So, where are this guy's parents?

>>77927584
in his freezer

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>>77927584

Constantly on my case.

The dude's probably in his early twenties (judging by how Sadie said they got their job as a summer job but it became full time) so he moved out on his own away from his parents presumably.

>>77927584
I FUCKING HATE HIM SO MUCH

They abandoned him because he was stupid enough to think gauge earrings we're a good idea.

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>>77928672

we all do.

>>77927584
Gems don't have parents.

I only just realized that the Big Donut logo is not only a donut with a bite taken out of it, but that it also looks like "BD".

>>77927584
They got sick of him being such a shit they put him in bag a flower they later sold to Mr Smiley.

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>>77927584
I've seen some theories that he's adopted, though there's really not much evidence to it. Then again, there's really not a lot of evidence to most Steven Universe theories.

Also, pic for >>77929158

>>77927584
Who cares? He sucks. Probably his parents were thanking god for every second this shit was out of their house.

Saddie was a bitch for letting her mom and the gems worry about them though.

>>77927584
His dad is Mr Smiley - I think he got Lars his job at the Big Doughnut.
Maybe he even owns it, or has enough power over the place that his piece of shit son doesn't get fired for being the worst.
Smiley's only ever been seem in there when Lars wasn't there.

Also they have the same skin colour and Lars' hair is obviously black, bleached to orange (it was black in the pilot). I think it makes sense that his dad is known for being smiley, and Lars is a grumpy rebel.

>>77927584
Sadie ate them because she is fat.

>Gauges were in style when Lars was created
>Gauges were going out of style when the show aired
>Almost nobody wears gauges nowadays

>>77930176
But that's perfect for Lars. He's exactly the sort of faggot who would jump on the bandwagon of some long dead trend and think he's cool for it. Not to mention that this is what happened to real life faggot who did this to their ears — they are stuck with it forever.

I like Lars.

>>77930219
You gotta get surgery done to close the holes.

>>77930027
thats a pretty compelling theory, good post

>>77930176
Because in cartoons, every character must be up to date with current trends

Lars is definitely the type to have gauges 10 years after they went out of fashion anyway

>guy
>he
>him
>his

>IMPLYBIGN

>>77928466
can't be, the CN website profile for him says he's a "highschool-level jerk"

>>77930457
That just means he's "that" type of jerk

stupid faggot

>>77930176
I see them every fucking day in my shitty retail job. At least 2 of my co-workers are sporting them, as do many customers.

If they're going out of style, I sure ain't seeing it.

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Probably in another town/abandoned him for Mr. Smiley like >>77930027 (which btw is a pretty good theory)
Honestly I want hiatus to end so we can get The New Lars to air sooner and finally have more development for him, he's a dickwad but he reminds me a lot of myself at that age so I gotta see him pull through in some way. plus he's cute
If they can develop Sadie with her loud cunt of a mother then we should at least sympathize with Lars in some way as well

>>77930382
>Being transphobic
RESPECT HIS PRONOUNS IS IT REALLY SO HARD

>>77930538
If you work in a mall then it makes sense cause late bandwagonners love the mall.

How the fuck can you undo gauged ears.

>>77930595
But is Lars really Trans?

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But where are her parents?

>>77930923
Is it really gay if he lets guys fuck his ear holes?

>>77931044
yes

lars is asian

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>>77930027
They were also standing together in this scene, although everyone jumped to the conclusion that he was standing next to Sadie.

>>77930916
If they're stretched too far, I think you need your ear to be put back together surgically. But they do tighten up again up to a certain point, depending on each person's ear elasticity

>>77931044
Not if it's for money, then that's just business.

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>thread about Lars

this is actually worse than hiatus.

>>77931114
Yeah, it looks like Lars is mixed race - his mom is probably asian, OR he's adopted by Smiley.

>>77931162
nah
Hiatus are worse.

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>>77931114
>he wears his uniform outside of work

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is it a coincidence that they both have a hair cut that was only cool for like a certain time ?

>>77931206
The hand probably appeared while they were still at work - Sadie has a coat on over her clothes

>>77931178
His mom is dead that's why he acts out

>>77931206
That's the only fitting/clean shirt he has

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>>77931313
>steven and lars both have dead moms

Lars Smiley is a pretty funny name.

>>77931361
omg, you are right. it is funny name.

