Chin rub edition
STOP RIGHT THERE NERD SCUM. Bethesda gave permission to Kazerad create Prequel: the animated series and he needs your help. YES, YOUR HELP. Can you choose a good opening song for that cartoon? Kaz is betting on you, pal.
It's far from finished, but it's as done as it will get. My tablet was indisposed for a while and now I'll try to win me some tshirts so yeah. Maybe I'll finish it someday though!
Don't forget the other in the series
No update, but there is a story competition thing. Anyone here making things for that?
you can do it
whats the worst thing that could happen? not winning it?
i won the first competition promo shit that kaz did
but i never got my button because kaz fucked up my address
It only took me three days to shit out something that could win maybe definitely
About 15 hours of work though
The entries thus far have been kinda awful, and I have an idea that might work, but it would be a lot of effort to realize it and if I really wanted the merch that bad, it would be more straightforward to just buy some.
Does anybody have that video about Morrowind
it features the tribunal and dagoth ur waiving their arms around with one of the big enemies from Morrowind that looks like it belongs in OG Half Life
That would probably have been better than what we got
>was there for last update, since hour one
>completely missed this update, haven't had time to play it yet
Keep us updated on how that adventurer does
make sure to meet a mummy and get cursed
don't forget to check both sidestories: "Precede", and "Dodger: Break the law"
I'm sure she can read it better than you can read basic english, anon.
>Night writing, AKA sonography, was a system of code that used symbols of twelve dots arranged as two columns of six dots embossed on a square of paperboard, and is now remembered as the forerunner of Braille.
I'm pretty sure the "extremely fickle and self-destructive magic powers built into your eyeballs" refers to the night eye power, an ability that every Khajiit is simply born with, and, from what I remember, doesn't cost any magicka.
In other words, it is completely unrelated to other magic powers like the enchantments and spells and stuff that wizards do.
With the same scenes but with Katia been a sadcat.
Not that I mind
I like it actually, but you've been posting around here since the campaign started. Hasn't Kaz needed your help for the flash? At all? I kinda assumed he was going to do some weird ass flash bullshit that he'd inevitably need you to help with Also how do you pronounce Ch'marr? I end up saying "chemahr"
>Hasn't Kaz needed your help for the flash?
Pretty sure he doesn't help with any of the FLash stuff. Only real coding.
I usually sit on unfinished drawings forever. My bursts of creative energy tend to be brief in duration.
Any tips on how to make this more katia-like anons?
Eye of Fear seems to fit better, since misusing to leads to related pic.
Is it even worth entering the comic contest if my skills at art aren't great? I feel like even if I have a decent idea someone else with better art skills and an equally decent idea would win.
According to the normal human woman who would never lie to us, the contest winners will be chosen by "PREQUEL'S author" and "how much story you can pack into a single wordless image." That being said, it seems like better art skills would allow for more story to be told, since there would be more details in the picture.
Thanks all. I often find it more helpful to read descriptions of features than to just look at examples.
Yeah, my ability to pose is quite limited currently. I'm trying to draw a pose like the image here: http://dothack.wikia.com/wiki/Tabby
It's intended to be a crossover pic, so I'll also use that clothing design.
Here's a question for Kaz. When is the best time to submit commands for Prequel? I'm guessing right as a new chapter is uploaded but I'm not sure.
Well anons. Is she ready to be clothed?
(ignore withered hand, will fix later. gonna be in a paw mitten anyway)
The hand next to her face seems a bit flat, and the fist on her leg needs some definition. Maybe make her tail a bit thicker as well? Also don't forget about 3 toes per foot, right now they're just chunks.
For some reason I like her in this getup... for some reason.
Ch as in Cheetah, Marr as in... there isn't many ways of mispronouncing that. And if you call me "Ch'thereisn'tmanywaysofmispronouncingthat" I'll slap you! :3
Scathing! But yeah, I don't do the flash stuff. I've been thinking about getting my paws wet in that but.. there's plenty of JS stuff to do.
For Dodger I resurrected the painful^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hslow reveal stuff, and did the database work for collecting folks preferences, etc. Kaz has something cool lined up for me soon, but I'm refusing to work on it until the flash is finished :)
And... really... this thread is the best source of freaking ADORABLE cheetah pics! <3
>"The flash will be ready soon"
>Go to boot camp for a month
I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembers things.
So, any bets on wether or not Kaz can actually put Intrude up before the end of the IGG campaign?
