JSA Storytime: Parkerbolts

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>>77911506
Seekrit Santa-ing:

http://pastebin.com/0jKyyDvj

aaand the plot to date

>>77911506
A-are you okay?

>>77911506
Hello Storyteller.

>Zemo
>Venom
>Bullseye
Oh dear. When they start bringing in more prominent names is when you know the book's sales are in trouble.

>>77911506
>.1 issue
I had totally forgotten that these were a thing.

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>>77911564
Just kind of tired and realizing it's probably for the best that all the vodka is gone because I can be kind of irresponsible with it, and I can do better with the $$$

>>77911588
Were those even effective at all?

I know DC did .1 issues for some of their villain month issues since Batvillains took up like 4 issues for each Batman book. Same with the Superman villains.

>>77911560
So...who's got something yet?

>>77911588
>>77911647
What is a .1 issue?

>actually got money back from my lease company for my apartment's rent this money because they fucked up the bill
>got apartment cleaned
>decorated for Christmas
>finally stopped fucking raining here
>have dosh to spread around for Secret Santa lists for once this year

Man this is going to be a good weekend.

How are you guys all doing?

>>77911666
Like a "starting point" or just a side issue.

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>>77911666
It's like a fill-in or a tie-in so it doesn't fuck with the numbering, but you can tell where it's meant to go

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>>77911656
Oh yeah, so we can try and make sure everyone gets hit, I hit 1UVDMLVV6DPR7 (but it'll come in January)

I was thinking of SOPing it tomorrow: Molten Vagina Woman?

>>77911718
Cool, I'm gonna take a look see tonight

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1QLD9SHARJVWR

for JSA secret santa!

>>77911718
>I was thinking of SOPing it tomorrow: Molten Vagina Woman?
yes please

>>77911718
>I was thinking of SOPing it tomorrow: Molten Vagina Woman?
Yes please. Again, curiosity has me by the balls. Squeezing like a dominatrix with a bad hangover.

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>>77911718
so this is what people on twitter seemed to be talking about today:

http://www.therainbowhub.com/its-canon-not-stucky-that-needs-to-go/

have not yet read the CBR article that set this off but I know it's gonna be dumb

>>77911718
>I was thinking of SOPing it tomorrow: Molten Vagina Woman?
You're the best storyteller ever

>>77911771
Oh dear

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>>77911735
that pic never fails to make me lol like oh man oh man, it's just so...

>>77911743
It's a trainwreck on SO many levels, but by god, it's a memorable fucking wreck

>>77911771

i hate Stucky. it's a little irrational

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>>77911789
It's also probably a two-night trainwreck, now that I think about it, because once started we gotta see that motherhooter through

Oh, here it is:

http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/in-your-face-jam-captain-america-and-bucky-are-just-friends

yes, it's by Brett White

>>77911812
Ewww. No offense, but not even once.

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>>77911789
>If we start to look like we might win, Moonstone switches over too.
That Quisling bitch. Goddamn, I lover her.

>>77911771
I skimmed the CBR article and it's basically "this won't happen in canon, why are you shipping it??? they are only going to be platonic friends and that's okay!"

which, I don't see how it's affecting that guy at all if other people ship it? I have plenty of ships that I know will probably never be canon but I can also accept that it's a platonic relationship in canon? it's possible to enjoy both!

>>77911506
Hello op so DC is doing great with their digital library I see Shazam the new beggining and the 90s Ray series. Delicious digital rips.

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>>77911790
I think the idea of 'canon' is a really important one if people want to be able to talk to each other about works and retain mutual comprehension of what exactly they are talking about

>>77911718

Ho shit I was wondering who gifted me earlier this week! Thanks, OP!

>>77911860
crack ships > casual ships > canon ships >= MY SHIP IS REAL, REAL I TELL YOU > you sunk my battleship

All the best ships are better off never being a thing, for various reasons.

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>>77911860
Exactly, some shippers are playing a predictive game in which their investment is it actually happening, some take textual hints and extrapolate but don't care if it's ever validated, some don't give a shit about even hints but are just having fun. It's all good as long as you're clear about which you're doing.

