Is it true?

>face in first panel

Monica you are an attractive woman but if you looked like that all the time i wouldnt hit on you either

I thought he was just a monogamous prude.

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>Didn't know Cap loves The Winter Dick

>>77974685
After next movie, it'll be all revealed.

I love it how the guy writing this shit probably didn't even realise that a military man from the 40's might either a) have enough decency and courtesy to not hit on every woman he comes into contact with or b) doesn't want to mix with a disgusting negro.

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>>77974629
Or maybe he just doesn't like black chicks

>>77974702
>the guy writing this shit

You mean Warren Ellis.

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>>77974629
>>77974656

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>>77974702
> a military man from the 40's might have enough decency and courtesy to not hit on every woman he comes into contact with

>>77974685
Shit, this art looks much better than the one in the OP.

>>77974704
He's gay, not retarded.

>>77974702

Or pointing out that the character saying these things about him might be too immature or self-absorbed to recognize that.

>>77974629
Not really, Cap just tends to treat most of his team mates like close family unless they're Wanda. Also sometimes Wanda which actually raises some questions.

>>77974784
Shit fucking taste detected.

Asian girls > White girls > Black girls

>>77974702
>not trusting Ellis

Fuck man, get your head out of your ass.

>>77974702
Every member of the armed forces is a slut
Irish was a minority then too

Cap promised his virginity to Peggy, he can't break that promise.

He just cuddles and dry-humps any modern-day romances.

>>77974831
I think Buzzfeed did a thing about this, a very inaccurate thing but still. I think Latina came out on top but I might be injecting my fetish into reality for validation.
Still I can't see anyone not wanting a Latina, just doesn't make sense.

>>77974784

Nope, he doesn't like black chicks and also doesn't hit on every thing with an axe wound.

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>>77974702
>a military man from the 40's might either a) have enough decency and courtesy to not hit on every woman he comes into contact with

Oh boy, are you in for a surprise.

>>77974629
It's nextwave. It's the only canon that matters.

>>77974702
>b) doesn't want to mix with a disgusting negro.
or >not wanting said negroes sloppy seconds.

Cap being a bit of a cold fish around women unless he's dating one at the time is a semi-frequent character trait.

Also thank god Jean Grey wasn't on this team or the next panel'd be her "telling him the truth about himself."

I dunno man on a second read any character based humor in Nextwave felt a little tryhardy. The original stuff and absurd situations are fin but I'm super glad they refused to give Ellis fury.

>>77974702
>the guy writing this shit

Wonder where you came from.

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>>77974989

Let rephrase that, He is literally the symbol of America and got the biggest morals in the land. Expecting captain America hitting on random women is like seeing a pope becoming a atheist.

Cap is bisexual, actually

>>77977210
Patriot-sexual

>>77977274
You love the flag son, then take me now.

>>77977294
>>77977274
Then why is he railing a filthy commie?

>>77974782
>shitting on Immonen
Out.

>>77974831
>asian girls
good luck with that

literally every single guy I know with an asian girlfriend are pussywhipped to girls who give it out maybe once a month

>>77977339
Cap's dick can convert even the most die hard of Marxists back to the ways of democracy

>>77977431
I always wondered how Natasha and Bucky defected. Too bad he didn't pork the Crimson Dynamo.