Prequel Thread

I just finally took the time to look up what "nightwriting" actually is.

...Goddamnit, did Katia just waste 5 septims on a book she can't read?

>>77956835
During the minigame with aggy she could multiple languages, plus she can speak Dragon so she probably can read it.

No updates.

Fuck off.

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>>77956789

>>77956944
She speaks Draconic, not Dragon

Dragon is for Dragons and Dragonborn

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STOP RIGHT THERE NERD SCUM. Bethesda gave permission to Kazerad create Prequel: the animated series and he needs your help. YES, YOUR HELP. Can you choose a good opening song for that cartoon? Kaz is betting on you, pal.

>>77958364
https://youtu.be/xlt5sC2lKCw

Easy

>>77958364
http://tindeck.com/listen/yznk

Taken from Prequel itself.

>prequel thread
>no update


Nope.

>>77958472
Beat me to it.

>>77958364

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

will this wait ever end

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>>77802863
It's far from finished, but it's as done as it will get. My tablet was indisposed for a while and now I'll try to win me some tshirts so yeah. Maybe I'll finish it someday though!

>>77958130
Wait, what's this from?

>>77962910
The drawing contest I believe

>>77962792
OR here, it's fine! I figured it's kinda a complicated request, and you are animating it. So whenever it gets done, I'll eventually see it.

>>77958364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoocxEjQyzI
Prove me wrong. You can't.

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>>77963064
>beltaine

>>77963064
This is perfect.

>>77963064
Yeah boy
I use this as my go-to combat soundtrack in the dnd campaign I dm. I usually yell STRIFE or INITIATIVES before it plays. Good times.

>>77958130
Is it just me, or do Pally's characters look kind of twiggy? I know Katia isn't exactly "supple", but she's got more girth than your average stick figure.

>>77958364
http://youtu.be/l83vT2svg3g
Need I say more?

>>77963591
He's the closest to the style of the comic besides Rek, I don't mind katia being twiggy as long as she is crying

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>>77958130
Don't forget the other in the series

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No update, but there is a story competition thing. Anyone here making things for that?

>>77966581
I had no idea this was happening. What's the deadline? Is there a deadline?!

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>>77967114

>>77966581

i'm not even going to bother at this point

like, i usually like to do this the subtle way and kaz just wants me to smear everything with crazy.

>>77967225
3 days. Fuck. I can't do anything in 3 days. I'm too fuckin lazy.

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>>77967728
you can do it
whats the worst thing that could happen? not winning it?

i won the first competition promo shit that kaz did
but i never got my button because kaz fucked up my address

>>77958049
no u

>>77966581


would you take the totally normal human girl out for a bite to eat?

>>77958049
>no update
why live?

>>77958472
Did this little composition with that song some time back: https://youtu.be/neY5hnP3dvk

(Hooray for JS-based animation!)

>>77965875
DF: The Yiffdate

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>>77967728
It only took me three days to shit out something that could win maybe definitely

About 15 hours of work though

>>77966581
The entries thus far have been kinda awful, and I have an idea that might work, but it would be a lot of effort to realize it and if I really wanted the merch that bad, it would be more straightforward to just buy some.

>>77958364

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeNpqnJ4TZY

Anyone know where I can look at the drawing contest entries? I'm already digging
>>77962910 and >>77965042

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>>77973322
main site.

>>77966581
I do! I'm working on one. I really want that shirt.
Also, multiple submissions ARE allowed so if anyone has a lot of ideas you can just submit them all.

>>77969143
neat.

>still no bellyrubs

>>77973368
I bet someone will pass a work based on loss

Why is Katia a cutie patootie?

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>>77973597

>>77973657
PD is patoottier.

>>77973695
oh dear lord

>>77973368
When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was a loss edit featuring Dagoth Ur.

>>77970657
>15 hours of work over the course of 3 days
Damn. When I draw, it's usually 20 hours straight because I can't sleep unless IT'S FINISSSHHHH.

>>77974005
20 hours on a singe piece? That's dedication!

Wait, Merch preorder page? I missed the kickstart, I can still buy cards?