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>>77911857
that's the Karla we know and love! She's a major player in Ellisbolts, and there's a FUCKING GREAT fight with her in it.

>>77911873
that's a good point, it's the baseline that fan works are coming off of even if there are heavy tweaks, it's more important to some people than others

And that's okay!

>>77911915
>All the best ships are better off never being a thing, for various reasons.
that's a fair point too, especially when it comes to big two books where every relationship WILL end, probably in a really stupid way, and even if it happens it won't be the way you want

>>77911915
>you sunk my battleship
I still can't believe they actually made a Battleship movie that was about an alien invasion instead of opposing naval fleets.

They even managed to make the fucking pegs, but they still fucked it up. Idiots.

>>77911915
Yeah crack ships are best even if just because they won't be straight up ruined by shitty writers/mandates like canon ships usually are

Dick/Babs is worst ship for Dick and Babs for shitty writer reasons

HEY 2MOV0MGY5304H

YA GOT SOMETHING

>>77911959
Down Periscope was a better Battleship movie than Battleship

>>77911954
Ech. The Screaming Mimi outfit is.... unflattering, to say the least.

Ha, wow I was going to gift OP back for getting me One-Punch Man only to realize I already bought something off that list from the main Secret Santa thread. Weird coincidence

>>77911961
It's too predictable and matchy-matchy. I don't like that, I prefer my canon ships to be a little more off-beat. like namor/namora, to be parker-topical

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>>77911907
:D

I'll try to hit as many lists as I can, mwahaha

>>77911957
And there's a particular kind of misery involved in arguing about the specific contents of a book with someone very deeply invested in a heavily extrapolated reading. Not to mention, in comics, characters with so much canon behind them. Like Dick.

>>77912016
Haw. I just gave someone else some OPM today, because I hated the rest of their list.

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>>77912015
Yeah, Songbird was a huge aesthetic step up for her

WHERE'S MY PROMISED CITIZEN V, MARVEL

WHERE IS IT

>>77911620
I hear you. I had to lay off completely several years ago. After my third drink or so, money ceased to have any value.

>>77912080
>MY PROMISED CITIZEN V, MARVEL
NEVER GONNA HAPPEN OP

>>77912080
Maybe they thought 70 books was enough and they can only stretch 6 writers so far.

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>>77912090
I'LL SETTLE FOR DEATH'S HEAD II

IF SPURRIER IS WRITING, YES?

>>77912107
Hey, Tom King and Pak count, that's EIGHT.

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>>77912107
>they can only stretch 6 writers so far.
it's funny because it's true

EXM is so bad, so very very bad.

OH I finally read last week's Omega Men. Best book I'm reading right now. What happened to Scrapps, and Voorl?

Yoooo 15HX9WHYFUAW9

You're getting something in the mail next week.

>>77912107
>Maybe they thought 70 books was enough
That's only 70 #1s, how are they supposed to make anything off THAT?

>>77911679
The problem is, anyone who was new to comics would probably go "What the fuck is this decimal shit?"

>>77912080
On the other hand, perhaps Moonstone should've kept the Meteorite outfit. It's pretty nice, actually.

>>77912124
Don't encourage Marvel to give those guys more stuff pls

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>>77912137
>OH I finally read last week's Omega Men. Best book I'm reading right now. What happened to Scrapps, and Voorl?
Voorl is on the cover for #8 I think?

they also gave #7 a new cover since the originally solicited one was for a final issue

>>77912155
The "starting point" shit is dumb, I know enough math to know 4.1 comes after 4 and before 5, it's not a replacement for 1.

Fukken Mahvel marketing execs can't into math.

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>>77912137
dat ass

>>77912176
>The "starting point" shit is dumb, I know enough math to know 4.1 comes after 4 and before 5, it's not a replacement for 1.
They should have switched the numbers around

1.1, then 1.2, 1.3, etc. then instead of moving on to 2.1 for a new trade just relaunch with a #1 again!

