THE GREATEST SHIP IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. SON OF KRYPTON

>>77937305
Fuck you, eisenberg.
Go be a discount Micheal Sarah somewhere else.

>>77937305
You got that right

>>77937354
Fuck you Cera.
Go be a discount Jesse Eisenberg somewhere else.

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>>77937305
The Bruce/Clark banter in the trailer was 10/10. They're going to be best friends for life after this movie.

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>>77937305
>yfw this is the actual plot of the movie

>>77937305
le red coats xD

>>77937305
The fuck is moot doing in a Batman movie?

>>77937305
It really triggers me he said bat of gotham instead of the dark knight or the gotham knight

>>77937453
>yfw they shake hands at the end
>yfw there is a voiceover about hand and glove

>>77937495
That's the reason why m00ty-kin left us ;-;

>>77937588
I imagine he recorded a lot of lines like that.
>black and blue
>God vs Man
>day vs night
>Son of Krypton vs. Bat of Gotham
>The Man of Steel vs. The Dark Knight

>>77937588
He's a detective vigilante, who refuses to kill I imagine, if they're going to a Red Hood setup. Nolan's version while he doesn't exactly kill directly or often, does occasionally let bad guys die. He's not a knight or superhero, don't think Bats even thinks of himself as a hero and he's certainly not super.

>>77937305
We should gas him or real this time

he ruined the movie already

>>77937354
I haven't seen Michael Cera in ages. If anything, Cera is the discount Jesse Eisenberg.

>>77937895
Cera became famous before Eisenberg. So that makes Eisenberg the discount version.

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>>77937495

>CW
>Tony wants Sempai to notice him, Cap is too busy loving Bucky.

>BVS
>Batman and Superman fits like hand and glove

Why are capes so gay?

>>77937973
They aren't even similar at all. Cera plays loser dorks, Eisenberg plays either socially awkward assholes or regular assholes. Also, Eisenberg is at least a good actor.

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>>77938007
That's a good question

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>>77938007
CW is getting a lot of gay jokes because of the love triangle. Is BVS getting more or less the same?

>>77938120
Yeah lots of people pointed out how homoerotic that teaser before the actual trailer was.

>>77938120
>Bruce dreaming about himself chained up in a dungeon while he's undressed by a muscular alien

Just a little.

>>77938284
>DCEU Batman has rape fantasies

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>>77938284

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>>77938314
>50 shades of black

>>77938025
I don't know where Eisenberg gets a negative reputation from, I think the neurotic roles he plays triggers neurotics.

Social Network was a great movie and he did a great job, even though it wasn't a faithful portrayal of Zuckerberg.

>>77938305
Hot.

>>77938314
I want those other 2 prisioners to be robins, even if its just a dream

>>77937305
is that daniel tosh

>>77940085
That be even hotter

>>77937305

Kind of into a story where Lex is basically a tech billionaire tumblrite, who makes it his life mission to hook Batman and Superman up.

>>77940085
Have they even cast who will be Dick and Jason? Something makes me think they might not put in Tim and Damian, gets a bit too convoluted if they have to explain everything to the casual film audience.

>>77937305
I'm waiting for them to pull a Mandarin and reveal that Lex was the Joker all along.
He couldn't have been that badly directed by accident, right?
Right?

>>77940292

The general opinion it seems on Tim, from a modern writers standpoint, is that he makes Jason's death less powerful.

In truth it has the ability to make Jason's return better because now he gets to return and see how quick he was replaced, how little Bruce changed, how the man who killed him is still alive and well.

>>77940325

Just because you don't like the actor doesn't make his acting bad.

>>77940473

His acting is honestly fine it's more that he's wrong for the part.

I'm expecting him to be Luther Jr and Lex Sr revealing himself to be alive.

Also Superman is standing behind him in the scene where he brings Doomsday to life. Clone, hallucination, or what?

I hope it's a clone. I'm really hoping we get Kon...

>>77940292
>>77940414
I would prefer if they saved Tim for one of the solo Batman films.

>>77940325
Or they could just make Lex's hatred develop over time. Let his arrogance harden into a real obsession, and time it with his hair falling out from space cancer.

>>77940414
Indeed, it can be used to fuel his anger, but depending on if they think it's a bit confusing to have so multiple Robins in a sense they could just focus on him being angry about Bats not killing Joker. Plus isn't Bruce in semi-retirement when the MoS incident basically brings him back or something? Or was that an early draft of their concept or something?

>>77940096
yes

>>77937451
That's lewd

>>77937495

He isn't. That's Jesse Eisenberg. He's playing Luthor in this movie

>>77940501
He's not wrong for the part, they just wrote the part differently than you wanted them to. The modern boogeyman for corrupt businessmen is smarmy, energetic young Silicon Valley types. He was probably cast because of The Social Network.

>>77937495
>moot
>not Asian
are you some sort of newfriend?

>>77940566
you must be great at parties

>>77940501
He's not wrong for the part as they literally wrote the part for Eisenberg.

>I'm expecting him to be Luther Jr and Lex Sr revealing himself to be alive.

Jesus Christ this denial is pathetic. There isn't a single line he says in the trailers that isn't something Lex wouldn't say.

>>77940577

I agree! Also, I can't wait for Cavill to rip a giant cellophane 'S' off his chest and throw it at Doomsday.

>>77940653
>There isn't a single line he says in the trailers that isn't something Lex wouldn't say.
Just chiming in to agree with you there, but the delivery is pretty annoying. If it were said like more authoritatively the villain in Ant-Man (I'm not comparing quality, I'm just talking about his voice and mannerisms), it would bear more respect and make for a more menacing villain.

>>77940681
Most of /co/ would probably enjoy that unironically.

>>77937495
Who?

>>77940653
>>77940696

I also enjoy Gene Hackman.

>>77940696
He isn't menacing, he's grating and overly-familiar because he doesn't actually respect anyone. By the end of the movie he might transition into something a little more traditionally frightening (the "if man won't kill God, the devil will" was pretty rough) but he played the part as presented pretty well.

Is this the superbat thread?

>>77940776
you can be a cunt with a manly voice, though

>>77940754
I'll be honest, I've never seen any of the Donner movies in full, just bits and pieces whenever they're on TV.

>>77940776
>By the end of the movie he might transition into something a little more traditionally frightening

He's basically Carrot Top imitating Jim Carrey's Riddler, so the chances of him ever becoming anything even remotely frightening are nonexistant.

>>77940921
When was the last time you watched Batman Forever? He isn't acting anything like him.

>he has long red hair, that means he's exactly like these other people

You're not very bright, are you?

>>77940529
You know, the Arkham games are pretty accessible -- vidya is a casual medium these days -- and no one has trouble keeping up with those. I think it'll be fine.

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>>77937973
>Eisenberg
>Oscar Nominations and BAFTA awards
>constantly on Best Of lists and highly sought after
>Cera
>Non-existent career since Arrest Development Season 4
>Career highlight will forever be playing George Michael Bluthe, the role he stared out with over 12 years ago now
You're a retard, anon.

>>77941414
Could work I guess, though vidya doesn't have as strict time restrictions and such.
I was under the impression Bats went into retirement because of the death of Robin, well probably just after arresting Joker and Harley and scowling extra hard at all the criminals in Gotham.

>>77937305
He's ruining the movie ;-; I can't stand it now.