sum up your life with a /co/ related image

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>here's how things work, i order the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food. we do this for forty years and then we die. sounds like a deal to me. what do ya say?

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Strangely optimistic lately

>>77970022
But Godzilla lost every now and then.

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>>77970022
>that's Godzilla's job
Godzilla a bitch

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>>77967627

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>>77971133
>Barney's film had heart...But football in the groin had a football in the groin...

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>>77967627

>>77967627
I WISH I had pudding

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>>77971844
>cuz too sad
>there is no build up to any sort of tragic or heart rending event or even dialogue

This seems pretentious as fuck. Is there more?

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>>77971853
>gif

>>77971906
It's sad because she got sad when she found out what time it was.

http://nicoleships.tumblr.com/
Most of the drawings are focused on the girl having a big ass and I guess these are characters from a slipshine comic where the actual plot is.

>>77970992
I can't tell if this guy is an amazing artist or a shit one

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>>77971956
But the set up was making that out to be a punchline, not a tug at the heart strings.

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>>77971779
>filename

But they're supposed to look like that, that's the whole point. Crystals, not even once.

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>>77972005
The punchline is the artist was so sad she couldn't even draw the panel, but it's not something an ordinary person would be upset about. It's self deprecating humor, like Ronnie.

>>77971942
>mfw a lizard gets more action than me

>>77972152
Well, she should work harder. It was neither sad nor funny.

>>77972074
fair enough. it does seem that crystals will just fuck your shit up.

>>77972210
Just like my life.

>>77972234
See, now that's funny. Good delivery. You should do your own comic, anon.

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I live in a constant state of existential terror.

>>77970992

it gets funnier every time too, what a magical image

>>77972001
He's an insane artist.

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The holidays are rough and I am self-medicating.

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>>77971956
>It's sad because she got sad when she found out what time it was.

Nigga should of had a fucking clock in the background

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living the high life

>>77972535
kek

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>>77971942
damn

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The ride never ends.

>>77972742

Bitch should lose some weight

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Vastly improved loser

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>>77970805
that fucking monkey

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my threads never get love

>>77972906
fuck off retard

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>living in the south

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I can't stop fucking myself.

Literally and figuratively.

>>77972932
get off /co/ Jeph

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Tried to not use the simpsons

I failed.

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College has been a nightmare, and the only people I interact with are family, and they all hate me for various reasons.

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Fuck.

>>77972535
This is something I can get behind

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I still have hope.

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Yo my life is spiraling downward and I'm crashing and burning more every day.

After they kicked me out of University for not being able to afford classes, I moved back up north and have been in a state of Arrested development for the last three years. I'm dead inside and my failures are to be expected. All of my friends hate me and I'm so self obsessed that I barely have any personality outside of my big fat ego. I work food service almost everyday of the week and that is nothing but 12 consecutive hours of strangers telling you they hate you. I barely make enough money to survive and I'd damn well better not think about buying something that I want.

I'm checked out. Would it even be suicide? Whatever flesh I carry around lost spirit years ago.

>>77973128
Yo, I'm in a similar boat.

They tell me things get better.

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>>77967627

>>77973245
It doesn't.

If you're truly at the end of your rope, go out there and make something happen. If you really want to die, what do you care what happens to you? Run away and have an adventure, even if said adventure is just going to Mexico and doing cocaine out of the bellybuttons of hookers.

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>>77967627

>>77973307

>If you really want to die, what do you care what happens to you?
That's probably why I'm just kind of slowly wasting away.

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>>77973128
>After they kicked me out of University for not being able to afford classes,
when that happened to me I got off my ass, finished my book, and scored myself a publishing deal. It won't hit the shelves until next year but in the mean time my next novel should be ready to submit by then.
Also lost my virginity, which was surprising since I thought being a dropout would lower my chances, turns out you just gotta keep getting to know friends of friends till you start finding people on the same wavelength.

On the other hand, I am an alcoholic now. Oh well.

>>77973451
An alcoholic writer? I hope your glaring cliches don't slip into your novels.

>>77973474
it gets worse, I'm australian.

>>77973501
An australian who can write? Now that's good fiction.