>>77912137
>EXM is so bad, so very very bad.
Yeah, I haven't looked into Lemire's other stuff yet but it can't be worse than EXM, right?

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>>77912171
Yeah, and the Voorl cover is very cool and evocative. Not that all the posters aren't great, but it's especially intriguing.

>>77912169
Pak is big enough to be in control of the projects he gets, you can tell he does Chulk because he loves Amadeus and Hulk lore (also, expect tons of Korean food porn).

He doesn't have to do shovelware any more.

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>>77912208
They're all pretty striking but yeah I do like this one in particular

>>77912199
I don't know why they don't just make every issue a #1,and call it a day.

>>77912199
>1.1, then 1.2, 1.3, etc. then instead of moving on to 2.1 for a new trade just relaunch with a #1 again!
Don't you dare give Marvel any ideas.

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>>77912203
Someone pointed out that the EXM plot is literally step by step Messiah Complex, over again

>>77912211
That's what gives me a bit of hope for him taking TT, even though that book is cursed beyond imagination

>>77912211
>He doesn't have to do shovelware any more.
He's writing Teen Titans

>>77912203
Depends, what other stuff are you talking about exactly?

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>>77912211
Also man I haven't had Korean BBQ in over a decade, shiiiit

>>77912240
>even though that book is cursed beyond imagination

Cut all chaacters outside of Bunker and Beast Boy

>>77912254
His Marvel stuff.
Hes done and is doing Hawkeye and I think Old Man Logan?

>>77912269
I like the Durlan girl too

kill everyone else though

>>77912218
>Mervel's Greatest Hero Arrives On The Scene
>Coming Soon, One-One Man #1: One-One Won One Once

>>77911857
She's what they call a reliable traitor.

>>77912240
Absolutely. He has solid teen voices already, he knows what adventure and energy should read like. I wish he'd have the privilege of a hard reboot, but he can make bad canon work.

It's worth being cautiously optimistic over.

>>77912269
I want a Bunker and Beast Boy mini desu

And make them full gay

>>77912278
Hawkeye is pretty bland, his Green Arrow was much better. OML isn't out yet.

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>>77912214
On that poster 'VOORL' is in a very classic Deco font, the 'forbidden' is also pinging me but I can't quite place it--military?

>>77912269
Just make it about teens having fun shenanigans instead of misery porn. Also, Churchill is on art and he does, to quote, " the alien, elongated torsos he gives women. And cupcake liner-style crinkled miniskirts"

>>77912286
KILL EM ALL

>>77912313
No, make Bunker's boyfriend full angel

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>>77912321

>>77912148
You're the best /co/mrade!

I get paid tomorrow so someone's going to get the favor passed on

>>77912286
Speaking of Durlans, the Armorr isn't even the first Legion reference in Midnighter. I wish I actually liked LOSH, because Orlando as a Legion man is pretty cool. He would probably be more of a DnA than a Peyer.

>>77912263
Shut up Peter. We all know you're just here for a sales boost.

>>77912286
>Durlan girl
Yera?

>>77911860
Most slash fans are pretty aware of how impossible their ships are. I don't see how an article saying Captain America isn't gay would affect them.

>>77912313
they should make BB gay but not date Bunker, just be BFFs

>>77912321
>fun shenanigans instead of misery porn
I could say the same for so many books

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>>77912345
So remember, the Time-Traveling Thunderbolts are fighting Nazis with the Invaders, and have recostumed themselves to match

>>77912366
he got pretty solidly mocked on Twitter for that article

>>77912345
>Axe lights up with an arrow literally pointing right to her

I'm going to have my own personal storytime of pain this weekend, I downloaded a bunch of Youngblood comics today

>>77912363
She feels like both a Chameleon Girl ancestor and a bargain bin Miss Marvel.

>>77912286
>Durlan girl
Who now?

>>77912361
>Orlando likes Legion
Fucking hell, why are all the writers who like and maybe want to write Legion are the ones who can't write it well cough Lemire or aren't popular yet and never will be?