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>>77931337
Hot new theory fresh off the presses:
>Gems can mate with humans
>Gems die from giving birth
>Gems can shapeshift
>Gems can change gender
>Lars has no apparent parents
>Rose shapeshifted into a man wanting to sexually experiment, fucked some human woman, and unknowingly conceived Lars
>Lars is Steven's half-brother
>Lars is half Gem, too
>No one knows he Rose is Lars' father
>Not the Crystal Gems
>Not Lars
>Not Lars' mom
>Not even Rose when she was still alive
>In the season finale, when shit goes down, Steven is captured/defeated/exhausted/whatever
>Lars steps in with his spontaneously manifesting Gem powers and saves the day

>>77931337
Lars and Steven are 2 sides of the same coin. Lars is the exact opposite of Steven growing up in the same situation.

Lars is what happens when a kid can't understand being different and hates it rather than embrace it the way Steven has. He doesn't wanna grow up to be like his parent so he's a complete asshole, unlike Steven who proudly accepts being a half-human and following in his mom's footsteps.

He's incredibly self-conscious and cares too much about what others think of him, where as Steven loves everyone and himself enough to know he doesn't have to change anything.

Lars is also shown to have no respect or love for nature or people. Steven on the other hand loves nature and everyone.

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>>77927584
>Honey, where are my
>PAAAAAArents?

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>>77931498
>her master plan was for you to slowly feel bad for lars

>>77931473
Nice greentext

Steven and Lars will fuse before Steven fuses with a gem

Their fusion name will be STARS

>>77931794
actually good theory

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>>77931473
This post gave me cancer

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>>77931794
>STARS

>>77930027
So... His mom died? I'm pretty sure they would've mentioned that Smiley was his biological dad. I think his parents died and he lives at the house, alone. At least, that would make much more sense seeing as Dewy's son made a point right away to say the mayor was his dad.

>>77931473
>Steven is his own grandpa

>>77931502
>>>779315
>Implying Lars would have a SO

>>77931834
There was a scene in The Return where everyone was standing with their families, and Lars was standing with Mr. Smiley

Irrefutable proof Tbh family

>>77931498
They're not the same coin. Steven has the gems and Lars (more than likely) has nobody. His main trait is that he's insecure. His parents didn't die, they abandoned him.

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>>77931794
>STARS

That's my trigger word you little shit. Be considerate next time and spoiler that.

>>77931902
Do you know what proof is? I think it's likely Smiley mentored him, but there's no way he has parents.

>>77931794
I hate Lars and I want this. WE NEED MORE FUSIONS.

>>77931794
Shit, this is likely. Also, chances when the next big battle starts and Steven and Connie fuse in battle is likely as well. Probably part of Roses' plan.

>>77931794
Can't wait for this to happen, and for "Lars is a pedophile" to be a meme.

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>>77932031
God why do I have this

>>77932091
Fuckin Palcomix

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i like lapis

>>77932158
Duck them

>>77931794
Stars Universe

>>77930923
No
>>77931044
Yes

>>77932700
Objectively evilest gem on show. Possibly after Rose. OOC dick Lapis is much more fun.

>>77932091
So does that actually exist or what?

I need to know how upset to be, is all.

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>>77933348
Please be nice to Lapis.

>>77931031

Gems don't have parents.

Well, except Steven, but he's an abomination so he doesn't count.

>>77933632
So what you're saying is that no one cares about Lapis?

>>77933632

Steven does, and that's enough.

>>77933813
Steven's fucking disgusting. How does he even live?

>>77931103
I always saw him as Indian.

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>>77930027
>>77931114
So, we know the Cool Kids are obviously analogous to the CGs and have for a while now. In Sadie's Song, we see Lars being more relaxed and hanging with the Cool Kids at the concert. he seems a lot more relaxed than when we first saw him trying to get 'in' with them. The very next episode, Peridot's redemption arc starts. So it's pretty safe to assume that Lars = Peridot, like how CKs = CGs.

Combining this with the Mr. Smiley is Lars' Dad theory (and possibly that they might reconnect in The New Lars, but that's stretching a bit), then who will Peridot 'reconnect' with in the future?

>>77934316
I dunno if he's meant to mirror Peridot.

If:
Buck = Garnet (shades, lips, red clothes, stoic)
Jenny = Amy (lips, purple clothes, sassy)
Sour Cream = Pearl (pointy light hair, tall & skinny, blue & orange clothes)

Then I'd guess Lars is Steven if anything (curly hair, red shirt with yellow symbol, similar face shape, trying to to fit in with the main 3).

>>77934496
And his potential daddy issues could parallel Steven's mommy issues too. Honestly I think both work, we'll just have to wait and see I guess.