>>77974915
Yes, there's still time!
Where have you been these last 35 days, though?

Does anybody have that video about Morrowind
it features the tribunal and dagoth ur waiving their arms around with one of the big enemies from Morrowind that looks like it belongs in OG Half Life
>>77973844
That would probably have been better than what we got

>>77976037
Is this what you seek?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeSL66olUi4

>>77976659
I think so

>>77965875
>was there for last update, since hour one
>completely missed this update, haven't had time to play it yet
Keep us updated on how that adventurer does make sure to meet a mummy and get cursed

>>77974915
don't forget to check both sidestories: "Precede", and "Dodger: Break the law"

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>>77956835
I'm sure she can read it better than you can read basic english, anon.

>>77966581
First place, here I come. http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/2485

>>77956835
What is "nightwriting", anyway? Google searches don't give me anything.

>>77978296
>Night writing, AKA sonography, was a system of code that used symbols of twelve dots arranged as two columns of six dots embossed on a square of paperboard, and is now remembered as the forerunner of Braille.

>>77978378
Oh. I thought it was some kind of magic type or font exclusive to TES or something. Thanks.

>>77968391
what this is a travesty

Email me!

>>77978888
Check'd

>>77958364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbFljMLIY8

>>77979183
I was gonna say cry for Judas would be a good fit but this is nice too

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>>77978888
>Kazequads

>>77958364
maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO_Cp-Qlg5E

>>77973695
something has gone horribly wrong...

>>77978105

I thought she only discovered her magic powers in Anvil

I want those fucking stickers but what the FUCK do I do with a tapestry? They're ugly as hell anyway. ;_;

>>77982096
I'm pretty sure the "extremely fickle and self-destructive magic powers built into your eyeballs" refers to the night eye power, an ability that every Khajiit is simply born with, and, from what I remember, doesn't cost any magicka.
In other words, it is completely unrelated to other magic powers like the enchantments and spells and stuff that wizards do.

>>77958364
>tfw she isn't real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu2Dsnvk6M0

You guys need to stop this silly drawing contest and buy more merch.
Kaz is only $54,299 away from drawing a tiny Katia in a day-appropriate hat every single day.

Step it up.

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>>77958364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnhSRDBOCM

With the same scenes but with Katia been a sadcat.

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Friendly reminder

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FLASH

WHEN

>>77983707
wow that's pretty. Modlist?

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Why is the sidebar bolded?

>>77984253
everything just got bolded

There's a ch'marr afoot

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>>77973695

>>77984225
Not mine, I googled "Khajiit something something" a few days ago. Sorry.

>>77984280
Thptt! How I mine for HTML?

>>77984320
I don't know man, it just lacks je ne sais quoi

>>77984253
I changed the message at the top and messed up. Fixed now. No Chmarr here!

Will Prequel go on forever or does Kaz have a planned ending for it?

>>77987154
At the moment it looks like if there is an end, it may take a while. Especially if it's the length of Homestuck, we're gonna be here for the next 80 years.

>>77984531
Not that I mind I like it actually, but you've been posting around here since the campaign started. Hasn't Kaz needed your help for the flash? At all? I kinda assumed he was going to do some weird ass flash bullshit that he'd inevitably need you to help with

Also how do you pronounce Ch'marr? I end up saying "chemahr"

>>77987457
I always pronounced it as 'tss-mahr-rr'

>guts gets off the boat
>still working on the flash
half life 3 when??

>>77984320
I feel tainted.

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>>77987457
>Hasn't Kaz needed your help for the flash?

Pretty sure he doesn't help with any of the FLash stuff. Only real coding.

>>77956789
and bellyrubs!

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>>77974005
I usually sit on unfinished drawings forever. My bursts of creative energy tend to be brief in duration.

Any tips on how to make this more katia-like anons?

>>77988807
Slightly bigger ears, cheek fur, maybe some characteristic clothing? Also make her legs more twiggy. I can't give much advice on what's basically a framework.

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>>77988807
Eyes farther apart, and circles.

