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You will never be tacklehugged by a cute tomboy wearing a grass skirt

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>you will never have Jade's smelly Chinese feet all to yourself
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>>77924229
I don't think her feet smell.
She has a nose for that.
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>never be hugged
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No, but I was hugged by my qt little cousin yesterday.
The moment I stepped inside, she rushed to hug me.
It was adorable.
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>>77924643
Did it get you hard?
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>>77924955
No, of course not.
What's wrong with you?
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Alright people, show of hands:

Do you have a cute little sister?
Do you get along well with her?
Do you fear that as she gets older things are gonna change for the worse between you two?
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>>77925546
>Do you have a cute little sister?
Only other people's sisters (and moms) are cute.
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>>77924279
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>>77927720
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>>77925546
No, but I have a cute little brother, and I hope that we will stay as close when he inevitably discovers /a/
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>>77924279
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>>77925746
True. Maybe if I was much older than her I could find my little sister cute. I used to think she was ugly as we used to fight a lot but looking at old pictures objectively she was not ugly at all. Not the tv perfect kid but still cute.

>>77924643
They grow so fast... now I got cousins that are nice to chill and all but I miss receiving a tackle hug from a little one or being waken up by an overexcited kid jumping on you because he wants to play and you are a teenager who sleeps until late.
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>>77928639
>You'll never reach Jade's inner sanctum
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>>77924279
i don't get it. jade isnt known for detectivework or any other use of the word nose.. what's the gag?
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>>77925071
it didn't? what's wrong with you?
your skin doesnt know prejudice, it just likes being touched
>>77925546
she was when we were little. still is pretty foxy
we got along like two rabid beavers crammed into a tin can
as she got older and we spent more time apart, things changed for the better by far
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>>77924202
Those are some rather short shorts.
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>>77928639
Is the joke that Uncle says "buffalo" instead of "bull"?
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>>77929010
>we got along like two rabid beavers crammed into a tin can
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>>77929104
>through a chinaman's shop
nice catch anon, that's subtle
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>>77929178
dude it was agony. even at the best of times we were utterly bored with each other and just kinda trying to indulge as we would like to be indulged (she listened to my long lists of boring shit i wrote down, i sat through her dumb chick flicks, she agreed to sit through superman but not batman, etc) but having no friends sucked
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>>77924229
Superior
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this show had some of my favorite henchmen.
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>>77929264
jade had pretty tremendous ankle flexibility in that episode
you can tell she grew up squatting to use the toilet (or just whatever ground was available. that's becoming more of a rural china thing but we're talking about the 90s here). possibly even had those open-bottom pants, which i hear are a lot better for teaching pottytrainin'
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>>77929196
I know, I'm joking on how your metaphor could be used for highly energetic sex.
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>>77929552
>and her hair also grew longer
never quite understood that.. or the elf ears that are nothing like cat ears.. but it was cute anyway. and it spawned some fantastic fanfiction
I'm pretty sure like, the more attractive designs for this show were done by someone else, and the various lesser ones just tried their best but didnt get the fundamentals
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>>77929597
lol yeah
funny how easy it is to confuse hate for love in this weirdass society innit
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>>77929474
>The majority of urban residents in China prefer traditional squat toilets over sitting toilets, especially in public places.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet
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the problem with this show is when it forgot to be cool on occasion, and be'd lame instead
jade's taste in fiction was fucking pisspoor for someone otherwise depicted as being cool. Like... okay, you don't wanna be a buttercup scout, but you're going to play with shit like supermoose?
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>>77929640
righto. good for them i guess, it's too late for us since you have to get the ankle flexibility early in life.
what i meant was the practice of just letting kids go wherever they want is becoming more of a rural thing. i'm not certain i have any problem with that practice, at least urinewise.. but there's a lot of things that only seem fine when they arent being done by huge numbers
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>>77929654
Hey, when it clicks, it clicks.
>>77929674
I was told I have abnormal ankle flexibily.
Doesn't hurt me none.
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>>77929911
did you practice?
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>>77929640
I mean, how much do you trust a public toilet seat, anon?
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>>77928639
Are there more Jackie Chan comics? I thought they only came out with beginner reader books.
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Man

Jackie is rocking the shit out of them mini shorts
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>>77929998
meh. when it comes to sanitation sometimes you have to stick to the bioactivity rule
if something LOOKS clean, and it's dry, non-porous, inorganic, and exposed to the air, it's probably pretty clean unless someone JUST sat on it. that's why a warm seat bothers me so much
it's one thing if you're going to touch it with a mucous membrane, which is probably why women are a lot more squeamish about this stuff.. that big ol' easily-infected vaginer hangin out.. but just skin? we aren't amphibians.
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>>77930077
...how do you think women use the toilet?
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>>77930886
not vag-first obviously, but you know, you still get nervous
like as a dude, if the toilet bowl is too short front to back, i wad up a bunch of TP so my junk doesnt have to touch the front of the bowl

it's weird, my dad says he wipes while sitting down. I don't understand how that's possible, but he DOES have a 32 inch waist so i guess there's space left.
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>>77925546
Two little ones, they're that thing were they come from the same litter but aren't actually identical twins.

Yeah, they're mostly annoying but I adore them all the same. Halloween was fun with them, the holidays should also be nice.

Probably, I moved out recently so we're already hanging out less often. Less and less over the years I imagine
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>>77924202
>you will never shut the fuck up about your shit fetishes.
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>>77924202
I don't understand... Why do I need to? Is that something important?
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>>77929552
i think this pic will make a visit to /trash/ drawthread
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