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>You may ask yourself how you hold the PizzBurg without getting cheese on your hands. That's simple. We add two more pizzas, their cheese turned inward towards the PizzBurg. Can I get a diet coke with that, please?
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But is that a giant patty or are those tiny pizzas?
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Why would I have the cheese side out Ronnie?
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>>77875149

Fuck me, I want this but >>77875275 this guy knows!
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But what if it was made with a pizza bagel?
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>>77875275
see>>77875149
you put 2 more pizzas on each side but with the cheese pointing in
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Why make a pizza burger when you can do this?
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>>77875415
How does that pizza work? Did the put toppings on both sides?
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I remember seeing some pics of this creation a few years ago. It was like two Digiornos pizzas and a handmade massive burger patty between them. They cut it open like a cake. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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>>77875457
Two pizzas stacked so you have toppings on both sides
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>>77875149
> Red Phone
> Ronnie is the new Russian president.
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>>77875415

>Average American.gif
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I wonder if Ronnie likes to eat at Taco Town...
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>>77875696
It's probably the go to destination for the rare nugg-free day.
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>>77875550

>What's going on over there, Ronnie?
>Why, Mr President, whatever do you mean?
>Ronnie, you're throwing everything you've got on that pie!
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>>77875460
no but it sounds like I know what to make for the next super bowl
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>>77875873
>Ronnie. We only had fifteen boxes of nuggets per week. You ordered them all in one day. Truck doesn't come till next week.

>Aw...

>We have other options...

>No...no I'll just go to taco town...
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>>77875873
This is the whitest thing I have seen today, and I work with a German.
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>>77875149
I kinda see loss
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Here, I found it. This isn't the full image, I think the full one had instructions on how to make it.
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>>77876172
Damn it. I know I have the full image of that, but I can't fucking find it.
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>>77875415
>dat filename
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>>77876471
Oh shit, I didn't even notice.
Swery, you so cray cray
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>>77876172
man i wonder how much of that could i eat before having a hearth attack
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>>77876471
Did the second ep. of this game ever come out?
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>>77875415
This is legit how I eat my pizza.
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>>77875235
It'd be easier to make two small pizzas than to roll out and grill a giant patty
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>>77875235
omg
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This thread just makes me hungry.
MOAR RONNIE MEALS PLEASE.
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sorry but.. what does adding plain ground beef do to improve pizza? the point of a burger is slathering it in burgercondiments.
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>>77876898
The pizza is the condiment as well as the bun!
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do you ever kinda want a food but also kinda dont? the macatacahodo 360 has me on the name alone, but.. corn shell? hell no
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>>77876924
well i guess that'd be okay then, but tomato sauce and a mild cheese don't really go with plain beef to me. they go with a spicy sausage. plain beef goes with a sharp cheese and a tomato sauce with lots of sugar, salt, and vinegar in it (i.e. ketchup)
yknow this is all chemistry. mayo-pickle-onion-mustard-ketchup with cheddarmaybe is a fantastic sauce combo that elevates a nicely grilled piece of plain ground beef into something fantastic.. whereas the delicate layering of tomato, herbs, mozzarella, and maybe onions peppers spicy pork sausage of some kind is what gives pizza its power
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>>77876992
>but tomato sauce and a mild cheese don't really go with plain beef to me
but that's literally what you put on most cheese burgers
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>>77877050
as i said, no. you dont put a mild white cheese on a burger, you put a sharp cheese in the cheddar or jack family. and you dont put an herby tomato sauce on it, you put a vinegary sugary salty tomato sauce on it that derives from a fermented fish sauce. because burgers are all about vinegar and salt, man.
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>>77876172
I would assume the top pizza wouldn't be flipped like that, but that's just me
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it's burger vs pizza time in splatoon too.
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>>77877096
>you put a sharp cheese in the cheddar or jack family
most cheeseburgers made, the staunch majority, at least 60%, use shitty american cheese

>because burgers are all about vinegar and salt, man
they really aren't
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>>77876172
I made this thing recently. It was glorious.
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>>77875149
... why not make it a circular calzone with a burger between two of them or better yet have the pizaas flipped for the toppings to be on the inside.
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>>77876992
Change the pizza to fit the burger then.
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>>77875415
is that a fucking double sided pizza
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>>77876898
People add ground beef to burgers all the time
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>>77877200
>calzone
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>>77875235
MOM COME QUICK I HAVE AN IDEA
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>>77876456
literally the first google image result.
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>>77877148
>hurrhurr shitty american cheese it's not even cheese
it's just a cheddar cheese sauce. what is your problem?