>>77988807
>>77988905
>>77988951

don't forget cheek fans

>>77988807

Make cheeks more squared off and add turfs

Add line where the abdomen bends

Make thighs less thick and well fed

>>77988807
she has that lightly coloured patch on her belly/chest/neck

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>>77982260
Eye of Fear seems to fit better, since misusing to leads to related pic.

>>77990521
or using nighteye, and then entering a brightly lit area and blinding herself

katia is bad at eyes so she learned braille

Is it even worth entering the comic contest if my skills at art aren't great? I feel like even if I have a decent idea someone else with better art skills and an equally decent idea would win.

>>77991072
>someone else with better art skills and an equally decent idea would win

Not if Kaz is judging it.

>>77988807
The pose is a bit rigid here. Might want to make it a bit more relaxed/dynamic if you don't want her to end up looking like a mannequin.

>>77987799
tʃʔmar
or
tʃʔmaɹ

>>77991124
According to the normal human woman who would never lie to us, the contest winners will be chosen by "PREQUEL'S author" and "how much story you can pack into a single wordless image." That being said, it seems like better art skills would allow for more story to be told, since there would be more details in the picture.

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>>77988905
>>77988951
>>77988969
>>77989032
>>77989098
Thanks all. I often find it more helpful to read descriptions of features than to just look at examples.

>>77991365
Yeah, my ability to pose is quite limited currently. I'm trying to draw a pose like the image here: http://dothack.wikia.com/wiki/Tabby
It's intended to be a crossover pic, so I'll also use that clothing design.

>>77992613
Good job! That looks great!

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Here's a question for Kaz. When is the best time to submit commands for Prequel? I'm guessing right as a new chapter is uploaded but I'm not sure.

Would Katia be scared of herself if she were royalty?

>>77995580
no, she would be scared of peasantry

>>77996380
Could make for a good doujin...

>>77984127
oh man did I want to fuck craft bitch
also the black girl
and the popular one who mocks black girl
I have kind of a wandering eye

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>>77992840
Thank you!

Well anons. Is she ready to be clothed?
(ignore withered hand, will fix later. gonna be in a paw mitten anyway)

>>77997249
The hand next to her face seems a bit flat, and the fist on her leg needs some definition. Maybe make her tail a bit thicker as well? Also don't forget about 3 toes per foot, right now they're just chunks.

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For some reason I like her in this getup... for some reason.

ring is on wrong finger oopsie poopsie

>>77997567
>>77997600
It's okay, all that matters is da boots

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>>77997567
dat cute boot

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>>77997567
dat bootus is me gustus

>>77963591
That's mostly fur
Katia is fairly malnourished

>>77987457
>>77987799
Ch as in Cheetah, Marr as in... there isn't many ways of mispronouncing that. And if you call me "Ch'thereisn'tmanywaysofmispronouncingthat" I'll slap you! :3

>>77988166
Scathing! But yeah, I don't do the flash stuff. I've been thinking about getting my paws wet in that but.. there's plenty of JS stuff to do.

>>77987457
For Dodger I resurrected the painful^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hslow reveal stuff, and did the database work for collecting folks preferences, etc. Kaz has something cool lined up for me soon, but I'm refusing to work on it until the flash is finished :)

And... really... this thread is the best source of freaking ADORABLE cheetah pics! <3

>>77994004
Probably swiftly, so he has them when he works on the next update

Dodger is an exception

>>77969143
Brought a smile to my face. Nice!

>>77990521
Didn't she get that injury from those carnivorous fish in the well

>>77997567

what a big _head_

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>"The flash will be ready soon"
>Go to boot camp for a month
>Return
>No flash

>>77998469
She tried to Eye of Fear the fish, but it hadn't recharged.

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>>77998469
>>77998536

I'm glad I'm not the only one that remembers things.

>>77998598
Ouch, I've gotten pretty used to the injury being nearly healed that seeing this is making my eye twitch

>CAPCHA is fish

>>77997567
I feel like her eye should be a bit higher on her face, closer to the curve of her head. Might be wrong though.

