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How did she get cut by the axe if she's the girl of steel?

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How did she get cut by the axe if she's the girl of steel?
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>>77937601
It's an alien axe swung by a guy stronger than she is. Superman gets cut and bleeds from non-earth shit all the time.
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>>77937601
Is that axe inflatable? It looks ridiculous.
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>>77937654
I think it's CGI
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>>77937654
Still better than the CGI claws from Origins.
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If she can fly in the vacuum of space, how can you choke or strangle her? Why does she need to breathe?
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The Axe has some glowing shit on it
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>>77937731
>If she can fly in the vacuum of space
She can't. Neither can Superman. They can hold their breath for a long time, but they both still need to breath, and can have the wind knocked out of them and be choked.
I really hate to use this shitting saying, but read some fucking comics.
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Goddamn, how often does this bitch get choked out?

Does the director have an erotic asphyxiation fetish?
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>>77937601
no way the explosion at 0:05 made it to the final cut. who approved this shit?
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>>77937731
>>77937770
>>77937780
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>>77937601
It has glowy bits to it shut the fuck up. You're watching THE worst show on television.
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>>77937654
>>77937672
>>77937692
Looks like a fucking power rangers toy.
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>>77937861
Don't you fucking mock the Power Axe! that thing will fuck you up!
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>>77937795
That is Master Shake in human form, using his powers of throwing things and making them poof into tiny stock explosions
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>>77937601
It's a space axe.
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>>77937780
>read some fucking comics
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I don't understand why they just don't jump the shark and turn it into a fetish show.
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>>77937956
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>>77937601
I got a question. Why does she look so confident and pissed getting the guy off of her and then the second she gets scraped it's "OH MY GOD HE CUT ME, OH" face?
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>>77937956
>>77938043
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>>77937956
>>77938068
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>>77938043
>>77938080
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>>77937955
I don't know why so many people made fun of the Axe in Prometheus.

It's an Axe, they've been around for 50,000 years, why would it become obsolete in 200?

My only gripe about it is how it's like a future axe, and I'm not sure it would function properly with that curvature.
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>>77937780
>She can't
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>>77938033
pretty sure it already is a fetish show the way she is constantly getting strangled and making orgasm faces
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>>77938150
Has she been strangled in every episode?
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>>77938130
>They can hold their breath for a long time
Deep breath in, fly out fast. She isn't talking or exhaling anywhere on this page.

See also
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>>77938104
>future axe

The axe in this image is a few hundred years old
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>>77938104
isn't that why everyone didn't like it? It's trying too hard to be a "future axe" and in their attempt to reinvent the wheel, they end up with a less efficient tool just to avoid a "normal" looking axe
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>>77938211
Apparently >>77938204
Says otherwise. People might have just been uneducated about history.
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>>77938204
I'm betting that axe sucks.

Whatever retard who made that should be fired.
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>>77937955
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>>77938236
What about throwing axes?
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>>77938104
Because you wouldn't need a tool for cutting wood on a metal spaceship going to a barren planet.
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It seem like they are keeping the Kryptonians around The Superman Animated Series level of power on the show. I personally like it when the Superfamily is not all powerful before 99% of the shit they run into.
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>>77938285
The axe is for when they develop cabin fever and start murdering each other
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>>77937601
Those special effects look like they were done by a high schooler who just got their hands on After Effects. I know the show has a budget, but couldn't they hire someone who actually knows how to do their job?
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>>77938333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl_5UwS57X8

Will she give the ultimate speech?
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>>77937601
Is this the "The super hero gets beaten up every episode" show?
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>>77938285
You might. It's a time tested tool that takes up very little room.

Why not take it just in case you need it? It's a 3 trillion dollar space ship, why not take a 20 dollar axe from Future Lowes just in case?

>>77938276
If it is a throwing axe, then the complaint is still valid.

They tried to make it a future axe.
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>>77938395
That's Flash.
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>>77938403
No I mean what if there were combining the curve of a throwing axe with a normal axe? Shit idea?
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>>77938403
Same guy here>>77938429
Figured it out. Shit axe.
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>>77938395
This is the "I'm a strong independent woman who can bet up men oh god please stop choking me wait keep going I'm almost there" show
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Is that Cesaro?
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>>77938483
>>77938395
It's secretly a show made to introduce the ahegao to western audiences
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>>77938382
Doubtful but I could see her becoming lady neck-snapper with Maxwell Lord by next season.
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>>77938509
>next season.
Please no. One season of this trash is more than enough
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>>77938104
My only problem is that it doesn't have a spike on the other end like a fire axe should. That's an axe for splitting wood. Also, the blade should be curved. That's thing is either going to get stuck or those angular corners are going to snap off. Also, you generally want an emergency axe to be a contrasting color instead of matching the interior color scheme of the ship, because if shit goes down and you need to chop your way through a door, you want to be able to find the axe during the commotion/in the debris.

So yeah, the issue should be less about what the axe is doing there and more about how that's a shitty axe.
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>>77938403
>You might. It's a time tested tool that takes up very little room.

>Why not take it just in case you need it? It's a 3 trillion dollar space ship, why not take a 20 dollar axe from Future Lowes just in case?

Well when you put it that way, it makes sense. I wonder if they put in the same storage hold as the umbrella, hoe, fishing pole, tennis racket, butterfly net, watercolor set, teddy bear, peach basket, wok, amphora, ice bucket, tire swing, pool cue and bicycle pump.
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Be glad it wasn't that bullshit axe from the Fatal Five that can cut through anything, including gravity and shit
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>>77938592
How are you going to chop your way through a door if you're on a spaceship where all the doors are metal?
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>>77938637
It had a full sized basketball court, anon.

