Military comics, anyone?

Nah.

women's pay gap exists because they don't want to do shitty dangerous jobs that get hazard pay

Hilarious!
Being an infantry(person) is hard!

You have to carry heavy equipment that weighs almost as much as you on your back, walk around with a rifle all the time, and endure shitty weather conditions, not to mention enemy fire and explosives!

Who would ever want a job like that?! (Except the tens of thousands of people worldwide who do just that)

>>77974292
Aunt Flow's in town eh?

>>77974274
>thinly veiled pillshit

>>77974292
Yeah, with a job like that, why wouldn't people want to make it harder on them? Not like it's a life or death situation!

>>77974292
>Except the tens of thousands of people worldwide who do just that
only way to pay for college unless your parents are rich

>>77974274
Brace for butthurt feminists

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>>77974292
Most of those tens of thousands are impressionable young adults straight out of high school who got duped by advertising, or are simply trying to get a free ride to college.

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>>77974274
I picked up a couple issues of early Two-Fisted Tales a while back, the attention to materiel detail and equipment is very nice, and it treats warfare with a moralistic view.
Now, the New Tales, not so good after the original writer Kurtzman died...
I would Storytime but i dont have a scanner that doesnt shred what i scan at the moment.

>>77974388
and incoming Feminazis.

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>>77974274
I enjoy Terminal Lance, what other Military webcomics are there?

>>77974405
I wasn't duped. I knew exactly what the job entails. So you spend a few days in the rain or in the mud or in the blazing sun or in the sand and you carry heavy equipment around. There are actually way worse jobs.

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>>77974456
I love this shit.

>>77974274
>being a paid murderer

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>>77974279
>women's pay gap exists

>>77974493
oh, don't tell me you support those pretentious fucks that do it "for the art"

>>77974498
anyone who willingly participates in a war of aggression is nothing more than a murderer.

>>77974495
>smarnihilistic humors

>>77974507
Get a job, pinko faggot

>>77974507
>>Implying all conflicts aren't wars of aggression
Baby Killer

>>77974523
not if you are in the defending side.

>>77974292
The King commands, and we obey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkjpaxBlKIU

>>77974507
yankees btfo

>>77974507
I bet you also think we should do away with the military, open our borders to terrorists and Russians, and blow up all of the monuments to fallen soldiers at home and abroad. Or you could be an un-American piece of shit.
Oh wait you're all of the above.

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I wish we had more otaku drill sergeant

You have to have had some kind of experience with the "firm" to fully appreciate these comics so I doubt they'll fly well here and add to that how salty nerds are at military people in the first place and all you get is people whining about things they have absolutely no authority to whine about.

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>mfw some of the most asshole people in my unit watch anime

>>77974554
a state cares about his own and takes the necessary measures to protect his own. wars of aggression are not protection.

bombing ISIS is not agression, it's self defense. Iraq was aggression, Libya was aggression.

>>77974578
Are they the passive type or the malicious kind of asshole. Or the whiny bitch type.

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Sometimes it feels like something is missing if you just post the strip and not the news post that goes with it, partly because the anecdotes can be fun to read on their own though maybe also worrying that non-marines reading it won't get the full understanding of whats going on due to ignorance of the subject manner

http://terminallance.com/2012/02/24/terminal-lance-180-the-terp/

>>77974578
good to know that in all walks of life that's still par for the course

>>77974564
You're incorrect, I've never served a day in my life and I still follow OP's example with great enjoyment.

The people "whining" in these threads are obvious shitposters tossing out blatant bait that people still respond to.

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>>77974274
>military comics
>no blastwave
shit thread

>>77974274
Remember when the US could make good military cartoons and comics? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJutO3D_EF8

>>77974528
Not everyone has lofty ideas of their purpose.
The SS were so aware and proud of being a horrifying death machine they would go sing about how they would fight until death and know the devil on their side. A strange kind of intellectual honesty, but probably a remnant of Prussian ideas that an army should best intimidate the enemy into surrender before the fighting even starts and the civilians best be cowed into compliance.
Which naturally backfired gloriously in the 20th century with media reporting having easy pickings with an army that does not even try to look at all good and righteous in their actions.
So in two wars, German intimidation tactics caused global resistance to stiffen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXKWK17GJ90

>>77974468
Name a few

>>77974639

Might have something to do with it only updating once in a blue moon.

I hate people in the infantry because they never ever shut up about being in the infantry.
They're as bad as vegans about this shit.

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>>77974274
PVT. Murphy is pretty good but it requires some military experience to get sometimes. I liked it, though that may be because it was one of the few non religious books I could read in basic.

>>77974786
That's every MOS, combat is just the worst

>>77974416
EC logos are so distinctive.

