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There's something oddly, and strangely sexual about the

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There's something oddly, and strangely sexual about the whole fusion process in this show. Sersiously, throughout the show, there's been very..very subtle sexual inneuendo about fusing, and the whole seductive dance process lends to this. I'm a tad surprised they let it fly. I aint complain, but just wondering if anyone else has picked up on the hints? Even when Connie and Steven fused for the first time...it really gives off a vibe of sex and eroticism
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No shit
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Do people just make these thread only to shitpost?
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>>77890560
>not even posting a gif/webm
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>>77890560
>very..very subtle

About as subtle as a kick to the dick.
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Not this discussion AGAIN.

There is a certain element of emotion (sometimes) involved, but it is not reproductive and therefore I personallt don't think it should be viewed as sexual in the same way human intercourse.
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>>77890560
>Hints
Nigga you stupid.
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Imagine if all dance was just a metaphor for having sex!!!
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>>77890560
the problem is it's been so inconsistent
also wtf is with people associating sex and dance? is that just a homo thing? yknow because their parts dont really go together, so they have to just kinda entwine limbs and fake it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ye2gcgNY2w
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>>77890786
Buttfucking is not reproductive but that's an overt sex act.
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>>77890560
Fusion requires dancing. Dancing is sexual.
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>>77890560

Literally everybody picked up on the hints, that's the purposeful metaphor.

But since the dances are just a stand in for sex and not actual sex, I don't see the problem.

And yes, fusion is about more than sex, but come on, that's at least part of the intentional connotation, yes.
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Fusion is analogous to human relationships. Sometimes it's a sexual relationship (Garnet) and sometimes it's not (Opal).

But it's better when it is. This show is gay as hell and I love it.
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>>77890935
Throughout human history, dancing has been fundamentally linked to either two concepts: mating or being high.
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>>77890786
Putting a dick in an ass is not reproductive doesn't mean it isn't secual.
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>>77890560
Ok. Honestly, as someone who powered through the show recently, here's what fusion means:

>It is a combination of identities as a single entity
>Some fusions are more/less powerful than the others
>Some fusions are more/less stable than the others
>Stability relies on the "partners" of a fusion to balance each other's personality types
>If those personalities aren't stable, the "strongest" personality takes control ("strongest" is relative to need - lapis lazuli could overtake Jasper because her emotion to no longer be prisoner was stronger than her opponent's)

Honestly, the only, ONLY thing that comes across as sexual to me is the act of becoming fused.

Alternatively, the only other sexual thing I've witnessed so far in SU (in-terms of being pro-lesbians) was when Ruby and Sapphire were split. It was pretty clear Ruby was masculine (despite being referred to as female) while Sapphire was feminine. They balanced each other out and created a far more better SINGLE individual.

It isn't about procreation with gems it is augmentation. Sometimes augmentation is more reliant on emotion more than power.
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>>77891012
But buttfucking is not an actual process the human body was designed for, only a manmade method of deriving pleasure.

Fusion is obviously an objective part of gem biology, and it serves the purpose of making weak gems stronger. It often perpetuates a certain social element of mutual trust between the fusing gems, but it fills an assigned purpose that is practical as opposed to purely pleasure-based.
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>>77890560

>SU

>>>/trash/
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>>77890681
What else is the show good for?
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>>77891280
They were talking about what's sexual, not what's man-made or natural. Your comment is irrelevant.
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>>77890560
Meanwhile tumblr tries to stress that there's nothing sexual about fusion and that drawing SU lewds is horrible and morally wrong.
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>>77890751
Why is their dance so sexual when Pearl and Garnet have the worst chemistry?
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>>77891495
Because Pearl's gay as hell.
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It's not that sexual, grow the fuck up tumblr.
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>>77891400
The way I see it, sexuality in the context of intercourse is relevant to reproduction. The emotional connections of certain fusions are undeniable, but they are intimate as opposed to sexual.

And if you are looking at it a different way, then it must be really weird how an action primarily utilized for martial strength and self-defense is inherently intimate. Social and/or military life as a gem would be awkward as hell.

>>77891433
The fuck are you talking about? Tumblr is obsessed with spamming "OMG RUBY X SAPPHIRE #LOVEWINS ^_^" every chance it gets.
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>>77890805
>dat "please be gentle" look on her face right before it ends

What the? I gotta start watching this show.
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>>77891550
Yeah, Pearl is gayer than Garnet and Garnet is literally two gems in the equivalent of a gem gay marriage constantly hugging each other.
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I wanna cum inside garnet, and force peal to watch
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>>77891683
>Tumblr is obsessed with spamming "OMG RUBY X SAPPHIRE #LOVEWINS ^_^"

That's shipping, not porn.
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>>77891280
What about that monkey that jerks off with a frog?
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>>77890917
Father/daughter dances just got a whole lot weirder.
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>>77891683
>>77891992
>One of my favorite SU fics does the Ruby/Sapphire Angst Bomb-but-love-wins-at-the-end every few chapters

Goddamnit, I thought I was the only one.
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>>77891683
>>77891433
If you guys want I'll go find a Neo Nazi blog on tumblr and we can talk about how Tumblr thinks Jews should go into the oven.
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>>77890805
>>77890751
Improper Dancing... in the middle of the street!
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>>77890766
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>>77891329
>MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!!11111

This isn't a general, no need to call the mods
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>>77892345
>this isn't a general
A turd by any other name would smell as shitty.

>>>/trash/
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>>77890891
Wow Pearl really wanted Rose back then. Greg got keked that time.
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>>77890560
ITT: people who are so sexually repressed that they think cooperative dance is necessarily erotic.

> Even when children do it I get a vibe of sex and eroticism
You need therapy.
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>>77891072
Clearly Garnet and Pearl has a FWB situation between them right?
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>Make fusion, a representation of the relationship between two parts

Tumblr:
>It's sex, how brave and progressive!

4chan:
>It's sex, how horrible and degenerate!

BRAVO GLUCOSE
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>>77890560
Both their dances (in Alone Together and Cry For Help) gave me boners desu
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>>77891150
>lapis lazuli could overtake Jasper because she wanted not to be a prisoner anymore
I disagree: Lapis feels she deserves to be a prisoner, but she's accepting it now, and putting her incarceration to good use by imprisoning someone with her. What keeps the fusion stable is Japser's shame at resorting to fusion, and Lapis Lazuli's shame from internalizing her long imprisonment. Malachite's self-loathing is more powerful than her monstrous strength, and it keeps the fusion stable even though (or because of) Malachite is miserable and hates herself.

> implying victim-blaming
A little. Jasper made a disastrous choice: she was so ashamed of being beaten-up by two midgets that she trusted her body entirely to a known criminal. That gem needs help.
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>>77890560
>those massive hips

I don't even watch this show, but I need more of that right now, holy shit
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>>77890751
>>77890805
>>77890891
Wow, I gotta watch this fucking show.