>>77912366
Right? I like Stucky because it's hot and makes sense, I am aware that they will never bone in canon

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>>77912387
yes, it's sexy 40's style Moonstone

>>77912421
>aren't popular yet and never will be?
Orlando will be popular, just you wait ;_;

>>77912404
Hey, if it's got Liefeld, I'll try and show.

>>77912345
>Troll is our salvation
Why am I not surprised by this?

>>77912321
>Just make it about teens having fun shenanigans instead of misery porn.
Comics aren't allowed to be happy. Also, it's about teens, right? Teens ANGST, because high school movies say so.

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>>77912461
d-dat Satana

That article just makes me wonder why the dude did the original article about not liking Stucky

>>77912414
>She feels like both a Chameleon Girl ancestor and a bargain bin Miss Marvel.
Hm. That sounds.... not good.

>>77912435
That shit eating grin.

>>77912447
Orlando is popular...in my heart...

vote for him and midnighter if you haven't already http://www.brokenfrontier.com/broken-frontier-awards-2015-nominations/

>>77912110
Whatever happened to Jolt, anyway?

>>77912482
Those are some chesticles

>>77912453
Oh I mean my personal storytime as in just me reading. I've never done a storytime on /co/

>>77912482
hnnnng Karla and Satana are both super hot in the retro style

>>77912526
Awww

>>77912498
because he's Brett White and therefore must have an opinion on everything related to Marvel and gays

>>77912482
that devil dress is really cute

>>77912526
You should, it's fun.

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>>77912482
christ on a fucking pogo stick, Titans: Villains for Hire is an opening one shot and then 24-38

t-that's...that's a lot of bad comics. well, we'll at least get a full dose of badness in

>>77912557
I still can't believe that Titans volume was shit for that long and was allowed to go on for that long

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>>77912516
>After being stranded on Counter-Earth with most of the Thunderbolts, she chose to stay behind to help the devastated planet as one of the Young Allies.

>>77912423
I am embarassed to admit that I just now figured out what "Stucky" means.

>>77912557
>christ on a fucking pogo stick, Titans: Villains for Hire is an opening one shot and then 24-38
>t-that's...that's a lot of bad comics. well, we'll at least get a full dose of badness in
Did you forget how long it is? It actually feels a lot longer than 15 issues, jesus

>>77912579
There was a poster for it in Chuck I think

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>>77912592
I 100% forgot how long it was, I'd blocked it out

>>77912579
Huh, it changed editors a few times, it seems, but when it started it was Sean Ryan and Brian Cunningham

>>77912536
I didn't mean to let you down Dave, I'll look into doing it on here. So I just need to turn all the .cbr files into .jpeg images right?

>>77912650
A CBR/CBZ is a zip. So, unzip it with winrar or whatevs, easymode.

>>77912650
>So I just need to turn all the .cbr files into .jpeg images right?
the easy way is to just rename the file from .cbr to .rar and extract the usual way

>>77912587
Putting two names together is a lot better than what the Yugioh fandom did. Most of them have nothing to do with the pairing itself.

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>>77912645
The little electro ACHTUNG! is making me laugh

This is the elder Baron Zemo, natch

>>77912582
First panel. Fixercopter. FIXERCOPTER.

>Rah.
Dammit, Troll, stop being so darn cute.

>>77912650
Nah, just extract the files using winrar or winzip or any of those programs.

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>>77912686
some shipping smushnames are a fucking riot

>>77912700
Dick gets some the best ship names.

Dicknighter, Dickstroke...

>>77912663
>>77912668
>>77912690
alright thanks

>>77912714
Dickstroke makes all manner of bad ship names worth the pain.

>>77912650
Turn the .cbr files into .zip or .rar files then convert to .jpg.

So, because that thread about the movie version the other day on here - started reading that Spanish CSA elseworlds fan-fiction novel..."Kryptonita"

>>77912700
Why does Johann have elf ears?

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>>77912700
T:VFH was then edited by Rex Ogle, which is not a name that rings any bells at all

DAMMIT PARKER

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>>77912686
>calling Human Torch "it"
He's more of a man than you'll ever be, Nazi.

