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JSA Storytime: Parkerbolts

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Good evening owls of /co/,

Yes, it's event tie-in time. No, it doesn't suck.
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All event tie-ins suck just by existing.
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>>77883270
True, but Parker makes as much hay as he can out of all of this

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0jKyyDvj

sorry I'm late, I'm also tipsy
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>>77883253

Monitoring this thread for Ghost.
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>>77883253
Hello Storyteller.

My eyes are on the verge of bleeding due to a webcomic binge. Turns out staring at a computer screen for hours at a time without breaks is not such a great idea.
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He back you know who.
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>>77883290
so what was good today, I didn't really read anything yet???
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>>77883253
Hi OP
>Fear Itself
Boy, that was a sucky one, wasn't it? But then again, aren't they all?
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>>77883369
All-Star Section Eight had a great final message...but the execution could have been way tighter.
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>>77883384
I think I recall that Fear Itself was, yet again, something intended as a small crossover that got blown up into a LINE-WIDE EVENT and suffered greatly for it, but I don't understand Fraction Thor at all. Like, I just don't get the angle he was going for, anything.

also for fuck's sake, another fucking mass shooting?
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>>77883369
Prez had a strong finish, but ended on a cliffhanger so if DC doesn't print that sequel mini they're going to look awful silly.
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>>77883369
Survivor's Club, Vision, Sheriff of Babylon, Robin War #1 were all good, so was Midnighter and Gotham Academy.

That's all I managed to get to.
And BRE didn't suck today either, so it's 3 issues in a row that have been okay!
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>>77883393
>>77883429
I have ASS8 in floppy but haven't read it yet

haven't read Prez either

I read Midnighter, that was pretty good shit, especially if that's how the first trade ends
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>>77883429
link to Prez thread?
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>>77883499
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

DON'T MOCK THE SHOCKER!
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>>77883531
lololol

also, btw, someone's getting some one punch man in January
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>>77883369
Rocket Girl was surprisingly good for a book that's usually just OK with amazing art.
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>>77883428
I love how Troll's costume makes her look even more goofy and adorable. So fuzzy. Would cuddle.
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>>77883506
I don't think it's been storytimed yet.
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>>77883506
>>>77851790
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>>77883670
ah, thankyou
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All of these Wonder Woman set pics look pretty good.
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>>77883548
well I am buying the shit out of that Prez trade
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>>77883393
>had a great final message
Under all that gore and toilet humor Ennis has a big heart
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>>77883867
If it does as well as Dial H did in trade...there shall be no worries.
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>>77883867
aww, shit, sorry for being slow guys, I just got home and I'm still putzing around putting shit away
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>>77883903
I love it, it's definitely a statement that I've heard before - but mainly because it's a solid and consistent one.
Can apply anywhere.

The mini could have been better, but it would have all been for naught if not for that moral.
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>>77883909
It seems like the kind of thing that could kill in trade, especially with a few right reviews to hit a market that the direct market just doesn't, and with the promise of a good full story
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>>77883369
Not comics, but everyone's losing their shit over Samurai Jack.
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>>77884031
I never quite got the bug for that one, I admit, maybe I was just a bit too old?

Alex de Campi just tweeted about how freaking good Sheriff was
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>>77884062
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>>77884062
I was about the right age and never got into it myself.

It's great news though, I know I'd be excited for Big Guy and Rusty to come back
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>>77884109
also guys STARMAN OMNI 3 is being printed
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>>77884132
I, on the other hand, would sell you all into slavery for a proper Pirates of Dark Water reboot/finish/whatever
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>>77884132
Cool.
So, when is Robinson taking over Doctor Fate?
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>>77884132
>>77884159
I'd kill for a Wonder Woman fil that isn't guaranteed to suck eight kinds of ass.

And can the colorist PLEASE decide if Fixer is supposed to be black or not? It's bothering the hell out of me.
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>>77884174
If only, sigh
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>>77884242
villains~

how are you owls? is there DELICIOUS HAWKMAN again?
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>>77884241
I'd kill for Neonomicon to be written with the amount of attention and love as Providence.

>>77884242
I mean, Levitz is safe...but taking too much time

>>77884278
>how are you owls?
Pretty alright.
Rainy season
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>>77884287
we were very very rainy last week, now it's mid 60s and sunny which is awesome, I can get the last of the cotton and peppers done
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>>77884316
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>>77884241
Pretty sure Fixer is white
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>>77884316
Sounds great.
Although I am a sucker for a white christmas
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>>77884278
Wait, where'd he get that damn hammer?
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>>77884342
THERE IS NO MALICIOUS CODE HERE, 4CHAN
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>>77884278
The Wrecking Crew! I only know them from cartoons and video games, but they're such a great concept for a team
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>>77884395
that's the FEAR ITSELF event, the hammers going out and fucking up villains
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>>77884278
>How are you owls?
Fine, aside from the aforementioned sore eyes.

As much as I enjoy Girl Genius, it takes fucking forever to move along. Where I'm at, Agatha is only just now on her way to Mechanicsburg.
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You OP how long you been storytiming Thunderbolts? Just the Cage stuff, or do these threads go back to when Genis was on the team?
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>>77884417
inorite???