>That mic drop
Holy shit, get rekt m8.
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>>77892492
>I don't like the show so it's shit, i must go on every thread about that show and say it's shit
>i'll link the board again XDddD

You gotta be older than 18 to enter here yo
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Then explain Fusion Cuisine.
>Connie's parents don't know my mom is dead!
>Quick, all of you have a foursome in front of them! That's what normal families do!
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>>77890751
this is like the least sexual thing in this thread even. calm yo tits
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>>77893532
>Just pick one Gem (probably Garnet) and have her play mom you dipshit

Man I hated that episode.
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>>77893652
This, i believe in Steven a lot but he went full autismo back then.
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>>77890560
Steven and Connie's fusion dance was pure.
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>>77893701
No it wasn't.
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>>77890560
How does it feel knowing based Samurai Jack is getting SU cancelled.
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>>77890560
no shit
pearl even blush in that Stevonnie episode.
Is fucking gay agenda in the case of gems so far.
The only normal case is Steven + Connie
>buh muh space rocks
only /sug/ defend that agenda like this , do not reply to them
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>>77890560
>subtle
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>>77892777
Hell yeah he was!
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>>77893827
Sugar even said that fusing is the equivalent of sex and that Steven and Connie are no longer virgins.
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>>77891072
How can gems be gay? There's only one "gender" of them but that's because they speak English (an Earth language) and appear female to Earthlings. The point Steven Universe is trying to make not specifically about gay people but that love is love. This applies to any two beings in love (including Rose and Greg and Connie and Steven).
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>>77890891
Man, this is real gay
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>>77893885
kek

if this was actually true Tumblr would be all over her ass calling her a pedophile or something
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>>77893680

Steven has some kind of sick fetish for fusion. Every time there is an opportunity for fusion, he really tries to push it. This all could have been prevented if Amethyst didn't say anything about Opal.
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>>77893885
[citation needed]
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>>77893701
About as pure as two teens' first time. By which I mean it was still pure as the newly fallen snow, ya prude.
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>>77893941
Actually, it's pretty obvious that gay love is the "right" love in SU.
Look at Fryman X Greg, Ronaldo X Lars and Steven X Peedee vs. Greg X Rose, Lars X Sadie, and Connie X Steven.
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>>77893966
He just likes seeing cool shit, and Opal is cool as shit. He also loves romance.
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>>77893979
So now that Connie isn't a virgin anymore, will her parents be pissed?
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Pearl even said to Stevonnie that it was "inappropriate" that they fused.
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>>77890560
Bout as subtle as a brick to head. I actually was really uncomfortable during that Stevonnie episode.
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>>77893941
Yes, they are not "technically" gay, but you can't convince me that these characters are anything but dangerously lesbian space rocks.
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>>77893947
But tumblr defends pedophiles.
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>>77893941
you need more than one gender to be anything but gay. homosexual just means same-sexual
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>>77890805
>Garnet-sempai, yamete!
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>>77893966
Are you telling me you wouldn't get hyped as fuck if two women told you they could fuse together into a superlesbian.
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>>77893997
You have to really be out of touch to find this sort of shitposting fun/funny.
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>>77894024
>>77894025
Did you know that the Stevonnie was originally so inappropriate that it almost ended up on adult swim with a TV-MA rating? What we ended up seeing was the cut version.
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>>77894037
tumblr is the place calling for people who draw porn of underaged cartoons to be thrown in the gulags
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>>77894075
Only if it's a man. It's alright if women do it.
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>>77893941
>>77893827
do NOT reply to /sug/ apologuist faggots
>th..ey..y are rocks!
not even they believe that shit
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>>77894037
Seriously? cause i've seen them accusing John Green for pedophi- oh wait, he's male.
Apparently only males can be pedophiles.
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>>77893701
>>77893979
so how long do you guys think it'll be till Steven and Connie have their first kiss?
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>>77893941
>>77893942
SU is the most anti-straight show ever.
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>>77891393
What else is any show good for?
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>>77894107
Remember that snow episode when Steven and his dad crash a night in Connie's house?
They had sex because Connie was cock hungry.
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>>77894107
Never. Steven will come out of the closet and will date a boy. Just like in Captain Underpants.
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>>77892810
confirmed for not watching the show. Rebecca wants it to be this way because it helps stress how fusion is a "peak experience".
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>>77894136
I knew Greg fucked Connie.
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>>77893827
>>77894097

yo nice samefagging.
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>>77892130
It's not a small, niche thing, anon. There's been an ongoing all out war for at least months about how porn of children's shows literally rapes real children. This is all over the fucking place, mostly about Steven Universe and Gravity Falls, but now Undertale is getting in on the actions. The creators of SU and GF even got dragged into it.

Any lewds of characters on a show that children might watch makes you a rapist pedophile but so does shipping "bad" ships.
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>>77894097
They actually think there are straight people in this show. How hilarious is that?
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>>77894154
She's been wanting to show sex on a kid's show since AT.
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>>77892810
>cooperative dance
>not erotic
it is literally a courtship ritual, often bordering on foreplay
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>>77894203
To be fair, Tumblr's right on this one.
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>>77894232
You think they'll show Steven fusing with a baby, Serbian Film style?
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>>77894094
For tumblr moralfags, that's really not true, although of course it's worse when men do it and men are inherently evil. But the current wave of crusaders started with attacking the Billdip fandom which I'm pretty sure is exclusively girls.
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>>77894166
Uh, Connie's definitely still alive, anon.
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>>77894291
BillDip supports abuse. Everyone knows Dipper's going to end up with his sister.
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>>77894298
She probably has a massive vagina then.
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>>77894074
uhhh... I think I need to see some evidence of that. Unless I am being rused.

Though that scene at the rave was very... off-putting, considering that Stevonnie was literally two ten-year-olds.
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>>77894259
Right that people who draw or look at leads of cartoon characters are pedophiles? Even if those characters are adults?

Granted 4chan is 90% pedophiles but I feel like that makes a whole lot of people pedophiles for wanking to pictures of Jessica Rabbit or something.
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>>77894074
[citation needed]
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>>77893300
>Lapis feels she deserves to be a prisoner
I disagree with how you disagreed and also disagree with the anon you disagreed with
It's a lot more complicated than her feeling like she doesn't deserve to be free or having Stockholm Syndrome or being stupid by not realizing she could've just killed Jasper on the spot since she was standing next to the Ocean
She feels like she has nowhere else to go, she doesn't trust in the CG, last time she returned to Homeworld things didn't end up well for her and she most likely doesn't feel like wandering around in a planet she doesn't believe in, she feels trapped, so she decided she might as well imprison herself under her own terms by imprisoning Jasper with her, instead of being imprisoned by someone else again
She literally even said so, "I'm done being everyone's prisoner, now you're my prisoner and I'm never letting you go"
It also helped that she had already had enough of Jasper's bullshit, it wasn't only about how she had mistreated her but about the fact that she was also being a cunt to Steven, the only person that ever showed any concern for her and who she considers is the only person she can trust, and after seeing how scared Steven was she just snapped
It is not only about her wanting to protect Steven or wanting to keep Jasper at bay, like I said she could've just created a water hand and bitch slap her to death, it's also about a twisted way to get revenge on her for all the shit she had done to Steven and her, sacrificing her own freedom just to deny Jasper her's, she wanted Jasper to feel as hopeless and lonely and desperate and powerless and trapped as she had been feeling ever since she got trapped in the mirror and even after breaking out
>Tl; dr:
Don't mess with Lapis, she'll fuck your shit
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>>77894107
The next big dance at Connie's school Steven has been dreaming about it.
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>>77894207
I remember when they say SU fusion dance was the same as dragon ball ones , and DB fusion dance was homo.
They really compare SU fusions with Dragon ball ones.
They are really hilarious.
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>>77894312
According to tumblr shipping Pinecest makes you a rapist pedophile too, so no luck there. I can't remember if there's anything that doesn't make you a rapist pedophile right now.
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>>77894350
Yeah, in the TV-MA version, Stevonnie was straight up raped.
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>>77894413
Maybe we should support Dipper X Gideon.
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>>77894416
Oookay I am being rused then...
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>>77894207
>>77894400

