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Harley's Little Black Book #1 storytime

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Prepare your dicks
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>>77883175
>that wondy
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>>77883434
The timeline here is making my head hurt.
Diana's under 25 and has only been active for a few years.
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>>77883491

So, Harley was always a psycho. Joker didn't turn her into one, he just gave her an excuse.
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Wonder Woman is used to working with child murderers.
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Now begins the interesting part of the book
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>>77884002
Muh fetish
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>>77884037
>Harley's boobs are smaller then Dianas
Cute.
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>>77884037
Did she dye her hair or bring a wig.
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>>77884293
Diana is gonna punch her face in.
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>>77884293
>Bitch you crazy.
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>>77884177
the dick is having a hard time with this.
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>my suit is... moist
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>>77884501
>my suit is... moist

Her suit's got nothin' on my dick.
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>>77884571
>does the carpet match-?

That person's asking the right questions here.
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That was fun. Thanks for the storytime OP. Like most of /co/ I hated the idea of anti-hero Harley but this was bretty good.
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What the fuck did I just read.
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>>77883175
I love how Conner draws pushed up tits
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>>77883542
they dont care
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>>77886147
A good, fun Harley book, what did you think it was anon?
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>>77884002
This would be so hot if they were allowed to actually do more with it
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>>77883175
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>>77884293
Fucking christ
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>>77883542
>The timeline here is making my head hurt.
>Diana's under 25 and has only been active for a few years.

Maybe Harley is just so batshit insane that she still has memories from the old timeline?
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>>77884326
I find it funny that before this solo, the only girl Harley was ever interested in was Ivy, now she seems to have a fetish for super women
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>>77888985
After spending an extended period of time with Peej I'd have a fetish for super chicks as well.
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>>77883175
Amanda conner clearly drew this one handed and I love it.
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>>77884002
>Harley Quinn drugs and sexually assaults Wonder Woman
Oh DC, you scamps.
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>Diana in that outfit
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lol this was so fun xd I love Harley!
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Know what I liked most about this comic? The cover shows you exactly what's inside, that's something that I haven't seen comics do for a while now.
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>>77884002
>>77888146

So Harley enjoyed herself a bit that we know, the real question is

Was It Rape?
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>>77889885
This. Fucking real talk, this.
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>>77889891
Legally speaking, stripping someone naked without their consent and is sexual assault.
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>>77889966
Between this and trying to strip PG has Harley become a lesbian rapist?
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This just came out today? Dammit, now I might have to go to the comic shop for the first time in months to pick it up.
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>>77890023
Kinda.
Hasn't she also drugged and fooled around with guys with Poison Ivy as well?
She's kind of a goddamn monster who gets away with it because cute and funny.
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Conner's being a fucking miracle of the DC universe right now.

So based.
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>>77883542
Harley Quinn is out of continuity
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>>77889960
I noticed this and a few Marvel titles are showing us exactly what we'll get with the comic and this fucking pleases me, no longer will I be tricked into buying a shitty comic with a good name and awesome cover art (Fuck you Way's Thunderbolts).
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>>77883467
>inspired by WW
>goes directly for the neck
Pottery
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>>77884177
delicous
time for feet
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>>77883656
Not muh Legion. At least they have to no-kill code though
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>>77883175
So why is this called Harley's Little Black Book, is this going to be a whole series of Harley running into different heroes and helping them out because if so that not really different from what Harley does in any series she appears in.
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>>77884609
Hah, just notice but Harley is totally copin a feel on some sweet amazon ass.
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>>77883722
at least in new 52
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That was... surprisingly good...

Granted Harley's always worked best when she has a straight man to bounce off of...

Does anyone know what the release schedule for this series is? Based on the length, I suspect this'll be a seasonal book...
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>>77896675

Always been that way

>>77896691

Bi monthly
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>>77896350
That's exactly what it is, it's pretty much Deadpool Team Up, but more tolerable. I'm looking forward to seeing her team up with Jason and Roy and Aquaman.
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>>77896691
Conner and Palmiotti have been doing the world a service recently by giving us sexy capes that are equal parts smart and smut. God bless that incorrigible, crazy couple.
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>>77896730
That's exactly what I thought desu. Like, they're actually making an effort for the characters to try and interact with each other proper instead of Deadpool just messing everyone's hairs and yelling "GOTCHA!" to the audience.
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>>77896762
I don't think I would mind a Deadpool Team up now days, the problem with the old run was that it was being written and published right in the middle of the fucking Waypool plague. The Deadpool and Spider-Man book sounds amazing and I can't wait for it since the creative team is aces for both characters, I feel the creative team for HBB works exactly the same, perfectly.
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>>77884037
why does Diana have facelift tape in her medicine cabinet
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>>77896844
It's her friend's apartment, she is just house sitting. I thought the same thing though
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>>77896844
She don't, she is house sitting/ cat feeding gor a friend
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>>77884037
don't the bracers weigh a million pounds or so?
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>>77884114
well, harley does have the neck snapping part of diana's fighting style down
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>>77896900
well Harley is stronger than the average person, Enhanced strength instead of Super strength. Sooo, who knows
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>>77890443
This idea is stupid as fuck with the current universe though. It'd be different if the universe and comics were built around episodic stories like in the Silver Age, but almost all Nu52 ongoings have arcs that drag on for years at a time, and this shot can easily spoil shit for no reason, like with Superman losing his powers. Everything is intertwined to each other as well, so it seems more like an excuse to ignore plot holes rather than have an explanation.
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>>77897671
Is it really so hard to wrap your head around a few books wandering around outside "official" continuity?
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>>77884177