>>77912744
oh? what is that about?

>>77912747
Ah the 40's

>>77912747
>third panel
Oh, Steve. Bless his heart.

>>77912772
It's about "what if Superman was raised in a gangbanger environment?"

Well...he and the Justice League become gangbangers themselves.

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>>77912747

>>77912587
Sounds like the name of Silly Putty or Gak knockoff. Something kids would get on the ceiling.

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>>77912822
Troll is so cute

>>77912824
It was the name of a Law and Order SVU villain too

>>77912747
Well-intentioned rude Steve is best Steve.

>>77912745
He's slowly turning into a nosferatu.

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>>77912747
>Cap will never unironically call you a negro

>>77912747
Negro was PC back then.

>>77912822
Satana knows what she likes

>>77912110
Is that fucking Jason X there behind Speedball?

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>>77912914
I think that's Nuke-as-Scourge from Digglebolts

>>77912912
Pre-Sue Speedo Namor is GOAT.

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>>77912847
>tfw Troll will never be your little sister

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>>77912944
oh, Scarlet Witch preview is up

>>77912956
Just as well, she'd probably eat my pets.

>>77912080
They probably realized that having a Nazi protagonist during all the shit Germany is going through right now wasn't such a hot idea.

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>>77912965
http://community.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?63667-Terraforming-How-to-fix-Earth-2

NUKE IT TO THE GROUND then nuke the ashes

>>77913006
IT"S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

>>77912965

hyped for this

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>>77913006
http://community.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?63517-Omega-Men-6

ITT: butthurt Kylefags

>>77912965
It's unremarkable, but I don't think it was written to have a good preview whammy. I'm not discouraged. and fukken omni 3 is preordered, come back to dc pls

>>77913006
>>77913057
>visiting the CBR forums
Why?

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>>77913059
he seems really happy at Marvel right now but I'd just like to see, like, less acrimony

>>77913078
for the lulz

>>77913078
It makes you feel better about /co/?

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>>77913091

>>77913057
man, no kidding

I don't understand how people think his characterization is bad in Omega Men

the comments about him in this thread are a hoot though http://community.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?63280-If-you-could-get-rid-of-one-Earth-Lantern

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>>77913104
FFFFFFFFFFF-

>>77913057
So what's definitely going to happen is that Zemo the Elder is going to write about the Thunderbolts in his notes, which Zemo the Younger will read about and get the inspiration to create a team based on them.

Come on, like you weren't all thinking it.

>>77913091
Well, I'm happy if he's happy, and SW seems to be properly inspired to turn out well. It's just that it'd be the first one of his Marvel books I liked.

>>77913110
>Baz not even listed

WOO HOO

>>77913006
Earth 2 is FAR beyond salvaging. I'm honestly surprised they haven't already canned it,and quietly swept it under the rug.

>>77913132
I think that OP knows that everyone would just vote for Baz if he were on there lol

>>77913132
He's so unremarkable people can't even be bothered to hate him.

>>77913133
Good odds Abnett is just there to put it to bed

>>77913165
True, but he's unremarkable in an inoffensive way.

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>>77913110
They are really, really unappreciating how much the reboot fucked Kyle's backstory and status, and NG wasn't much help on that front either

>>77913133
He hasn't said much but it sure looks like Wilson got booted before his keikaku plot finished, doesn't it?

>>77913115
Aww they have little swastikas on their foreheads

> Herr Zemo we have completed the first batch
> Very good, did you stamp their foreheads like I requested?

>>77913133
It sells good.

>>77913133
Somebody in here was speculating that Abnett is probably going to take it to issue 12 so it can quietly die

>>77913152
I'd get rid of Kyle a hundred times before I even considered getting rid of Baz

Baz is cute and it's not his fault there's already half a dozen other human lanterns

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>>77913183

>>77913132
Baz is my boy, at least, I can't hate him. He's not popular enough to have bad runs, so he's just an awkward qt 3.14 with horrible luck and a squirrel as his only friend.