The hatred for this show must be a really good meme in this place
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>>77894400
I kid you not; some of these motherfuckers think Steven is a boy.
These retards are too autistic for their own good.
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>>77894369
It's right on the tumblr.
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>>77894228
I liked her style. Only under her wing did Finn ever have a chance to get laid.
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>>77894470
Rematch the episode anon and tell me there wasn't a rape feel going on.
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>>77894380
>The next big dance at Peedee's school Steven has been dreaming about it.
FTFY
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>>77894357
You sound triggered anon.
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>>77894523
Not really. She would have made Finn gay and set him up with Tiffany.
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Fuck lapis and jasper.

Malachite is the real victim but yet everyone is looking at her like she's the big bad. Her entire existence is to live as a prison. Who will save her?
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>>77894527

Oh I know. That's part of why I was uncomfortable. I have a hard time believing they went much farther than that though.
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>>77892777
>Greg got keked

Pearl's been thirsty for Rose for millenia.

Greg's the new guy. Also, he won.
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>>77894473
i don't even hate the show. I think S1 is great
but i "hate" S2 because is bland/awful.
Heck this is one of my favorite songs in a cartoon ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6LpT3iCJk4
But /sug/ is really autistic defending the show.
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>>77894607
The ruse was pretty obvious but that anon kinda has a point there, that Kevin guy was rapey as fuck
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>>77894631
To be fair, Season 1 was just as bad. And the people who make SU are just as autistic.
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>>77894607
You obviously didn't hear Ian when he said that what goes down behind the scenes is worse than any fan art.
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>>77894613
But in the end, Rose loved Pearl. Sugar even drew art of them making out.
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>>77894602
o really? she likes her lezbos but her male protags are straight as an arrow.
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>>77894668
Give Kevin some credit here; what SU male hasn't acted rapey as fuck?
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>>77894669
Yep, that "Steven Universe hate" meme is definitely still going.
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>>77894613
That scene was still hilarious though. Pearl has sass.
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>>77894736
Lars

I mean, Sadie raped him which is different.
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>>77894724
>Steven
>straight
>in any way or form
And Finn was pretty gay when Sugar wrote him.
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>>77890891
>that eye contact with Greg before fusing with his girl
Fucking Pearl, man. Bitch deserves everything she gets.
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>>77894765
In Sadie's defense, Lars was pretty rapey in Joking Victim so she was pretty justified in what she did.
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>>77893979
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>>77894769
Steven's effeminate af but he's not gay, merely sensitive. If you weren't so insecure you'd know the difference.
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>>77894452
Gideon is already a rapist.
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>>77894769
Para please. He's clearly crushing on Connie.
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>>77894789
Not against her
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>>77894777
So she deserves the love of Rose and the affection of Mayor Dewey.
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>>77894712
>Sugar even drew art of them making out.

where
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Why is Pearl best girl?
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>>77894769
Steven is 11. What the flip do you expect of him at that age?
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>>77894807
>kissing
Anon, they were fucking. Plain and simple. None of that gay kissing crap.
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>>77894812
>bowtime anime panties
Of fucking course
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>>77894833
Sugar likes Pearlnet
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>>77894789
>lie about working so he can get fun
vs
>lie so she can have sex with the guy
anon , Sadie deserve everything , she even think she is the victim in the island episode.
Fuck that shit.
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>>77894818
Pearl needs a human dicking bad, but Pewey is never going to happen.
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>>77894812
>>77894844
There's just as much proof of Steven crushing on Peedee.
http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53331313
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>>77894769
Sugar was the only one on the AT staff who didn't want Finn to be a pathetic beta kek with an inverted dick.
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>>77894587
I am, Mickey Mouse raped me.
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>>77894840
The image is meant to capture their innocence relative to this older image of Garnet, you big dumby dumb head.
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>>77894858
You're right. Pearl is far too good for a man.
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>>77894872
Except that kids fuck, not kiss. Especially when they're fused as a hermaphrodite.
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>>77894094
Totally untrue. Did you miss the "war against shota" ?
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>>77894880
Stop talking about yourself in the third person on the internet, Pearl.
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would you fuse with her?
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>>77894833
>>77894712
I think they loved eachother, but Pearl was very obsessive and Rose wanted her to become her own person. She saw her obsession as unhealthy.
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>>77894810
>>77894838
Boys that age play sports and eat barbecue. Steven is a sorry excuse for a male.
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>>77894898
Dude, just go fap. Dry humping posts on the internet is indecent.
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>>77894862
Para, the shitty porn you draw isn't "proof"
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>>77894605
No one gives a shit about Malachite because unlike the other fusions she doesn't have her own personality, not yet at least, otherwise she would've been all like "What the fuck am I doing here?" and returned to the surface to fuck shit up, which is most definitely gonna be the argument behind Malachite coming back, that or Jasper gaining control which I doubt because she sucks
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>>77891683

>Tumblr is obsessed with spamming "OMG RUBY X SAPPHIRE #LOVEWINS ^_^" every chance it gets.

That isn't sexual, they do it because MUH DIVERSITY FETISH
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>>77894834
because she the lewdest and most insane
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>>77894920
>no art of Rose kissing Greg
Grose fans on suicide watch!
Prose is canon!
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>>77894932
why are you up so late, grandpa?
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>>77894933
Steven and Connie are indecent.
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>>77894777
>Fucking Pearl, man. Bitch deserves everything she gets.

Probably just the legwarmers, but I was getting a real 80s movie bad guy vibe from her through the whole flashback. Like she was knocking over a kid's ice cream cone while loudly talking on to her oversized portable phone about how she was planning to bulldoze the rec center to build a parking structure.
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>>77894966
Both are canon.
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>>77894932
>b-but muh gender roles
Nigga, you're insecure. The kid is good at heart and trying to stay healthy. The lack of schooling is worrisome but aside from that Steven is Grade A sonfu material.