You know, I see some kinship in writing style between Parker and Ostrander
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>>77884422
Was it a good event,or was it just annoying?
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>>77884132
Oooh, I'm looking through the list and there is some good stuff here.

Teen Titans Earth One vol 2 is finally coming out apparently.
This will probably push the Batman one back a few months even though Johns and Frank said they got to start earlier on it.
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>>77884448
I started with Cagebolts proper, and some time later on (we're taking a LOSH break) I'm gonna do more, not sure how yet

BTW n00bs: hi, I am the JSA Storytimer, we read various and sundry, I announce in advance, and I storytime every day I'm not drunk/hungover/traveling at 7 PM CDT
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>>77884479
The wait for Volume 2 was long enough. I think people withstand it getting pushed to next quarter haha.
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>>77884476
Annoying, although at least we got Kid Loki out of it.
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>>77884509
We are currently in the middle of a grand project of reading EVERY LOSH COMIC EVER, and we're taking a break before beginning Threeboot, whenever we get back to it.

We range widely on discussion topics, and anything is open except for shitposting.
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>>77884595
And yes, I got the name because we started out reading everything JSA-related humanly possible, and then we branched out; we tend to read more niche Big Two comics, although I take suggestions.
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>>77884647
So if you are just joining us, settle in, we have some hoot hoot jokes, but we just like comics
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>>77884705
DAT ASS

we also like ass shots and reaction pics
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>>77884779
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>>77884422
>>77884509
The more I read, the more I realize Songbird is my type. There's something incredibly attractive about a woman who is noble, yet pragmatic.

>>77884595
To be honest, Threeboot sounds really fucking stupid. Maybe I'm just butthurt over Reboot being canned for no apparent reason, but this whole "teen revolution" idea seems kind of retarded.
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>>77884558
I thought Kid Loki came from Siege.
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>>77884821
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>>77883369
green lantern
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>>77884852
>>77884823
I think the restarted JiM did come out of Fear Itself, I forget
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>>77884886
was there actually glorious fucking Parallax, or was that all /co/ lies?
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>>77884930
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

is that Illuminati book any good? I stopped by my LCS this evening but didn't know the person working so I didn't chat

>is Rightclops really ded
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>>77884978
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>>77885000
oh Fred
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>>77884978
I hope so, he might be able to escape that way.
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Hey, let me in on this secret Santa biz? .ca here.
S15SRE7JELXX
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>>77885055
"Maybe even the X-Men will decide to help"
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>>77884930
No lies.
>>77866120
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>>77885069
alright, I added you, anon from Canadia

btw, this pastebin is 100% separate from the big thread, we just found that in a thread with a ton of regulars that it was fun to send each other shit with hilarious messages, such as "THANKS FOR THE FOLDER OF OLD MAN CROTCHES"
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>>77885118
HNNNNNNNNG
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>>77885176
Anon! Your waifu! In her full glory!
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>>77885201
Oh honey, you are making bad, bad decisions
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>>77885246
IMPERIUS SEX!

I love you Jeff Parker
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>>77885153
I love how Karla keeps calling the B-team the "Underbolts". It's like she's proud of this whole operation and has gotten snooty about it.
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>>77885317
That's Karla! She'll never admit it, but she gets into the position of responsibility, and her ego is susceptible.
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>>77885317
Hey, she's been there from the beginning.
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>>77885363
>>77885369
that too, she is one of the OG Thunderbolts
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We've talked about what makes villain doing good comics so engaging. I want to add that Thunderbolts and Suicide Squad classic both let the C and D lists shine for once and really show off the gems of both universes. Instead of just seeing the same popular villains again and again

Like when Remender brought back all those dead bronze age villains in his Punisher run. The world needs characters like Turner D Century
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>>77885411
Sooo, I might get to go deer hunting with my SIL, owls :D
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>>77885435
I was so :D that when I tweeted how much we'd lost by no Remender Turner D. Century one-shot, he faved it

I WANTS IT
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>>77885279
Short where it counts the most? Guess that explains why Sue never chose you over Mr Fantastic huh Namor?
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>>77885467
Jen van Meter, btw, is Mrs. Greg Rucka, and has also written some JSA Classified and Dr. Mirage, and that delightful Hourman/Libby/Tigress backup
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>>77885509
>>77885480
Gillen went all in on some Namor jokes but it was hamstrung by that LAAAAAAAAAND art
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>>77885201
>>77885246
>>77885279
>>77885363
>>77885411
All according to keikaku.
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>>77885548
"keikaku" means plan
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>>77885436
Looks like Karla's the new head bitch in charge. As it should be.

>SIL
???
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>>77885597
sister-in-law

Karla is 1000% HBIC
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>>77885467
I like Remender's twitter, he has a fun opinion of himself

" I write silly stories drawn by world class motherfuckers"
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>>77885612
See, Walker knows when you're polite. He'll kick the shit out of you if you're not, but he has manners.
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>>77885509
She wrote a great Black Cat mini, too.
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>>77885665
He's pretty fun

he never answered me when I asked what the Latin Deadly Class motto was SUPPOSED to read, though

because it's not good Latin, and that makes baby Jesus cry
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>>77884821
Everytime I read beta team I keep on thinking it should be "Bravo" team.