>>77934316
That awful twink is nothing like perfect little Peri-cherry.

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Where is my long lost duet partner?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z8e90x6Yj2

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>>77931794

>>77931031
More like what kind of planet did she burrow out of.

>>77927645
>>77928466
This I assumed both Lars and Sadie are graduated from high school, since they are apparently the only people working at the big donut and they both open and close.
No way a high school student could work those hours year round.

>>77930027
>Also they have the same skin colour
Lars' skin is far lighter than Smiley's
That said I thought until the unspeakable episode that Smiley was Sadie's stepdad because he was standing next to her mom in the return.

>>77930176
>Gauges were in style when Lars was created
Gauges were always terrible

>>77931337
That could actually make his sudden revulsion at his comment about Steven's mom in Lars and the Cool Kids make a lot more sense.

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>>77931794
>Steven and Lars could be called STARS but it will be called something else just to fuck with everyone's expectations
>Just as one of the gems or Connie calls it "Stars" their fused form jumps in with "Stevelar" or something
Don't even pretend they won't do that

>>77929550
Now its head cannon that Mr. Smiley is Lars' Foster Dad

Question have you ever acted like lars when you were younger?
Acting like a dick just to hang out with the cool crowd

>>77936266
What episode was unspeakable?

>>77936850
Song for Sadie

You know, I just realized something. Steven didn't what school was, yet his dad raised him until he moved in with the Gems. Did his dad never put him in, or did the Gems tell him he didn't need to go?

>>77930027
Adoption isn't far fetched. I can imagine smiley using his RnB money to buy Funland and the boardwalk to make his shit(or just recently shit) son happy.

>>77936988
Guessing the gems don't want steven to go to school either because there afraid I think

>>77936608
It's a better headcannon than "Lars is Trans headcannon"

>>77937035
There are no good headcanons.

>>77937060
I know

>>77937060
Except the erotic ones, of course.

>>77936988
His dad probably home schooled him. He knows how to read, write and basic maths at least.

>>77934496
Lars = Peridot (nasally voice, both are angry losers)

>>77936471
>LEAVIN'

>>77937817
>Stars is the name of the Steven and Lars fusion when he enters battle
>Leavin' is the name of the fusion when things go bad and a tactical retreat is necessary

is there any way we could get a manly fighter in this show
if he need to be progressive he could be a gay bear or something i just want some big manly warrior type guy

>>77938112
You mean Jasper?

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>>77938137
guess she does fit pretty well, hopefully she gets redeemed

>>77937349
>yfw Larpidot becomes a thing

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>>77938359
>Shoved into Jasper's bosom
>Being crushed
>Breasts can't be soft and pliable like most boobs, then

My god, even her TITS are muscular!

>>77936083
Had to send in my laptop for repairs.
How's it going, friend?

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>>77938753
she's too cute

>>77927584
if i was his parent i'd have ditched him

just saying
lars is fucking garbage

>>77930027
If that's true then smiley is a shitty dad.

>>77931794
>Stars
Wow a nice kid and a dick fuse together what the fuck personally will it have

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>>77930027
>Lars Smiley
I like it

>>77940848
God I hope she doesn't puss out and get redeemed. Seeing her wreck shit was the best part of the whole series.

>>77944598

it sounds like the name of a slasher movie villain.

>>77944623
Yeah, I hope she just gets shattered and thrown in the trash.

I don't like Steven

>>77944578
A frat boy

>>77944578
Male tsundere

>>77946357
I think the reason anyone in town is nice to him is because they all think he's retarded.

I'm going to bring Lapis breakfast in bed!

>>77946357
I don't like you anon

>>77936907
I haven't watched it. Is it that bad? Because really, the bar isn't exactly high when it comes to Sadie.

>>77947288
It's objectively the worst episode in the show. I wouldn't bother.

>>77947330
Really? I thought Sadie episodes couldn't get any worse after that island one.

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>>77944578

A Nice Kid who dindu nuthin but ends up shot by the police anyway.

>>77934316

Sour Cream doesn't look impressed with Steven's sexual appropriation.

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>>77940848

God damn, my amazonian women fetish has come out in full force today.

>>77947330

Agreed. It feels like the whole episode was built around getting Steven into that dress. Sadie was just an after thought.

>>77934496
>>77934586
I think Lars is supposed to mirror Steven.

It seems like Lars was a Steven when he was a kid. Then something happened...

>>77947626

...he was a molested by a giant pink lady...