Also one should keep him away from unsupervised talent shows.
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>>77890560
>tfw a lot of humans fucked Rose before Greg.
We need to talk was dark
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>>77894777
>his girl
Rose was Pearl's first.
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>>77895009
The love is canonically the pure love between children, before puberty makes it awkward and stick.
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>>77894935
Still better than that crappy "Connverse" art.
http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=big&illust_id=53298316
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>>77894991
>Like she was knocking over a kid's ice cream cone while loudly talking on to her oversized portable phone about how she was planning to bulldoze the rec center to build a parking structure.
You nailed that trope. I'm dying here.
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>>77894048
Asexual.

They reproduce like viruses, asexually, and lack sexual dimorphism as a nonsexual species.
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>>77895004
Only Prose is canon.
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>>77894932
Hank Hill, is that you?
>pic unrelated
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>>77895009
>>77895022
So it's canon that Greg is the biggest beta in Beach City.
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>>77895020
>implying they ever got serious
It must have killed Pearl watching Ruby and Sapphire all those years doing what Pearl wished she was doing with Rose, but never having that kind of relationship with her
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>>77895028
Not really. Your art isn't particularly good, and you're a weird obsessive fucker on top of it.
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>>77895006
You're just saying this because you want to fuck him.
Steven is a shit.
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>>77895063
He got the thousands-year-old space goddess to legitimately fall in love with him, marry him, and die to bear his children
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>>77895020

Only because she was Rose Quartz's literal slave who probably can't get over her fallen master

Tumblr will never allow a male human/crystal gem relationship (even if the male is half-gem himself)
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>>77890560

Fusions are subtly sexual in the same way that The Rocky Horror Picture Show has homoerotic undertones, OP
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>>77895073
They probably had more than what Greg and Rose ever had.
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>>77895076
I wish he'd put his trip back on
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>>77895089
>associating every like or dislike with lust
>criticizing any male who doesn't beat their chest and cover their bedroom in blue to remind all the neighborhood kids that you aren't a girl
You have to be 18 or older to post on 4chan.
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Why do people make these threads just to shitpost about the show? It's not a bad show at all, especially compared the other shit being brought up to the block by CN. I don't get the hate I suppose.
>Inb4 >>>/tumblr/
I legitimately want to know what is exactly wrong with this series. Also, if at all possible, no bias about secret/not-so-secret agendas, even if there is some kind of "Agenda" in the show, this doesn't make the series bad in and of itself.
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>>77895116
Don't you have something to tidy up, Pearl?
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>>77895076
Stay mad friendo.
http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=52652464
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>>77895073
On the bright side the show might as well be leading to her finding someone else to help her get over Rose, just think about it
>Ruby & Sapphire
>Steven & Connie
>Amethyst & Peridot
>Pearl & Lapis
Now, we'll we ever be lucky enough to have Pearl and Lapis as a couple? Most definitely fucking not, but one can dream
Also Pearl/Lapis duo when? Or a Lapis solo for that matter
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>>77895105
At beast, he was lucky enough to donate his sperm to her. They really had no chemistry.
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>>77895187
>calls others mad while he's constantly shilling his own art
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>>77895151
Look at the tumblrina go.
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>>77895128
I take comfort in knowing that everytime there's someone shitposting about Peedee it's him and him alone.
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>>77895211
>They really had no chemistry.
Are you fucking kidding me?
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>>77895238
at least try
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>>77890935

Dancing has shown to entice the sexual organns. Probably some fluke of evolution that happened, but there is a reason almost every culture has "sexy" dances.
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>>77895181
Don't have a wife to fuck Greg? Oh wait...
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>>77895180
First
Hello /sug/
Second
>I legitimately want to know what is exactly wrong with this series
as someone who liked S1 and now hate/dropped the show because of S2 , i can see why some people now hate the show.
S2 so far is bland and have some agenda on it.
S1 episodes can maintain on its own , S2 not so much. All the Peridot arc was boring for me for example. Same about the Sardonyx week , just beating the same death horse with "Muh pearl has issues".
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>people still don't realize that rose was actually a master manipulator and that everything involving steven and lion is just part of her plan
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>>77895200
Pearlmethyst is endgame
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>>77895230
Don't you wish you had all this?
http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=big&illust_id=53298266
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>>77890786
It's literally reproductive. Two entities combine forces to create a new one is the purpose of sex.
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People can feel what they want to feel about the show.

I hope Steven Universe gets to go on at least until we face off against Yellow Diamond.
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>>77895265
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>>77895248
Rose and Pearl had thousands of years together.
Greg and Rose just had a few months.
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>>77895319
No, I'm kind of glad I'm not a gay pedophile.
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>>77895319
>Don't you wish you had all this?

Have what? a gay fetish for little kids?
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>>77895294
>think Sugar is really that great
you are going to have at least 10 seconds Rose/Steven dream sequence and you are going to like it
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>>77892076
>implying they weren't already this weird
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>>77895339
Fusion is one of the best aspects of the show.
Getting over whether it is sexual or not, it is a manifestation of the relationship between characters, as a new character. It is a sign of Sugar and crew's goals with the show. It is about the character relationships, that isn't secondary, that is the primary focus.

While there is action, and some cutesy fun, and I wouldn't take that away from anyone who wants to watch the show for those aspects.
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>>77895279
SU was shit from the beginning. People only liked it because they thought it would be like AT.
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>>77895009
I still think their conversation was "pillow talk". Instead of fusion they actually decided open up and take the time to talk about where the relationship is going and if they're both serious about it.
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>>77895344
Rose and Greg had chemistry. From what we've seen of Rose and Pearl, Pearl was just her subordinate and friend. They were probably close, but "chemistry" is the wrong word. Nothing we've seen suggests that yet.
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>>77895399
I like it because it's not like AT
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>>77895255
Why are you taking bait?
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>>77895394
Hi Rebecca!
Just wanted to say, no one likes your take on fusion.
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>>77895399
Man that's surely a good meme! make sure to keep it up :)
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>>77890560
It's more like intimacy.
It doesn't HAVE to be erotic, but it turns out that way with garnet's fusions and Pearl x Rose at least.
>Ruby x Sapphire (the first time) was just them hugging and spinning happily. Nothing erotic about it.
>Steven x Connie was more of a casual dance that ended in a romantic dip. Certainly lovey-lovey, but not really erotic.
>We never saw Pearl x Amethyst complete itself, but it seemed Pearl was a lot less sexual in it
>Never saw the Alexandrite 3-way dance
>And lastly, Jasper x Lapis was a typical, mechanical ballroom dance. Nothing even really emotional about it aside from Jasper's excitement to kill her enemies

Hopefully this "fusion is sex" stuff will be dispelled when Steven inevitably fuses with Greg in a show of father-son bonding that fulfills his dream of being able to fuse while letting him finally help his son.
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>>77895394
The only drag on SU for me is the schedule. I really wish they would get it together, whoever is messing with the scheduling.

I know the ratings are subpar, but they are at least consistent. Just give me my Steven Universe. Oh, and some merchandise, so I can show my support for the show with my dollars.