>>77974274
Who even reads Beetle Bailey anymore? It's stuck in the 50s.

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>>77974292
The artist is an infantryman himself, anon. Here's what he said about it in the accompanying blog post:

>In any case, I congratulate women across the Corps! Now you too can experience the shitty life of being a Marine Corps infantryman–otherwise known as “the suck.” Enjoy the majesty of pointless formations, being treated like a child, and having to spend literally hours cleaning your rifle for no apparent reason while you’re in the rear. When you’re on deployment, you’ll get the added wonders of patrolling in 80 lbs of shit literally every day while trying to avoid getting killed, all while your cammies chafe your sides and inner thighs in the 130 degree middle eastern heat.

>Have fun.

He's not saying it's hard, he's saying it fucking sucks and that nobody actually wants to do it.

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Apparently this is a real thing.

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>>77974364
It's literally the latest comic m8. He's still getting ready for his actual "serious" graphic novel about veteran suicide, so his normal comic's slowed down a lot.

>>77974786
Every department of every armed forces likes to wave their dicks around about how they are the best, though yeah you've got a point and even the Terminal Lance guy references both sides of it despite the fact he actually was infantry.

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>>77975126

>>77975071
US Air Force here.
We have dick graffiti. Until the entire air force got in trouble for it

>>77975126
Fuckin' pog

>>77975071
What, you don't like drawing dicks? You sum kinda faggot or something?

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>>77975183

>>77974484
This is my fetish.

>>77975201
40k fags are worst than horsefuckers when it comes to inserting their shit into literally everything.

>>77974593

For a country defending it's interests is not in any way diferent than defending the life of it's citizens. Stability on a global scale can mean growth and employment, trade, and goods for millions. A few lives are worth that. Morality is relative and government are supposed to be cold calculating machines because of it.

Woe to the vanquished.

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>>77975176
It's the detail that confuses me.

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Only this one.

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>>77975242
Dammit... wrong image. Meant to post this one:

>>77975234
Not really?
Since that comic actually makes sense since they both involved human armed forces so the joke still works pretty much the same.

MLP fans insert their rainbow horses into everything and often do so in a serious manner not just as a joke, like yeah for instance Pony Spess Mahreens which is just retarded and looks dumb.
You can google literally any series and find pony versions of the cast or such, even worse than the regular furries who draw all the characters as lions or wolves in mspaint since its much more widespread..

>>77974498
dont worry anon, i appreciate this post

>>77975241
Those people who said you have to be military to get these were wrong.

>>77975294
It varies depending on the specific comic, but as long as you are an intelligent individual its never that hard to grasp the concepts involved.

>>77975234
About the same, but it makes 40k fans complaining about horsefuckers even more amusing.

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>>77975241
>>77975071

>>77975308
I think getting most of it his just predicated on spending sufficient time with unintelligent individuals.

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Does this count?

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>>77974292
Like, seriously. You will never find someone as hard against you enlisting in the infantry as a former infantryman.

>>77975370
Being a Marine sucks it seems, beyond the physical trials which can at least leave you with the feeling of accomplishment and the boring parts of the duty there's so much bullshit that seems to exist for no other reason than to shit on the rank & file or make their lives more difficult with no practical purpose behind it.

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>>77975370
Even my own dad told me not to do it. I believe his words were "If you're going to do it, for the love of Christ at least get a degree and go in as an officer".

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>>77975407
It's a running theme throughout the comic that has the air of authenticity that only someone who actually lived through it can give.

>>77975071
Ex-army here. Very real, non-male genitalia graffiti is usually horrifying. So yeah, stick with what you know I guess.

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>>77975454

>>77974639
great read but is there more? i remember this stuff from back when i was a young kid.

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>>77975501
And less you think he made that up.

>>77974292
Alright, have fun signing up.

>>77975147

>tfw Coast Guard is almost never mentioned

>>77974274
>skate as fuck

Am I no longer "with it?"

>>77974786
>I hate people in the infantry because they never ever shut up about being in the infantry.

You could say that about anybody in any profession/lifestyle. It just so happens that hearing about infantry is what annoys you.

>>77974292
I did it. It fucking sucks. Pretty much every one of these comics I've lived through first hand. There are a lot of great moments, but for every 1 or 2 of those there is a hundred that leave you shaking your head wondering if leadership has gone insane or are a bunch of cunts on purpose. Honestly, it could be either.

>>77975573
Coast... guard? I'm sorry, is that some new branch they put in?

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Fuck field days.

>>77975573
>Department of Homeland Security

>>77975600
Skate as in "Skating by" which is a popular term in the military for keeping your head low and not really doing anything.

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>>77975622
Pretty much.

>>77975147
>Air Force
>LOL HEY GUYS

Chair force reporting, this is completely accurate.