anyway what do you put on your burger?
>in b4 i dont pollute my body you amerifat
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>>77877208
that is not a bad idea, and something a few pizza places do do. the problem is a pizza is inherently baked, and you kinda don't wanna bake pickles and mayonnaise
>>77877245
uh.. how is it harder?
>>77877232
i know you meant pizza, but.. that's so bland and terrible.
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>>77877096
>you dont put a mild white cheese on a burger
Fuck you buddy. Provolone is the best shit.
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>>77877200
>fold pizza into calzone
>insert more goodies
So simple, yet so brilliant??
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>>77877148
What's your point? The discussion is that pizza and burgers use different types of cheese. Do you think american cheese belongs classified with mozzarella?
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>>77877363
I guess it's harder because some people (read: plebs) eat them with silverware.
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>>77877365
shit i didnt think i'd ever hear of a grosser burger than mushroom and swiss, but that comes close
>>77877417
calzone with silverware.. what? that's like intentionally punching a hole in the bottom of a sandwich
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>>77877365
This or swiss. And pastrami. And horseradish sauce.
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>>77877452
Well they can be kind of big. And sometimes I want to share the big one with a friend.
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>>77875873
>mfw this is the first time in all my years on the internet that I've seen anything other than the tiny-as-shit gif version of this.
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>>77877245

>Talking shit about calzones

You and me got problems, chap
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>>77877504
Here's the shitty gif for old-times sake. But yes, I love having that webm.
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>>77877484
yeah calzones should be made smaller, but bigger ones means more toppings-to-dough ratio so you can see the appeal there
god now i wanna go to old chicago
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>>77877331
If we're going to get into this, let's
american cheese only resembles cheddar cheese, sure it has common ingredients, but those ingredients are similar to most cheeses
american cheese was originally a combination of various white cheeses, so putting a white cheese on a burger is more than acceptable (which is why multiple burger eateries often have something with swiss)
mozzarella can be a salty cheese (especially if it's made by a large manufacturing company), so if a burger is indeed all about salt and vinegar, mozzarella would do fine
onions put a lot of the flavor into pizza sauce, so having an oniony herby tomato sauce on a burger would be fine

also, burger pizzas (as in pizzas that are burger flavored) have existed for quite some time, so putting pizzas and burgers together would work as well as it usually does, which is decently well

also, I am an american
ketchup belongs on burgers as much as mustard does, which means that neither is really all that essential to a decent burger
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>>77876172
if you guys like this kind of junk, theres a youtube channel epicmeals or something, and they make crazy stuff. you will know you have the right channel if the dude has a ballin ass beard
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>>77877530
I'm more curious as to when someone finally decided to redo it because it's been YEARS to where I couldn't even find a video version to make one myself. Every result was always just that tiny gif.
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>>77877416
My point was that he was wrong to say the specific types of cheese/sauce belong on burgers, when burgers taste fine with various types of cheeses/sauces

oh and if he started pulling the "oh, but that's not a true pizza" or "oh, but that's not a real burger" thing, it'd be hilariously retarded given the origins of both burgers and pizza
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>>77877311
God bless America.
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>>77877557
I forgot that the channel still existed
I'm glad they tried to hop onto the let's play wagon before they went completely broke, even though I'll never watch their gaming videos ever
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>>77875873
>that inedible corn husk in the middle
why must they ruin great things
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>>77877556
>american cheese was originally a combination of various white cheeses
no, it's a cheddar sauce. it's basically the same thing you put on beef n' cheddar sammiches, except congealed.
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>>77877729
just eat through it anon
it's not as if more fiber would be a bad thing
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>>77877775
soluble fiber is great! helps slow that shit down and give you some sweet smooth poops
insoluble fiber? that's just gonna make your ass blow chunks. and if you ate one of these, imagine the chunks
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>>77877774
it's not actually a cheddar sauce
no cheddar actually goes into it, it's just cheddar flavored (if you get cheddar flavored american cheese)
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>>77877331
>it's just a cheddar cheese sauce.

