Come home from work See him sitting on your couch. >Anon,

Rough gay sex.

>>77885286

Beekeepers for life, there's the door faggot, don't let the door cut off one of your limbs on the way out.

>>77885286
PLEASE...JUST PLEASE GET WITH DAISY

A.Does it involve sucking your dick/getting rammed by you
B.If not, could it instead?

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>>77885433
You know, every time I start to think Ward is approaching redemption he does something totally evil. Like killing Coulson's waifu. Or kidnapping and torturing Bobbi.

If they were ever going to get together he'd need to be redeemed, and it looks like he's way past that.

>>77885286
Take cyanide pill.
It will cause you and everyone you know/love much less pain.

>>77885286
Flip him off while I moonwalk out of the room.

Then probably get shot by one of his Hydra buddies.

>>77885286
Honestly, panic.

>>77885286
c-can I join AIM instead? No offense but their benefits are much better

>>77885433
FitzxWard for life, scrub.

>>77886881
Pfft, we all know FitzxMac is coming.

>>77885286
"Well, unless you hear I jerk off better than anyone else, you're in the wrong house."

>>77886910
>Fitz
>Having a meaningful relationship with anyone not Simmons

You forget he's not allowed to have friends

>>77885286

If he wants me then apparantly I'm a total badass so I kill him with my incredible fighting skills and or superpowers.

>>77885286
S U C C

>>77885340
>>77885483

do you want some water to combat that thirst

>>77885286
ask "so, exactly what skill do i have?" since not even i know them

and "do you have nudes of anyone on coulson team?"

>>77885286
On the one hand, I was genuinely surprised when he turned out to be evil. On the other, he's a powerfully boring man and also the writer's pet, so I hate him.

DO I GET SUPER POWERS?!

>>77885286

I-I'm sorry... I'm Bnon. Anon, the person with actual skills useful to Hydra, lives next door.

>>77889273
Sorry, Anon...

Only of agents May and Morse

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>>77890707
Underrated post

>>77885286
Leave
Rob a bank.

>>77885286
Sorry, pal. My allegiance belongs with Captain America. Unless HYDRA has the cure for male pattern baldness, we got no deal.

>>77885286
"Sure, why not!"
>And I spend the rest of my short life wondering what the fuck skills he was talking about.

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>>77885286

>>77885286
Lose all respect for his opinions.

>>77885286
Tell him he's not canon.

>>77892708
He laughs because you're Joss Whedon and no one likes you.

>>77893948
Even fewer people like you, Jed.

>draw CC
>die

>>77885286
Join, then I'd have a job and my parents would get off my back

>>77885286
Accept, but mention that I have no skills whatsoever other than jerking off a startling number of times a day

>>77894172
At least my show that has actual fans made it past one season.

>>77885286
Duck. Because he wouldn't just recruit me willy-nilly, and there's a goon or seven about to clobber or shoot me.

>>77887174
If I had any criticism of the new season, this would be it right here.

Fitz and Mack had amazing scenes together last season and Mack played a big part in rehabilitating Fitz. Now they only have what one or two scenes in the new season? I get that they're trying to do FitzSimmons but for fucks sake do something else with Fitz's character arc man.

>>77894575
Why do you think they took notice?

>>77885286
Agree and then offer to shake his hand hoping to get close enough to find out what he smells like. I bet he smells heavenly.

>>77885286
Unless you've got a machine or something that needs to be jerked off a lot, I don't see what skills I have that you need.

>>77885286
Join. Might be a chance I'd get adopted by Deadpool

>>77885286
Remark that their operation has been run into the fucking ground since they stopped being Nazis.

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>>77885286
>Brett Dalton
>Yale Alum
>Love acting
>Blessed with good looks and charming personality.
>Have qt girlfriend, and daughter out of wedlock.
>Work as an actor for stage plays, and indie movies.
>Get your big break on a TV show based around the Avengers
>Director has you play straight-edge boyscout with a troubled past. It makes your character a bit bland, but some people (mainly women) love it.
>Winter Soldier rolls by, find out you get to be evil.
>All the charm and charisma starts to ooze in.
>The next 2 seasons see your character go through one hell of a toboggan ride.
>Landwhales on Tumblr have a civil war(d), solely on your character, with one side fervently worshiping your every word.
>Bunch of comic nerds on a Vietnamese PowerPoint Presentation board worship your crazy retard character.
>Get to do silly skits with the writers of your show for lulz
>Rake in the money, and land yourself a role for a major video game.
>Be Brett Dalton

Have you prayed to your Ward and Savior today, /co/?

>>77885286
>Do you want me to blow you 24/7? If not, I'm not really sure why Hydra would want a geologist in training.

>>77886910
>tfw Mack went from being Chocolate Simmons to Daisy's sidekick.

shit sucks desu senpai

>>77895689
What's wrong with that, they make a good duo

I almost want him to get powers and join her team, but at the same time I enjoy the "normal guy in crazy situations" moments he's had

Is there health insurance?