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>>77973510

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Yeah...

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>tfw nostalgia

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This world is spinning too fast for me, man. And it only gets faster and faster.

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dankrupt unfortunately

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I don't have an image showing that I've been given every opportunity to succeed and still fucking it up, but this also applies

>>77974367
Dr. Manhattan, the original MTGOW

>>77971167
Utena?

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>>77967627

>>77972174

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I finished secondary school, made three separate attempts at college despite not wanting to because I felt like I had to. Found it impossible to get a job that wasn't just shitty seasonal retail work. Lived with my parents, and considered myself lucky if I had 20 quid to spend at the weekends.

Suddenly, through sheer luck, I managed to get myself a permanent, full-time job despite having no meaningful experience. Pay was decent, and there's a promotional ladder I can climb. I went from a bank account containing 7 cents to being able to afford a car, being able to move out with friends, and being able to just throw money around left and right at whatever I wanted.

And then, a month later, it clicked. I had everything that I thought would make me happy. And I was still working the 40 hour week. I got home every night at 6, had dinner, fucked about on the internet for a few hours, and went to bed. On the weekends, I fucked about on the internet during the day, and went out with friends for a few hours at night.

The same shit, every day, of every week, of every year, from now until I die. Oh God.

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>>77973050
With the exception of that last part, that's literally me right now
>Likely going to fail one of my finals
At least next semester will get better, right?

>>77974833
I'd like a job like that, just for the stability.

>>77974833
Wanna trade? I get your repetitive, monotonous life with a job and money, and you get my responsibility-free and expectative-free dead-end life of a bachelor NEET without dreams in exchange.

>>77969688
The tumblr artstyle makes me think it was made by a girl.

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Life's pretty alright.

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>>77974833
I think you meant to post this image.

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could be better.

>>77976826
Yeah, seriously. With free time to fuck around, there can be something meaningful done.

>>77972773
Shh bby is ok

>>77973050
Are you me?

Although my family doesn't hate me. They're just pains in the ass. Best bro is in another state, and gf is just as busy with school as I am, so those two shitheads are the only people I interact with closely on a regular basis.

>>77975329
Keep at it anon. If a lazy ass like me can manage consistent A's and B's, so can you.

>>77973105
This is like my entire life motto. Is that sad?

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>>77977284
No. It just makes you Owlman

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I think we have a winner

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>parents wanna kick me out
>cant find job because they all reject me
>almost out of options
>almost out of time

If this A+ cert doesnt work ima take a nap in the firm but gentle grasp of a noose.

>>77973614
>tfw life goes by too fast and you're almost 30

>>77977624
>A+ cert worth anything

Jesus christ it's worthless. Go to a bestbuy nigga, apply for Geeksquad, cross fingers.

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>>77967627

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>>77967627

>>77980059
Yeah, I know. Indecisive customers are a pain.

>>77980151
best moment of that otherwise shit episode

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I haven't done any actual work at my job in days

>>77983452
Yeah, at my job they barely have any work for me to do, so I only end up actually working for maybe 1 1/2 hours out of my 8 hour shift.

Fun times.

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>>77967627

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i have no better image

both times i had casual sex this was me, yet even in a relationship, this is still me

it feels like im not happy, but i could be a lot worse, so it's just doing a mediocre job of filling a void, which is enough to keep myself from being truly unhappy

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Recently got a couple thousand

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>>77974833
what kind of job is it i want something like that

(I'm living in my parents basement with a fucking programming degree and nobody will take me)

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>>77974833

i get the feeling that this will be you in the future

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I miss old school 90s stuff like Nick, CN, Saturday Morning cartoons

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>>77986838

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>>77967627
This applies to anyone on 4chan.

>>77971300
Has Bugs Bunny made this face before?

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Used to toke erryday while I was premed. Then I cleaned up long enough to get accepted into medical school. Then I learned when exactly my biannual drug screens were and went back to hitting the bong while I was hitting the books. My next one is in less than a hundred days so I'm back on the sober wagon. I could fake it, I know exactly what I'd need to do to pass any test they'd throw at me... it'd just be more hassle than the risk was worth. When I get my degree, I'll take another sobriety break until I get a job. Every medical laboratory I've had an internship in so far has only tested their employees when hiring them and if you give them probable cause like coming into work fucked up or being a no call no show constantly.