I don't think companies would consider actual cheddar cheese sauce or sauce with anything resembling the flavours of cheddar to be sellable.
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>>77877972
Are you motherfucking kidding me?
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>>77877923
american cheese, by US law must contain at least 2 types of real cheeses. if you buy slices that says cheese food, its not american cheese, its just same floppy style in those little plastic wraps. american cheese is real cheese, for all you naysayers
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>>77877530
>128x96 GIF
>2.92 MB
>>77875873
>640x360 WebM
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>>77875149
Anyone else seeing Loss here?
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>>77878023
>american cheese is real cheese, for all you naysayers
http://www.cheese.com/american-cheese/
You are technically correct in a historical sense, but that hasn't been the case for a long time. They stopped blending it and it's not actually cheese in a real, legal sense.
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>>77877311
That's what I'm fucking talking about.
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>>77878143
No you just see loss everywhere.
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>>77878095
theres a reason we have webm's now
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>>77878162
>http://www.cheese.com/american-cheese/
you posted a link to processed cheese, which most folk call american cheese i guess, but that is not american cheese. american cheese is still made, and it is not that kraft stuff, i used to work at a dairy farm, and worked with lots of cheesemakers. i didnt even think that 99% of people associate processed cheese with american cheese, because i grew up knowing the difference.
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>>77878095

Yes, jiffs are outdated technological relics from the dark ages.Seriously, since this is /co/ it was literally the Dark Age
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>>77875275
To better show that there is cheeze and stuff on it, rather than just a bland bun
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>>77875149
I had this idea years ago.
Stebbit up, Ronpai.
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>>77875415
I do this all the time too.
Thank God for Shaggy metabolism.
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>>77878237
I'll take you're word for it, but I've never known anyone who is even aware of real American cheese existing. I've only ever known about the processed stuff, and that's what everyone else knows about if they tell you American cheese isn't cheese.
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>>77875873
True story though. A taco inside a flour tortilla lined with beans is pretty fuckin good.
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>>77875149
When I visited New York I actually had one of these pizza burgers
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>>77878348
As a Mexicanfag I'm almost ashamed to ask, but holy shit is there a name for that kinda thing? Because that sounds bomb as fuck.
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>>77878463
Nah not to my knowledge.
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>>77878463
I have to imagine that's in no way traditional. It sounds like an American thing. "Do I want a taco, or a burrito? Fuck it, I'm eating both."
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>>77878510
That sounds like something Taco Bell would slap a Mexican sounding name onto then sell.
>THE NEW BACON BURTANGO WITH WIDDLY SCUDS
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Who here Calzone master race?

Theres a fast food joint where they make delicious pizza burek but the calzone is just so much more satisfying.
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>>77875149
That already happened though
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>>77878662
we just call those empanadas where i live
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>>77875149
Pretty sure Obama would give that a try.
So long as Michelle isn't around and his daughters keel it a secret.
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>>77878095
One uses math properly and the other one staples full sized images together.
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>>77878638
Two varieties: cheesy gordita crunch (cheese instead of beans) and a double decker (the one with beans).
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>>77875873
>That american flag that pops up

POTTERY
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>>77877144
Pizza. The end, who the fuck is going to say burger? An idiot. An Idiot is going to say burger.
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>>77876059
>Germans
>White
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>>77878630
That's what I love about America.
>Choose? Nah, fuck that. Weld them together with melted cheese.
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>>77879225
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>>77876001
This reference made me very happy. Thank you.
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>>77878662
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>>77879685
some one rearrange the pizzas into loss
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>>77877551
>yeah calzones should be made smaller
if you forfeit the tomato sauce it works fine
>but bigger ones means more toppings-to-dough ratio
true, but you get more crust-to-dough ratio
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>>77875604
Stop projecting, fattie.
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Ronnie, I love you.

Please work on your art, I worry you may stagnate. Just jam and draw out of your comfort zone. An artist is always learning.

(Ps. I love you.)
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>>77876761
Easier but less rewarding
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>>77876001
Very nice
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>>77875149
Made one of those before, was pretty tasty.

Protip: Once you've assembled your pizzaburger, let it cool for a short while. This lets the cheese solidify; it's really tricky to eat a pizzaburger while its slipping and sliding all about. As an added bonus, the tomato sauce is no longer scalding hot.

I've also made the pizza+mac&cheese combo before; I don't really have any tips for that. I put little bits of pancetta/lardons in my mac&cheese, with a really thick (almost solid) cheese sauce. Rather tasty, as far as abominations against arterial health go.

