who's the most thirsty /co/ character ?

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Aquaman he's so thirsty he can't even talk

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>>77968989
kek

>>77968884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8

>>77968989
What the fuck is with this series of comics of Superman being a dick to Olsen?

>>77969715

That little fucker had it coming to him

>>77969715
The artist must've really had it out for Jimmy.

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>>77968884

>>77969715
I seriously want to know the answer to that question. It seems like equivalent of click-bait titles. "What? Superman's being uncharacteristically mean. Why on earth is he doing that? You'd better buy this comic to find out!" Is it like that?

>>77970454
Pretty much, yeah.

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>>77970454
That's literally what it was. They tried to get people to buy these comics however they could. Just to see if Superman was really going to act uncharacteristically or not.

>>77970849
Holy fuck, that one is amazing.

>>77970849
So they were never brought up in the comic itself?

>>77970454
Pretty much. Lots of comics do it now and against, but went nuts with it around that time period.

>>77970974
Usually very loosely. Or it was a trick all along. Or mind-control. Etc.

>>77970974
Nah they came up. Hell, sometimes plots were built around the already made misleading covers.

>>77969445
/thread

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this stinky french rapist.

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>>77968884
Drink Beast, clearly.

>>77973009
Dude that submission caught me off guard. Ronnie hadn't made me laugh in a goo while

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>>77973057
It's nice to see ronnie's come out of his slump if only a little.

>thirsty
Tumblr, pls.

>>77968884
Mr. Smithers, seriously, no other character has that long of a history.

>>77973810
I think /co/ has officially talked more about Tumblr in one year than actual Tumblr, with that post.

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>>77970849
better example

>>77973876
It's an awful place, anon

>>77973903
TRUST US THIS TIME GUYS, PLEASE

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>>77970849

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Johnny Bravo.

>>77974247
The fuck...

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>>77974144

Constantly talking about it and accusing every little thing of being tumblr is making THIS place awful, anon, and not in the fun way

Anyway Star from Star vs. the Forces of Evil is pretty thirsty

> Gives boy her number, waits for him to immediately call her back
> One dance with someone who she thinks is a stranger and she starts giving him "fuck me" eyes
> Literally an entire episode where she goes into heat and kidnaps boys

>>77973903

So what kind of cop-out did it end up being

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>>77976585

>not Rhonda

>>77976585
>>77976602

I dunno man I think Helga "You make my girlhood tremble" Pataki wins it

>>77976657
did the writers know that in addition to meaning "you make my being come alive with you presance" it meant "you make my vagina hungry" or was the aim to make Helga say "im horny" in the most PG way possible

>>77970454
It's like how Mary Jane's been reduced to bait on the cover for nearly a decade now.

>>77976536
Just a guess, but mind control.

>>77976718

Frankly anon I think they were just trying to have Helga have a flowery, poetic way of saying 'you make me feel feminine' or something like that

It wasn't until later that with modern slang people noticed it was also a flowery way of saying "You make my pussy quiver"

>>77975685
You know now I have to know what Marco's faced looked liked during that scene, since it's covered by the mask.

>>77973876
Fuck off /co/mblr

>>77977186

> smug smirk, "bitch totally wants the dick"

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she'd give him the wonderpuss 24/7

>>77977349
>He'll never give her the Batdick

>>77976782
>modern slang
old-timey people understood innuendo too, you know. read some Shakespeare.

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>>77968884
>tfw this is a cute character but SU is such an irredeemably awful show

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>>77974247
So what was the context of this one?

>>77974247
storytime ?

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Star was always thirsty for Dick.

>>77980052

Okay well first off these weren't old-timey people these were cartoon writers in the 90's

And second nothing about my post implied slang didn't exist back then, I only said that I don't think it would have been that obvious with the slang that existed at the time

But oh boy you had an excuse, however meaningless, to signal to everyone how smart and knowledgeable you were by pointing out that Oh gosh the middle ages had slang too! so you just had to take it, huh

>>77976718
yes

>>77983300
>these were cartoon writers in the 90's
talking about your trembling girlhood wasn't invented in the 90's. you make it sound like the phrase didn't have a sexual connotation originally, and now it does because you think people are more perverted now. while not literally referring to the female anatomy, the concept of femininity alludes to the female anatomy, so I don't see much of a distinction when we're talking about poetry and what it means.