Has wonder woman always painted get fingers and toes? I feel like she was always going all natural. Amazon / made from clay beauty and all that.
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>>77898105
maybe she just likes to sometimes
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The next is with Green Lantern.
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>>77898133

Hmmm that's hot. I just imagine after a long day of kicking ass, she comes home and locks the door. She turns the lights down and opens a secret cabinet. She pulls out a small bottle of nail polish. She then spend the next 20 minutes painting her nails with "girls just wanna have fun" playing in the background.
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>>77889891
well, yes.
but Harley is a mental patient, insanity plea personified, good luck having that rape charge stick!
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>>77898243
Ha, turns out Ivy gets arrested for teaching Harley bad habbits.
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>>77883363
Holy shit this is fucking retarded

Harley/Diana fans writing shit are at their fucking worst
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>>77884002
>Retarded feminists won't freak out and scream rape over this like any time a guy does anything similar

My only consolation is that they will die one day.
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>>77898197
Which one?
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>>77884037
Sleepycomics.com.
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So wait, I'm supposed to read this and believe Harley is a heroic character and not a despicable scumbag?

Why is this something that sticks but private eye Riddler was gone after a rather short while because apparently no villain but Harley deserves a lasting redemption
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>>77898471
Just a few weeks ago in this timeline she murdered a some airport employee for not having her luggage when she landed. Stuff her body in a suitcase too.

She needs to have her jaw broken and get locked up in Arkham. Or if not that have lots of sex with Ivy on panel for us.

...what?
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>>77898471
I was thinking the same thing. Seems like pandering to her tumblr fanbase. There are better Batman villains who could do a much better series like this than her, but they don't have her following.

And its not even that great tbqh.
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>>77886147
A steaming pile of bullshit.
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>>77884002
Harley sexually assaults wonder woman. Truly we are living in great times.
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>>77898580
Imagine a series where Harley does this to some heroine every issue...

>Gets Ivy to "help" by having her make out with them first to knock them out
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>>77898597
>Every issue
For what purpose?
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>>77898597
Starfire issue when?
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>>77898471
>So wait, I'm supposed to read this and believe Harley is a heroic character and not a despicable scumbag?

No. She's completely crazy, though not completely evil. Very little but very distorted morals.

The book isn't even remotely trying to hide it.
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>>77898498
Assuming you'd just want to score sympathy points for them, there's a plenty of options:

>detective Riddler again
>Bane
>Man-Bat
>Mr. Freeze

Hell, Poison Ivy would make more sense shown as a redeemable person. Or Croc, or even Penguin. Not to mention a lot of non-Batman villains like Black Adam or the Rogues.
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>>77898629
Go away, vagina.

Never thought I'd say that.
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>>77898653
>Riddler
>Two Face
>Bane
>Man Bat
>Mr. Freeze
>Ivy
>Croc
I wanna see all these guys get redeemed. Snyder or some other Batman writer should have Batman help them out in some way and over the next 2 or so years, gradually fix these guys, cause that'd be something to read.

But they pick fucking Harley Quinn.
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>>77898629
So that I can get HARD reading an amazing FUNNY BOOK about DEEP, COMPLEX and LIKABLE character that is Harley of course.
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>>77898453
HARLEY’S LITTLE BLACK BOOK #2
Written by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI
Art by JOHN TIMMS
Cover by AMANDA CONNER
1:25 Variant cover by JOHN TIMMS
On sale FEBRUARY 3 • 48 pg, FC, $4.99 US • RATED T+
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for more information.
Guest-starring Green Lantern! Black and red are kind of Harley Quinn’s thing…so when the most unique power ring in the universe crosses her path, she has no choice but to put it on, right? Unfortunately for Harley—and everyone else—this hybrid ring is fueled by rage and death…and things are gonna get out of hand very quickly!
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>>77898685
Oh right, I forgot about Harvey. I'd say the original Ventriloquist is redeemable too.