There are people in this world who actually live like cartoon Ronnie. I am one of them.
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>>77880855
Btw, that pic was a suggestion as to the pizzas to use for a pizzaburger.

Small enough for the corresponding patty to be made out of a single packet of minced beef. And you get two of them. Perfect!
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>>77880855
>Deep dish
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How does Ronnie have a direct line to the White House?
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>there are people ITT who have never made The Leaning Tower of Pizzaburger
Seven patties with a mini pizza as the bottom bun. It's beefy heaven.
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>>77880980

He doesn't; the last panel is an unrelated look at Barrack Obama, who is receiving news of Russia sending armed forces into Turkey at the same time as Ronnie daydreaming.
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>>77880980
The President is required to deal with magical beings, obviously.
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>>77881091
Holy mother of fuck, why I haven't heard about this yet!?
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>>77881128

Wait, seriously? Do you even read the fucking news?
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>>77881162
I try to, but this has completely flown under my radar. Last I heard was the plane getting shot down. Jesus, they've fully assembled a complete invasion with a great reason to do so. Turkey invokes NATO Article 5 and it truly will be fucking WWIII. Shit is getting fucking real.
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>>77875604
Ebin :)
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>>77881162
I read comics.
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>>77881228

>Turkey invokes NATO Article 5
>Rest of NATO getting into World War 3 over fucking Turkey

lol, no. Turkey shooting down that jet will be considered "active aggression" if they try to go down that route. US, Canada, and Europe aren't going down for fucking Turkey.

Besides, Russia's only sending some troops around the borders to flex their muscle and protect the fly zone. They're not gonna fucking invade Istanbul or anything.
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>>77881520
I hope that's right. It's not looking good what with Turkey blockading Russia now.
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>>77881128
>>77881228
>>77881579
>>77881262

You realize he's bullshitting you, right?
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>>77881608
And so is every news agency from the New York Times to Al-Jazeera? Just google Russian Troops Turkey.
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>>77878662
>tfw calzones are pizzas but with crust all around
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>>77876098
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>>77878911
math?
butt's twelve by pies?
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>>77880077
touche
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>>77881520
i love how everyone hates everyone this time. there's like five people fighting each other and if ANY of them lose we all win
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>>77878733
Niggah that aint an empanada.

Empanadas dont have that much sauce on them, nor all those ingriedients.

Empanadas have dry stuff like meat and rice, the sauciest thing you'll get is cheese
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my friends and i did this before but we kicked it up a notch
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>>77880454
This isn't the place a web comic person is going to be to read that.
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>>77878463
taco bell calls it a double decker taco

they used to be $0.99
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>>77890224

Ronnie has visited us in the past.
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>>77886723
I can't fucking believe I'm from the same planet as this thing
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>>77886113
subtle
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>>77877229
Uncut too and apparently devoid of sauce.
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Lets do this. Lets fuck shit up.
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>>77878095
webms are magic
gifs are outdated shit from the 80s
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>>77880855
I thought this was loss

there is no escape, please help me
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>>77876172
its beautiful
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>>77875873
Ugh. I want one!
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>>77879125
that chuckle-worthy

good man
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>>77894011
What came first, Ranch or Cool Ranch?
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sup
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>>77877557
Epic Meal Time?
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>>77877452
Thats the correct way to eat a calzone. I understand Americans are overgrown children but you don't have to eat everything with your hands.
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>>77875149
I think there are already pizza hamburgers
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>>77886113
YESS
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>>77877311
Approximately 19,843 calories if anyone is cares.
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>>77897746

you can feed 10 people with it though. not worse than any buttercream based cake. Also there's a hard cap in the amount of fat your body can digest in one go, so you will shit quite a lot of it if you eat too much.
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Everyone in this thread is so fucking wrong about the placement of the pizzas. You don't want them both cheese side out, for holding purposes obviously. But you ALSO don't want them both cheese side IN.

Have you ever put two pieces of pizza cheese side-together and tried to eat it? It tastes like shit because you're only applying pizza-underside to your tongue.

