>What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama wearing, basket face

Insult his wife.

>>77991857
Tell him that golf is boring

>>77991969
I'd slap his wife's ass, but I'm not sure I could find where her ass starts and her back ends.

Y'know, because she's Scottish.

Can we say that plants from Scotland are dumb? Can we say that shoes from Scotland are dumb?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftie6C2ehqo

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>>77992148
No.

>>77992166
That's EXACTLY how I remember that exchange going down.

>>77991857
Why exactly did Aku want him dead again?

>>77992211
It's not unique to Scotland, Dubs King.

>>77992211
That's a pretty cool plant.

Also, THAT FUCKING GET.

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>>77991857
You'd make a pretty girl.

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>drop 3 stickies at his feet
>wm+2
>schaudenfreude taunt

There's only room on this board fer one drunken scottish swordsman.

>>77992320
The thistle has been the national emblem of Scotland since the reign of Alexander III (1249–1286).

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>>77991857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP-72SH4MYs

>>77992099

That a flat ass joke? I thought that was the Irish.

>>77991857
Call upon the phantom of Rowdy Roddy Piper to kick his ass

>>77991857
Was this anyone else's first exposure to John DiMaggio?

>>77992211
Quadruple Dubs.

>>77992461
Kek.

>>77992272
his pipes, laddie

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>>77991857
Is Scotsmanposting a thing nos? We've had like 3 SJ threads in the past 2 days that somehow start out with some reference to the Scotsman. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

>>77992211
Checked.

>>77994435
>Is Scotsmanposting a thing nos?
Course it's a thing ya namby pamby, Christian Bale postin', sissy lookin', lowlands dandy, wee bonnie lad!

>>77994945
>bonnie
Means pretty ya daft prick.

>>77992211
>that ep of i am weasel where baboon gets married to a thistle and they make millions of babies

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>>77995076
Aye, yer a soft-skinned sissy boy. Look at ye in yer pretty, clean loafers an yer tight jeans an yer prissy little blousey shirts. Didja nah wonder why I called ya "miss" before ye turned around? Jesus save me I canna breathe with all tha flowery crap ya put in yer hair. Did yer barber milk 'is wee, wrinkly turtle onto yer scalp when ya were nah lookin' or didja *want* your hair lookin' like it was covered in someon's gauze? Christ almighty yer a skinny one! I've seen toothpicks bigger'n you! It's a miracle yer arms dunna snap like a twig e'ry time ya raise yer hands ta surrender. I'd take a swing at ya if'n I weren't so shore ti'd kill ya.

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>>77991857
>He sounds like he's saying "stoner" when he says sconner
>Jack literally becomes a stoner when he loses his memory in a later episode

>>77994435
Wee need a Scotsman text generator.

>>77995826
Marvelous

>>77991857
>Soy-faced
That's gotta be raciss
>MiIk-Drinking
That doesn't make any sense on multiple levels

>>77992853
Thought he meant cause she's obese. Scotland's pretty obese.

>>77992776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geFHBBwKimw

>>77991857

Wasn't there a screencap where a Scottish anon explained the entire taunt, insult by insult?

>>77992853
>>77997191
It's the latter, but I spoilered it so that someone would think it's the former.
I'm feeling pretty pleased with myself right now.

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>>77991857
And, you sir, are extremely... bald.

>>77991857
Stinky hat

What's wrong with drinking milk?

>>77999774
>drinking another mammals breast milk
>removing almost all the fat from breast milk before drinking it

Almost just as stupid as eating food that damages your mouth. Ex Chilli peppers

>>78000005
>>removing almost all the fat from breast milk before drinking it
>implying any sane person doesn't get milk straight from the milk man who milked his buffalo not but three hours ago

>>77992211
Checked.

>>78000000

>>77997167
he's implying that he's a beta faggot