>>77895764
I like their scenes too and they bounce off each other imo.

I just Fitz and Mack being bros.

>>77894594
Too bad it's garbage. Or, to quote the show itself, an "epic fail".

>>77896944
Nah.

>>77895662
T-thank you based Ward.

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>>77896944
>being this mad
Joss, mom says your mom calls you a pussy.

>>77897039
>Joss doesn't have a witty quip response

I'm shocked

>>77885286
>"Either you've got the wrong apartment, or HYDRA is REALLY understaffed."

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>>77885596
Ward's way past redemption.

The show is literally a downward spiral of self destruction and butthurt between a grieving psychopathic one man army and a stressed out five letter agency that won't stop until someone backs down and realizes both sides are just fueling one another's rage now.

And I'm ok with that. I like Ward as a villain. I actually find myself rooting for him a lot if only to see if anyone at SHIELD will get the hint that they kinda pushed the guy further off the cliff than he would've done on his own as the sociopath he is.

I mean sure, kidnapping Morse wasn't the right way to go about getting closure for Kara, but May pulled the biggest dick move in the series setting Kara up to get shot like that and well here we are with Roz dead because Andrew just happened to be Lash.


It's all for revenge. No greater good, no just cause.

And that kind of melodrama gets me rock hard.

>>77890831
That'll do, pig. That'll do.

>yfw he's a Red Skull clone

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>>77885286
Literally the only thing I quite liked whilst watching this show was a couple of bits in that episode where Ward and Fitz hung out.

I guess that's all blown the fuck out now.

>>77895242
You're in the MCU son, there is no Deadpool.

>>77900239
I remember when the show first started, and they sold it that Ward was supposed to be Black Widow, with a penis, but the direction they took him made him a bit more than that.

I sincerely hope that Grant Ward's Wild Ride doesn't end next week, but Brett Dalton was pretty hyped about the finale, and you can't fake that if you know your character is going to die.

>>77885286
I fail to see how my skill of getting myself to cum without touching my dick will be of any use to an organization such as Hydra.

>>77906117
do you use your butt?

>>77886941
Sorry buddy, you arent even top 3 in this thread...

>>77903773
>I sincerely hope that Grant Ward's Wild Ride doesn't end next week, but Brett Dalton was pretty hyped about the finale, and you can't fake that if you know your character is going to die.

I think Ward is headed for bigger things than immediate death. He chose the mission and responsibility over empty revenge after Gideon's lecture.

>>77907747
Really?
Because I thought he saw it as a means to live another day after incurring Coulson's wrath like that.

And/or the path towards spiting SHIELD in ways he never thought possible on his own.


ALL FOR REVENG. NO GREATER GOOD, NO JUST CAUSE. GREATEST AGENT IN THE WORLD, GRANT WARD.

>>77907813
Ward wasn't afraid of Coulson. Ward was in a fortified Hydra base, while Coulson was coming at him with two other agents as backup.

>>77907813
Gideon's lecture about Ward transcending petty revenge and achieving greater goals as future head honcho of HYDRA worked, otherwise Ward would've stayed in the castle.

>>77908091
Really, it looks like they're building Ward into a true head of Hydra. Gideon is his final mentor.

>>77907898
>>77908091


After getting his number traced, Grant definitely shows signs of panicking. He speeds up his interrogation and is pretty much ready to pack up and leave shop before being offered to lead the expedition team, which ends up serving his escape plan needs perfectly.

Maybe I just don't want to accept the possibility of him embracing HYDRA's meme like that. But then again thinking it through the odds that Ward would have to be up against need to be insane, considering the shit he's pulled. Like "the absolute entirety of SHIELD vs Ward" insane. But on the other hand Coulson is really fucking pissed and I think pissed off grieving Coulson, especially pissed off grieving Coulson with the brass balls to highdive into the portal, might actually be against Ward's favor matchupwise.

Also for what it's worth I didn't think HYDRA's defenses would actually be effective enough to deter the quinjet. I mean, when your villain leader acts like their defenses are impregnable, that's usually when the protags just fuck shit up and punish them for hubris.

>>77908218
>Grant definitely shows signs of panicking. He speeds up his interrogation and is pretty much ready to pack up and leave shop before being offered to lead the expedition team, which ends up serving his escape plan needs perfectly.
The way I saw it, he realised that Coulson was actually pushing his buttons and he didn't like it and after Gideon's lecture, he realised that he is taking the revenge/closure thing a bit too far and decided to take up the job for Gideon both to "be a part of something bigger" and to cool off a bit.

It's hardly an escape, since there's only one way in and one way out.

>>77908218
>pissed off grieving Coulson, especially pissed off grieving Coulson with the brass balls to highdive into the portal, might actually be against Ward's favor matchupwise.

Coulson is acting recklessly. Ward should fucking wreck him. It's not like Coulson is going to go Super Saiyan.