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>>77977591

Didn't they date for a while? I definitely remember it int the JL Animated Series

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>>77982330
Everyone is thirsty for Dick.

>>77983565

I wasn't aware that the phrase 'trembling girlhood' was common anywhere, I thought it was pretty much just a flowery term that the HA writers invented on the spot. Also I don't think that people are more perverted now, I just think it was a complete accident of terminology.

When you make all these assumptions, you come across like you have a huge chip on your shoulder about something.

>>77977349
When he said that he doesn't date teammates, she should have asked him about Barbara or maybe Selina.

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>>77968884

>>77984118
Midnighter's fucking awesome, perfect example of how to write a gay character.

>>77984128
>I thought it was pretty much just a flowery term that the HA writers invented on the spot
maidenhood is a very old term for virginity

>>77984451
But it wasn't 'maidenhood' it was 'girlhood' and it looks like that term wasn't really used all that much until the 19th century and has never held that meaning

>>77984714
It's not like the writers were unaware of the connotations of the similar word.

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>>77970849

>>77973903
>literally saying "it's not a cop-out" on the cover
People in that time were either brilliant or retarded.

>>77972805
dumb skunk poster

>>77976585
Helga legitimately gave me a boner as a kid. She's not even attractive.

I fully believed at the time that boys only liked girls and just couldn't comprehend it the other way around. Like, at all.

No girl could possibly be attracted to a boy that much, ever.

But the thought of any girl in general having such intense sexual desire toward me or any other human being for that matter turned me on somehow.

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>>77968884

Whoever this woman is in the back.

Look at that face. That is the face of a woman ready to suck jizz out of sand.

>>77986740
>She's not even attractive.

But her VA deserved an award.

>>77968884
Johnny Bravo? Clone High Gandhi counts for most of the show.

>>77968884
Jessica Jones. She puts it away like water.

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I expected a crypto-/sug/ thread, but I got a Silver Age hijinks thread. Very nice.

>>77989457
Ah, back when Superman was a doucheback par excellence.

>>77985429
that one's fan art, it was made back when superman 700 came out

this thread belongs to >>>/trash/

>>77974247
I love this one

>>77974247
>world's finest

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>>77974247
Damn, reminded me that the Pact was a thing once.

>>77974247
Doesn't Batman also have a code against killing? What the fuck

>>77984292
Wouldn't even have to be gay to remember Greyson's lovely cheeks.

It's like a gift to humanity or masterpiece whose loss would cause an irreconcilable wound to not only our collective identity but culture itself.

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>>77996334
What are you talking about? Batman loves killing people.

>>77970454
A good example is the issue of Superboy where Mon-El debuted, the cover showed the two fighting this absolutely insane looking monster, but in the actual story this takes place over exactly two panels and has literally nothing to do with the story.

>>77974287
>>77976585
The true debate starts....

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>>77996426
The hell?

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>>77996426
What the fuck was even going on with the old DC comics

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>>77996426
THIS CANT BE REAL

>>77996426
>geez I can't let anyone know I killed another robin
>this crimson hat and coat over my batsuit will do the trick!

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>>77982330
And how!

>>77968884
Aquaman, I'd reckon. What with the whole constant need of large volumes of water, paired with the fact he's uncomy as all hell when he's not near a pool, I'll bet the dude drinks a couple gallons a day

>>77982330
Especially in TTG
>her face when muscular magpies
>her voice when Robin took off his mask

TTG is overall shit but Starfire gets her alien panties wet in that show from time to time.

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>>77974247
fix'd

>>77998869
please god tell me this was a joke

>>77996426
>read it in Adam West's voice
>scene is now funny
Thanks, brain!

>>77983300
you sound like a condescending prick. or an instagram female

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>>77999544