I know they're not millitary, but it just feels more right that way.

>>77884822
It's got some solid writing and pretty good scenes.

Far more infighting than I care for, even given the Legion's size and scale in Threeboot and in general.
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>>77885480
His shortness is in his temper.
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>>77885695
Ooh, I never read that one

I just read that Kevin Smith one we should all agree doesn't exist
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>>77885732
USAgent rolls fucking hard, but he's not just a reactionary bully.
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So, decided to bite the bullet and give this out again.
2QZFCPTH7M8G6

Already spied through the others and spotted some possibilities of my own haha
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>>77885783
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>>77885816
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>>77885509
>that delightful Hourman/Libby/Tigress backup
We read that not too long ago, during Johns' JSA run. Delicious Jessie.

In fact, I think that run was what led to the LOSH marathon. Thanks Mordru.
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>>77885832
well this looks kind of like an OZ situation

remember when Beecher shit on Schillinger's face?
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>>77885839
>In fact, I think that run was what led to the LOSH marathon.

Has it been that long?
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>>77885724
Yeah, Threeboot (the good part) is well done, it's just...weird.
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>>77885839
Yeah, it was actually the back up in Sturges All-Stars, I think

but yeah, blame Mordru for all that, too

Dreamy top waifu
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>>77885865
It's been most of a year

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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>>77885897
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>>77885933
what new was good today? I saw Spidey #1 at my LCS
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>>77885959
Oh, I see Red Wolf was out today, too

that made no splash based on my subjective readings
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>>77885865
Didn't we start in like January?
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>>77885317
She'd never admit it, but Karla really likes being a Thunderbolt. She was also one of the characters who really made the OG team work.
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>>77886003
Wow.
It's felt way longer.
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>>77885959

Sheriff of Babylon.
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>>77886003
the mind reels!
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>>77886031
I know it's Eventshit, but how was Robin War?
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>>77886055
ugh
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>>77886071
Let's do at least one more, maybe two, you know?

please chat at me, owls
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>>77885994
Marvel jumped straight into a story reminiscent of the last long-running arc of All-Star Western because they know based on that there's no audience for westerns and it's unlikely there's a Marvel-equivalent of Didio who'll keep it on way past cancellation numbers because he likes it.
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>>77886095
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>>77886115
Oh yeah, Fear Itself involved a LOT of Nazis.

>>77886105
hail Didio

BETTING POOL: how many issues will Weisman Nightmask/Starbrand get
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>>77885959
Spidey #1 was ... not terrible, but also completely at odds with original characterizations and character designs. Really not sure what to make of it.
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>>77886142
fuck, forgot the fucking pic
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>>77886055
I liked it. A lot of people seemed upset that corrupt cops in Gotham were corrupt, because anything that portrays police as less than heroes must be liberal -ganda.

There's something really appealing to me about superhero gang wars where both sides have loads of themed minions.
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>>77885865
>>77885877
>>77886003
It's been so long since we started.

And we still have Threeboot, Retroboot, Legion of Three Worlds, Nu52.... And the cartoon has a few tie-in comics as well. Not to mention all the other miscellaneous stuff the Legion appears in.
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>>77886142
It'll get two trades worth of stuff

So about 8 issues since this is Marvel
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>>77886182
It's far less than where we've been, and cartoon tie-ins are really optional

someone ran Lightning Saga today, was it?

>>77886200
I give it one trade, Weisman curse and zero giving of shits
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After the last issue of Vision, the narrator now speaks in Mary Alice's voice from Desperate Housewives...just does

>>77886182
God, this is gonna be heavy
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>>77886142
Weisman's projects tend to suffer an early, cruel death, but Kanan has stuck around a surprising number of issues so... who knows, really.
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>>77886055
It was good to me. I'm tired of CoO but this seems more well done than how they've been used after their first appearance.

Though a lot of people seem to not like it because of >>77886172 or they're afraid that Duke and the other kids doing well will cause Damian to stop being Robin or something.
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>>77886223
Fixer is....disgruntled, and it's been building
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>>77886055
The dialogue was good thanks to King. Great Damian bants.
>>77886144
For some reason they marketed a Chapter One/Ultimate-style series as an Untold Tales series even though the former is just going to make fans of the latter mad. Though their Spider-Man selling strategy is to make fans perpetually mad...
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>>77886172
>people upset that one of the most corrupt cities in the DCU has corrupt cops
I fucking swear...
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>>77886261
lol, that salute
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>>77886272
Reminds me of the mild uproar that Gotham-Bullock was corrupt at first
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>>77886223

>someone ran Lightning Saga today, was it?

Batman beat Karate Kid up with "Fist fighting, straight from the streets of Gotham"

so that'll be an experience to read
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>>77886282
BTW, apparently the other night The Ladies found 1) a Green Lantern ring 2) pink sunglasses and spent almost an hour playing GL vs. Star Sapphire
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>>77886305
There was an "Armorr" shoutout in Middy today
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Robin War was worth it for Damien, I love that little prick.