Wishful thinking, but I sure hope it's done by the end of the week because on saturday I have to go off into the wilderness with no internet for nearly a month.
Also, anyone got any of the graphs showing the update rate of the comic over time? I could have sworn I saved at least one of them but I can't seem to find it.
Kaz will rate creativity, though, not excessive size. Still, no regrets.
Based on Dodger's descriptions of what she likes about humans (or human-like races) what race do you think she would be naively attracted to the most?
I'll start off stirring the hornets nest and assert: Nord. Reasons: The hair, the furs, the muscles, the fact they can survive such cold means they must be warm and cuddly.
>tfw we won't reach 50k
This is why you should always make crowdfunding campaigns have campaign exclusive rewards for people who back it with at least a given amount of money, if you're planning on getting a fair sum of cash through it.
She's not that much older. Oblivion had an ugly age system, and Kazerad takes some artistic liberties with the comic. I bet as far as the comic is concerned, she is somewhere in her 40s.
Just get a bunch of anons and stalk Kaz, it isn't that hard.
Ambush him while he's buying canned chicken at the store
Did anyone take the time to bring the khajiit bandit from this background into focus?
It's the reason i've never been able to enjoy art of them both, it just doesn't fit.
Kaz could have gicen her eyebags or more defined scales to show age though. She doesn't look like the bitter, withered hag he characterized her as.
Sorry guys, everything is going to have to be delayed for a while longer. I tried making some chili.
Next thing you're gonna tell me is you tried making caramel by boiling a can of condensed milk.
I'll allow this mistake though, because no beans were involved in them making of this chili it seems.
Shut up. I'm the only author of "Begin: Make a feline shed tears".
Is it just me, or has Plague been gone for quite a while?
>friend convince me to read Prequel
>kinda doubtful but end up giving it a chance a couple of days ago
>have a fucking blast during the whole thing
I regret so much to not have read it slower, I'll leave the sidestories for later to lighten the wait for the next update. Also, I want to try drawing some prequel stuff but since I don't have my tablet around right now, I thought could try doing some pixel art shit. Any suggestion?
I'm really fucking slow tho, don't expect nothing quick.
All right fellow anons
Time to give Kaz's contest a very depressing try
I've already pre-gamed on way too much alcohol, so I should be about the same hand-eye coordination as Kazerad when he attempts cooking
All I need to do is finish waiting for the fish to thaw, and I'll be ready to start baking
i'd french it.
>not posting the version where everything is burning
I'm taking the cultural approach to Kazerad's contest. I'm making two sets of Argonian-themed cookies. My focus will be creativity in their thematic design, not their shape.
One set will be Hist-Sap inspired sweet cookies, and will have the goal of fucking you up as hard as possible like sap does to humans.
The other set will be savory fish cookies, as I want something the Argonians themselves would want to eat
and I don't want to exclude them like some sort of racist
A personal challenge will be to make these while as inebriated as possible, so to properly mimic Kaz's mental state when he cooks himself
Don't worry anon, I've got my tablet out here with me; I plan on documenting this travesty and posting it for your pleasure
Anon, inebriation will not be a problem. What you see here is a friend of mine's personal moonshine mix. I don't know a lot about alcohol, but I've seen this shit light on fire. I will be downing this as the night goes on. I'm already having to correct many spelling errors in my post; this won't be a good night for me.
>I don't know a lot about alcohol, but I've seen this shit light on fire
You poor bastard. I hope to fuck you weren't planning on going to work tomorrow. Or for most of the rest of the week.
Small update. I turned on the burner a while ago to get the water boiling for the potatoes. It started to smell weird and I noticed the water wasn't even simmering. So my natural reaction was to quickly flick the nearby heater to check if it was hot. Whelp, now I have a small burn on the side of my pinkie, but now the pot's on the proper burner so I'm good. Flour and spices are mixed for the sweet cookies as well.
Speaking of which, how am I gonna peel these potatoes? I don't have a peeler.
I have a quantitative research paper and presentation tomorrow at 930 AM
I'll be okay!
Score them along the midline, boil them for 1-2 minute, then dunk in ice water and just peel the skin off with your hands. It should slide right off. Then cut into pieces and continue boiling.
You can also boil them all the way through and do the same method, but they'll be harder to handle.
damn! that sounded like a good idea. I went ahead and just did it like a pineapple and sliced off the sides individually. I'll try that next time for sure!
Hey, I can handle myself drunk anon!