A proper season DVD would be great.
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>>77895339
I'm pretty sure the second season is it's last.
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>>77895416
This.

SU is in no show's shadow. AT lost it's appeal when it stopped with the D&D adventuring thing.
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>>77895444
Except that the crew explicitly stated that fusion is sex and Steven with Greg would be considered incest. Do you father son incest anon?
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>>77894115
>anti-straight
The central relationships are straight though, like Steven's relationship with Connie, and Greg's with Rose to conceive Steven. It never portrays these relationships as negative in relation to the gem-on-gem ones.
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>>77895294
This.
Steven is just a trojan horse for whatever the gem world has in store for Earth. She will come back and Steven will end up being just a regular human when the final big bads are through.
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>>77895446
>rating subpar
no they aren't. it's the 2nd highest rated show on cn.
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>>77895486
>Do you father son incest anon?
Do you not?
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>>77895416
>>77895459
>being this blind to a AT ripoff
SU is just a cheap cash in on AT's popularity. Same with Clarence and OtGW.
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>>77895444
Nope. The Meme will live forever alongside with murder cock and gay peedee.
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>>77895497
That would be Uncle Grandpa anon.
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>>77895518
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>>77895518
Not one of those anons, if this isn't bait you're honestly retarded.
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>>77895497
What? Really?
I always looked at the numbers listed on Wikipedia and thought it was more middling ratings.

Well okay then, my bad.
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>>77895494
>Rose will come back
Never going to happen. The story is about Steven and told utterly from Steven's perspective. Bringing Rose back at all would seriously detract from Steven's importance to the story.
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>>77895446
Sadly, after Zamiigate, everyone got scared from doing a toyline.
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>>77890560
>Morefuelforthegayagenda.webm
>But they're asexual rocks!

Not even a bigot.
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>>77895518
Saying something dumb repeatedly won't ever make it true.
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>>77895394
Watercolors work well for the colored shadows here. Solid art.
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>>77895486
>Except that the crew explicitly stated that fusion is sex
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>>77895564
Except that Steven has no importance to the story. The show is about the Gems and their relationships; the fat kid is just a cover.
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>>77895565
Is that the internet's dumb name for that thing where the suicidal girl drew a skinny rose and got harassed?

I honestly doubt that would relate to creating a toyline.
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>>77895413
Rose loved Pearl. If she didn't she would of treated her like all the other Pearls in Homeworld. There was something between them and it doesn't seem purely platonic.
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>>77895566
>Not even a bigot.
Then why be buttflustered about it?
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>>77895601
She nearly killed herself anon.
No company would want to associate with a show that nearly got someone killed.
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>>77895489
This is /co/, where black is anti-white and gay is anti-straight. Ignore it.
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>>77895486
>This negro
Didn't you saw Rebecca's guidebook?
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>>77895614
Exactly. Meanwhile, Greg and Rose's relationship definitely feels more platonic.
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>>77895619
Except Funko Pop just released a series of Steven Universe pop figures...

Seriously could care less if a girl nearly killed herself. It happens every day, suicide attempts are pretty common.
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>>77895600
Not going to lie, that's a awfully dumb opinion you've got there.
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>>77895600
>people actually believe this
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>>77895444
Ruby and Sapphire usually kiss before fusing, hell their second one involved neck kissing and bridal style carrying. Its incredibly intimate and sexual.
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>>77895644
Oh yes, the Funko Pop figures that are in stores right at this very moment! I have one in my hand right now!

SU is damaged goods anon. Zamiigate is to SU what Blackfish is to Sea World.
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>>77895614
Rose loved everyone. That fact is canon. Rose wasn't capable of treating Pearl as a second class citizen.
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>>77895489
Garnet is a positive relationship.
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>>77895344
Yep, because it takes thousands of years to fall in love, right? Look, if after a thousand years together and they're still just friends, then Rose was obviously looking for someone different and a lot more charming.
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>>77895664
In fact, in Alone Together, you can see Steven with a bulge when he dances with Connie. Fusion is sexual in nature.
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>>77895294
>>77895494
Or, you know, maybe she knew Homeworld would eventually try to fuck up Earth again and figured that the only way to bring Humans and Gems together would be an hybrid
Do people actually believe Rose is/was evil or is it just the same 3 guys shitposting about it every single time?
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>>77895696
Straight relationships are negative.
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>>77895697
Love at first sight doesn't exist remember? It takes time to build a relationship.
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>>77895636
I don't read books about autism anon.
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>>77895677
I honestly forgot Blackfish was a thing.

The same way I always forget about so called 'zamiigate' between someone on 4chan dragging it up.

No one cares anymore.
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>>77895646
>>77895651
You all probably think Kamina was the real MC, don't you? They're called decoy protagonists for a reason.
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>>77895562
Last time I saw a chart of it (which was quite some time ago) Steven Universe had been on a steady climb in the ratings, and had passed the other shows.
But it was still no where near Teen Titans Go. That shit brings in ratings hard apparently.
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>>77895763
CN and tumblr care anon. Just because you brush it off doesn't mean it's important.
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>>77895784
>But it was still no where near Teen Titans Go. That shit brings in ratings hard apparently.
That's because TTG takes 50% of CN's airtime.
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>>77895698
>you can see Steven with a bulge
There is something wrong with you and I don't wanna know what it is
Rebecca literally wrote in her guidebook that fusions are like relationships, plus Garnet even said so in We Need To Talk, "You have to fuse your own way" or some shit like that, they can fuse out of love (Garnet, Rainbow Quartz, Stevonnie) or just to fuck shit up (Opal, Sugilite, Malachite)
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>>77895817
Yeah, but see, that seems like more of a chicken and the egg thing.
Either
>TTG gets a fuckton of ratings cause it's aired constantly
or
>TTG gets aired constantly because it gets a fuckton of ratings

Kids eat that shit up, and they are CN's target demographic.
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>>77895797
All that your 'controversy' did was make tumblr rebel against tumblr by drawing characters in all sorts of body styles.

Dang, that really killed Steven Universe. All those skinny roses, and fat Lapis drawings. Show is doomed now, nothing to be done.
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>>77895823
Hey man, you should stop replying to that bait
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>>77895744
>I don't know shit about the show
>Still I'm gonna state shit like I do without any prove event tho I don't even like the show
If you consider SU to be autistic then why are you even in the thread anon? If anybody here's autistic that is obviously you
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>>77895823
1. That guidebook is autistic and non canon. Don't just trust random shit.
2. It's pretty obvious that fusing is sexual in nature. Even Rebecca Fucking Sugar admitted that it's sexual.
So stop being a goddamn prude already.
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>>77895877
>Rebecca Fucking Sugar admitted that it's sexual
[citation needed]
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>>77890560
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>>77895877
>That guidebook is autistic and non canon.
>It's pretty obvious that fusing is sexual in nature. Even Rebecca Fucking Sugar admitted that it's sexual.

a book can't have autism
that guide is actually canon
no, she didn't

Man, can you put more effort to that bait?
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>>77893701
This thread is fucking hilarious.
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Seriously why is everyone taking the bait?
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>>77895926
Why did you?
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>>77895926
This

The thread is a fucking mess.
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>>77895926
I'm just here to post fanart broheim.
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>>77895876
You can't call yourself a 4chan anon unless you shit on SU. I don't make the rules I just follow them.