>>77998473

Pally draws her full loli mode

>>77997567
Filthy I fucking love you

>>77956789
DELETE FURRIES

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So, any bets on wether or not Kaz can actually put Intrude up before the end of the IGG campaign?

>>78001911
I thought it was Infiltrate.

>>78001911
Wishful thinking, but I sure hope it's done by the end of the week because on saturday I have to go off into the wilderness with no internet for nearly a month.

Also, anyone got any of the graphs showing the update rate of the comic over time? I could have sworn I saved at least one of them but I can't seem to find it.

>>78002216
I'm pretty sure it was Sneak in.

>>78003517
Isn't it Trespass?

>>78003579
No, no, no. It was Katia: Break the Law.

>>78003664
Close, but no cigar. It was Katia: Break and Enter

>>78003664
Close but no cigar.
It's called ==> Enter (Illegally)

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rate my baking skills

>>78003880
Jesus christ. If you don't win this you've been robbed

>>78003880
l-lewd/11

>>78003880
not kaz

>>78003760
>>78003768
Aren't we talking about Katia: Listen to Judas Priest?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhPbTbjYM0

Would I be eligible for the baking contest if I just drew a Argonian themed Loss on a bunch of cookies?

>>78004305
You might not win the contest but you'd win yourself a place among legends.

>>78004305
You could arrange the cookies into a scene and enter both contests.

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>>78003899
Kaz will rate creativity, though, not excessive size. Still, no regrets.

>>78004614
I dunno, still pretty creative.

>>78004614
You even added shine on tongue and gums! Great job.

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I'm bored. Anyone got some art requests?

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Based on Dodger's descriptions of what she likes about humans (or human-like races) what race do you think she would be naively attracted to the most?

I'll start off stirring the hornets nest and assert: Nord. Reasons: The hair, the furs, the muscles, the fact they can survive such cold means they must be warm and cuddly.

>inb4 redguard

>>78006058
Bretons or Imperials. She's very academic, there's no way she'd like drooling barbarians decked out in yak pelts.

>>78006055
Katia and Quill finding themselves in an awkward situation!

>>78006055
draw two characters in each other's outfits.

>>78006161
Ooooh yes! Draw QW in Katia's Anvil mage guild outfit and Kaita in QW's norm outfit.

>>78006055
Hermaneus Moira is a librarian helping teenage schoolgirl Katia find a tome on how-not-to-be-a-fuckup.

>>78006055
Katia watching Kamen Rider.

>>78006089
Yet she likes Khajits.

>>78006055
Lesbians

>>78006058
>>78006089
It should be noted that, at least during the game itself, QW is banging an Imperial woman.

>>78006550
I was under the impression that was less of a physical thing though, especially since she's way older then.

>tfw we won't reach 50k
This is why you should always make crowdfunding campaigns have campaign exclusive rewards for people who back it with at least a given amount of money, if you're planning on getting a fair sum of cash through it.

>>78006577
She sleeps in the lady's bed and doesn't take the 36hr trip to Chorrol to visit is she dies.

>>78006618
That does not contradict what I was saying and I already know about it.

>>78006577
She's not that much older. Oblivion had an ugly age system, and Kazerad takes some artistic liberties with the comic. I bet as far as the comic is concerned, she is somewhere in her 40s.

>>77998598
I kinda miss eyepatch Katia

>>78006595
He gave it a high cap on purpose. Since it is flexible funding, even if it doesn't make the cap he can still do the stuff

>>78006816
Im pretty sure shes not THAT old. 30s at most. Argonians just have naturally scratchy voices.

>>78006905
Eyepatch Katia was a qt

>>78006935
She should be at least 35, given she was around 15 during Dodger and that was about 20 years ago.

>>78006930
>there will never be a SADCATCON
Welp, there go all my dreams.

>>78006935

In the age slider, she's all the way to the right side, much like Uriel Septim himself. She's a silver lady.

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>>78006980
Just get a bunch of anons and stalk Kaz, it isn't that hard.

Ambush him while he's buying canned chicken at the store

>>78006984
Silver scale, as it were.

>>78007004
That's a terrible fucking idea! He may open that canned chicken right there in the store in a blind panic! Hundreds could die!

