IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

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>>77959534

POCKET SAND

SH-SH-SHAW

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>>77959534
I become the Hank

>>77959674
0/10 Hank kicks your ass harder.
>>77959758
Not bad/10
>>77959708
10/10
>>77959841
2/10 could have been done better.

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can't kick a dancin' man, it just aint done

>>77960477
7/10 for well-executed gif.

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>>77959534

>>77959534
I'll just wait a bit. The plot usually fixes it so that Hank doesn't kick anyone's ass.

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>>77959534

>>77960611

>Implying Hank wont kick your ass

Somebody please bring this kid's mother.

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He won't kick my ass if my ass is propane.

>>77961189
you'll have to live with a serious gas problem, though

On the street? Stand close to a police officer so he gets arrested if he tries to attack me.

Near my home? Tell him I'll get my gun if he does, that's assault nigga.

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Ass-shield, duh.

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>>77961276
>Propane
>Gas Problem
I'll have you know propane is the most energy-efficient clean-burning gas for all heating and cooking needs. And on the rare occasion that a problem arises with it, the well trained and knowledgeable staff on propane and propane accessories, that work at the revered, Strickland Propane, will be at your call to deal with it efficiently.

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>>77960902
/thread

>>77961945
Well yeah but if you are gluing a tank to your rear like that anon is saying it's going to be heavy. He probably isn't a big guy.

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>>77961945

At this point I'd rather he just kicked my ass.

>>77959534
Single leg takedown into side control into kimura?

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>>77960477
sick whomp reference/10

>>77959534
>THAT'S MY PURSE!
>I DON'T KNOW YOU!!

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Distract him with the things he loves most

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>>77959534
he won't kick me because I ain't right.

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>>77959534

>>77963968

Now he's gonna have an easier time beating you as your ass tells him where to kick.

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i make my ass grass

>the captcha is grass

>>77959534
He says he's going to kick my ass but the episode resolves with him respecting my differences but not really understanding them, and never having kicked my ass.

>>77959534

you cannot. accept your fate, and make peace with whatever gods you worship.

>>77960828
Now Hank becomes one of the few people to kick Batman's ass

>>77964430

This guy gets it

>>77964527

I see that in my head and it's just fucking hilarious

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A challenger appears!

>>77965504
Well now Hank is definitely gonna kick your ass, you've brought up some weird new wave spiritual mumbo-jumbo. Now there's gonna be a whole episode about Bobby and Peggy being all interested in your cult and whatnot and there being some silly accident and Hank helping clean up your mess.

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Hank Hill you kick my ass you kick America's ass.

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>>77965504
I was in that thread too anon

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DUSTY Ol' BONES

FULL OF GREEN DUST

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Confront him with his life.
I put too much effort into this

>>77959534
Tell him you like propane, and propane accessories.

>>77967813

Too far.

>>77968264

Once he kicks that thing's ass, he's gonna kick yours twice as hard.

Does Hank have an ass limit?

>>77969585
Only for as long as his urethra holds out

Tell him I'm interested in buying a Vogner Char-King.
When my credit doesn't check out, I walk out the door.
Hank can't kick my ass cause he's at work.

>>77959534
I look at him in the eyes, and with a soft but firm tone I tell him that I am sorry for whatever it is I did to upset him.

Any other answer is just asinine.

I just shit my pants, as in mega babies shitting pants. How can you kick someones ass without getting shit on your shoes.

>>77963560
best reply

>>77959534
I don't.

I submit to a righteous ass-kicking, because I obviously did something to deserve it.

>>77959534
POCKET SAND

SQUIRREL TACTICS

god damn will giving Hank the pocket sand feel shitty, but I don't want him to kick my ass

>>77959534 prepare to be destroyed by the deadliest of all martial arts, MONKEY STYLE! PRESSURE POINT,GOUGE THE EYES, GRAB THE TONGUE, ACHILLES TENDON

Stop being a jackass.

>>77964472
kek

>>77959534
Building a wall

Wait until he's asleep.
Ruin his lawn then flee to another continent.

>not being a literal fucking retard, for starters

>>77966233
extremely underrated post

>>77967733
Link to the thread, please?

>>77976562

How to make the asskicking worse: The post

>>77966233
Nice dubs and good post

Pull a Bill Dauterive copypasta on him

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>>77959534