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>>77947677

Dah fuck?

>>77947793
Rose Quartz molested Lars when he was a child.
That was they meant.

>>77947895

Oh gee thanks, I didn't catch that.

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Anybody else hoping for Amy x Peri is going to be canon? It's basically an OTP right on next to Connie and Steven.

>>77948098
Keep Peri cherry pure.

So when are lars and sadie gonna bone?

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>>77948383

Oh boi are you gonna hate this.

>>77948399
Whenever Lars is bored and Sadie is desperate.

>>77948439

It would be interesting for Sadie to meet someone who is better to her than Lars.

Then he gets all pissed about it and finally realizes what an asshole he is.

Of course Sadie would take him back though. Cause she's a punching bag in training.

>>77948098
I wanna see Connie get jealous of Steven and Peridot. Maybe they're holding hands again on another mission and she sees. They then compete for his love.

>>77948399
>he didn't understand Joking Victim

>the sexual promo art with the fire salt going through the donut
>"That must have been a pretty good video game"

>>77948520
I hope Lars isn't interested in Sadie anymore. They both seem happy as friends. Them dating is toxic.

I want Ronaldo and Lars to date or become bros.

>>77948542

Then Steven says he has enough love to share between the both of them and the harem begins.

But seriously, I don't think Peridot would ever understand why she's mad. She would probably never understand the implication.

>>77948439
But Lars is always bored and Sadie is always desperate.

>>77948543
If that had happened, they wouldn't have made such a big deal about making out in the island.

Either way, Sadie is shit and any ship involving her is shit.

>>77948613
That's what would make it hilarious. It'd be like a crappy post-2000s harem except Peridot wouldn't understand what was going on. It'd just be Connie being retarded.

>>77948419
peri-cherry is not for sexual

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Post cute Lars'

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>>77948926

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>>77948989

Got on for you.

>>77933348
Lapis, sure. She killed the whales. But I want this evil Rose meme to die.

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>>77949028
Thanks.

Will Peridot be short from now on in the high school AU?

>>77949085
wheelchair

>>77949085
No one cares about your fanfiction.

>>77949031
Those fucking whales had it coming.
Rose betrayed her own people and instigated the death of millions.

>>77949210

All because she thought humans were nice.

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>>77948581
Me 2

>>77949359
I want to draw more RonLars myself but I have no ideas.

What would those two even do together? I'm trying to think of some gay things straight guys do.

>>77949536

Sounds like a paradox.

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Have we still not heard anything official about when this hiatus will end? You'd think by now at least the crewniverse would have said something

>>77949642

I heard it's back on after December.

>>77930457
You know those losers that even after they graduate keep on hanging out at the same old places and doing the same old thing like back when they were in highschool, they get a deadend job and just stay there forever? That's Lars. One day he's gonna be in his 30s, 40s, 50s, etc and still working retail at the big donut.

>>77949536
Fuck

But for reals, think about what they have in common - they're both kinda weird outsiders, the difference being Ronaldo owns his weirdness, and Lars rejects it.
They formed the Explorers Club as kids, to look at mysteries. It'd be sweet to see them do something like that as adults.

Also they both reach out to people to make friends, but have different/complementary approaches - Ronaldo makes his clubs, his blog and documentary hoping to attract other people with his interests, while Lars tries to make himself fit into an existing clique.

>>77949642
Other than knowing from various sources that the show is returning in January, there hasn't been anything else this whole time. I know what you mean though, and I wish we would finally get some kind of info. about when (or at least what) the next episode or episodes will be.

>>77949822
You'll get it when you get it.

>>77934316
I love SourCreams What is this I dont even face.

>>77936988
How old was Steven when he went to live with the Gems? Not every place has something like kindergarten and he might not have been old enough for 1st grade, probably close but not quite.

>>77947288
No, /co/ just gets triggered by a crossdressing gag.

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peridot is neat

>>77947288
>>77950090
It's not the crossdressing. The episode was just bad.

Everything was good until after the makeover montage.

Definitely wasn't the worst episode though.

>>77931794
I hope this never, ever happens.
And when the FUCK are we getting new episodes?

>>77947626
>It seems like Lars was a Steven when he was a kid.
Based on what? The only flashback we see has him acting nothing like Steven and pretty much like a proto-version of his current self.

>>77950090
More like a bunch of people saw an opportunity at easy bait and /co/ loves low hanging fruit.

