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Why is Brian an atheist if he has personally seen God and Jesus?

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Why is Brian an atheist if he has personally seen God and Jesus?
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Why do Purifiers hate mutant abominations but don't hate heathen gods?
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Because he doesnt believe he is the lord and savior.
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Because he's Birdo
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>>77975441
For comedic effect.
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That's the joke
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Because then the creator couldn't have a liberal furry self insert.
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Because that's the joke
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>>77975468
GOD DAMMIT!
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>>77975441
just because deities are real doesn't mean you're obliged to revere them.
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>>77975541
Beta Ray Bill pls go tip your winged helmet somewhere else.
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>>77975512
Nigga you never seen Brian as Birdo before now?
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>>77975558
you want me to like you how about you come off your cloud and accept an electric bukkake from my three foot horse cock, I'll even hold your hair back
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>>77975640
woh
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>>77975441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo

How DARE you, how should I respect a capricious god! Why would I want to get into heaven?
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>>77975441
>Why is Brian an atheist if he has personally seen God and Jesus?
Because, anon, atheists don't disbelieve in god, they refuse to except him because they are angry with him. *Tips pope hat*

>>77975763
Jesus, I used to be so hard into this fedoratastic atheist shit in high school because religion felt like something to fight against.

I'm still an atheist, and I still even believe that overall, religion's influence is probably a net bad. But I just don't care all that much, because it is clearly not the root of all evil that Hitchens and Dawkins like to construe it as, and there's so much more important shit to do than yell at people who believe in a deity because, like, 1% of them use that belief to justify awful things, while the rest are almost indistinguishable from atheists EXCEPT FOR they believe that there's a magic dude or magic people in the sky.
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>>77975931
I have the same mindset exactly, and was exactly the same in high school.
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>>77975931
people believe in a lot of causes that aren't THE MOST CRUCIAL for humanity to tackle. Doesn't makes it wrong to take a stance on. These topics still need to be talked about and debated, not cause they will be solved, but because they seem to be intractable problems. And these debates are important because they encourage doubt, which is probably the most important type of thinking we can be taught.

I was a very Anti-thiest for a while, but I've moved past that. Now I think religion should be athiestic but carry on the culture, history and ceremony. Just lose the diety and dogma.
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>>77975640
oh shit, now every time I never watch family guy I'll see nothing on Brian's face but gaping hole.
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>>77975441
Why don't you believe in tables even though there's one in the room with you right now?

>>77975467
He's an atheist, not jewish.

>>77975460
They do hate heathen gods. They just know Thor will slap their shit.
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Like he told Peter, that didn't really happen. The Jesus and God in the show aren't real, just like when they went to aDisney land and he didn't meet the real goofy or Micky.
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>>77975931
He's not a magic dude. He's an asshole computer programmer that bases everything off flaws and expects them to work flawlessly. Like 90% of manufacturers today.
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>>77976964
Then just don't watch Family Guy, it's a win-win
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>>77975931
I can't speak for all christians but after going to church all the time for my entire childhood I was sick of it and just stopped going. You can believe in god without being a fanatic
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>>77977410
>now every time I never watch family guy
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>>77975512
>>77975692
>>77976964
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>>77975690
filthy disgusting heathen

You just got a one way trip to hell senpai
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>>77975441
because God and Jesus are just joke characters on this show
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>>77975931
I never felt like religion is something to fight, probably because I'm not American, but my attitude is and will always be
>AHAHAHAHA holy shit people not only think god existing is more plausible than otherwise, they look for description of it in ancient Jewish fairy tales, can you actually believe this shit?
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>>77978568
Oh Jesus
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>>77975441
Atheists are people who don't go to church, or read the bible. Even though God and Jesus do exist in Family Guy, Brian isn't convinced that they are because he hasn't read the scripture.
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>>77975441
Because he's the biggest cunt on the show. He's the representation of Seth Macfarlane's toxic mix of arrogance and self loathing. His Dobson bear, if you will.
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>>77975441
because he believes he's right no matter what.

fucking liberals.
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>>77975441
Because dogs have 5 minute short term memory.
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