>>78006957
in the Dodger side story, she says she's 17. The description of the sidestory say it takes place 28 years before Prequel. QW is 17+28=45 years old.

Anyway my point was her relationship in Oblivion is probably based in much different things than her cute thoughts in the side story, not really trying to argue a specific age.

>>78007200
Thats so wierd, I always assumed she and Katia were about the same age.

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>>77956789

Did anyone take the time to bring the khajiit bandit from this background into focus?

>>78007238

It's the reason i've never been able to enjoy art of them both, it just doesn't fit.

Kaz could have gicen her eyebags or more defined scales to show age though. She doesn't look like the bitter, withered hag he characterized her as.

>>78007273
Look at the fanart booru

>>78007273
look on the booru

>>78007416
>blush
>on fur

>>78007416
>>blush appears out of nowhere
You need to get your eyes checked if you're just noticing it now.

>>78007439
Khajiit confirmed for pseudo-chameleons.

>>78007458
You're full of shit, pal.

>>78007458
I cannot see the Khajiit blushing in the original either.

>>78007475
>>78007486
Only when looking closely but I can see it. Don't even need to tilt my screen.

>>78007509
You have super powers. Use them for good

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Sorry guys, everything is going to have to be delayed for a while longer. I tried making some chili.

>>78007579
Everything checks out.

>>78007579
Christ

>>78007579
Next thing you're gonna tell me is you tried making caramel by boiling a can of condensed milk.

I'll allow this mistake though, because no beans were involved in them making of this chili it seems.

Cmon guys
He didn't even spell the name normally.

Just a googled picture of a pressure cooker accident

>>78007579
At least change the default filename, man

>>78007731
I want to see Quill fuck this khajiit

or one of the males so that she can be disappointed

>>78007725
Duh, I'm the real Kaz!

Begone, fakers. I'm the real kazerad.

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None of you are Kazeradical enough.

>>78007817
No I am!

>>78007773
>>78007879
>>78007817
NO, I AM THE REAL ONE.

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>>78007879
>>78007903
Shut up. I'm the only author of "Begin: Make a feline shed tears".

>>78008074
Why do you guys keep making that mistake?

Her "underwear" is running off already.

I'm Kazerad. My father was Kazedad and his father before him was Kazegranddad.

Three generations of drawing cats, and you doubt my authenticity?

>>78008095
Well, it wasn't when this was made.

Kazelads please, let's not do this again.

We've not had a porn dump in a long time.

>>78008490
Only dorks like porn.

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>>78008487
Is it just me, or has Plague been gone for quite a while?

>>78008444
that's from that asian artist right?
Also what the fuck is up with these threads, trips and quads all over the place

>>78008526
this man is right

>friend convince me to read Prequel
>kinda doubtful but end up giving it a chance a couple of days ago
>have a fucking blast during the whole thing

I regret so much to not have read it slower, I'll leave the sidestories for later to lighten the wait for the next update. Also, I want to try drawing some prequel stuff but since I don't have my tablet around right now, I thought could try doing some pixel art shit. Any suggestion? I'm really fucking slow tho, don't expect nothing quick.

>>78008742
Katia getting a bellyrub.

>>78008742
A belly rubbing on katia

>>78008588
It's just you.

>>78008766

>>78008785

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All right fellow anons
Time to give Kaz's contest a very depressing try
I've already pre-gamed on way too much alcohol, so I should be about the same hand-eye coordination as Kazerad when he attempts cooking

All I need to do is finish waiting for the fish to thaw, and I'll be ready to start baking

>>78008851

I miss zokva and Rek drawing prequel porn...

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>>78008618
i'd french it.
>>78008487
>not posting the version where everything is burning

>>78008899
Rek did some amazing work. But we still have Pally and I'm happy about that.

>>78008887
Oh boy, what are you making Cheferzad?

>>78003880
Excellent/10
Take a picture of yourself making out with it.

>>78008899
dude I still do, I'm just busy with collage;
and rek is busy with his job.

>>78006055
Vivec

Either one

>>78008938
Pally has been producin' absolutely premium shit as of late. What a hero!