Stick Ivy on a team with Buddy Baker or Swampy and have an arc about her realizing there's a necessary balance between Green, Red and Rot and that she can use her abilities for good. A lot of the others would be easy to write a redemption arc for too, Riddler and Bane already had decent ones in the past.
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>>77898706
Holy shit is the entire premise of this series that she annoys the fuck out of some hero in a team up? Nevermind, I want more of this just for this premise

>Little Black Book
Okay, yeah, it makes sense. I didn't know anything about this when I opened the thread.
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>>77898706
Damn, I was hoping for that little squirrel GL. B'dg I think his name is.
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>>77898736
Makes you wonder. Anon said that this series was sorta out of continuity, so it doesn't fuck with the Batman status quo. Those other stories won't happen cause they won't want to fuck around with Batman's status quo.
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>>77898752
Yep, it's a Harley team up book
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>>77898775
Nothing is in continuity anymore, though. Otherwise there wouldn't be a Rogues arc faturing Cold in Flash next year because Cold's with the JL, and so on. Writers can redeem whoever you want and make whoever they want a villain - did you already forget about Barda commiting genocide?

Not to mention that most current Batfamily books barely use most of these villains anyway - Riddler and Ivy are the only ones featured in something in prominent roles atm. When did Bane show up for the last time, in Arhkam War?
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>>77898862
But won't it be mindfuckery if some villain gets completely redeemed and a few months later some other writer has them do something evil? Besides, its not even about the other books; would they want to redeem a character, meaning the won't be able to use them in the same book ever again (as a villain)?
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>>77898653
Ivy is getting her own solo
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>>77898737
>>77898706

>Being overtly rapey

Wow

How many issues will she sexually assault? I hope all of them.
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>>77898935
Harley sexually assaults DC. This is gonna be a fun series

Batman, Power Girl Wondy and GL down a couple hundred to go.
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>>77898935
This one's even more overt!
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>>77884175
One of the panels literally shows her with a wig in a bag.
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>>77898653
I'd love a Rogues ongoing but we both know it'd end with making Lisa a new Harley or something even worse, especially since New 52 Rogues sort of suck as a whole to begin with
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>>77898105
>Implying Harley didn't have girly time with Diana's sleeping body, and didn't paint her nails and stuff.
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>>77898105
She's shown wearing face makeup and red nail polish 99% of the time
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>>77898471
Because nobody cares about Riddler. He's hard to write and isn't that popular. Harley is their second best selling solo so of course they're going to let the writers do what they want.
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>>77903873
>He's hard to write
Mostly because hes intelligent and intelligent characters need intelligent writers.
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>>77883603
>Actually calls himself the crazy sodomizer
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>>77898935
>Harley assaults Catwoman w/ Poison Ivy
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>>77884680
In my mind, it's Diana asking that one.
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>>77898769
I was thinking she'd have more fun with Kyle or Guy, but they're not quite sexualized enough for this series, I think.
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>>77895592

AHAHAHAHAHAH I JUST NOTICED THAT!!!
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>>77898706

Red Lantern Harley? or black lantern harley?
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Harley beating Wonder Woman is now canon. Is she the most powerful character in comics?
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>>77884002
kek
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>>77883213
What is up with J. Scott Campbell and squirrel teeth?
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>>77883434
>Harley is a kid
>Batgirl was already a thing

WHAT????
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>>77898935
>You will never sexualy assault Hal
Why live
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>>77905130
>rage and death
Sounds like both
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>>77905098
Hal is long past due to get sexually assaulted
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>>77903873
Riddler is pretty popular, at least among yaoi fangirls.
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>>77905460
Just pay a rentboy to dress up
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>>77898935
If so when will Dick be a guest star?
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>>77905411
Story trumps continuity, faggot!

Kill me.
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So Marvel has various dudes kill their entire universe, while DC has Harley sexually assault their universe.

That makes sense.
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I don't get it, is Harley retarded or something?
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>>77883467
>Harely has brothers
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i dont know what the fuck I read but I sure as fuck went 6 to Midnight during it
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>>77883950
Quinn doesn't actually need that gas mask.`
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>>77906955
It's always been canon that she had siblings
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>77896724
Quinn is Bi alot of things, but monthly isn't one of them.
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>>77905098
>Guy not sexual enough.

Knowing Gardner he would try to fuck Harley
>Listen babe there are things I can do, with or without this ring, that make anybody you been with second rate. Yes that includes the plant chick. In fact, she can come too.
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>>77904861
That's already happened
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>>77905462
Hah, given Red and Black are Harleys primary colors that's probably exactly what it is
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