>>77908293
Well if he could come back with whatever the fuck is on the other side, it'd be a hell of a comeback party.

That said, putting it that way makes it more tolerable. It would be interesting if Ward is the one to put the foot down and move on from the vicious cycle, especially if it means getting egg all over the faces of Coulson and friends for being engulfed in revenge themselves and already stooping to Ward's level.

>>77885433
Daisy is for exclusive use of Coulson.

>>77908327
Who knows what will happen to a guy with mixed Kree genome on a planet where a very powerful Inhuman spent thousands of years.

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>mfw Ward becomes the only remaining villain alive to work for Thanos

>>77890831

well?

>>77908327
At his current state, Colson can't take Ward on one-on-one, even if his robot hand gives him a better chance. Compare Colson taking down 4 ir 5 HYDRA street thugs with minutes to plan, to Ward taking out 7 better trained HYDRA soldiers catching him by surprise

>>77890831
post them

>the fuck does HYDRA need with a bartender?

>>77885286
Kindly tell him that I'd love to join, but I have no skills. Then maybe see if he's interested in any sexual activity.

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>>77919271
He's everyone's type, senpai

>>77919410
I know anon. What breaks my heart is that I may not be his type, and then he wouldn't break my pelvis.

>>77895673
>Geologist
>MCU where vibranium and other crazy minerals exists

Anon you actually are the closest to being useful to hydra out of everyone in this thread. Sure they might want a full fledged geologist with years of experience but still.

I hold up my A.I.M ID card....and get shot in the face, only it's not me, it's an lmd that we developed

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The only skills I have are wilderness survival. I could teach you how to survive in just about any wilderness for as long as you need. How to hunt, how to cook, how to get food, how to make shelter or a fire. How to clean wounds or stitch up bigger wounds. What food, animals, fruit or plant or insect life is okay to eat.

But most of Hydra are military types. I don't think they'd care for someone like me.
Especially when there are literal gods just flying around.

Can I join up with Kraven instead? Kraven is pretty cool.

>>77919656
Could you survive a zombie apocalypse, do you figure?

>>77919738
Fighting zombies face to face? Realistically, probably not. Running away and hiding in some cave for the rest of my life. Probably.

>>77919656
Just get some training in by Taskmaster and you're already more useful than most Hydra agents.

>>77919656
Kraven works alone.

if Marvel gives Spidey a solo, i hope they get Sean Bean for Kraven. there's so much you can do with Kraven.

>>77919656
>you will never get rescued by survivalist anon who looks like Kraven and snuggle up to him in the cold winter nights while he whispers in your ear
Why bother living

>>77919821
for a moment there I hadn't realized that the greentext is why you wouldn't want to live, and assumed that Kraven giving you suicidal thoughts was part of the aesthetic.

>>77919656
all those skills seem relatively easy
honestly
kill a deer/boar
cook it
know how to sew
making shelter isn't hard
i guess fire would be the only thing I'd struggle with

>Majored in Conflict Resolution
>Ward could probably use me if he ever wanted to negotiate things in a more finesse manner than his usual m.o.

Sadly he will be dead in two weeks so no point joining up.

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>>77920051
>he thinks Ward can die

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>>77920051
>Dead
>Merges with inhuman to become Taskmaster

Ward is eternal.

>>77885286
"Fuck off, I prefer not to trust manipulative bastards"

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>>77911113


Friendly reminder that Grant Ward is a better villain than Thanos

http://www.comicvine.com/articles/top-ten-marvel-cinematic-universe-villains/1100-153637/

>>77920547
Ward is the Wound Which Cannot Heal. He will grow and consume all. It is the tendency of the universe to move toward Entropy. Ward is the slow drifting into the black.

So who is dying next episode? What's the big game changer?

>>77919451
>he wouldn't break my pelvis.

Just your neck, anon.

>>77919656
>Can I join up with Kraven instead? Kraven is pretty cool.

Only if you enjoy hunting the most dangerous game... Spider-Man.

>>77923249
Logically the big game changer should be the evil on the planet returning, but that isn't quite a Winter Soldier level twist by itself.

Maybe something like Ward rejoining SHIELD or a SHIELD-Hydra alliance to stop the evil they unleashed together?

>>77923990
>SHIELD-Hydra alliance to stop the evil they unleashed together?
Never gonna happen.

>>77923990
>Maybe something like Ward rejoining SHIELD or a SHIELD-Hydra alliance to stop the evil they unleashed together?

They took the ashes of the bridge burnt between Ward and Shield and atomized them with a disintegrator ray this ep.

Ward is kill on sight from now on for them. He'll never ever be able to be in the same room with them without Coulson trying to shoot him.

Assuming he lives next ep they'll spend the rest of the season trying to kill him.

>>77924370
Depends on how bad things go on the twilight planet.

There's a saying, "better the devil you know than the one you don't."

Up until they get back to Earth and Coulson robopunches Ward right back through the portal before it closes, because SHIELD always gets the final fuck you.