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>>77913208

>>77913187
>damaged

>>77911620
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
DUNUHHHN
DUNUHN DUNUHN
DUDUDUDUDUDUDUN

>>77913133
Seriously they should just give another earth a try instead like earth 3

>>77913190
Not really "good", just better than half of the other DCYou stuff.

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>>77913219
needs moar Ch'p

>>77913231
Ahoy!

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>>77913231
>Most X-23 books were pretty rough...leaned too hard on the emo button, usually. It is a nice change to see her w/ personality!

LOL

>>77913200
Baz should be a dedicated space Lantern, aliens aren't going to noun-verb-9/11 him.

>>77912582
The Heroes Reborn Counter Earth that recently showed up in Fantastic Four, not the High Evolutionary's Counter Earth that last showed up in Uncanny Avengers.

>>77913183
>They are really, really unappreciating how much the reboot fucked Kyle's backstory and status, and NG wasn't much help on that front either
I think a lot of them actually liked all the special snowflake bullshit from NG, partly because it set him apart from the other GLs by making him definitively better than them even though it was doing what little character he had intact a huge disservice

also apparently some people thought that the recap of his origin in OM #4 wasn't a recap because it was different than the shitty NG retcon, and that the dead woman was Carol instead of Alex

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>>77913286
Counter Earths all confuse me, I admit

>>77912745
I think it was a mask at the time.

>>77913258
I'm not a fan of anything happening to Laura right now, but looking at Bubette, she's kind reads like a mandated Disneyfication of X-23 to be more marketable than "moody clone ex-prostitute."

>>77913282
they really need to figure out what to do with him

he was earth's only GL for a while which meant he never showed up in any GL books beyond a cameo or two because those were all set in space and I guess none of the books set on earth needed a GL cameo or anything during that time and now he's in Lost Army doing nothing like every other GL

>>77913258
Wait, has the Daily Bugle actually existed since the 40s, or is Parker just taking the piss?

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>>77913296
whaaaaat

Also, Kyle has always been at his worst when he's special-snowflaked overpowered, like being Ion and all

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>>77913347
SNOWBALL BOOMER!

>>77913334
He's being delightful

>>77913347
>Also, Kyle has always been at his worst when he's special-snowflaked overpowered, like being Ion and all
I liked him alright in GLC but man did NG make me hate his guts

>>77913332
I think what he needs are some cape friends. If he didn't get flushed into Space Toilet Monthly, he could be building character as someone else's supporting cast or something.

He's got hooks, he's got unique life experiences, he's not soft but he isn't mean. Somebody could use a friend like that, no?

>>77913347
>first thing to happen in SCW is that Kyle is captured and de-Ion'ed
Huh. Another reason Sinestro Corps War is so good.

>>77913392
I want him to hang out with Hal and/or Sinestro more, they are his ring dads

>>77913374
STRAYA, CUNT!

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>>77913392
>building character as someone else's supporting cast or something.
Exactly. THere is nothing wrong and much good with putting an under/mis-used character into another book. An unexpected one could help that character break out of a rut.

>>77913412
What can Hal do for him as a character, though? I mean, Hal and him can be Fuckup Buddies, but I think Sinestro would get bored of Baz, since Baz isn't as hotheaded as Hal.

I want some weird picks... Like, I dunno, platonically backing up Canary. Give us a new Green/Green bromance.

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>>77913461
now-classic teamups were often originally kind of random!

>>77912994
>all the shit Germany is going through right now
?

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>>77913497
OH GOODNESS SATANA

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>>77913517

>>77913461
>What can Hal do for him as a character, though
yeah, i dunno, good point

too bad he didn't get to do more with the JLA, he was only in that for like five pages

he should guest star in Catwoman or something with a non-Tieri writer

>platonically backing up Canary
n-no, I want her to meet Hal again first ;_;

>>77913517
Sexual healing?:D

>>77913517
GET SOME

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>>77913532

>>77913541
ancient satanic skinship sorcery.
May involve eating ass. 'the devil's kiss' as it was known.

>>77913517
OH BABY

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>>77913577

>>77913532
was it ever explained just WHAT Troll skinned to make her costume? A dire muppet?