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>>77987028
>sum up your life
Does my dream world life count ?
I think it should. All the best things that have ever happened to me have happened in my dreams.

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>>77967627

>>77969688
Who "takes them down a notch"? Girls are pretty typically welcomed in the Internet, albeit usually by lonely guys who act overly friendly and really creepy.

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>tfw

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Right now? Not too bad, really.

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>>77987569
You still got the ugly though.

>>77976826
Because remember kids, if you can find someone who has it worse off than you, all of your complaints are invalid and you're a selfish crybaby.

>>77987609

Well... yeah.

I'm eternally stuck with that.

>>77987724
And you're also unlikable and have the personality of a pedophiliac skunk.

So yeah, if I were you I wouldn't be saying things where going good.

If anything people who AREN'T you should be saying things are good because they aren't you.

>>77969777
i try
;_;

>>77987807

>the personality of a pedophiliac skunk.

I do?

>>77987897
Once again you prove you have no self awareness. You are blissfully unaware of yourself or how to stop everyone hating you.

>>77988029

I only question the skunk part.

I know I'm not a pedo. I hate kids.

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hs drop out
my life is just starting and I already regret it
no friends
absent family who thinks depression doesn't exist
no goals
no talent
no nothing
only my sweet, sweet gun

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>>77988236
>I know I'm not a pedo.

Or so you try and tell yourself and us.

The skunk part is in reference on how people find them naturally repugnant. It could also work as a Pepe Le Pew reference but at least he tries to score.

>>77988344

>The skunk part is in reference on how people find them naturally repugnant.

Okay, yeah, I'll cop to that. Even I'M repulsed by my own face.

>>77988375
shove it down the road a couple times and you'll do

>>77971853
what the fuck kinda life are you living?

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>>77988955
and

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I am trying my best

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Every day

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>>77967627

come the fuck on
your lives can't actually be this sad

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Just found out this girl I've been crushing on at work has a bf. It sucks because we have the same tastes in cartoons, animanga, and vidjya and talk for hours.

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>>77989283
Mine isn't

>>77989283

Hey, at the moment it really isn't.

We'll see how long it lasts, though.

>>77989283
>implying
come on anon

>>77986903
This one certainly FEELS like me. Is there any picture that also includes how I have no idea what I want?

>>77989348
Boco your only source of refuge is a site that hates you and wishes you were dead

I'd say that's sad.

>>77989484

Does it make you feel better saying that?

>>77989668
I already feel better knowing I'll never be you.

>>77989730
that's the best kind of feeling

>>77989283
Not sad, necessarily, but frustrating for many. Every time I make a little extra money, something unforeseen occurs to make it disappear.

Last month it was medical bills for an accident that could have killed me. "We saved your life, give us 1000 dollars." Fuck you.

This month it was a bullshit traffic ticket. "You're violating obscure vehicle law number-something-or-other, give us your next 3 paychecks." Probably my fault for not memorizing a 300 hundred page law book though. Yeah.

The month before last I had to spend 500 dollars in vehicle repair because I apparently parked in the niggers-take-a-bat-to-every-single-window-and-headlight part of town.

The fact that I even manage to break even is a fucking god damn miracle.

Actually, all my problems seem vehicle related. Maybe I should just get a bike.

>>77989668
I don't hate you Boco. I don't go to the same boards as you so I have no opinion of you.
If I were to hate you its cause you're a trip fag. Wouldn't have to deal with this if you just stayed anon.

>>77987079
Help me anon. Have to pass piss test in 6 weeks but I also want to smoke weed and watch cartoons.

>>77989773
as a fellow biker, you should. totally.
we are much nicer and you get more freedom, but carspeople hate us for some reason. I've been run over 3 times this year and it's not on my end, cause I'm a very good driver.
also I'm not American but you seem to live in a shit place

>>77988380
This image has been me lately. Other than lack of sleep, I think I can make it.