No, no, the way it should work is that the bottom support pizza will be cheese side up, then the burger, and then the top pizza is ALSO cheese side up, so it's like a regular slice of pizza when you bite into it.
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>>77897788
10 people? You could easily feed thirty people with it.
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>>77897798
Do you not chew your food?
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>>77886723
all that work and you put kraft singles on it? What are you, stupid?
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>>77897798
Seems like you could just eat with a knife and fork if you're gonna do that
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>>77876172

Make sure to leave room for dessert.
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>>77875873
I would eat a small section of that cut off at the end
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ITT: Stuff Epic Meal Time's probably done.
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>>77876172
I had a heart attack just looking at it.
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>>77878463
So there's no thing as a hard shell taco, burritos are just prepared differently with different ingredients.

So there is no name for it really...
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This reminds me of a pizza dough recipe I once posted on /ck/...

8 fl oz lukewarm water
1 fl oz olive oil
1 tsp sugar
½ tsp salt
1 tbsp dried milk powder
1 lb flour
1 sachet yeast

Put that stuff into your breadmaker/mixing bowl IN THAT ORDER, then turn it on/mix that shit up. Leave it to prove for 15 minutes, then knead the crap out of it. You can make 2-3 pizzas, or one fucking huge calzone.
>>77876616
I think so - Wikipedia mentions there were two episodes and a prologue.
>>77878662
I use the above recipe to make myself a calzone for a treat. Can't finish one by myself in one sitting... fortunately, that just gives me a damn good lunch the next day!
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>Can I get a diet coke with that, please?
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>>77875275
Because then it's just a calzone.
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>>77898305
>le bacon is greatest food ever meme
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>>77879013
Have you SEEN what passes for pizza in Japan?
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>>77898906
Just because I'm eating 2000 calories doesn't mean I want to drink 800 more.
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>>77899489
Diet sodas have aspartame/sucralose which is a natural sweetener that the body takes in thinking of it as sugar, however when the body shortly thereafter finds no sugar nutrients it creates a sugar spike that makes you really badly want to eat sugary things, or more food.
From a body health view, a regular coke would probably have you better off, but your teeth would be worse.
Or you know, water. Water is fine too.
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>>77899214
That's not a meme
That's like saying breathing air is a meme
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>>77899513
Or I could just not eat more sugar or food even when it makes me want to. I do have self control.
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>>77897660
>Randomly bringing up America
We got a jelly 3rd-worlder here. :^)
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>>77875149
Parks and Recreation already did that.
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>>77876172
Jesus Christ I'd eat for a week with that
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>>77877245
But calzones mean underpants

Are you trying to eat shorts
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>>77877311
>overcooked bacom
>mincemeat can't hold it's form
>heating pizza without a frypan
>the meat is not even cooked
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>>77899810
EICHERUMBA!
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>>77899910
its called meduim, child
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>>77878733
Empanadas don't have sauce, normally they have cheese.

>>77899969
It's called intestinal bacteria.
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>>77899513
but how would the body know it has no sugar nutrients if you consume it with the hamburger which is filled with carbs? i can agree with you if you drink the diet coke alone, but with the hamburger?
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>>77897581

What?
>>
I love how Whomp threads perpetually degrade into discussions of junk-food terrors
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>>77900012
Glucose is purely composed of carbohydrates. Meat is a combination of protein, lipids (if there's much fat) and carbs. Compared to sugar, the carb intake from meat is minimal

I haven't had a biology class in five years, but if I'm not mistaken. After the body is tricked into beliving it ate sugar and realizes there's not enough carbs/glucose to suffice all the chemical processes it created after digesting the diet coke, leave you hungry for more.
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>>77877311
"The Heartbreaker"
It gives you 5 simultaneous cardiac arrest before you touch the ground.
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>>77900097
bread is packed with sugar. Also burger meat is cut with vegetables such as onion, rich in sugar.
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>>77899680
Kek, yeah Switzerland is so 3rd world, I'm totally jelly of your "democracy".
I brought up America because only americans would think you're supposed to eat a calzone with your hands.
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>>77899910
>pizza
>fry pan
Jesus.
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>>77875457
Probably some industrial process that kills 500 dolphins per pizza.
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>>77876616
still in production
it has a ton of costume dlc tho
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>>77878095

I literally have a webm for that.
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>>77880077

That's just a Cornish Pasty with a cheese and tomato filling.
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>>77902559
No, the cornish pasty is an empanada with shittier meat.
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>>77875149
Thank you Ronnie, I needed this.
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>>77898039
AMERICA

AMMMMEEEEEERICA

HOOOOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVE!
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