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Is he short or does he just have bad posture?

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Is he short or does he just have bad posture?
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>>77911083
He's short, his official height is like 5'3" or something.
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>>77911154
That's nuts. No way he's that short.
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>>77911386
Most artists try to hide it but yes, his official height is 5'3''
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>>77911386
Canonically he's supposed to be that short, it's just that artists don't really tend to draw him that short. It also doesn't help that Hugh Jackman is like 6'2".
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>>77911083

I've always seen it as a combination of both being a manlet and having a hunchy posture, esp in a fight with someone

they should just change his official height to 5'8ish and be done with it.
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>>77912342
Yeah, definitely taller than 5'3"
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>>77911386
http://marvel.com/universe/Wolverine_%28James_Howlett%29

>Physical Attributes
>Height
>5'3"
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>>77911154
Lol the biggest pussy-magnet in the Marvel universe is 5'3"? Marvel must be owned by manlets.
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>>77912695
I'M A MANLET
YOU'RE A MANLET
HE'S A MANLET
WE'RE ALL MANLETS
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE A MANLET TOO
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>>77911386
Wolverines are relatively small creatures that fight bears, it's intentional.
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>>77912739
Yet another victim. This is why we use trigger warnings, people.
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Sound the manlet alert
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>>77912342
>>77912388
How about some art from back when editors did their jobs
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>>77912294
He's supposed to be short. His theme is that he is a Wolverine, and they are small, nasty animals that fight much larger ones. Him being small was an intentional part of the design process.
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Can he even have bad posture if he's constantly healing it?
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>>77911083
Both
>>77911154
>>77911533
oh.. nevermind. what? that can't be right. almost nobody draws him that short.
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>>77913245
posture's not an injury, it's a result of healing wrong. i've got a fucked up ribcage from sleeping on my side, my shoulders point fucking forward like an animal
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>>77912342
This image is bullshit. Wolverine is shorter than Kitty.
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>>77913895
That's interesting. Can wolverine heal wrong? Just because he has cells the regenerate doesn't necessarily mean he can heal a bone incorrectly.
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>>77912739
ARE THERE ANY OTHER MANLETS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
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>>77912695
I'm even shorter than Wolverine and I've had 3 girlfriends in the past decade.

Height has nothing to do with it. It's all about charisma and charm.
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>>77911083
Wolverine is a small but ferocious animal.
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>>77914064
Astonishing was Josh Whedon pretending Kitty was still 13 years old. Of course he would order her to be drawn really short.
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>>77914189

>I've had three girlfriends that all left me because they couldn't stand being with a manlet.

Sorry anon
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>>77914856
The sniktbubbery is out of control.
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In real life, Wolverine would not look like Hugh Jackman. He'd look more like Ron Jeremy.
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>>77911083
His skeleton is really heavy so he tends to hunch over
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>>77915341
He'd probably look like young Ron Jeremy, just without the mustache.
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>>77915425
Pretty good look alike needs more side burns and muscles
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>>77911386
Yes, he is. He was shorter by a few inches then his tiny Japanese wife.
That's why he's a Wolverine; tiny, hairy as hell, and extremely fierce for his size.

But artists can't draw consistent height and weight anymore for shit. Batman looks about 40lbs heavier then his official listed weight.
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>>77913876
See >>77913072.
Basically, artists are shit now and editors don't do their goddamn jobs, which is why every woman and every man has near-exact physical proportions in every comic.

Example; Batman was always very tall (6'1") but he was also very lean (210lbs) and is actually a few inches shorter then Superman (who is 6'5").
I have a friend who's about 3lbs away from Batman's official weight and height, and though he has very broad shoulders his overall body is fairly lean for his size.

Then you get Jim Lee who draws every male literally exactly the same.
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>>77915545
I'm 6'1" and 200 and in shape. If I looked like Batman looks in the comics right now I'd weigh at least 235. Nigga is swole. So yeah, I don't get how artists don't get called out for drawing the same thing over and over.
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>>77915653
Because they're not told not to and in many cases don't know any better.
Seriously, editors at Marvel and DC have literally completely stopped doing their jobs in favor of pretending they are some kind of "OverWriter" who scripts massive shitty events every year to desperately temporarily boost flagging sales.