You can hang an Axe on the wall
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>>77938659
It's a monomolecular axe cause future shit.
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>>77937601
The axe is made of iron
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>>77938533

>A show can't improve

It's been slowly getting better with each episode. A season 2 could be great once they figure out what works and doesn't work.

I'd rather see the show grow into itself more.

I think Jimmy is the biggest problem honestly. Not because he's black or his acting or anything like that just as a character he drags every scene he's in down. He comes off as forced. Like every scene is trying to justify why he's there.
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>>77938285
Why would you need a tool for cutting wood on a ship?
There are no trees on the ocean.
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>>77937601
The axe is an actually good character
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>>77938843
>It's been slowly getting better with each episode
It backslide a lot with Red Carpet Man.
And the bomber guy?

>Mr. Lord, come quick, you need to see something.
>It's a bomb. We decided not to evacuate or tell anyone what it was, we just thought you should come see it and decide what to do from there.
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>>77937654
Just bad CG.
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>>77938185
What point are you trying to make here? He said she can't fly in space. I posted evidence to the contrary.
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>>77938204
>>77938233
If people think it looks dumb then you shouldn't have it in your blockbuster movie
No point in having excess confusion about something as mundane as an axe
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>>77938483
>wait keep going I'm almost there
he he he
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>>77937802
>>77938043
>>77938068
>>77938080
>>77938095

Guys, call me crazy, but I'm beginning to suspect that comics may be inconsistently written.
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>>77939400
His argument was that if she can fly in space without needing to breath, then she shouldn't be able to be choked. There was nothing about the actual flying that was an issue. It was all about her needing air.
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>>77939539
>inconsistent
>quotes all the consistent instances of Superman needing oxygen in space.
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>>77939618

Fine, >>77937956

You happy? You proud of yourself? Huh? Dick.
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>>77939591
Well if they can hold their breath long enough to be out in space for extended periods there's no on who could choke them long enough for the lack of air to make a difference.
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>>77937601
Is that the Persuader? Because his Axe could cut fire.
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>>77938068
This is about needing Green Lantern to be able to speak not needing to breath.
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>>77939591
He literally quoted "If she can fly in the vacuum of space" and said she can't, which I then quoted. Fuck off.
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>>77939796
>If she can fly in the vacuum of space, how can you choke or strangle her? Why does she need to breathe?
If by "literally" you mean "I chose to cut out the rest of his sentence to make argue a point that no one was was" then yes.

What he LITERALLY said was:
>If she can fly in the vacuum of space, how can you choke or strangle her? Why does she need to breathe?
Which was about her needing air. Fuck off.
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>>77939917
But she doesn't need air cause she can fly in space without it.
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>>77939690
So if you can hold your breath underwater for, say, 2 minutes, then you cannot drown in less time than that right? Even if you didn't hold you breath first. You can just naturally be okay to not breathe for 2 minutes without warning? And you can do that even after heavy breathing from say fighting someone? Or taking a punch to the gut? Cause that seems kind of not possible.
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>>77937861
even Super Sentai's worst is still better than this shit
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>>77939955
She still needs to breathe. This is not about FLYING in space, it is about SURVIVING in space without oxygen.
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>>77939965
There's a BIG difference between not breathing for presumably at LEAST several hours in the vacuum of space and being choked out in a couple of seconds.
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>>77939989
And she can. For a very very long time.
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>>77939917
No you dumb nigger, he LITERALLY SAID:
>She can't. Neither can Superman.
He did this after quoting JUST:
>If she can fly in the vacuum of space

Fuck off.
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>>77939989
He literally said she can't fly in space. You are a retard.
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>>77938978
to cut palm trees when you land dipshit
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>>77940108
In the North Atlantic?
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>You will never choke Supergirl unconscious
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>>77938978
There were wooden doors on the Titanic. There weren't any wooden doors on the Prometheus.
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>>77937770
was it rape?
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>>77937601
Same method you use tu cut regular steel : you use weapons made out of steel that was folded a million times by an old japanese master craftsman
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Please tell me this is leaked prerelease footage or something and not the actual cgi that made it into the actual show.
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>>77943638
It's from the show, it fucking sucks.
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>>77938285
Because maybe the planet wasn't barren, not like they knew that beforehand.
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>>77937601
>>77943725
this show looks like a well made Youtube series. is this shit actually on TV?
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>>77943725
I still want to know whose bright idea it was to cover his armor in that rough ass sparkly texture. Every time I see this suit I wanna yell THIN YOUR PAINTS. What the fuck.
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>>77943725
her reaction to the tornadoes coming at her pretty much sums it up.

>what is...? really? this is what we're going with? okay, i guess, i'll try, but damn.
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>>77943725
I still doesn't understand how this can have such shitty special effects.
Does someone knows their budget?
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>>77943725
Hahaha what.

This is why you keep your cape shows at street level. You can't do shit like that without a special effects budget.
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>>77944617
>he hasn't seen FLash do the tornado arms thing perfectly
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>>77944635
Do you have the webm?
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>>77937731
It's not just air deprivation. There are arteries in your neck and when you strangle a person, usually they die of blood deprivation before air deprivation.

So even if she's fine with not breathing, she still needs the blood flow.

Of course, this argument doesn't matter when she's coughing and wheezing and gasping for air after getting free.
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>>77937601
its an atomic axe she destroyed it by believing in herself harder
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>>77943725
Why did she stand there and deliberately get blasted away ?
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>>77945164
I think she just enjoy it, she is masochist.
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>>77937601
Looks ridiculous. Do you really watch this shit?
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>>77937601
Real question is how the fuck did she pierce her ears?
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>>77938095
these are very small satellites
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>>77943725
That's Red Tornado?

Jesus christ it's horrible
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>>77937601
It's a sharp axe.
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>>77946805
For you.
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