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>>77913598
The fun thing about (gasp) having a variety of women on a team is that you can have your sexy and proud of it that way without it being horribly obnoxious

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>>77913619
nope

I wanna see someone cosplay it

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>>77913639
oh Steve you too good for this world

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>>77913649
She can't resist trolling, can she

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>>77913662

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>>77913671
we know who had a good time

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>>77913688

>>77913622
Parker, believe it or not, has a habit of recognizing and utilizing Namor's sex appeal. As opposed to the nerds putting him in shit costumes that make him look like some middle-aged disco geek.

>>77913619
Whatever it was, she probably ate the meat and used the bones to make a jungle gym.

>>77913649
He's so innocent. You'd think he'd recognize anti-heroes after working with Namor all this time.

>>77913671
>Give your son this shitty name and I'll let you go
what a strange day that was for Baron Zemo

>>77913006
Nature IS fascinating.

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>>77913706
Thanks for reading, owls--I'm gonna crash out before this headache gets worse. Rest assured, the time-traveling plot keeps going, I'm not cliffhangering you.

I am, however, going to hurt you all tomorrow. It's time for TITANS: VILLAINS FOR HIRE!

>>77913639

>>77913716
Pretty sure Namor doesn't enjoy killing inferior foes, he only likes worthy adversaries, and Cap is nice enought to mistake disapointment with sympathy

>>77913622
Speaking of obnoxious sexuality, someone's been running Austen X-Men, and it's a little funny to see how people are suddenly much more generous to it after Bendis X-Men.

>>77913753
Thanks OP!

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>>77913710
You mean like how Alex Maleev drew him in that Bendis comic?

>>77913753
>TITANS: VILLAINS FOR HIRE!
AWWW YEAH

>>77913662
>>77913671
>bullying daddy Zemo into fulfilling the future
Oh, Karla. Never change.

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>>77913639
fug

>>77913753
Danke

>>77913753
Thanks OP!

>I am, however, going to hurt you all tomorrow. It's time for TITANS: VILLAINS FOR HIRE!
awww yeah

>>77913778
YES

>>77913772
I didn't know Phil Collins met Norman.

>>77913753
Thanks OP!

>>77913716
Namor had scruples back then.

>>77913769
Hah! That's pretty fucking funny, even with the battered spouse mentality of the X-Fans (not mocking them or domestic abuse, it's just the best metaphor)

>>77913772
that's nightmare fuel

>>77913753
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.

>I am, however, going to hurt you all tomorrow. It's time for TITANS: VILLAINS FOR HIRE!
Bring it on. I simply must know what the hell this is all about.

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>>77913791
bitte schön

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>>77913846
it chronologically comes after RISE OF ARSENAL, and we'll run that another weekend for everyone's fun because it always pulls in a n00b or two, but let's just say RoA sets the tone for the run

>>77913870
schwarz walder kirsch torte

>>77913753
So do we get more Parkerbolts before or after Titans?
I want to see what Man-Thing evolved into!

>>77913671
Good work Moonstone.
Now go back in time and also be responsible for Dick Rider.

>>77913991
>tfw karla is responsible for all bad marvel names

>>77914266
>Karla is responsible for Sandman and Norman being cousins

>>77914370
>Karla is responsible for John Byrne

>>77914479
Truly, a supervillanous act.

>>77913958
we'll come back to Parkerbolts and finish it up, I promise

I've been loving my first taste of Parkerbolts, and this time-travel has blown me away.

>>77914479
>Karla is responsible for Cletus and Eddy being in the same cell.

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>>77915863
>Karla is responsible for this Hawkeye outfit

>>77912582
>Gunna giving thumbs-up
M-Muh heart!

Sorry I didn't make it for the last few storytimes OP. Ended up reading Ajin and OPM.

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>>77917219
>Karla is responsible for Tony's mullet-perm

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>>77918287
This must be what it's like to have a daugteru.

>>77912847
>Give a toss
Mmm I love it when swears get past

>>77920536
son of bump

>>77925069

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