>Who's your leader
>We don't have a leader
>Good then, I'm the leader
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>>77886055
>backstabbing a man who offered you friendship and pie
I knew Crossbones was evil, but really?
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>>77886327
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>>77886340
>>77886339
Crossbones is an irredeemable cunt
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>>77886223
My favorite thing about Mach V is that he genuinely cares about reforming his former colleges and peers.
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>>77886356
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>>77886282
Karla, pls.

>>77886261
Dude is a C-list Iron Man who has to put up with more bullshit than is standard for a C-lister. Hard to blame him for being pissed.
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>>77886333
>easy to forget robin
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>>77886305
>Aw, he's dreaming he's killing..
Yeah, Boomerang's pretty great in this.
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>>77886405
PIMP-FIVE
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>>77886491
Ahhhhh, so much Moonstone ass

OH FUCK SHE'S PULLING OUT THE HEAVY WEAPONRY
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>>77886261
Of course he's fucking agitated. Do you know how many SCARED and ANGRY people there are surrounding him?
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>>77886304
Wasn't he sick?
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>>77886504
> that face
It's like saying the word "friend" with zero irony hurts her
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>>77886520
Yeah, they later revealed he was dying. Also, Batman beat him by cheating anyway.
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>>77886491
Sound tornado?

>>77886504
>FRIENDSHIP
Must.... resist.... obvious reference. ... Low.... hanging.... fruit...
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>>77886304
No, Karate Kid was taking him down pretty easy, Black Lightning just zapped the two of them and Batman was the only one with insulated boots.
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>>77886504
>>77886558
it does
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>>77886619
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>>77886558
It probably does. Karla's tsundere as fuck.
>I-It's not like I enjoy being a Thunderbolt or anything!
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>>77886639
we abstract art now
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>>77886653
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>go to paheal
>theres that little moonstone
>its all her other costume
that it, im done reading thunderbolts
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>>77886678
Oh anon, if you hold on, there's gonna be some....multiple Moonstone action, in the future
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>>77886703
pwned
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>>77886719
Btw, owls, because it's Christmastide?

Every weekend! Classic!

STORYTIME OF PAIN!
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>>77886736
Oh hell, comicon all over again.
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>>77886736

I'm real tempted to try and run some classic bad storytimes over the week but know i'm too lazy
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>>77886736
Good thing.
But you're going to be stiff with competition.

I helped Kind Storyteller put together a collection of Crossed's worst arcs to SoP on satirday
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>>77886736
If you missed MOON NAZIS, GAY FOR JUSTICE, RISE OF ARSENAL, DREAMWAR, WAR MACHINE 2.0, you are in fucking luck
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>>77886736
LOOKS LIKE MOONSTONE'S BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIIIIIN
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>>77886780
No, that's cool, and if it's too crowded, bleh, but I know that thanks to you wonderful owls I tend to draw a more interesting crowd

Also, I'm willing to run it slower and comment, not just dump it. Yes, owls, I enter every captcha by hand, no 4chan pass
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>>77886784
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>>77886784
What?
No CROSSING?

It's the Paul Dano of Storytime of Pains.
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>>77886619
Satana got in trouble for drawing on the walls a lot as a child, didn't she?
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>>77886703
>We existed before that which came before.
Bet that sounded really cool in your head, right? Dumbass.

>>77886736
One presumes Cry for Justice and Rise of Arsenal, yes? Time to dive in to the madness!
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>>77886833
IT'S TOO LONG AND MOST OF IT IS FUCKING BORING AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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>>77886784
Yeah the Nanites won't work, the X-Men set his entire bloodstream on fire and it only mad him mad
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>>77886862
We can do it!
TOGETHER!
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>>77886844
omg cranky!anon? have you NOT READY THOSE?

holy shiiiiiiiit you're in for a tiiiiiiiime

>>77886870
wasn't that Gillen writing ADAM X? i have that panel saved somewhere!
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>>77886894
>>77886921
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>77886784
>MOON NAZIS
I feel bad for forgetting about MOON NAZIS. "Good" stuff.

>War Machine 2.0
Wait, we're doing that shit again? Ew. Just... ew.

>>77886833
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAVE. NO CROSSING. HELL ASS NO.
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posting my amazon list. be gentle
i haven't posted in the main thread yet

21JQQQISJ5WAY
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>>77886921
fucking LAND

>>77886960
We might. I mean, I'm flexible. It depends on the amounts of tribute and hooch I receive.
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>>77886960
Ah well, one of these days I'll fine another 10 buck Crossing omnibus and then we'll raffle it off
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>>77886966
you added, anon

>>77886996
Dave, that would be a fucking riot, I'd be happy to pay for shipping
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the only thing I know about this series is that I have heroclix of all the chosen

seems bretty cool
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>>77887008
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>>77886966
> Avengers: The Crossing Omnibus
You sick fuck
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>>77886894
>omg cranky!anon? have you NOT READY THOSE?
Oh no, I have. In these threads, even.