>>77933561
Lapis is such a loser she had to hold someone prisoner just to have company. Also she's ugly and her water stinks.
I overheard Lars talking about her, he said not even he would go that low.

>>77936083
I'm kind of disappointed they didn't tie line to his ear gauges to catch fish

>>77948581
>Them dating is toxic.
This. Lars just takes advantage of Sadie's affection, and Sadie's obsession with him causes her to do bad things. If they dated she'd probably sabotage any friendships he had to keep him to herself, while he'd just use it as an excuse for her to pay for everything he wants.

>>77948098
I like Pearl x Peri better, but I hope she goes a round with everyone except Steven

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>>77950221
That's really mean, anon.

>>77950090
I don't think it was a gag, I thought it was meant to be cute.
Insecure males get offended by such acts of defiance to the gender binary.

>>77950354
Don't start.

So where exactly does Lars live? Does he sleep in the attic of the donut shop?

>>77950373
We've seen his house. He probably lives there.

>>77950369
Funny how fragile masculinity can be :^)

>>77950334

FUCK OFF!!!

>>77950373
We see his place (sorta) in the fire salt episode.

>>77950414
Here's your reply.

>>77949642
>Implying the crew knows anything about it or could say anything if they did

When, what order, how many hiatuses, etc. are all exclusively decided by CN, the production crews generally aren't even told when or if their shit is going to air, they're just paid to make it.

>>77950334
Don't you have a mirror to get forgotten in somewhere, loser?

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>>77950465
>>77950424
Why do you guys hate Lapis?

>>77950285
Pearl isn't good enough for Peri.

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>>77950536

She's a shit!

Peridot MASTER RICE!

>>77927584
He's adopted by Mr. Smiley.

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>>77951651
I like them both.

>>77949779
Ronaldo doesn't own his weirdness, he's got a fucking mental disease. It owns him. He's gotta be on the autistic scale from the obsessive antisocial behaviors he shows. He's like /x/ personified, paranoia and all.

>>77947616
Boys in dresses trigger you this hard, anon? Life must be tough.

>>77949536
video games and jerking off?
Really though, you can reach higher. Like Lars getting his ear holes fucked.

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>>77931794
>STARS

>>77951776
Scribbs should do another one of these but with Lapis leaning on little Peri.

>>77952021
Well, you know what I mean - he embraces that he's different, while Lars rejects it.

>tumblr
when will you fucks get canceled already? fucking faggots

>>77953261
I just find him disgusting in general. Like he represents a ton of negative traits and has no positive ones to help make up for it. He's fat, delusional, avoids/fears reality, and his family has to put up with it. He's a sad sack of a human being. At least his cringe inducing behavior makes for an entertaining cartoon character.

Him and Lars deserve each other. He'd probably be disgusted at the idea of gay shit, but since no one else would ever give him attention he'd be like one of those awkward loser guys who accepts blowjobs then never return the favor. There's some semi realistic gay fap fodder for you.

>>77953287
Oh yes, I'm an executive at cartoon network and I think this very popular show that gets huge ratings needs to be cancelled because it's so "tumblr".

>>77953530
>he reminds me of myself

>>77953556
>popular
>huge ratings
SU fags in denial, as usual

>>77953287
>>77953639
cry more, maybe this will be time someone cares

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>>77953530
>He's fat, delusional, avoids/fears reality, and his family has to put up with it. He's a sad sack of a human being. At least his cringe inducing behavior makes for an entertaining cartoon character.
>Mfw that's me without the fat part

>>77932031
Is this real

Mods, delete this thread. It is a Steven Universe general.

I'm going to give Lapis a ride to the airport, even if it's 4 in the morning!

Why do people hate Sadie Song again?
I generally liked it , but why did most anons hate it?

>>77954948
Boring irrelevant human shit with no gems.

>>77954983
People don't like human episodes I think there ok?

>>77954830
It's about Lars specifically. When the ban came into effect I used to make SU threads and they stayed up as long as the topic was specific enough.

>>77932158
Oh fuck, i forgot that place even existed.

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>>77931103
>>77934299
I just saw him as light skinned black, or biracial. There are some black redheads out there, like Redhead Kingpin.

>>77955132
I think human episodes are fine
sadie's song was just boring shit

>>77955132
Not unless they're about the cool kids.

>>77949142
I think he means the high school AU title cards the SU crew make

>>77955722
Hilary Florido specifically

>>77950334
baka desu senpai

>>77956018
What do you even mean by that? What information does that convey?