Look, see? No further issues and the tatoes are peeled (for the most part). Now I just have to chop them into chunks and boil them, then saute the fish
c-Captain... no flash.
goddamnit you jinxed me anon! Poked myself with the tip of the knife. I need another swig of mike's mix
catfish. figured the Louisiana specialty would fit the argonians and their swamp habitat. I got it on the pan right now
The potatoes and catfish are cooking, so I figured I'd get started on the sweet cookies.
I don't have a mixer, so I tried hand mixing the butter and brown sugar. It's...not going according to plan
fuckkit, it's sitting off to the side to soften up.
In the meantime, I've added the fish, potatoes, flour, and egg into one pot, and they're all mixed together. I now have my savory batter.
On a side note, I've had a few more shots of mike's mix and I think it's starting to take effect. The first egg I picked up smashed in my hand; didn't even think I was holding it so tight
I don't think they are going to listen. Most of them are really irrational about what gets posted here.
Allright. Now for the tricky part. Since the get-go, I wanted my cookies, both sweet and savory, to be in the cute shape from the comic. Except, I don't have a custom cookie cutter for the argionan heads.
So here's my plan, Ima take a few more swigs of mike's mix for confidence, and then I'm gona use a knife to cut a soup can apart and bend it into the correct shape. The cans are already circular, so after it's cut, it shouldn't be hard to bend it into the proper shape
also, can some anon keep track of my posts? I fear I may be too drunk at the end of this to p[roperly save my posts for the contest
>I'm gona use a knife to cut a soup can apart and bend it into the correct shape
Anon no. Just cut them into circles with the can you have and then cut the mouth part with a knife. Don't take knife to metal.
He enjoys seeing the reaction he has on people. This is an extension of that. If anon cuts off a finger, you are for sure going to hear that when kazerad tells this story at a party while he laughs.
more like /prequel/ amirite
I'm not /that/ evil. I just want everyone to have fun. Bake safe, anon.
I'd post more but I'm hermitting to work on the thing. Chmarr! I know you're reading this, please make the thing to calculate how many clover pins people get. I'm on AIM of you need my international shipping fees to help calculate this.
Okay well, had a little incident, but everything's under control now. I'm gonna take a small break to patch up something really quick, but I swear I'll be back ina few to finish.
Looks like your fears were
exactly fucking warranted
promise you wont be mad
This is hilarious and horrifying at the same time.
Please don't have passed out and bled to death Anon.
Give it up dude. Just post even lewder images that the mod doesn't have a hate boner for. Shit like
Apparently, fully nude but no nipple, and lizard dick is perfectly okay. So, mod's a fag, post cute gay shit.
Okay back. So, let me get everyone up to speed:
I had managed to get the can top disconnected from the rest of the can. The problem, is where I wanted to cut through the lip (where the lid used to be) to make the mouth, but it was a bit thicker there, and when I forced the knife through, it went into my palm. Instinctively, I clutched the severed can with my hand as a reflex and managed to slice my fingers on the serrated side of the can (which I cut). So I almost made it scott free.
On the flip side of things, after cleaning my wound
and the canI managed to cut the head pieces and store them in the fridge to cool so I can cook them. I'll take >>78011327 's advice and just cut out the mouth from the cookies later.
I wasn't really able to pick up my tablet and photo my wounds, but have a pic of the aftermath (it's the best I can do, sorry anon)
I have roommates that could drive me to the hospital
if I had insurancebut the cuts don't look that deep honestly.
>Secondary Objective: become as bad at cooking as Kaz: X
I've downgraded from Mike's Mix to beer, as I'm a bit woozy
it's not from blood lossand I really want to finish these tonight.
Next step is preheating the oven and actuall;y cooking these puppies
Is there any non-cute Katia?
No, I mean on that one image. Dude has an agenda. Post other shit.
>No, I mean on that one image.
Yeah sure whatever you say. One image, right.
Oh come on, if you're in the US insurance is free and you get literally fined for not having it. Don't be the fucker who goes without because it's "too complicated" or something.
Super interested how the cookies turn out though.
>if you're in the US insurance is free
Lol, like fuck it is!
>you get literally fined for not having it
Less expensive than paying for it, and you'll probably get better coverage by claiming to be a Mexican at the ER anyways.
>, if you're in the US insurance is free
Yeah Kazerad it's not free insurance. Literally no place within two hours of me takes it and I don't own a car. If I get hit by a bus I'll probably just go bleed out in the gutter.
let's not make this political
I would love you forever if you sent that with my indiegogo purchase
but to make a long story short for the lack of insurance: I just go back from the army and went right into college; with all the paperwork from going into the reserves coupled with school, I just said fukkit for the time being on insurance. Yes, I am lazy.