>>77974382
>He didnt get merit-based scholarships

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>not posting the best military comics in existence.

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>>77976080

>>77976080

The culture an universal, mandatory military service sure seems fun

It's like another high school

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>>77976213
The Finnish army is sorta like a summer camp for big boys.

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Translation:
>Alright guys! The service time of the privates ends at 6pm, so we have to come up with something for them to do!
>Lets make them carry AT mines around the barracks!
>Lets make them stand in form outside for two hours!
>We should let them go to the cafeteria.

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>>77975071
Air Force here. Behind every panel on the aircraft there's probably a few dicks, one of my favorites I've found

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>>77975622
The weird thing is once you get out you forget how much it sucked and think about doing it again.

>>77976313
Fuckin nostalgiafags

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>>77976312
>It's wearing a tie and hat

>>77975891
Yep

>>77974523
All wars are defensive wars, on both sides.

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Translation.
>Based (roughly) on real events :-DD
>ALRIGHTY! At the beginning, everyone will camouflage their helmeds and faces expertly, because very imbortant people will be watching dis excerice later!
>(and because I am obsessive perfecdionist :-DD)

>Later
>Fighter! Why the fug is your helmet full of blueberries?! Id stands out in the woods like a straight man among guerrillas!
>S-s-sir first lieutenant!

>I found a gread blueberry batch, and it would have been a crime to leave the berries there :-DD Now I can also have a snack while I am in the bunker :-DD Regards: Privade Guerrillafood-Saminder
>For fuggs sake! :-DD

>Blueberries are breddy good :-DD
>I-I agree sir First Liutanant
>Gib dat helmet XD :-DD

>Where did he go :-DD

>soon
>Ok, much better :-DD
>(Dis fugging guy! Dis hurts muh feelings!)

>Nothing else, garry on :-DD
>(Fug, I'm gonna go to civil service)
>(Oh boy XD I can't wait to tell about dis to the guys at the officer club :-DDD I 6 - stupid private 0 :-DDD

>>77975071
Navy here. Served on two carriers now, both have heads full of dicks. That sounds even worse now that I've actually typed that sentence.

>>77975235
>Stability on a global scale can mean growth and employment, trade, and goods for millions. A few lives are worth that. Morality is relative and government are supposed to be cold calculating machines because of it.

have you looked at the middle east recently? american interference is the result of that.

I'm not denying it's useful, perhaps even necessary. But don't try to sugarcoat the fact that you are killing innocents and people who have fuck all to do with you.

Just accept you are a murderer.

>>77974514

Those of us with jobs are bankrolling you going to play in the sandbox, and then your pension and VA coverage for life.

You're welcome.

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>>77975071
We Finns make wooden dicks in the army.

>>77975294

Oilfield roughneck here. I can relate to the vast majority of this shit. Standing out in the desert for a 14 hour shift with a wrench is only marginally easier than standing out in the desert for a 14 hour shift with a rifle.

>>77975418
damn, this is the first one I don`t get.

>>77976697
Those are called dildos.

Why were you crafting dildos, did they see alot of use in the barracks?

>>77976870
The last panel is a flash back to Abe (the guy with black hair) in Boot Camp with his head shaved being screamed at by the drill instructors.

EAS is when you have served your allotted period of time with the force and are allowed to escape.

>>77974456
I'm not aware of any worth mentioning, aside from war comics like Combat.

If OP wanted a Terminal Lance thread he could have just said Terminal Lance thread

>>77976641

who cares?

>>77975234
/tg/ refugee here, this is totally accurate

You can't have a thread about fucking anything without someone showing up to shriek HERESY and start roleplaying a fucking Commissar

The entire board is 40k wankery, shitty quest threads, threads which appear to entirely consist of nothing but pictures of MtG cards, and the occasional monstergirl thread.

You seriously can't even talk about goddamn D&D there. D and fucking D.

>>77977115
D&D is shit though.

>>77977193
Yes but you should be able to talk about it on /tg/. And since you can't, how do you think less popular RPGs fare

>>77977115
>>77977266
t. 2013

>>77975538
Jesus

>>77977266
Except people talk about various games all the time, like the Shadowrun/Exalted/Warmachine/etc Generals.

Infact I just opened up /tg/ this second and instantly saw multiple threads relating to D&D itself, and other on various other topics such as fantasy foods and historical wargames.

You are literally inventing issues to bitch about.
If you don't like Games Workshop stuff specifically just hide the threads, its what I do on various boards when I see stuff I don't care about and it only takes one mouseclick.

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>>77977645

>>77976963
>Who cares that innocent people are dying

I don't even agree with the guy you're arguing with but that's a horrible worldview to have, anon.