>>78008967
I'm taking the cultural approach to Kazerad's contest. I'm making two sets of Argonian-themed cookies. My focus will be creativity in their thematic design, not their shape.

One set will be Hist-Sap inspired sweet cookies, and will have the goal of fucking you up as hard as possible like sap does to humans.

The other set will be savory fish cookies, as I want something the Argonians themselves would want to eat and I don't want to exclude them like some sort of racist

A personal challenge will be to make these while as inebriated as possible, so to properly mimic Kaz's mental state when he cooks himself

>>78009100
Those actually sound kinda interesting, assuming they turn out well. But you're not drunk enough yet.

ONWARD
TO ALCOHOL POISONING
AND TIN CAN AMPUTATIONS

>>78009100
I approve!

>>78008589
No, that artist is some manner of eastern european/russian.

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>>78001911
is that Kazerad's fursona?

>>78009100
Oh boy, this is going to be interesting. Try to keep posting updates with pics as often as possible, lest we assume you've killed yourself.

>>78009224
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?32021-shit-lets-be-furries-%28potentially-NSFW%29-Important-Mod-Announcement-pg-89

Read and be enlightened and laugh your ass off.

>>78008618
Thats a lot of fucking front teeth

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>>78009247
Don't worry anon, I've got my tablet out here with me; I plan on documenting this travesty and posting it for your pleasure

>>78009144
Anon, inebriation will not be a problem. What you see here is a friend of mine's personal moonshine mix. I don't know a lot about alcohol, but I've seen this shit light on fire. I will be downing this as the night goes on. I'm already having to correct many spelling errors in my post; this won't be a good night for me.

>>78009348
Wonderful, we're well on our way to adventure. Hopefully it doesn't end in pineapples or yoyos. Or both at the same time, god forbid.

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>>78009348
>I don't know a lot about alcohol, but I've seen this shit light on fire
You poor bastard. I hope to fuck you weren't planning on going to work tomorrow. Or for most of the rest of the week.

>>78009348
you ain't gonna make it more than 4 hours, shine'll hit you like a ton of brick, don't burn your house down baka

>>78009348
oh boy this gon be gud

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Small update. I turned on the burner a while ago to get the water boiling for the potatoes. It started to smell weird and I noticed the water wasn't even simmering. So my natural reaction was to quickly flick the nearby heater to check if it was hot. Whelp, now I have a small burn on the side of my pinkie, but now the pot's on the proper burner so I'm good. Flour and spices are mixed for the sweet cookies as well.

Speaking of which, how am I gonna peel these potatoes? I don't have a peeler.

>>78009439
I have a quantitative research paper and presentation tomorrow at 930 AM

I'll be okay!

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>>78006161
Boom

>>78009348
Mike's a hero

>>78009758
Injuries: 1/?
YOU'RE ON A ROLL

>>78009758
>Speaking of which, how am I gonna peel these potatoes? I don't have a peeler.
Oh sweet jesus, Anon is going to lose fingers.

>>78009758
I suppose you can just cut the ends, and then slice the edges. You'll lose a lot of actual potato this way, unless you keep the "peelings" and turn them into french fries.

>>78009758
Score them along the midline, boil them for 1-2 minute, then dunk in ice water and just peel the skin off with your hands. It should slide right off. Then cut into pieces and continue boiling.

You can also boil them all the way through and do the same method, but they'll be harder to handle.

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>>78010019
damn! that sounded like a good idea. I went ahead and just did it like a pineapple and sliced off the sides individually. I'll try that next time for sure!

>>78009928
Hey, I can handle myself drunk anon!
Look, see? No further issues and the tatoes are peeled (for the most part). Now I just have to chop them into chunks and boil them, then saute the fish

>>78009256
Seems he did right seeing as how everyone in that post was sucking his cock.

>>78009766

Nice


Now kiss

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>>77998487

c-Captain... no flash.

>>78010098
What kind of fish are you using? I have never once considered combining baked goods with fish so I have no idea what you'd even think to use.

How can he draw that sexy cats eyes.

It is driving me crazy.