>>77989773
My friend had his brand spankin new bike stolen the day he bought it. I'd recommend getting the thickest chain and lock you can get your hands on.

>>77989283
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

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>>77972906
He's actually jealous that the other anons are more popular...

>>77989283
>Be me
>23
>almost 24
>Sped my entire life
>was not told differences as I got older.
>not actually autistic
>"forced by the system" concept, meaning if you are told something is ok for a long time then more people tell you no something isn't, you get confused and not really understanding
>am about mentally 16
>had sex at 16 in church camp with awesome crazy girl
>felt bad and told youth minister
>we both consented
>told it was best to stay away
>only there 3 days
>break down crying
>night comes
>5AM
>cops were called on me
>girl is taken to hospital to do a "rape kit"
>I told them everything we did
>nothing but normal sex
>freaking out
>no signs of rape
>freaking out
>Parents tell me not to talk to cops
>years later still nothing from it
>18
>Grandfather passes away after my grandmother
>house is sold
>120,000k
>about 15 members
>everyone gets 14k or so
>"Anon, you get 759 ever 2 weeks but everyone else is handed a check to do whatever. You're not responsible enough. Only you. Even your other 18 year old cousin is handed the check before you"
>Never had or needed a real job in my life
>Not fair that I am the only one treated this way
>no one in my family actually gives a fuck about me.
>between 18-22 moved 14xs in one year
>no family would take me in cept my uncle and sister, not even my dad
>dad blows me off for his gf at the time and thinks she is more important
Finally get with my mom.
>other grandparents still alive.
>grandfather passes away
>lives with her for a while
>grandmother is too old for me to help and vise versa
>grandmother says to mom that she will give her money to put her and me up in a place
>gives something around 15,000
>now living with mom, step dad, step brother
>step brother doesn't do anything around the house
>step dad thinks he is a king and should only work
>makes me do everything
theres more to this should I go on?

>>77990461
I didn't read it, but sure, let it out.

>>77990461
the fuck I'm reading

>>77973451
What's the name of your book, anon?

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I have no idea what I'm doing at my job and yet somehow things are working out for me

>cant find a job
>mom thinks I'm not trying
>get severer depression
>mom thinks I'm full of shit
>finally sees it when i break down crying one day, hiding under my desk
>Don't have money for therapy
>do whatever I can to make myself happy
>once in a while have a night terror waking myself up screaming
life is slowly working its way around me but it's not good it's not bad. It's just wahtever till I can find a job and get a better computer and maybe play games I've missed playing since my last computer


>>77990576
i do a lot more than normal...

>>77990592
my life.

>>77990691

Sounds like my last job.

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>>77973307
Do you think Coke and Hookers grow on trees?
Do they just give them away where you're from?

>>77990461
>>77990730

Jesus /co/, look at the shit you allow on your board. Have some self respect.

>>77969776
Beat me to it.

>>77990839
Oh Lemongrab you crazy fucker.
I miss you.

>>77990839
You can be the hooker and get the money to get other hookers.

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>>77974833
Lol I don't remember making this post, but it fits me to a perfect T so I must have.

>>77990730
You're a fucking baby. Sounds like you've had everything handed to you

>>77989294
just wait anon and then ask her out

>>77990730
>>77990461
You're going to have to find value in things that you aren't use to finding it. This means that rather than seeing your suffering and discomfort as a negative, see it as a positive because it means that you're trying. Value yourself and know that not only are you incredibly lucky, all things considered, you're also capable of being independent. There isn't going to be any quick fix.

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>>77967627

>>77975628
If not made by a girl, then by a guy trying to impress girls.

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>>77967627
I wish I could

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>>77967627
Every day is a struggle to keep myself from driving off that bridge on my way to work. I figure the impact will knock me unconscious and the water will do the rest of the work.

No friends
Family resents me
No skills
Nothing to life for

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>>77989283
It's not that I hate my life. I just hate myself.

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>>77967627

>>77992301

I'll drink to that.

>>77992018
Whoa there, Hannibal Lecter.

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>me at my new job

>>77992664
where is this from?