Rise of Arsenal is arguably worse than Cry for Justice, since at least Gay for Justice is shit all the way through, whereas RoA has the utter gall to start off with a solid, and genuinely emotionally compelling first issue.
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>>77886972
What's a .6 tremor? Because if we're talking Richter (or Moment Magnitude) scale that's imperceptible.
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>>77887024
Man, if shipping weren't suck, I'd send you guys cookies. I make amazing cookies.
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>>77886960
>War Machine 2.0
We should post that near Winter Break and the kids have free time. They need to suffer as we have.
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>>77887044
Also Gay for Justice is 1) long 2) has some better art in it

But I do believe Robinson when he says that it didn't exactly come out as it was pitched
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>>77887036
How much is it?
If it's more than 10 bucks - it's too much
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>>77887047
Maybe they meant 6.0 and fucked up?
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>>77887047
Maybe they meant 6.0, though a small earthquake in the lower midwest is pretty damn nuts, especially if it's being caused by a dude jumping around.
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>>77887093
Yeah, totally. Gonna do that once finals are over. Ahhh, I don't miss grading finals, no not one bit!

>>77887136
They had to mean 6.0. Also, Chicago doesn't get earthquakes, SE Missouri does, and every once in a while they are motherfuckers on the New Madrid Fault
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>>77887111
It's available New for $30 from third part sellers
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>>77887111

sadly the cheapest seems to be 30 from a third party seller. One day i'll find it cheap ;_;7

>>77887103

the making of Cry for Justice book would be fascinating I bet
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>>77887146
hehehe, no, google the New Madrid Fault

last time it went off it 1) changed the course of the Mississippi 2) rang the church bells in Boston
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>>77886678
you think thats bad, theres 5 of satana
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>>77887179
>>77887180
Hell - if I had bought that omnibus - I'd gladly ship it to ya at my expense.

30-99 is insanity.
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>>77887136
>>77887146
I guess so. 0.6 isn't a "small earthquake", it would be something that nobody could feel or notice.

My Californian is showing, isn't it?
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>>77887220
I wouldn't know, I'm Californian too.
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>>77887210
> For the record I wasn't worried about you
Oh Karla don't be afraid of your feelings, it upsets Man-Thing
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>>77887093
I mean, I'm down, I just didn't realize we'd ever re-visit it. They really couldn't get better graphics for their 3D models? The fucking things don't even move in this format, so there's no excuse for such shoddy work. Goddamn.

>>77887103
>But I do believe Robinson when he says that it didn't exactly come out as it was pitched
I believe him too. No sane person willingly writes that kind of garbage. Seriously, what was up with killing off all those C-listers? Fucking pointless and in one case kind of offensive.
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>>77887220
>>77887267
I barely believe in California, but I grew up on a fault line too

Oh, Karla, we love you too
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>>77887220
Painfully. How's the drought?
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>>77887330
It's supposed to rain tomorrow!

Although I'm still mostly just hoping this El Nino delivers bigtime.

>captcha is cacti
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>>77887330
Is it bad that El NiƱo sounds great right now?
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>>77887327
It's just...I know you guys resuffer it with me, and bless you for it, because every time some n00b goes THIS IS FUCKING REAL? And then I receive the infusion of life energy I need to keep going.

>>77887383
This El Nino has been fucking us up the ass in Texas, so I hope it fucks you too
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>>77887415
As long as we can continue to post edits of the artwork
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>>77887383
>It's supposed to rain tomorrow!
Pity.
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>>77887210
>For the record, I wasn't worried about you.
Aww! Karla, why you so tsun-tsun~?
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>>77887415
Moonstone straddling the Chicago River?

I'd love it

(ST went to college in the fine city of Chicago)

>>77887443
POST AWAY
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>>77887483
ohhh shit it's PROMONTORY POINT!!!!
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>>77887466
Why, is turning into a desert funny?
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>>77887507
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>>77887483
And then the rocket hit the SWORD outpost
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>>77887574
oh shit look who it is
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>>77887613
no one fucking cares about SWORD anyway

Oh, my LCS had cards for the upcoming January or whatever Captain Marvel relaunch
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>>77887327
Killing off C-listers is kind of a thing with him, though.
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>>77887663
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>>77887686
Heeeeeey, Lakeshore Drive! I know and love you.

hey owls, we up for one more? if we are, I promise you something...
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>>77887415
>It's just...I know you guys resuffer it with me, and bless you for it, because every time some n00b goes THIS IS FUCKING REAL? And then I receive the infusion of life energy I need to keep going.
I've said this before, but it's a point I feel needs to be stressed.

Reading bad stories gives you a better appreciation for good stories by showing you what doesn't work and how things can be done wrong. SoPs are important, dammit!
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>>77887715
Man, I wanna go to Florida some time. Buy weird plants, sit on the beach, all of that.
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>>77887734
Also figuring out exactly WHY an SoP is bad is important. Is it just a bad idea? How is the execution bad, and what can we blame it on? etc.

one thing here: I don't think the beach is that nice or obvious on the Lake
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>>77887715
Why not?
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>>77887799
WHOOPS

If we vote yes, one more should wrap this up
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>>77887525
It is when you're not a coastfag and don't waste water on growing fucking almonds.