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>>78009928
goddamnit you jinxed me anon! Poked myself with the tip of the knife. I need another swig of mike's mix

>>78010141
catfish. figured the Louisiana specialty would fit the argonians and their swamp habitat. I got it on the pan right now

I'm super confused right now.

>>78010619

I am confuse too.

But, People around here keep on talking about this cat.

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>>78010594

>>78010363
How's it coming DrunkChefAnon?

>>78009008
Titekinesis

Is there any point in going on IRC and asking what the mods/janitors are doing? Anyone ever tried it?

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>>78010695
The potatoes and catfish are cooking, so I figured I'd get started on the sweet cookies.
I don't have a mixer, so I tried hand mixing the butter and brown sugar. It's...not going according to plan

>>78010724
Fuck no. I assume you're referring to >>78010262, right?
They won't tell you shit because they have no reason for anything they do. Just keep it linked so we all pull from the archive.

>>78010760
I'm no baker, but there's gotta be a way to soften that up, right? Could you melt the butter a bit?

>>78010764
That and the first time I posted it, yeah. I thought it was a pretty neat thing but I guess it triggers someone.

>>78010805
It is a neat thing, and hopefully if Kaz shows up we can ask him about it.

>>78010675
vore fags get out

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>>78010790
fuckkit, it's sitting off to the side to soften up.
In the meantime, I've added the fish, potatoes, flour, and egg into one pot, and they're all mixed together. I now have my savory batter.

On a side note, I've had a few more shots of mike's mix and I think it's starting to take effect. The first egg I picked up smashed in my hand; didn't even think I was holding it so tight

>>78011001
Yeah, that means you have several more of the shots you've already had waiting to take effect.

>>78010988
See you three days, Anon.

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>>78010988
I don't think they are going to listen. Most of them are really irrational about what gets posted here.

>>78010988
Wouldn't test the limits that hard if i were you.

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Allright. Now for the tricky part. Since the get-go, I wanted my cookies, both sweet and savory, to be in the cute shape from the comic. Except, I don't have a custom cookie cutter for the argionan heads.

So here's my plan, Ima take a few more swigs of mike's mix for confidence, and then I'm gona use a knife to cut a soup can apart and bend it into the correct shape. The cans are already circular, so after it's cut, it shouldn't be hard to bend it into the proper shape

also, can some anon keep track of my posts? I fear I may be too drunk at the end of this to p[roperly save my posts for the contest

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>>78010128

>>78009766
>>78011201

ha!

>>78011201
Not in front of the kids!

>>78011174
KitchenDistasterAnon, I don't want you to amputate all your fingers. Please, just use some aluminum foil folded a bunch of times and shaped.

>>78011201
She wants the B.

boobs or blood

>>78011174
>I'm gona use a knife to cut a soup can apart and bend it into the correct shape
Anon no. Just cut them into circles with the can you have and then cut the mouth part with a knife. Don't take knife to metal.

>>78009766
That's cute

>>78011174
Well, you had a good run. That sounds like a great way to hurt yourself. Rest in spaghetti never forgetti anon.

>>78011174
You know Kaz is gonna feel like shit if you seriously hurt yourself.

>>78011360
You don't know Kazerad I take it?

>>78011388
He's not some pleb that enjoys people mutilating their hands, he prefers the slow, psychological burn.

>>78011297
This is the best answer. Do this. Please don't die on us.

>>78011413
He enjoys seeing the reaction he has on people. This is an extension of that. If anon cuts off a finger, you are for sure going to hear that when kazerad tells this story at a party while he laughs.

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>>77956789
>Prequel Thread

more like /prequel/ amirite

>>78007416
>>78007574
>>78007731
>deleted
This is some bullshit.

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>>78011459
I'm not /that/ evil. I just want everyone to have fun. Bake safe, anon.

I'd post more but I'm hermitting to work on the thing. Chmarr! I know you're reading this, please make the thing to calculate how many clover pins people get. I'm on AIM of you need my international shipping fees to help calculate this.