>>77992695

Some fan comic about Penguin in the Gotham TV show

>>77992744
>Gotham
man that show sucks dick
I can't even stand the ads for it

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>>77967627
I had a more related one on my old computer, but this one will do.

>>77972373
>when you eat all the lasaga

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I should find an image without the dialogue, but naaaaah.

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My life is pretty empty except for porn and junk food.

Weed and booze used to be in the mix but I quit drinking and haven't had anything in my stash for months

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>graduate from college
>no fucking idea what to do with my degree
>I know! I'll be a teacher!
>mfw six months into my first year in a public school

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>>77993377
Teach me how to quit drinking. Last Tuesday I was celebrating not drinking Monday night (with a beer) but then I remembered I actually had 3 beers and such a low amount just seemed like a day off to me.

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>>77993456
You are not alone, man. I graduated two months ago after making a long and difficult college. I not even started looking for a job because to think that I'll end up working as a teacher in a high school depresses me.

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>>77993584
Okay, you're drinking right now, right?

Just stop doing that.

There you go.

No but seriously I had no fucking problem quitting partially because one of the antidepressants I'm on could interfere with it and anyway it was fucking with my mood way too much. I just quit cold turkey after a last drunken hurrah at a cousin's wedding and I've been dry for 8 months.

If you are actually a problem drinker then don't try to do it yourself, seek help. From what I hear though you should try to avoid AA. They have the same success rate as going cold turkey (about 5%) and honestly I just despise their rhetoric that makes you think of yourself as powerless and dependent on a "higher power" for help.

Now if only I could cut back on the weird-ass porn and make myself write on a regular schedule.

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I'm doing okay by most standards but I'm really having a hard time giving a shit about anything.
I simply cannot put any effort into my daily life, college or whatever. I don't like or want anything. I've stopped finding people attractive, even. The only thing I can do to feel good is get high.
The real problem is that I've felt this way pretty much as far back as I can remember with no change either way. I used to think that I would get better or things would get better but it's all the same. Everything isn't shit, it's just dull, even when I'm running from the police. It's like I don't feel panic or fear or excitement or anger or anything because things just don't seem that important.

>>77993962
At the same time I have to say that I know how silly and immature this sounds. I even hate that I feel this way. But I can't really change it as far as I can tell

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>>77993854
See how you're not writing right now?
Just start writing.
kek, just good fun champ.
I actually just had a beer during the game and am sober now because my shitty puritian state doesn't sell booze on Sunday.
I'd never do AA since I'm agnostic, but I don't really know of any other options, even if I did, my friends all drink and I'm not gonna be "that guy" and I don't want to lose all my friends. One of them owns a brewery, another manages his tap room.

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>>77967627

>>77993962
>>77993996

Sounds like you have straight-up depression, man. Go see a therapist or something.

>>77993838

I went off on a rant about this the other day, but the biggest problem with the schools is that there aren't enough teachers to go around so you're expected to be responsible for an unreasonable amount of students that by all accounts should not be shoved into the same classes together. But no one wants to be a teacher because of those problems in the first place.

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>>77967627

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>>77994142
Well then just stop drinking so much. Limit yourself to one or two beers a day unless it's a special occasion. If you get drunk at your best friend's wedding it's a celebration. If you get drunk by yourself in your bedroom on a Tuesday afternoon you need help.

>>77969330
This sums it up well enough, I guess. Only recently realized the window for me to learn any worthwhile skills has shut, so I'll be stuck doing menial grunt work until my body collapses on itself. At least I'm not closet gay like Squidward. Hopefully.

>>77994152
>tfw

I don't give a shit about getting out and doing stuff, I just want to stay in my room and do my own thing.

>>77994228
I do see a counselor, but she's not a psychiatrist so I'm not diagnosed or anything.
The thing is, I know people who are, and I'm not super interested in medication for many reasons and talking about it really doesn't do much for something like a chemical imbalance. A big thing is that medication doesn't cure or even treat depression, and I don't want to be numbed forever. If I did I'd be satisfied just smoking all the time

>>77993456

good luck friend

hopefully you'll do good

>>77974367
Awww. This actually makes me feel better for some reason.

