Post trashy girls
Trashy girls will use you and then toss you to the side. /co/ has a well known kekhold fetish and likes that kind of shit. That, and they're into really foul and disgusting shit like armpit hair and bad smelling feet.
I need to design a trashy girl character for a mini smut comic I've been sort of roped into doing. I'm bad coming up with original designs. You guys like em, it seems. Any advice to consider for design?
They represent a kind of freedom. They don't give a shit about all the crap weighing down a responsible adult, they just wanna get laid, get a hit, or party. Sure, they pay for it, but sometimes, in your boring little cubicle, wearing your work approved outfit and looking at the picture of your normal happy family... you dream about banging a trashy girl who dropped out of high school.
Look, she went and got herself a respectable job!
Best trashy lady right here.
> Be fat, whine about that and refuse to do something for losing weight
> Bulimia and Cannibalism
> Hairy as hell and never shave herself
> Saggy Tits, Cellulite, Old
> Attention Whore, Obnoxious, always yelling for nothing, always jealous, very agressive, depressive, alcoholic, suicidal tendencies, filthy whore obsessed by sex, gold digger, crybaby, very immature and irresponsable, bad mother.
> Huge slut who fucks with anything who wants: weird creatures, gays, asians, underage negroes, random people coming from nowhere, all population of india, lesbians, animals, threesomes & more gangbang shit...
she's complete trash but at least she's very funny and cute in a way... and that ass....
There's some sort of twitter hashtag urging middleclass guys and above to go after trailerpark girls, I wish I could remember the name
I'm not even Herny, i just think you have shit taste
Remember when FusionFall made Marie literally perfect?
They all have fucked up teeth.
Marie and Lee are always shown to have stained teeth.
They are also shown to be very unhygienic throughout the series.
I like how fan art always chooses to ignore those facts.
This thread belongs in the /trash/
I don't think he can. As far as I remember, every bit of grossout humor with the Kankers involved them taking care of themselves. It was the "BEAUTY IS UGLY LOL" kind of shit where they would show them with a cosmetic face mask on, shaving, etc.
Oh god why must you say these things that can never be?
I like the idea of trashy girls who pretend they're sluts because they're deeply insecure and just want cozy cuddles under a quilt watching a movie with some popcorn. They'd happily wrench and get greasy with me as I tinker with my shitbox. She'll be a feisty minx in a bar, getting Lord of attention but giving none back because she's deeply in love with me and thus devoted and loyal. If any guy hit on her she'd tell him to fuck off and die, then walk back to our table with another few shots of tequila slammers which we'll knock back in quick succession. She might sometimes want a little reminding that I totally love her, and that's okay.
But she'd be a wild animal in the bedroom and she will indulge in some nice creampie which she'll finger out of her soft cooch and lick off with a slurp and a cute little "Mmm."
She'd then snuggle up to me as the little spoon and we'd drift off to sleep as a happy couple.
I'll never have this relationship with Marie Kanker. And I might just kill myself because of that.
>May is the only Kanker with a shred of purity left
>her sisters are present to coax and rile her up during the whole thing
>they love watching May collapse into depravity with them
>They'd happily wrench and get greasy with me as I tinker with my shitbox
Why are hillbilly girls so hot in cartoons?
This thread makes me realize how detached individuals on /co/ can be from the truth.
Trashy women aren't suppose to be particularity attractive. Their suppose to sluts who would fuck anyone and look like they've been sleeping on the streets.
This thread is a failure.
Why are they hot even when they clearly shouldn't be?
Glad the show didn't "redeem" them by the end. They were beyond that.
>wrench and get greasy with me as I tinker with my shitbox
>tfw you were literally Ed as a teenager
Ya'll ever tried not washing your balls for a few days?
They get dryer lint built up on them, between the wrinkles.
Christ, the crunchiest I got was going camping for a week with my family and even that was okayish because we had a bucket shower. Why would anyone be that filthy with means to clean themselves?
They are real classy girls
It's one of those weird character design trends which just kind of seep into the popular subconscious, like Asian girls with 'tude having a stripe of dyed hair.
You're kinda divorced from reality.
"Trashy" is considered to be a girl with gaudy fashion, jewelry, and way too much makeup...not "exactly" someone who looks like they've been sleeping on the streets. A trashy girl is not necessarily a hobo or crack fiend.
>have gone three months or longer without brushing my teeth
>have gone three weeks or longer without a shower
I've pulled things out of my balls that I don't want they are by sight and smell.
General laziness/lack of caring. Really, just stop your hygiene and develop methods to tell your mind to not be disgusted by your stench, it's very easy.
Went two weeks without a shower one summer when I was 15. The smell of my underwear when I took them off was pungent, to say the least.
>My little 11 year old boner watching this
I mean superior, I was gonna write something else but I revised it.
I really should be back on /a/, pushing my agenda there.