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>>78011313

>>78011604
L E A K E D
E
A
K
E
D

>>78011628
oww this made everything hurt

>>78011628
Please no

>>78011628
Wouldn't nah be the one that is worried? Quill has a raptor mouth and teeth bigger than a digit

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>>78011628
Fuck

>>78011604
Aaaah why are you posting your images sideways? I don't wanna have to turn my head 90 degrees just to read this

>>78004614
>Lolis browsing 4chan

Oh lord.

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>>78011628
ur my fav artist c:

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Okay well, had a little incident, but everything's under control now. I'm gonna take a small break to patch up something really quick, but I swear I'll be back ina few to finish.

As for
>>78011297
>>78011327
>>78011347
>>78011360
Looks like your fears were exactly fucking warranted


>>78011604
promise you wont be mad

>>78012141
Nyet, look behind.

>>78011628
>You have contracted Porphyric Hemophilia

>>78012196
Loli incest on 4chan, oh lord.

>>78012190
I love it when this general becomes Self-harming Chef time.

>>78012190
Stay safe anon, make sure you disinfect before bandaging. Also post pic of the wound
The whole process is very Prequel-themed, what with fucking up but trying again.

>>78012190
Jesus anon

>>78012190
Are you secretly this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlrJnXFeuGc

>>78012190
Still with us?

>>78012190
>promise you wont be mad
Since you're drinking, just make sure you have someone who can drive you to the hospital as soon as baking starts to get serious.

>try to get on irc
>can't connect
fuck

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>>78012190
This is hilarious and horrifying at the same time.
Please don't have passed out and bled to death Anon.

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>>78006296
Poor child doesn't know any better.

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>>78012928
Give it up dude. Just post even lewder images that the mod doesn't have a hate boner for. Shit like
>>77997249
>>77984320
>>77958130
>>78006058

Apparently, fully nude but no nipple, and lizard dick is perfectly okay. So, mod's a fag, post cute gay shit.

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>>78013350

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>>78012808

Okay back. So, let me get everyone up to speed:
I had managed to get the can top disconnected from the rest of the can. The problem, is where I wanted to cut through the lip (where the lid used to be) to make the mouth, but it was a bit thicker there, and when I forced the knife through, it went into my palm. Instinctively, I clutched the severed can with my hand as a reflex and managed to slice my fingers on the serrated side of the can (which I cut). So I almost made it scott free.

On the flip side of things, after cleaning my wound and the can I managed to cut the head pieces and store them in the fridge to cool so I can cook them. I'll take >>78011327 's advice and just cut out the mouth from the cookies later.

>>78012348
I wasn't really able to pick up my tablet and photo my wounds, but have a pic of the aftermath (it's the best I can do, sorry anon)

>>78012666
I wish

>>78012849
I have roommates that could drive me to the hospital if I had insurance but the cuts don't look that deep honestly.

ANYWAYS:
>Secondary Objective: become as bad at cooking as Kaz: X

I've downgraded from Mike's Mix to beer, as I'm a bit woozy it's not from blood loss and I really want to finish these tonight.

Next step is preheating the oven and actuall;y cooking these puppies

>tfw forgot to participate in Kaz's contest

too late now, my idea is too complex to be done in a day

>>78011628
reminds me of my first gf

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>>78013350
Damn, that's some improvement!

would you hug that cat ?

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>>78013289
Katia, no!

>>78013350
Anon, yes!

>>78013456
You are the hero this thread needed. God speed, you crazy drunk asshole.

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POST CUTE KATIA PANELS

>>78013350
>deleted
Are mods genuinely retarded?

>>78013343
>Give it up dude.
Giving up is why it took so long for Redwood to lose his janitor position.

Man, the jannies are really doing it for free today

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>>78013605

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>>78013605
Is there any non-cute Katia?

>>78013648
>>78013633
No, I mean on that one image. Dude has an agenda. Post other shit.

>>78013605
>milk taco
>marked cups
Shit I forgot about all of this.

I should reread Prequel.

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>>78013681
>No, I mean on that one image.
Yeah sure whatever you say. One image, right.

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>>78013718

>>78013737
I hope that bitch gets whats coming soon

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>>78013714