>>77956255
"You're an idiot, upperclassman"

>>77950090

>episode is about Sadie
>with mother issues
>Sadie is a retard the entire time, as is usual
>Sadie will be exactly the same in all future episodes
>absolutely nothing interesting happens
>Steven pretty much only existed for a gag that wasn't funny

I don't even see how anyone can think it isn't the worst episode. It is the only episode I can think of with no redeeming qualities. They really should just replace Sadie with Uncle Grandpa.

>>77956500
>tfw you would pay to have Sadie replaced by uncle grandpa

>>77956500
The play episode was worse. At least seeing Sadie uncomfortable feels somewhat normal and generated some fun conversation about parents.

>>77931498
>Lars is the exact opposite of Steven growing up in the same situation.
This is like saying that someone growing up shorter than average grows up in the same situation as someone who is taller than average. Lars and Steven are both outliers, but the things that make Steven different are objectively more advantageous than the things that make Lars different.

>>77953530
>I just find him disgusting in general. Like he represents a ton of negative traits and has no positive ones to help make up for it. He's fat, delusional, avoids/fears reality, and his family has to put up with it. He's a sad sack of a human being.
I like how most normies' reaction to meeting someone like this is, "Ew you waste of space stop breathing," instead of, "Wow I wonder what fucked him up life must be pretty hard for him I'll be nice to him and maybe refer him to my shrink."

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>>77949359
Be still my beating heart.

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>>77934316
>>77937349
>>77934496
>>77947626

Lars = Peri
Onion = Steven

The show even spells it out with Onion and Steven.
Steven gives Onion Ranger guy because his Dad is away, and Onion gives Steven Explorer Gal because of Rose being gone. They mirror perfectly.

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>>77953530
>He'd probably be disgusted at the idea of gay shit, but since no one else would ever give him attention he'd be like one of those awkward loser guys who accepts blowjobs then never return the favor.

I like RonLars but I feel like Ronaldo is pretty open with his sexuality due to all the stuff on the internet he's been exposed to.

I like the idea of Lars being the one to take advantage of Ronaldo. Ronaldo will usually give Lars a blowjob or handjob when he wants it, while Lars looks at straight porn on his phone or computer.

Also Ronaldo genuinely cares about his family and doesn't like offending people. He just acts without thinking a shitload. But he's not a bad person. He's worse than Lars though in my opinion.

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>>77956760

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>>77956906

>>77956906
>>77956945
Purest love

>>77956601
Personally I think Historical friction is pretty underated, at least it gave us more insight on pearls character and produced those funny Jamie edits, and Jamie is certainly better than Sadie.

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>>77956601

>Historical Friction
>worse than Sadie's Song

If you ignore all the good humor, fun character interactions and DEEP LORE, then Historical Friction still comes out as far superior because it doesn't think that exploring awkward mother-daughter relationships to be an interesting plot for an episode. Sadie's Song is objectively the worst episode.

>>77957040
I hope they become buds again. I don't think Sugar has the balls to actually have a human gay couple on her show.

Any guesses as to what The New Lars will be about?

>>77957056
Jamie is the worst thing to happen to the show besides the hiatus
I'll take Sadie of Jamie anyday

>>77956724
>>77956840
>Also Ronaldo genuinely cares about his family and doesn't like offending people.
We have seen very little suggesting the first and absolutely nothing suggesring the second.

>>77957131
Yeah, remember that episode where Jamie trapped a child and a guy he liked on an island for days, just so the guy would open up and get closer to him?

Oh wait. That was Sadie!

>>77957115
Lars get fired and Peridot takes his job. Lars is never seen or mentioned ever again.

>>77957131
> Jamie is the worst thing to happen to the show

That's a funny way to spell Ronaldo. At least Jamie actually did something with himself after getting rejected by Garnet.

>>77957211
Perifags are the worst.

>>77957210
Exactly. It was incredibly entertaining and people argue/bait about it to this day. All because of Sadie.
She may not be some kind of ideal person but she's an interesting character. Jamie's just... ugh

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>It's a Jamie, Sadie, Ronaldo, and Lars are the only characters to appear besides Steven episode.

>>77957299
Island Adventure > Historical Friction

Historical Friction > Any other Lars/Sadie or solo-Sadie episode

>>77947330
>Not the Garrnett anime fairytale filler ep

>>77957211

>wanting to get rid of the most humorous character in the show

Do you just want the show to be about angsty females crying about moms, lovers and friends? Lars has had two episodes, both of which were pretty great.