But seriously, enjoy the rainfall.
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>>77887827
one more please
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>>77887799
(that said, I only ever went to the Lake Michigan shore at the Point, wherein it is huge-ass stone breakers and I didn't get in because it's fucking cold)
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>>77887827
Let's finish this. I'm waiting for that one trailer anyway.
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>>77887869
de Landro is, btw, the main Bitch Planet artist now

Did I link to that interesting takedown of that book?
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>>77887923
>>
it's so weird getting to the point of nostalgic distance from these crappy events. seeming the different cover designs come and go, kinda comfy

>>77887923

don't think so. i'm loving BP
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>>77887923
Not that I remember.
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>>77887715
>>77887827
>One more?
I'm down.

>>77887763
>Man, I wanna go to Florida some time. Buy weird plants, sit on the beach, all of that.
Just be wary of the traffic. Ain't nobody knows how to fucking drive around here.
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>>77887763
it's great if you like 80+ degrees celsius and 100 percent humidity all year
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>>77887960
>>77887976
https://mercurialblonde.wordpress.com/2015/11/04/bitch-planet-more-ras-kass-than-chuck-d/

Not posted with complete endorsement, natch, but worth thinking about?

>>77888045
I live in Central Texas, anon, I know some fucking shit weather
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>>77887979
Yeah, I've heard about that

I'd want to aim for some good shelling beaches and more out of town/laid back shit, and you'd have to fucking pay me to go into Miami
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>>77888172
like, a lot....except that I want to go to the Kampong like BURNING, unf unf unf
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>>77888203
DAT AXE
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>>77888232
wait, is All-New X-Men total shit or not?
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>>77888299
poor Shocker
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>>77888299

Haven't gotten high enough to attempt today's X-Books but probably standard 3/5 boring X-Kid stuff
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>>77888232
>converting headquarters into a flying fortress
I have no real commentary for this, that's just cool.

Also, Troll continues to be a total cutie. Has she been in anything recent? Did Bendis ever get his fat grubby hands on her?
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>>77888421
a TELEPORTING flying fortress
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>>77888299
Fixer you really need to cool your jets, this sort of behavior is why they don't trust you to lead.
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>>77888299
Oh, Fixer. All out of fucks to give, poor bastard.
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>>77888421
Apparently she was in Gillen YA
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>>77888539
This event has him really tightly wound.
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>>77888551
was she gay in that
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>>77888344
I need more booze
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>>77888094

I get their point but I also give the book a LOT of leeway from seeing others react to it strongly, like getting tattoos after issue 1. I think there's something there to cause that resonance. The stuff about being overwritten is legit, I'd like to see the art carry more of the story.

Some of it seems nitpicking about the world building tho which I think is sloppy in that b-movie way of throwing out the ideas and hoping they work. It doesn't bother me.
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>>77888551
ugh, Gillen YA, that's a fate worse than death
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>>77888641
> after issue 1
They were getting them before it too, issue 1 had photos of a bunch of them in the back
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>>77888631
>tfw can't drink until I get home from work
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>>77888299
it was good, this issue focused more on teen scoot trying to be right
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>>77888641
I'm really weirdly fascinated by the people who got the fucking tats after one issue, I admit. Man, that's like, body-altering shit, and so quick? But that's a hang-up of mine, I know

BUT I have also found the online/esp tumblr cult of KSD very unnerving
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>>77888622
>>77888672
she was only a background character that was use for a fight, she didnt become gay.
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>>77888770

All those cults of personality are really weird, Morrison's bad about it too.
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>>77888716
STORYTELLER NEEDS BOOZE

I RAN THE HAWKSNARL!!!!
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>>77886356
Can someone edit that final panel to be 400% MAD?
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>>77888848
Well he did have his own con. I'm not sure if I want to believe the stories I hear about that thing
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>>77888857
hey guys, something COOL is about to come up

>>77888811
I mean, Satana is pretty equal-opportunity, to be fair
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>>77888770
>choke a bitch out and eat it
Mmm, tasty.

You know, I've never had frog before. Wonder if it's any good.
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>>77888887
'Norbert' is just a great old-fashioned name

>>77888893
honestly? tastes pretty much like chicken.
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>>77888893
frogs taste like surrender and shame
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>>77888857
>Satana think's she's gonna flash her
I'm liking her more and more
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>>77888893
I've had gator and it was tasty I'm sure frogs are fine
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>>77888925
Oh my god, Becky.

Look at her butt.
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>>77886172
>>77886272
It was smug garbage. You can show corrupt cops without making a PSA about microaggressions. Fucking Big Man Plans had less cartoonish crooked cops in its last issue.
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>>77888857
Satana, pls. She must be a demon, cause she knows exactly how to tempt me.
>tfw yuri-fag
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>>77888848
I'm glad Morrison's not on tumblr and twitter. I can't even imagine him dealing with the constant sycophant/righteous hatred cycle that Simone and KSD are always wrapped up in.
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>>77888893
OP is right, as cliche as it may sound they taste like chicken.
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>>77888961
GIANT-SIZE

MAN-THING
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>>77888925
>HOW CAN YOU STILL BE CONNECTED WITH HIM?