>>77977703

innocents get fucked no matter what you do, it's a matter of who's innocents are more numerous and important to the future of earth.

how can people do it? how can people just coldly decide some are better or more worthy of life? just like this.

>>77976697
why are they measured?
and why are some measured in inches and others in cm?

>>77974507
>>77974493
>Falling for this obvious bait

>>77977799
Its important to know how much wood you are shoving up your ass

>>77977799
They usually aren't. This was a case of a scholar gathering them for study.

>>77976891
They're not for fun. You channel your sexual frustration to it and leave it in the wilderness.

>>77977115
i thoroughly enjoy the guardsman storytime though

>>77976105
Uncanny.

>>77975538
Your hard earned tax dollars at work.

Also on the task list:
Unloading a storage unit
Painting the storage unit
Cataloging and shelving everything in the storage unit
Doing it again
For twenty hours
For no reason

>>77977656
>meanwhile German soldiers are issued beer as part of their rations
...making the Marines objectively worse than Nazi Germany in that regard.

>>77977656
"Two beers" is code for "drink until I start feeling like you drank too much."

>>77976121
not accurate enough.

the old guy would be in prison for being a nazi soldier

>>77978935
Not in Finland m8.
We actually respect our war veterans.

>>77979022
>tfw simo hayan died soon after I was born
I`ll never get to talk with him...

>>77975721

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/03/tired-of-chair-force-nickname-colonel-bans-chairs/

>>77976697
This is not surprising

>>77975324
Huh... I've never seen this one.

>>77976063
Never fails to split my sides

>>77974279
Well and the unpaid maternity leave

And teachers getting paid dick

>>77976073
translation pls

>military
>implying any war but class war

>>77974498
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Willie and Joe?

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>>77981912

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>>77981912

>>77976213
>Another highschool
once was more than enough

>>77975501
>>77975538
Been there, done that. Well, not literally there, but I did do that.

I do not read this comic because it would trigger me if I was the kind of person who gets triggered. Infantry is the same shit throughout the world, and this shit was my life for three fucking years.

>>77974274
So women are in infantry now? Why?

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>>77975234
We had orkfags shitting up CATastrophe threads. You know, the homebrew RPG setting about catgirls having parties on a flooded earth.

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>>77975242
>>77975263
>not the original Vietnam one

>>77982539
Good.

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>>77974416
Corpse on the Imjin, whadda comic.
Also White Devil, Yellow Devil...has anyone posted Bill Maudlin's Willie & Joe strip? Also Charley's War by Pat Mills and Joe Colqhoun is truly outstanding. Sorry if other's have mentioned these; no time to read whole thread, sorry!

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>>77983160
Sorry, Anon, you did! Top fucking marks mate.
Oh I forgot all those Tardi comics set in WWI that've been collected:

Also that panoramic Sacco book about WWI that has some wonderfully detailed vistas.

>>77983395
This is hilarious, its so overdone.

>>77983395
That's messed up.

>>77977115
>You seriously can't even talk about goddamn D&D there. D and fucking D.
Lie. There's always a 5e and a pathfinder general and people talking about classes and whatnot.

>>77975538
What a fucking joke. Get a Janitor or a mexican gardener, for christ's sake.

>>77979086
>It doesn’t mean we all should be at standing desks like a bunch of idiot hippies
kek

>>77980832
And stay at home housewives crashing the female pay averages hard.

>>77983897
Well I mean, if you've already got a bunch of idiots standing around doing nothing, it would be a shame to waste taxpayer money.

>>77974292
It's the best job in the world, why do you care if we bitch about it?

>>77974456
Alpha Gators and the Damn Few are GOAT

>>77974484
What a dumb bitch. Women can be dudes too, it's 2013

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>no Marine Corps Yumi

>>77974665

Now they pay CoD and Transformers to do their advertising for them.

>>77974665
>>77985634

if there were modern military cartoons they would be in AT style. Eugh.

>>77975234
>>77977115
I don't know, as a jojofag from /tg/, I'd say it's jojofags are worse because they're more insidious. JJBA as a series is a collection of perfectly functional stories with psychic powers thrown in to make things even more interesting than any competent author would have them be.

It's easy to see some 40kid coming a mile away, because the whole franchise is about being big, loud and obnoxious. It's not as easy to deal with jojofags, because they don't change anything about whatever you're talking about except adding Stands.

>>77974279
Also because the study that "revealed" doesn't account for things like doctors being mostly male, nurses being mostly female, and surgeons being mostly male AND being higher paid than either of the other two because their job is that much harder

>tfw Jody

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>>77987450
>adding Stands

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>>77988076
JODDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>77985075
What the fuck am I now reading.

>Me is no stupid
Why the fuck am I still reading.

>tfw air force

that was close

>>77983897
Anon those are the same things.