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People are starting to like me more

Im getting much better at my craft everyday and people are starting to notice

Im losing weight and getting in better shape and feeling much more healthy

Im doing well in uni and my grades are good enough to keep my scholarship

Im still not happy and I feel like my life is sadness broken up by short bursts of happiness instead of the other way around

>>77994283
Yeah, some governments need to create greater incentives for people to be teachers, because the problem is that many that DO want to teach realize how incredibly frustrating it can be based on their own experiences and lose interest, and the rather low salary doesn't help things.

And, to make things worse, these incentives will probably not be brought about anytime soon because education (at least in the US) is one of the departments that gets the ass-end of the stick the most when government budget cuts come around, so funding to encourage more people to become teachers, be it an increased salary or special benefits, will not happen.

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>>77967627

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literally me

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now in gif. form

>>77973128
>I work food service almost everyday of the week
>12 consecutive hours
This is where I call bullshit. There's no way a McService job would give you that many hours.

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>>77967627
Bretty gud. Studying animation and making some good art in my spare time. Things are going well with the girlfriend, and I'll be on winter break from classes soon.

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Cant avoid trouble

>>77971844
This one really struck me for some reason. I lived like that once, I was depressed, couldn't get a job or afford anything. I felt useless.
I got a job and started study again but looking back at it does bring a bit of pain. Everyone goes through it. I don't think there was meant to be joke in this one, but I like it anyway.

>>77975612
Oh god. I seem to forget how depressing life can be.

>>77971853
>>77971942
I need the source for... Reasons.

fucking christ you people are depressing.

>>77998650

Its not McService, friend. It is an independent pIzza parlor in the centrally located campus of the university. I get to be gelled St by drunken dtwenty somethings who have never worked a day in their lives. Goddammit I was a fucking 4.0 college student.

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Yup

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Eh, it's boringly alright so far but I'm 19 and studying.
A couple of good friends, good family, and never had a gf but getting one is pretty pointless at this time since I doubt it will change anything.
/blogpost

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It's weird how I connect with Daria so much.

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>>78000728
>tfw you know you're gay but you show off as being straight just so that you dont lose your male friends
Jesus Crust

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>>77993377
>filename

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All my /co images fit this theme...

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>>77989283

>>77969688
A more accurate version would be
>A girl on the internet?!
>I gotta ask her to post her feet
>fap fap
>I hate my life ;_;

>>78003144
>having shitty friends
Just don't be a faggot about being gay.

>>78003263
>A girl on the internet?!
>I gotta ask her to post her feet
>fap fap
>I'm so fucked up ;_;
ftfy

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My life's all right now that I think of it.

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>>77967627

>>77992058
Don't do it, anon. Please. I have no idea who you are or where you are, but I feel for you. You are strong, anon, you've been through crap and survived it. You are great. Just wanted you to know it.

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>>78008172
Anyone notice how suicide is becoming more and more rampant in young men these days? I mean, I just saw an r/depression user post that he had just ingested enough pet euthanasia meds to knock him dead in minutes. Most comments sympathized with his situation and wished him luck wherever he ended up. Makes you wonder why it's so widespread.

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>>78008655
The world is getting worse anon. Society is growing more and more hostile to people with dreams. The people in charge are greedy sociopaths who only care about lining their pockets and enforcing their personal agendas instead of serving the people. We have all the knowledge of the world at our literal fingertips and yet society is regressing further and further into cliques and hugboxes because people would prefer validation and happy feelings over logic and truth. Hook-up culture has also killed romance for those who still believe in that sort of thing. Men and women now just find someone through an app and they go out and bang after some Starbucks or McDonald's and call that a date. Society is a rigged game and the only winning move is not to play.

>>78008812
damn anon....

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>>77972742

>>77972176
Don't worry, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
And I mean that sincerely.
YMMV.

>>77974367
Beat me to it.