>>77957131

Jamie has only had two episodes, one of which was shit and one of which was above average. Sadie, on the other hand, is the only character that the show would benefit from removing. She has had three episodes, all of which have been absolute shit. Lars and Steven were the only redeeming qualities of two of these episodes.

>>77957408
Dude, that episode was great. Just because there's not plot progression doesn't make it a bad quality episode.

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GOD I FUCKING HATE PEARL AND LARS AND THE MAILMAN FAGGOT AND SADIE TOO THEY'RE ALL THE WORST CHARACTERS IN THE SHOWAND IT PHYSICALLY PAINS ME TO SEE HTEM ON TH ESCREEN FUCK THESE FAGGOTS I HOPE THEY DIE AT THE END OF THE SERIES FUCK I HATE THEM ALL SO MUCH
Steven's pretty cool though

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>>77957645
>Steven's pretty cool though

>>77957433
>Lars and Steven were the only redeeming qualities of two of these episodes.

ahem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5CGmRO_LuU

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>>77957645

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>>77957645
>Steven's pretty cool though
MY

>>77927584
Top kek at the nerds hating on Lars because he reminds you of that jerk that tormented your weird ass in highschool.

>>77958171
I can't see Lars tormenting anyone who isn't a small animal or child. He'd get his ass beat everyday if he didn't live in such a cute little happy picturesque beach town.

>>77958171
It's funny because he has more on common with those people than he does with the jerks who picked on those people

They hate him because he reminds them of themselves

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>>77958171
They hate Lars because he reminds them of themselves.

Except Lars is QT.

Did that "let Pearl say fuck" petition ever go anywhere?

>>77958752
What the fuck do you think?

>>77953839
Stp being delusional anon, it's okay if you're fat

>>77958872
Don't patronize the fat faggot. Fat people are immoral.

>>77953287
>Oh, it's you again.

I'm going to call Lapis at work just to tell her how much I love her!

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>>77950536
>Lapis is the only gem who's bare foot
They did that shit on purpose did they?

>>77959601
What are you inferring here? Are you saying that Lapis is poor?

>>77931794
Pearl and Lars fuse, they become Pears

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>>77957645
>hating pearl
i honestly dont see how anyone could truly not like her

>>77957645
Pearl has improved a lot after getting over the whole "I'm worthless" whiny phase she had.
Sadie is okay, but I can see why you wouldn't like her. She gets way too emotional almost any time an episode is about her.

I agree with lars and le mailman, though. Lars is just 100% unlikable and the fucking mailman tries way too hard to be funny and relevant.

is the guy who created this mega (https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA) in the thread?
I want to talk to him about the order of the shorts (along with the fact that there's now an english version of the lion short) but there's no way to contact him.

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>>77938112

You're thinking of Balfur, the insane Gaelic warrior who accidentally became immortal during the Gem Wars when he got riddled with gem shards and dunked in Rose's fountain.

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>>77951776

Have some lapidot, not made by me, obviously.

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>>77962101

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>>77962120

>>77961444
The shorts dont really have a particular order. Outside of "How are gems made", all of them take place after season 2 though.

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>>77962134

>>77962161
are you that guy or someone else

>>77962168

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>>77962294

>>77962221
>>77962247
>>77962294
>>77962322
Did these characters even talk to each other once in the cartoon?
Goddamn shipping is retarded

>>77962367

It's called Crack pairing, yea. Ah well - it's cute enough and that's what matters for the long winter of haitusdom.

>>77962367
Thats the beauty of it. Since they've had next to no interaction with one another, shippers can just create whatever scenario they want because theres no established relationship.

>>77962247
>Peri uses another Peridot to power her computer
What the fuck Peri, that's messed up.

>>77962474
They didn't even give her a gem. It's some stupid human "au" bullshit.

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Lapidot has no right to be as fucking cute as it is.

Too bad that shit will never happen.

>>77962453
Except if you squint it's apparent Peridot doesn't really like Lapis.

>>77927584
The same place the Peanut's parents are at. Whogivesafuckville.

>>77962514
Maybe? I didn't get the impression that Peridot ever even had an opinion of Lapis.

>>77962453
>>77962514
And its even more apparent that is not Lapis at all

>>77962510

Shit, man....

>>77962514
Peanuts parents do exist though, and they show up from time to time. It's not like they just don't exist or anywaw-waw-wah-wah-wah

>>77962588
Yeah, she smiles too much and cares about someone besides herself.