And if it bothers you so much, why don't you go to /trash/?
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>>77895823
There is romantic and friendship. Opal is friendship and Rainbow quarts and Garnet is romantic. Malachite is angry sex.
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>>77895955
>You can't call yourself a 4chan anon unless you shit on SU.

Except for, you know, the part of 4chan that actually likes SU.
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>>77895957
No it's all sex.
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>>77895967
FWB, Romantic, angry sex. Yeah I know.
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>>77895966
No such place exists.
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>>77895985
Yeah, it does, sorry to be a party pooper but it's true, people have opinions.
a shame, huh?
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This thread makes me miss the days of Ed Edd n' Eddy.
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>>77895768
>Sugar is going to kill off her brother
Yeah, okay, whatever you say, boy'oh.
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>>77895939
But I didn't reply to anyone but you did.

>>77895943
I just want to believe it one autist taking everything seriously. It's a damn shame non /sug/ threads were supposed to be good.
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>>77895955
>Implying you've been here for more than a week
>Inb4 "I've been here since 2005"

>>77895926
We've got nothing else to reply to
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>>77896039
>But I didn't reply to anyone but you did.
So? The thread is obviously ridiculous. It was off the rails from the start. Might as well have fun with it.
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>>77895911
Are you that much of a prude that you can't handle sex in your cartoon? Get over yourself
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>>77896080
I'm not that anon you've been replying to, by the way your bait still needs a lot of work.
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>tfw SU shitposters have to do nothing but post outright lies without sources and go "not really" to anything brought up in the show's favor

God damn any other fandom you have to at least change the bait up every once in a while but with SU you just cast and empty hook and reel something in every single time.

What is wrong with all of you?
>>
Amethyst and Peridot is def gonna be like a nerd's first time kind of thing.
>>
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>>77896107
I don't even know what you're talking about.

Do you think people are actually believing any of the negative stuff in this thread?
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>>77896025
She's not even that close to her brother. She doesn't give a fuck about killing him off.
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>>77896125
Not all the time, and that's not any better.

>Oh hey an empty hook, I'll just bite it and play along
>oh well I'm being pulled up out of the water, better not drop the charade
>now I'm being thrown into an ice cooler, wow this guy is so stupid
>now I'm being skinned and prepared to be chopped up, I've got him now!
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>>77893966
Because he's a fusion of Rose and Gregspooge
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>>77895966
>implying tumblr is part of 4chan
Go fuck yourself with a rake
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>>77896190
>implying only Tumblr likes SU
life must be hard for you
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>>77896154
>fuck you I'm having fun!
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>>77895344
You can tell by Greg's receding hairline in Lion 3 that he and Rose were together for several years before having Steven, not just months.
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>>77896282
Greg is a responsible adult who waited quite a while before making the decision to have a kid.
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>>77896154
Yeah, I can't find the fun in this.

>>77896190
>>77896213
Oh my god, just fuck already.
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>>77895456
It was confirmed to be renewed for a third season earlier this year
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>>77890560


"Fusion? It's a compromise. Yes, it makes weak gems stronger, but only by way of augmenting physical weaknesses with emotional compatibilities. The lower castes have thought this was the key to power, to rebellion! That pink-haired harlot spoke of the power of relationships. The power of love, even. Oh, and what a war that 'love' resulted in. Her emotions riled her up, pushed her to commit treacherous acts against our Homeworld. In the end, Earth was considered a loss. The creatures thereon would live out their short, miserable existences, and we would continue colonizing the galaxy. Corruptive agents were set upon the planet to remove any gems, friendly or hostile, and we went home.

I lost Agate in that war. Everybody lost someone. And what, if nurtured only by a whispering influence, could have been the start of a new era for Homeworld was left a black mark on our history. Love was beyond the grasp of those that remained; the very mention left a bitter taste in our mouths. I was put on maintenance duty for other transport gates throughout the galaxy and left to do my work alone, going from place to place in the silence of the cosmos with only my thoughts to keep me company.

And hate grew. A pang of emotion for she who sought to destroy our home and hinder out expansion as a race. It festered, and in five thousand long years, it has consumed me. Your mother, your guardians... They have preached the power of love to you, child.

Now you shall witness the power of seething hatred.

YOU FUCKING HAPPY GODDAMN RELATIONSHIP HAVING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE"

-Hackmanite
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>>77895705
I don't actually think she's evil, I just imagine that there could be more to her character, especially considering how most of the characters on this show are well written and have more depth to them than you would think at first.
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>>77890935
Dancing? No.

That kind of dancing. Yes.
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>>77896579
I'm interested in why humans even matter to her; surely there have been other sentient races wiped out if a planet must be life-bearing for Kindergartens to work.
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>>77893941
Gender doesn't make any sense in this show because cartoon rules. The creators literally compared them to the smurfs.

And the smurfs are all male, but reproduce via stork delivery... but are still attracted to females... even though they have no reproductive drive...
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>>77890560
So is it JOJO then?, think about it.

Flamboyant posing = Stand

Steven Universe

Dancing = Fusions
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>>77894907
She... looks like she has problems. I feel like I should offer her counseling or something.
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>>77893966
Nah, like his dad he's into big alien girls.
"All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman"

Pic related, it's some of Steven's dad's porn.
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>>77896720
>Nah, like his dad he's into big alien girls.
>is into a girl of another species that's taller than him
GOD DAMMIT
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>>77896521
Kek.
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>>77894932
Steven kills rock monsters and had a successful career as an amateur wrestler. He broke out of an alien prison ship. Plus he has a pet lion and a batcave.
I'm pretty sure he's more of a man than either of us.
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>>77895677

Bit melodramatic don't you think?
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>>77896720
Picture didn't go.
Hopefully it'll work this time.
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>>77896009
I bet Sugar does too.
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>>77891329
>SU
>Trash
Pick one
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>>77890751
That shoulder wiggle still gives me goosebumps. God DAMN.
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>>77890751
Am I just desensitized to this kind of shit? Because I don't find that sexual at all desu
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>>77896702

Isn't JOJO pretty gay anyway?
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>>77896852
In another universe, Greg would have totally boned Jasper.