>>77989890
Hey anon, if you're still here I've got the help you need. I don't know how complicated of a test they're running on you; is it the ol' dipstick, or are they running you through the DIMENSION EXL WITH LM CHEMISTRY ANALYZER? It's not incredibly different either way, but lab tests are more precise. So there's two methods I've always sworn by:

1. Dilution. Tests for THC has a threshold of only 50 ng/ml (I've only seen this go lower for my pre-clinical rotation tests, every other time has been 50) so you can drink a bunch of water to dilute your urine out so what THC can be found falls below the detectable range. Depending on how much you smoke makes this easier or harder; if you stop smoking now, it shouldn't be too difficult even for an erryday smoker. The benefit is that you are peeing your real, body temperature, urine; can't get more legit than that! The downside is that your urine will be very clear and obvious. Now, working in the lab I've never seen anyone care, we just assume you're staying hydrated, good for you... but if you're paranoid that you'll be screened by an asshole who suspects you're diluting to hide something you need to take some AZO or B2 vitamins. I've personally used AZO. It will make your urine orange, so keep drinking and peeing until it starts to look pale yellow again. Get some dipstick tests at home (you can get a super sensitive 20 ng/ml test for like five bucks online) and make sure you're in the good, then pee like normal during your test.

>>77992058
anon, I've been looking for something like this to post here. You're not alone friend

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>>78010206

2. Substitution. Either pee you know is clean, or synthetic urine. I've always used QuickFix batch 5.7-1 as it also contains creatine and urea, which only like three states and Canada even test for in a drug screen to confirm that the sample is indeed urine; but hey, never too careful. The bottle has a thermal strip on it, and comes with a hand warmer and a rubber band. Just hide it somewhere on your person (I always duct tapped it to the inside of my underwear, warmer NOT touching skin) and make sure the temp strip is around 98 degrees before pouring in the cup. From experience, the warmer sometimes over heats the sample so you may have to separate them and let it cool some. The benefit is that you could even come in stoned if you think you can keep your pokerface going, and the only reliable way to tell that it is fake is to keep it in the fridge for days (which by then the test is done anyway) and notice that it doesn't precipitate out like normal... so yeah, no body will know, not that lab techs would care to begin with. The downside is that you've got to make sure it gets to the right temperature and smuggle it in.

Happy tokin', anon

>>78009097
Clever girl

>>78003144
>show off as being straight
You wanna be a flaming queen?

>>77989361
>>77974833
These, I'm stuck in the unique hell of a sales job where I can't complete orders and a tech support job where I'm not actually tech support. The money is good, but 90% of my "customers" are idiots, angry, or both.

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>>77967627
when your girl wants to finally try out her fetish

>>77967627
this desu

>>78012852
source

>>78008812
>The world is getting worse anon

No it's not, the world has always been awful. The only thing that changes is the nature of how it is awful. There's no way to quantify it unless you are literally omnicient and are constantly aware of every single thing that happens in the universe, but you aren't. Stop thinking about it so hard.

>The people in charge are greedy sociopaths who only care about lining their pockets and enforcing their personal agendas instead of serving the people

This is absolutely true, but it's always been this way. The best you can do is campaign with the rest of the pissed off 99% and hope for the best.

>Society is regressing further and further into cliques and hugboxes because people would prefer validation and happy feelings over logic and truth

You mean like how we're all in a hivemind hugbox right now, on 4chan? There's nothing wrong with staying in a space or a group where you feel happy/safe. People have done that literally since the dawn of time, segregating into nomadic tribes based on their language dialect and ethnicity. This isn't new.

>Hook-up culture has also killed romance

I call bullshit on this one. If anything, hook-up culture has made it easier for people who lack social skills to finally buck up the courage to make an online profile SOMEWHERE, whether it be dating related or not, to connect with people who are into the same shit they are. It's become way easier to find romance, especially if you're not into, y'know, going outside.

>Society is a rigged game and the only winning move is not to play

Fuck off! Live your life damnit! There is so much to live for, so much you can do with that creative, big brain of yours! The world sucks, yes, we get it! But you can always say "fuck it" and take life by a new set of horns. And for bigger problems that take a lot of damage control, get help! Go out and find people, talk about shit. Make the most of your short, potentially great life. Find that potential, anon.

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>>77967627

>>77971956
>http://nicoleships.tumblr.com/
>Muh dick
is there any porn of her?