Before that an editor's job was to correct spelling errors, fix continuity issues and ensure writers paid attention to them, and correct artists.
This is why now you get shit like AvX's atrocious art problems passing the grade and being shipped out.
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I like him like this
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>>77911386
Holy shit, I beat wolverine by 3-4 inches!
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>>77914145
5'7 here.
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>>77916939
Damn you!
5'6'' here.
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>>77911386
why?
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>>77918411
Cause he's depicted as taller in a lot of media.
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>>77918651
Girls like tall guys so they have to change it to accommodate their pussy juices
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Yes, he is very short, charismaticaly ugly and broad as a trucks radiator grill, with very mean attitude.
Hugh Jackman is not canon wolverine.
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>>77911533
Did the take away couple of inches from Rogue? She's supposed to be like 5'8.
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>>77912695
>Lol the biggest pussy-magnet in the Marvel universe is 5'3"? Marvel must be owned by manlets.
Wolverine originally was kind of a joke. He was a guy with a bad attitude who kept picking fights he could never win and getting blown the fuck out on pretty much every occasion.
Eventually, he started actually getting stuff done and he started to get more focus as the bad-ass former undercover murder machine. Then people started liking him and ever since he has been on a journey to become increasingly flawless to wank his fans.
"Yeah, I killed more people than the attack on Hiroshima, but none of them mattered. Hey Steve, when's the next Avengers mission?"
So eventually his popularity and forced importance made people think it'd be inappropriate to weigh him down with making him ridiculously small too.
Huge Actman didn't help, getting him perfectly down personality wise, but also being like twice his actual size.

Ultimately the original character was supposed to be a tiny guy who kept picking fights with everything and never stopped coming at his opponent until he got knocked out completely himself.
You know - like a wolverine.
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>>77927740
>Frank will never make fun of your height
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>>77924630
Wasn't there one suggested origin story where Wolverine was suppose to be an actual mutant wolverine? Kind of surprised Marvel never did a What if? issue centered around that.
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>>77922441
When Rogue absorbed Logan's powers, she also absorbed his shortness.
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>>77916889
>tfw wolverine is taller than you...
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>>77927928
That's because you're a girl.
Right?
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>>77927966
The fates are rarely that kind to us anon.
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>>77912695
I'm a very hairy fit 5'3 dude and I get a lot of pussy.

But I'm asian and I live Brazil, so it's not difficult at all to get some weeaboo pussy here.
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>>77928103
>hairy Asian

I didn't know they made those.
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>>77914111
Since his bones are adamantium this isn't really a problem he has often, but I imagine his healing factor doesn't perfectly set the bones so before the adamantium was fused to his skeleton he probably had to rebreak bones pretty frequently because they healed wrong.
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>>77928229
Ainu and luchuan peoples have Y-haplogroup D-M55 y-dna and are also sundadont mongolians (mainland japanese are sinodont).
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>>77928344
Yea that mustve been painful. Logan must have developed a higher threshold for pain over time.
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>>77928432
so not asian then
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>>77928735
Actually, I'm more japanese than the majority of Japan. Both ainu and luchuans descend from the original native japanese peoples from Jomon period.
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>>77912342
>armored Colossus is supposed to be 7'5"
He should be out of the frame here. They really didn't care with this picture.
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>>77915545
>6'1
>very tall
Anon, I don't know how to break this to you, but that's like average. Tall is like 6'3.
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Jesus. Logan looks like a midget.
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>>77930312

6'3? Tall? That's a fucking manlet

Tall is over seven feet
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How much height difference there are between Wolverine and Rocket
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>>77914189
and being white
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Who is canonically the shortest superhero who isn't just micro-sized or an anthropomorphic animal (not just restricted to Marvel)?
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Wolverine : 1,61 m
Rocket 1.2 m
Around 41 cm
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>>77932224
...probably wolverine.
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>>77932162
None
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>>77915545
>Example; Batman was always very tall (6'1") but he was also very lean (210lbs) and is actually a few inches shorter then Superman (who is 6'5").

Batman is 6'2" and Superman is 6'3".
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>>77932848
Is Wonder woman taller than supes?
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>>77933159
I'm seeing 6'0" for Wonder Woman, so Batman and Superman are taller than her. She's still pretty damn tall, though.
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>>77933300
I swear she was the tallest in the justice league cartoon
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