Because he was the only Thunderbolt Zemo doesn't blackmail into joining with him when he unvei-why am I telling you this Abner, YOU WERE THERE!
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>>77889041
Simone predates it, also she has a fair number of detractors because she likes Cerebus the Aardvark
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>>77889054
please tell me there's a kaiju battle coming up
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>>77889054
I've got a Giant-Size Man-Thing to show you, baby.
By which I mean I own that issue
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>>77889087
Shhh, shhhh, we'll read Thunderbolts from the top later

>>77889092
Pffft, I can lol at Sim for his knock-off Otto Weininger misogyny because motherfucker I read that shit auf deutsch and still respect Cerebus for what it is
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>>77889054
And then Man-Thing was a kaiju.

>I don't know! Isn't it exciting?
Storyteller, you're doing this shit on purpose, i swear. It's like you seek out books containing prime waifu material. Almost every damn time. Even fucking Battle Pope had that cute succubus.
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>>77889113
I want to own this

But I will honestly like, ummm, be eternally grateful? for L.E.G.I.O.N. singles. I mean, I'll send you cookies and/or plant seeds.
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>>77888925
Fixer was pretty much the only member of the original T-Bolts that wasn't really bothered by Zemo, makes sense he might still be on speaking terms with him.
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>>77889160
I am sad there is little to none porn of troll
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>>77889054
I like how, Giant Sized Man-Thing still looks so lost and forlorn.
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>>77889160
Yes, I 10000% do it on purpose.

FOR YOU
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>>77888987
>she must be a demon
>SATANa
Anon, just think about it for a minute
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>>77889196
ahem, does anyone here know the song for 'Mrs. O'Leary's Cow'? Or do I have to sing it by myself?

(one dark night, while we were all in bed)

Also vote: one more or sleep
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>>77889224
One more please.
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>>77889224
I am caffeinated. One more.
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>>77889174
Sorry, it's the crown jewel of my collection. I wouldn't trade it for all the cookies in the world. Maybe for all the cookies of two worlds, but even then...
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>>77889132
>still respect Cerebus for what it is
Yeah, the people who hate Cerebus for Sim's views are the same people that shit on all of Frank Miller's work for Holy Terror
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>>77889224
MORE. ANOTHER
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>>77889174
I'll check the dollar bins at my LCS and see what they have next time I stop by.
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>>77889160
I'd say it's more that every book has at least one waifu in it. Even that stupid Villains for Hire book has Molten Vagina Woman.
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>>77889265
I mean, I think it goes off the fucking rails in a profound way, but I still dig the craft and what comes before

>>77889266
>>77889253
>>77889252
OKAY

please send booze :(
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>>77889329
>Namor
Aaaaand I'm out.
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>>77889313
OOOH do I need to run that again????

Sorry, I'm a weird mix of wired and drunk. That wants to be MORE drunk.

And I supported the High Society Kickstarter, but even though my shelves are limited, I'd LOVE to have phonebooks.
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>>77889369
there is no actual Namor, really

also lol at Squadron Supreme with ded Namor
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>>77889392
Shit, I'd like to be in Austria
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>>77889392
>no actual Namor
Aw.
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>>77889313
Cheshire was my waifu there. Still amazing how Molten Vagina Woman became the most sensible and likable character.
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>>77889329
Damn, it's only four years ago and Marvel still hasn't felt the need to slap #1s whenever possible. The current era of non-stop renumbering feels longer than that somehow.
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>>77889372
>OOOH do I need to run that again????
Yes. I keep hearing about this, and curiosity has me by the balls.
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>>77889420
Austrian accents are really cute! Very bouncy!
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>>77889372
That was pretty batshit too.
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>>77889436
Titans: Villains for Hire is indeed that top-notch sort of trainwreck

I'll do it as a holiday SoP
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>>77889372
>I LEAVE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES....
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>>77889462
I was gonna mow the lawn
and then I got high~
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>>77889474
I'm thinking of running Deathblow and Herbie Popnecker again
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>>77889482
Isn't it funny just how much better Parker Cage is than anything Bendis ever got close to doing with him?
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>>77889501
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>>77889519
Judge is good people.
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>>77889517
>Herbie Popnecker
Aw yeah.
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>>77889535
Awww, fixer

Hey anons, has there been more Afterlife with Archie since that FUCKING AMAZING Sabrina issue???
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>>77889329
That's another problem, people hating what they're told to hate without trying it. I feel certain that most people who hate Cerebus only ever read about it and it's creator
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>>77889565
SEE THIS is why Parkerbolts is a notch above. You get the regrets. You see people fucking up and it's not just Protagonist Based Morality.
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>>77889440
I love Troll's costume. She's so fluffy!
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>>77889518
His Cage is so offensively boring I find it hard to believe he's his husbando.
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>>77889565
How long has it been since that Sabrina issue?
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>>77889578
TO BE FAIR, what Dave Sim goes into is deeply offensive at best, but I do think there's a lot to be read and enjoyed and salvaged and even read against the obvious creator's intention.