>>77962557
When Lapis yanks free from Jasper, Peridot's facial expression becomes a scowl at the exact moment. Also when she mentions "Lazuli" her voice seems to change to a bitter tone. Peri doesn't like that water bitch.

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>>77962322
>>77962510
>>77962599

Never forgetti

>>77962602
Shit, that was meant for >>77962528

>>77962645
Maybe that's because they used to date and it ended poorly.

>>77962670
Why don't we see Jasper in any of the post-finale anime highschool promos? I'm worried for bara rock.

>>77962701
Peridot is younger than the 1000 year earth war, AND lapis was stuck in a mirror from BEFORE the 1000 earth war year

>>77927584
Why is his ears a pair of fucking doughnuts.
Whoever worked on these character designs should be dipped in acid.

>>77962514

It's not apparent, though. She seems entirely indifferent to Lapis.

In fact, I'm wondering if that sense of detachment from your fellow Gems is common in the culture of modern Homeworld. Perhaps that's what Steven was really made to do: spread love among Gemkind like a contagion.

Warriors picking flowers! Engineers and servants living together! Mass hysteria!

>>77962766
They are called guages, and they have always been stupid

It fits his personality perfectly

>>77962777
So maybe they'll fug later on!

>>77962766
>Why is his ears a pair of fucking doughnuts.
>works at a fucking donut shop
Do you not watch cartoons? It's visual gaggery at its finest.

>>77962790
My OTP is Peridot gets that ass wrecked by everybody.

>>77962755
Maybe they dated for like a week and Peridot caught Lapis getting fucked by a big tough Obsidian and then Peridot had her arrested
that's my headcanon

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>>77962670

>>77962854
>humans
Ree.

>>77962842

Or Jasper came into it while Lapis returned for the 4 odd months on Homeworld and met Peridot there.

>>77962854
Why do human gem things exist? What possible purpose do they hope to achieve? Utter shit.

>>77962897
Diversity for diversity's sake

>>77959601
well, there was rose

>>77962946
Stevonnie too.

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>>77962897
>>77962868
>>77962507

The antihumanism is strong. betcha lining up to see Avatar 2 and pretend to be Na'vi again.

Why? Because it's the way the artists drew it. THERE Is a sort of gems-living-on-earth-and-forgot-they-were-gems thing going on but it's not as romantic as humanized lapidot.

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>>77960309
Th-Thanks anon.

>>77962782
That's not "gauges". There's no ear there, it's two floppy pieces of flesh with holes in them.

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>>77962991

Like so.

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>>77963016

From mechandra. And also, I just like humanizations better, so obviously, being the dumper, there will be a lot of humanizations.

>>77963016
That's a pretty accurate representation of how their relationship would actually look like.

>>77963006
Pearl, who told you to come back out? Go back into the trash bin where you belong.

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>>77963084

>>77963078
Needs more domestic violence.

>>77930176
>Gauges were in style
They were not. They have always been the domain of the weird fringe culture into body mods.

>>77963049
Nothing wrong with those, it's gems being actual literal humans that bug me. It's like those fanartists are saying they can't possibly relate to a bunch of polymorphic space rocks and their problems.

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>>77963215

But...why hurt the little sea biscuit?

>>77937035
>Lars is trans
Haha, that's so fucking retarded. What kind mentally ill, feculence-dwelling man-ape would think that?

Everyone knows that Lars is TRAINS. He's multiple trains disguised as a human because the human world interests him and he'd like to get to know it better. The reason he seems like such a little shit is because of the language barrier. If he were talking to other trains he'd be perfectly polite, but it's different with humans so he keeps coming across as a dick. Also the lack of railroads makes him feel uncomfortable.

>>77963318
Because it makes Peridot feel strong.

>>77963345
man the next half of season 2 is gonna be weird

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>>77963355

Jaspis I can see as being abusive. I think peridot literally cannot. And then there's always Peronnie.

>>77963355
It's ironic because Lapis is strongest gem and Peri is the weakest.

>>77963379
Peridot has anger problems.

>>77963429

And so do a lot of the smaller people in a relationship, and when they become abusive, they fail and are smacked down. I can't see Peridot being a master manipulator and abuser - she might try, but Lapis would smack her down. That's just me though. I know there's some art of Peridot abusing Lapis out there.

>>77963508
Can't wait to see an episode about this.

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>>77963508
>I know there's some art of Peridot abusing Lapis out there.
Please share anon

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>>77955319

HOW DE DOODY MAN! Duh weave be red went ze mang be untwhit? Issat vikinigs?