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What can't Batman do?

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What can't Batman do?
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Have a good movie.
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>>77938658
Have living parents
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>>77938686
/thread
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>>77938658
stop being Batman.
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>>77938658

lose to Superman
stop or prevent crime
stop or prevent supervillains
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>>77938658
Treat those close to him nicely
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>>77938658
Kill a clown.
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>>77938748
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>>77938773
Bruce isn't Batman silly
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>>77938842
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>>77938658

Whatever a spider can
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Stop people online from claiming he could beat anyone, anywhere, anytime, under any and all circumstance.
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>>77938658
Live happily ever after apparently.
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>>77938773
Do you think it's the Tyrone Power version?

Also, Alfred, Dick, and Tim could probably appreciate the movie... but what about Damian?
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>>77939214
Why wouldn't he?
A lot of people like old movies, regardless of their age.
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>>77938658
Probably cook.
Which is why he needs Alfred.
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>>77938658
have a serious significant other
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>>77939237
Yep. He can't cook.
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>>77939231
Mostly I was thinking on it because he seems to look down on pretty much everything he encounters.
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Operate a washing machine.
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>>77938658
End crime.
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>>77939283
Hue, I guess he couldn't stand the heat, so he had to get out of the kitchen.
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>>77938658
Save Jason.
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>>77938658
Stop. Ever.

Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader? is one of the most powerful Batman stories, and maybe even one of the most powerful comics, ever written.
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Stop. Ever.

Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader? is one of the most powerful Batman stories, and maybe even one of the most powerful comics, ever written.
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>>77938658
Sell more toys than Spider-Man.
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Act.
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something something dead parents
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>>77939231

To be fair, he looks pretty bored in that panel.
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Abandon Gotham.
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>>77939392
but he does in Arkham Knight
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>>77938671
The Dark Knight is by far the best movie in the superhero subgenre.

Cry more notmuhbatman faggot.
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>>77941309
>Tim Burton's Batman is by far the best movie in the superhero subgenre.

Fixed that for you
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>>77941309
>>77941335

>Watchmen is by far the best movie in the superhero subgenre.

Fixed that for both of you.
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>>77941335
Tell me what Burton's Batman does whats so special in cinema. Tell me how any of those characters short of Keaton's Bruce has depth.
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>>77941306
>not canon
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>>77941335
Don't be ridiculous.
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>>77941401
>Snyder movie
>good at anything but boring people
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save his parents
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>>77939993
Why didn't Clark save him?
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>>77941335
shit taste senpai even for a pretentious hipster
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>>77941479
What is actually happening, there?
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Beat a Superman who's actually trying.
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>>77944437
Which is something he's even admitted.
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>>77938877
Why is Bruce Wayne and some kid cosplaying Batman and Robin?
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>>77938773
Wheres Jason
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>>77944528
The costume doesn't even look realistic what a bunch of nerds
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>>77938658
Be a consistently good character
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>>77938658
kill his parents
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>>77944749
dead
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>>77946776
EDGY
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