Where is that AU, tumblr?
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>>77896902
That one's not very sexual. Some of the others...
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>>77896915
You mean YD
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>>77896956
Until we actually see Yellow Diamond do something, I'm not going to bother to ship anything.
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>>77896911
Yes, the main antagonistic force behind most of everything is a bisexual vampire incapable of love
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>>77897004
Momswap that includes YD is bullshit.
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>>77891393
DAMN YOUR EYES!
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>>77896915
>Steven keeps trying to redeem Jasper, but she's not fucking having it
>Greg decides to give it a go
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>>77897457
Either Steven gets a brother, or Jasper is dead for good. Either way, Greg has a good plan going.
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>>77890560
>subtle

Yea, subtle as a sledgehammer. It's like the entire point of the fusion dances is to make you as uncomfortable as possible during the whole thing.
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>>77896886
>That shoulder wiggle still gives me goosebumps. God DAMN.
Cartoon skinny girls are the hottest thing, I don't even like the show but I'd totally bend Pearl over and ram her ass mercilessly if you know what I mean.
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>>77890560

YOU DON'T SAY
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>>77890751

>Opal formed twice
>We don't even get to see her form once
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>>77890786

>Sex is for breeding!
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>>77897592
>Uncomfortable
lol, wut?
You don't go dancing a lot, do you anon?
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>>77890935
>also wtf is with people associating sex and dance?
There's been a connection forever. There's an old joke; Why don't Baptists have sex in the shower?
Because it looks too much like dancing.
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Is this show just Lesbian Battle Tendency?
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>>77890766
Velma
>THATS MY FETISH
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>>77897833
I have no idea what that is, but I'm going to guess it is a bad anime.
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>>77890560
WHICH STEVEN UNIVERSE WOULD YOU FUG?

I'D FUG THIS STEVEN UNIVERSE
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And that's why Peridot's never going to fuse with anyone.
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>>77894369
>>77894350
http://youtu.be/7DxN9UoUa20
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>>77895518
The new adventure time writing is stupid as hell
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>>77898234
I dunno, I JUST (as in 10 seconds ago) finished watching STAKES.

Was pretty cool. Worldbuilding, action, some funny, shipping hints.

It felt like Ward and the gang were trying to set the AT boat back on course.
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>>77891495
They have pretty decent chemistry. They've known each other for thousands of years , fought in the original war for earth together, and Garnet acts like a natural leader which Pearl gravitates to.

The only thing that fucked up their chemistry was Pearl being a needy bitch for a few episodes.
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>>77891393
Watching and enjoying it.
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>>77898310
There are some aspects of their relationship that are unexplored, but current stuff sort of hints at.

Like, despite the fact that Garnet considers herself her own relationship, she lets Pearl hang off of her like a doting girlfriend.

Now that we know Pearls are custom made servant things, this could (keyword, COULD) just be a natural action for Pearls. They need someone to latch on to, and for Pearl, after Rose died, she moved to Garnet.

We know Garnet puts up with a lot so that the Crystal Gems stay functional. Effectively, she lets her own relationship suffer a little, for the sake of the unit.

So despite the fact that Pearl is a clingy B, she lets Pearl do her Pearl stuff because they need Pearl in the best mental state they can manage.

But as for their chemistry. Pearl likes a strong leader, Garnet is that. Garnet likes when everything is working, and of the remaining two, Pearl is the responsible and functional one.

They probably have better chemistry than GarnetxAme.
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>>77898295
So Berping On marceline and all the bad jokes in serious moments is good to you
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>>77891012
But it is derivative of an act of reproduction.

fusion is not. To be sexual, a gem would have to pound the ground really hard to be somehow derivative of an act of reproduction.
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>>77892777
You mean Pearl got Keked.
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>>77895041
Greg and Rose have been kissing plenty of time in the show.
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>>77895009
We need to talk is awesome because it actually tackled the massive cultural and biological differences you'd need to overcome to make an inter-species romance work.
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>>77898387
Yeah. Adventure Time built itself on breaking up serious moments with absurdity. That's what helped it take off. It lays on heavy stuff that makes you ask 'how do they expect the audience for this show to digest this?' and then someone farts, or someone crazy busts through a wall, or someone randomly explodes.

Adventure Time episodes seem to have two modes.
Pretty serious all the way through, and then end on a one note absurdity (farting Jake in a pocket. Tree Trunks explodes.)

Or absurd all the way through, with pockets of seriousness. (Meeting death. The Nightosphere.)
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>>77898430
Yes but pus some serious moments

And Best moment

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sUUZrvxNboo
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Some peridot, hot off the presses.
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>>77898167
Also that no one will ever want to be inside of that dork
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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who legitimately think SU doesn't push the gay agenda
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>>77898513
She looks like she's wearing those squeaky Spongebob boots
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>>77898549
Of course it does.

Then again, the gay agenda is to make old people uncomfortable, and we all know you could do that just by showing a mixed race child in a cereal commercial.
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>>77898556
*Squick Squick Squick*
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>>77898513
i want to marry her
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>>77898549
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who legitimately don't enjoy lesbian aliens
So what if it pushes "le gay agenda"? Adventure Time is doing it, Clarence is doing it, Korra did it, I'm pretty sure one of the Vikings from How To Train Your Dragon was a faggot and I'm definitely missing some other cartoons, I wouldn't be surprised if they had Uncle Grandpa butt fuck one of the childrens' fathers next week
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Wait, are we allowed to talk about SU again?

Seems like you get banned instantly for no reason some days and they are allowed others.

This is confusing as hell.
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>>77898592
>minecraft hoodie
Peridot is just the fucking worst.
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>>77898639
She is just a little behind on the times.
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>>77898592
Less Peridot, more Best Pony
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>>77898637
They're not allowed to call it /sug/ but they can shitpost here all they want otherwise.
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I swear this board wasn't always /pol/ bait and paranoia over tumblr all the time
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>>77898549
It's been pushing an agenda since the pilot.
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>>77898401
Name one time.
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>>77898404
Hi Rebecca!
Just wanted to say; not it isn't. That episode was filler and you know it.
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>>77897840
It's JoJo's Strange Journey. The one without punching ghosts.
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>>77896837
Not really.
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>>77896322
So was Young Justice.
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>>77896282
What's a few years compared to centuries with Pearl?
>>77896309
I'd hardly call Greg a responsible.
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>>77896693
The Smurfs never pandered to tumblr though.
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>>77898740
Not him but they kissed in Lion 3 and We Need To Talk
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>>77896793
He cries, crossdresses, can't even open a pickle jar, cooks and cleans, likes stuffed animals and has a PINK lion.

Yeah, Steven is just oozing with testosterone.
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>>77898802
>Quit his irresponsible music career to be with Rose.
>Started a business that he still owns today.
>Built a house for his son to live in.

I wish my dad was nearly as responsible as Greg.
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>>77898838
In Lion 3, it got cut off so who knows if they really kissed.