>>77889624
A really long time. I love RAS, and I love his MK4 beyond all reason, but damn, that's been slow.
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>>77889650
I think I myself am jaded against the Sim-type stuff because hi, I professionally do 19th century, I'm used to the most toxic kind of misogyny like it's pond water. Many people are not, and it thus hits them harder.
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>>77889650
You're very much correct.
If only on either a dissection standpoint or art one
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>>77889682
Aww shit, sorry I missed the opportunity to sync this exactly, but we were listening to this today cleaning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qafnJ6mRbgk

NAZIS!!!!
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>>77889721
They just can't escape the germans.
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>>77889721
Gotta say, I was kind of hoping for the crazy WWI germans from earlier.
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>>77889682
Karla has big bunny slippers. :3

>I professionally do 19th century
What do you mean? You a historian or something?
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>>77889794

Can't strike the Reich.
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>>77889838
I'm a lapsed academic, yeah
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>>77889846
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>>77889918
New soundtrack: my great-uncle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glmw7xluWZ8
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>>77889939
WAS ist, you undeutsche schweine
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>>77889979
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>>77889995
WHOOPS
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>>77889918
>>77889939
Jeff Parker: "Hm. Villains or no, the T-Bolts have pulled a pretty dick move here. How do I keep the 'hero' part of 'anti-heroes'? ....Oh, I know! I'll have them beat up Nazis!"
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>>77890036
Oooh, Speedo Namor
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>>77890036
What, no Union Jack?
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>>77890087
THANKS FOR READING OWLS

MORE TOMORROW
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>>77889918
No Norb. Space IS Time.
This is why you aren't in charge.
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>>77890113
Thanks OP!
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>>77890113
Thanks OP
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>>77890113
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.

>everything about that last panel
Karla Sofen, never change. You are fantastic.
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>>77889918
>Guys c'mon we're going to break Ti
>>77889939
>Guys listen to me, this is going to lead to some "A Sound of Thunder" Shit
>GUUUUUUUUUUUYS!
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>>77890191
I mean, right now I'm onto to some Reverend Horton Heat, but that's all me, baby
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>>77889811
WWI gets so little attention. I mean, I get why, but you'd think people would be willing to mine it a little.
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>>77890113
Karla is there no depth you will not sink to?
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>>77890113
she wants his star spangled banner
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>>77890242
The problem with World War 1 is shit got so bad that people would have a hard time believing how bad it got.
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>>77890264
LOL N00B
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>>77890264
No. I'm pretty sure part of the reason why she's been so sassy in this run is because she's aware everyone knows she's a manipulative bitch and she figures wisecracking constantly might get them to lower their guards a little.
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>>77886340
"The Vago-"
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>>77890113
Fuck things are going to get crazy now. Also I am dying of Juggo feels. He was doing so well, but everything just went wrong
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>>77890113
>not calling herself meteorite
Missed opportunity.
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>>77890087
IMPERIUS REX MUTHERFUCKERS
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>>77890807
It's not like Moonstone has a bad rep yet.
>>
Parker is great.
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>>77886115
Goddammit Shocker's powers aren't electric!
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>>77892677
They REALLY wanted to make a Muppets reference.
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>>77893275
and bless them for it
>>
thunderbump
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>>77890322
WWI was a fucking horrorshow.
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>>77896393
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>>77883253
Ah, 2011 when Marvel was still good
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>>77899042
>2011 Marvel
>good
Haha, no? 2011 Marvel was fucking awful and the worst year for Marvel since '05. Just because it's when you first started reading comics and hadn't become a bitter troglodyte yet doesn't some how make it good.

Parkerbolts was one of the few good things within an ocean of shit, and even that started going to shit post-Fear Itself.
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>>77883253
The Avengers Academy issue for this was pretty solid too.
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>>77886504
>and the academy award goes to!
>>
bump for great story time
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>>77900193
I started reading in 2007
2011 was a great year compared to now. Allow me my whistful nostalgia.
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>>77902440
You do you, man. I stand by the fact that 90s Marvel gets way more shit than it deserves, is better overall than the mid-00s, and that Onslaught Saga is the best event Marvel has ever done.

I can acknowledge that these opinions are purely a result of my own nostalgia from the era since that's when I started reading comics and hadn't gotten critical of what I was reading yet. Long as it had big guns and an X on it, it was good to me.
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>>77886261
All of a sudden I'm reminded of how really, really shit Fear Itself: Fearless Four was.
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>>77901952
Bump of all the booze is gone
>>
What are the start and ending issues of this run of the bolts?
Honestly they are my favorite.
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>>77904862
There are 3 prior Parkerbolts threads in the archive.
OP is presumably finishing the run with another thread, I'm pretty sure it ends around 163.
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>>77904775
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>>77910262
bump of oh man, I was pretty silly last night
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>>77888873
Done.
Anyone able to shop out the background?
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