What can't Batman do?

Have a good movie.

>>77938658
Have living parents

>>77938686
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>>77938658
stop being Batman.

>>77938658

lose to Superman
stop or prevent crime
stop or prevent supervillains

>>77938658
Treat those close to him nicely

>>77938658
Kill a clown.

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>>77938748

>>77938773
Bruce isn't Batman silly

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>>77938842

>>77938658

Whatever a spider can

Stop people online from claiming he could beat anyone, anywhere, anytime, under any and all circumstance.

>>77938658
Live happily ever after apparently.

>>77938773
Do you think it's the Tyrone Power version?

Also, Alfred, Dick, and Tim could probably appreciate the movie... but what about Damian?

>>77939214
Why wouldn't he?
A lot of people like old movies, regardless of their age.

>>77938658
Probably cook.
Which is why he needs Alfred.

>>77938658
have a serious significant other

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>>77939237
Yep. He can't cook.

>>77939231
Mostly I was thinking on it because he seems to look down on pretty much everything he encounters.

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Operate a washing machine.

>>77938658
End crime.

>>77939283
Hue, I guess he couldn't stand the heat, so he had to get out of the kitchen.

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>>77938658
Save Jason.

>>77938658
Stop. Ever.

Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader? is one of the most powerful Batman stories, and maybe even one of the most powerful comics, ever written.

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Stop. Ever.

Whatever Happened To The Caped Crusader? is one of the most powerful Batman stories, and maybe even one of the most powerful comics, ever written.

>>77938658
Sell more toys than Spider-Man.

Act.

something something dead parents

>>77939231

To be fair, he looks pretty bored in that panel.

Abandon Gotham.

>>77939392
but he does in Arkham Knight

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>>77938671
The Dark Knight is by far the best movie in the superhero subgenre.

Cry more notmuhbatman faggot.

>>77941309
>Tim Burton's Batman is by far the best movie in the superhero subgenre.

Fixed that for you

>>77941309
>>77941335

>Watchmen is by far the best movie in the superhero subgenre.

Fixed that for both of you.

>>77941335
Tell me what Burton's Batman does whats so special in cinema. Tell me how any of those characters short of Keaton's Bruce has depth.

>>77941306
>not canon

>>77941335
Don't be ridiculous.

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>>77941401
>Snyder movie
>good at anything but boring people

save his parents

>>77939993
Why didn't Clark save him?

>>77941335
shit taste senpai even for a pretentious hipster

>>77941479
What is actually happening, there?

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Beat a Superman who's actually trying.

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>>77944437
Which is something he's even admitted.

>>77938877
Why is Bruce Wayne and some kid cosplaying Batman and Robin?

>>77938773
Wheres Jason

>>77944528
The costume doesn't even look realistic what a bunch of nerds

>>77938658
Be a consistently good character

>>77938658
kill his parents

>>77944749
dead

>>77946776
EDGY