As for the cookies, their shape is actually staying pretty well, hopefully after they've been baked and i've made the frosting they won't look like travesties
>if you're in the US insurance is free and you get literally fined for not having it.
Okay guys. We should listen to the brave soldier who sacrificed his hand, liver, and dignity in service to his Cookies. >>78014176
Sorry, I guess I should've said "free for people who can't afford it". 99% of the people I know who go without are, like, unemployed and too depressed to work. I guess I forgot there is a class of people for whom it would be a large portion of their income
and who probably use it less than I do.
Anerica's /trying/, though. They're trying really hard.
Hah, yeah, sure, just tell me what email it's under. But really, the insurance is worth looking into when you next get a chance. Cider is in the reserves and I think his is gov funded.
>Cider is in the reserves and I think his is gov funded.
To be fair, he probably REALLY needs it.
Sweet cookies are in the oven
checked one at 5 min, and it was too soft so I fucked it up
Now working on the frosting. Did I mention that there's whiskey in the sweet cookies as well as the frosting? I mean, it IS supposed to jack you up like hist sap does in-game.
When the sweets are out, the savories will get seared and oven baked.
Okay! They didn't come out fucked! Now they just need to cool down so I can add the frosting and carve the mouth, then they should look like what the comic has.
The savory cookies went into the oven. but I'm paranoid they'll melt, so I saved a few just in case.
[email protected] is the indiegogo email fellow anons, no sign me up for spam plzs
We've known it was her from moment one, It's just the tail was too thin and looked rat-like.
I think it's the only ship that Kaz ever outright endorsed. At least, he created it. So, it's about as official as anything in Prequel gets.
>this is the third time she's come in this week to do this
>threatening to kick her out does nothing, she knows he'll never follow through
>not by the sound of that thing of his thwacking against the bottom of the counter every time she licks his sweet spot
>too bad he's too much of a wuss to turn around and do the same to her
After a whole day of the slowest progress you can imagine and a huge lack of concentration, I've done pretty much nothing. Hopefully I'll be more porductive tomorrow.
He made it a long intro to screw with everyone in that thread.
Whelp! These look God Awful but don't taste half-bad. The "creative" part was the mix of sweet and savory over visuals anyways. The eyes turned out to be the hardest part, what with shaky, drunken, sliced up hands. If there was one thing I'd do different, it'd be skipping the frosting and just using a can of whipped cream.
I guess they wouldn't be flawless in canon either, since the drug dealers probably aren't top tier chefs themselves.
Special thanks to all the anons that kept up my motivation during this ordeal, as well as Kazerad for coming along and guilt tripping me about my healthcare.
RIP unnamed bandit.
Tonight was a fun night; now I just need to get this crap all into an image and submit it on the fan page.
Hey, I did say I'll make it pixel art shit because I don't have my tablet with me atm. I'm not the best, but I do try to make my stuff look the least half-assed possible.
Congrats on not ending up on the hospital!
I am glad you survived, anonymous 4chan poster. Sorry for guit tripping you over the lack of health insurance. I'll send you the picture of Katia guilt tripping you over your lack of health insurance to make up for it. I'm glad you didn't end up in the hospital.
>Cook sweet hist-sap inspired cookies: complete
>Cook savory argonian fish cookies: complete
>Make the cookies look badass: failed
>Make the cookies taste good: complete
>Secondary Objective: become Kazerad's culinary doppelganger: fucking complete
Final Injury List:
>Right pinkie burnt
>Left palm cut open
>Left thumb cut open
>Left index finger cut open
>Left middle finger cut open
>Left Ring finger cut open
>Left Pinkie finger cut open
I'm glad I survived too Kaz. Even if I don't win the contest, the doodle of Katia guilt tripping me is more than worth the effort. From now on, I'll try and leave the culinary escapades to you from now on.
id actually do it but i politely dont want to bother you
Nah, you really don't want to see a picture of a skeletal boreal mongoloid braking that cookie with his buckteeth. I'll see whether I can take a picture of my niece eating it though.
I'm still so happy we made this lizard cry.
Well, Kaz made her cry because he's a monster, but we got to enjoy it.
Not sure if sweating because nervous or because too warm. That dress and gloves do look kinda heavy. Cute picture either way.
God forbid he runs into the average republican voter, says that shit he gets pic related.