And in WNTT, Rose clearly hated it.
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>>77898855
What the fuck you're talking about

She loved it, star shaped eyes and sll
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That's the point, at least for Pearl.
Garnet rarely seems sexual, Ruby and Sapphire's was more loving than anything, and Amethyst seems to do it specifically to piss of Pearl or because that's just the way she is. Pearl is clearly turned on in her dances with Garnet and her dance with Rose, probably because she's built to be submissive to the leader.
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>>77898851
>>Quit his irresponsible music career to be with Rose.
No. He bitches out because Marty was a jerk. With a better manager, he would still be on the road.
>>Started a business that he still owns today.
That's failing hard. I don't think I've ever seen a single customer.
>>Built a house for his son to live in.
The Gems did that.
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>>77898748
> implying filler is automatically bad

Honestly I wouldn't even call it that because Greg and Rose's relationship clearly has plot relevance. But even if it didn't we got a new song, a new fusion, and a sense that Rose wasn't a perfect god figure that knew everything.
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>>77898876
She really seemed more surprise, like she expected more. She was obviously disappointed.
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>>77896521
I'm sad anons that took like a full minute to type up.
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>>77898899
Is this your world's poor excuse for trolling?
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>>77892810
>dance
>not sexual
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>>77898891
>Honestly I wouldn't even call it that because Greg and Rose's relationship clearly has plot relevance.
It has not "plot relevance". Nobody cares about how Greg and Rose hooked up.
>But even if it didn't we got a new song, a new fusion, and a sense that Rose wasn't a perfect god figure that knew everything.
Doesn't matter, who cares, and Rose was still pretty perfect in the end.
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>>77898899
>>77898914
I think it's just Pearl posting
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>>77898922
I'm pretty sure this is Greg posting.
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>>77898922
I think you're right, it IS pearl posting. >>77898920
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Why americans are so afraid of sex? It's not like their are fucking or anything. It's because of this kind of repression that you're so fucked in the head.
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>>77898932
>Someone doesn't like filler with worst character
>It has to be Pearl!1!! XD
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>>77890560
Anybody got the download link from the /sug/ threads?
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>>77898955
Because sex gives people AIDS.
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>>77898549
It fucking does.
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>>77898971
And what lack of sex gives?
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>>77898982
Not just one agenda; I've spotted three agendas being pushed on this show alone.
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>>77890786
>it is not reproductive and therefore I personallt don't think it should be viewed as sexual
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>>77895009
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Rose Quartz, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pearl factory, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Homeworld, and I have over 300 confirmed poofs. I am trained in gem warfare and I’m the top swordsman in the entire Crystal Gems. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Rose over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Rose Quartz and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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If you follow the Homeworlder agenda then you are a piece of shit.
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>>77898998
A whole three? Jesus christ on toast!
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>>77898998
Doesn't everyone has an agenda, though? I don't see a problem with that other than it makes for a shit show.
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>>77898961
Check /trash/. No, really.
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>>77899024
Says who?
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>>77898992
Guns, probably
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>>77890751
Garnet's glowing hand dance makes me feel like they ripped off Urbance a little bit. Does any one else sense that?
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>>77890786
I don't think you know what sex is, anon.

Ask your father, maybe?
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>>77898920
>Nobody cares about how Greg and Rose hooked up.
Is "Nobody" your cousin or something because the literal application of that word sure as hell isn't correct.
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Garnet is a sexual outlet for Rebecca Sugar. She's everything she wants in a woman. Black, strong, dont need no man, loving, powerful tumblr personification
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>>77893753
For real? That's glorious. This show is a guilty pleasure but I wouldn't want my kids watching a tale which idolized gay virtues
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>>77899045
Only if you think Urbance invented raves with glowsticks.
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>>77899063
Samurai Jack is on Adult Swim you retard.
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>>77899028
Thank you and fuck you for making me sift through that shit hole.
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>>77890891
Rainbow Quartz' animation is terrible. They didn't even try.
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>>77899033
It's hard not to push your personal views when trying to create something artistic. Again, that's not something good at all and should be avoided. Try to write a fictional story and you'll eventually see yourself on the paper. A good writer knows how to hide himself on the pages of a good story.
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>>77899063
Yup. CN was confronted with the choice of keeping SU or SJ. They chose right.
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>>77899063
pendejo
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>>77899074
They don't try most of the time with animation.
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>>77899075
That has nothing to do with what was said.

The implication of >>77899024 is that having an agenda makes for a shit show. Nothing about how well you hide it.

That said, still, says who?
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>>77898884
He's the "loser but that's okay 'cause he gets points for trying" male character
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>>77899079
>>77899063
>>77893753
This is the most pathetic samefag I've seen for a while.

There's a fucking sticky mates.
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>>77899018
I'm STILL pissed that Samuel L. Jackson didn't get to record that
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>>77899054
I dropped SU quick but it was clear from the get go that Garnet was a creator's pet / self-insert / always-right-never-wrong
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>>77895294
Her shady look has to be intentional. No way someone drew that without thinking she was ominous.
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>>77899092
Ah! Ok, so, the problem is that if you're pushing your agendas you're writing about yourself. In the long run, no one cares about you. All that gay pride innuendo in the show will sound very silly in 4 or 5 years.

I want to watch a good story not some guy/girl's fantasies about his sexual preferences or gender. It's only hot now because it's riding hard on the gay rights wave.
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>>77894932
>Steven is a sorry excuse for a male.
why do you watch this show
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>>77899203
>All that gay pride innuendo in the show will sound very silly in 4 or 5 years.
That's what you people said 5 years ago.
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>>77899054
This is the problem I'm talking about, >>77899092
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>>77899212
The show is not over yet, and neither is the gay rights movement. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the gay community (I have a gay brother and a lesbian sister), but this show already looks very silly to me.

Trust me when I say it will all look stupid in the near future.
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>>77895644
Those figures are kind of ugly but I still want the Amy and Garnet ones.
Pearl and Steven are nightmare fuel.
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>>77896712
I'm pretty sure that's a man.
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>>77899054
>tumblr personification
what does this even mean and how does it apply to garnet?
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>>77899165
Garnet has epic imperfection. Like, as in, from an epic.

She is strong, to a fault. She is an embodiment of strength, and strength is all she knows. Even in a situation where you should be soft, Garnet only knows how to be strong. That is her fault.

We saw it with Jamie, we've seen hints of it when she tries to deal with normies, and we particularly saw it when she split up over Pearl messing with their emotions.

Garnet's fault is that she doesn't like to appear weak or wrong, she tries too hard to be the leader of the group. If you look back at all the times she has seemed 'never wrong' you can see she was just being prideful and straight forward.

Plus, her looking 'always-right' was sort of a plot point.
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>>77899263
Any female character that isn't just a titty monster (and sometimes even then) is tumblr personification. Welcome to 4chan.
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>>77898167
I just want Peridot and Jasper to fuse
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>>77890560
>subtle

Stevonna and Pearl would have a word.

Hell the fusion dance was a fuck tango
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>>77899266
>her fault is that she is too awesome
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>>77899283
oh jesus
m-m-my dick~
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>>77899303
>Is this what passes for reading comprehension on this world?
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>>77895705
>Rose intentionally made a Hybrid to prevent war

>The hybrid consists of Human and Gem, both considered warrior races

FUCKING MOFFAT, STEALING SU PLOT FOR YOUR SHITTY EXCUSE OF A PANDERING SHITPILE OF A SHOW
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>>77899464
Is Moffat the Dr. Who guy?