLEADAH

>>77996316
do you know my dad?

DONT GIVE EM THE STICK!

Nice Catch Blanco Nino

Ah, you know it's funny. These people, they go to sleep. They think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire.

>>77996629
I was just typing that you asshole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKxj1IB8P6Y&list=PLW6wEb1tuuqvRrUuh5iAwbK2nDAzYTtAq

>>77996286
My God, did that smell good.

>>77996629
Bet you wanna touch that button bitch.

Hey aren't you buzz lightyear?

Did anyone see a uh, a vinyl purse?

>>77996548
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mom dad come here you gotta see this....

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Jamaican man fuss, mi nearly dead wit laugh. Ah watch the people rush the door like harbor shark, so come!

Sunhine deh yah, time fi de busrida!
Fun time deh yah, time fi de busrida!
Sunhine deh yah, time fi de busrida!
Fun time deh yah, time fi de busrida!

>>77994442
Why not that guy?

Orange vests are for pussies!

Look At your different colored hats!

do you like gladiator movies billy

>>77996816
CAUSE I ALREADY HAD HIM!

THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I ALREADY HAD HIM

>>77997083
mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehnah I'm just kiddin wit you

DAMN! These beats are so...FRESH! SNAP!

Come on, dad!

>>77996517
(I love your movies)

>>77997120
Oh, wow, my friends are here, thanks

YEAH MAN WE SHOULD TOTALLY HIT IT AGAIN, BUT I GET FIRST DIBS

>>77997186

*fart noise*

>>77996316
give him the stick
DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK

>>77996203
Body massage.

Oh you boys look so lovely in your little outfits.

HEY KID
IMA COMPUTER
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN
HELP COMPUTER

>>77997308

I don't know much about computers. Mah mom got me one, and put a few games on it, an-

>>77997331
OGSHERNGSKEFNRMR

>JAPANESE DIALOGUE

THERE'S NO RETARD IN TEAM

>>77996011
OI WHAT THA FUCK AH YOU KIDS DOIN ON MY LAWN?

>>77997561
did not seen this one
>>77997765
>land

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>>77996316
>>77997229
>>77997765

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77997788

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POq9UeqmgdE

>>77994711
>>77994741

thank god those never caught on and became legacy memes and ruined by hot topic

>>77998208

But they did become memes, just not t-shirts, or at least not long lasting ones like Nightmare Before Christmas

>>77997857

AKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77997857
get off my ice
!!!!!!!

>>77998229

>tfw Duke Nukem Forever had PORKCHOP SANDWICHES and BODY MASSAGE in it

Really had their pulse on modern and fresh comedy, those developers did.

>>77998278

Was it? I mean, if he was referring to the pig mutants, saying porkchop sandwiches wouldn't have to necessarily refer to the PSAs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFWqLh08FYI

>My friend can quote any of these PSAs

I still don't get why these are funny.

>>77998278

Considering the game also has Team America quotes and other dank memes, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a PSA reference.

You can tell how long ago most of the script was written with how most of the jokes are mid-00's bits.

>>77998424

>Jimmy's mom detected

>>77998435

But a good bit of the thing was changed when Gearbox took over. It's not like 3D realms had all of their work completely left in

HEY BRIAN YOU AIN'T NO PIMP DUDE

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>>77996383
MAYN I'M BOUT TA PUSCHAPUSSANANAWHATAWINNOW, MAYN!

I have no idea what he said.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe:_The_Rise_of_Cobra_%28video_game%29
In the movie tie-in video game, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, the developers Double Helix Games had planned to include the line "Porkchop Sandwiches" from one of Fensler's films as an exclamation, and had every voice actor record that line for its use. However, Hasbro rejected its use, citing the need to avoid damaging pending lawsuits.[5][dead link]

Just a body massage machiiiiiiine, YO~